Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!


 Oh, what a . . .
The Ten Clinton Gates
Hit (Shift) Reload/Refresh if no scrolling title bar appears (4.x+ Browsers)
 Web we weave . . .
Name of Gate
Involved America's
Concerns
What Should
Concern Americans
Allegations
Zipper Gate
1 Gennifer 2 Paula
3 Kathleen 4 Monica
5 Juanita Broaddrick
6 + 100's
Sex 1 Inattention to job
2 National Security
 (remember Mata Hari?)
3 Decisions compromised
   while titillated
4 National image
 (Statesmen kept waiting)
1 Misuse of troopers
2 Misuse of funds
3 Targeted female is
   threatened and her
   cat disappears
4 Perjury
5 Assault and Rape
Draft-dodger Gate
1 Army Recruiters
2 Draft Board
3 ROTC
None Unabashed deception Unqualified to be the
Commander in Chief
of the military
Marijuana Gate
Unknown None Pattern of lying He did inhale
Whitewater Gate
1 Hillary
2 Webster Hubbell
3 Susan McDougal
4 Vince Foster
Is it true? YOUR  money vanishes

Taxpayers methodically
bilked of $65 million +
1 Fraud
2 Obstruction of justice
Mena Gate
1 CIA
2 Agent Brenneke
3 Trooper Patterson
3 Mark Swaney
You haven't
even heard
of Mena
1 Drug profiteering
2 Deaths of 2 youths
   who may accidentally
   have discovered
   drug runners
   plus 6 more witnesses
1 Conspiracy
2 Obstruction of justice
3 Received bennies from
(a) Drug smuggling
(b) Exportation of guns
(c) Money laundering
Haircut Gate
1 Air Force One
   staff
2 Presidential
   Security
You Forgot 1 Getting a haircut?
   Still buy that?
2 Arrogant abuse
   of the office
1 Abuse of staff time
2 Interference with
   normal air traffic
3 Taxpayer abuse
Travel Gate
1 Hillary
2 Billy Dale
3 Vince Foster
None 1 Trashing of staffers'
   reputations and careers
2 Scorched earth
   policy emerges
1 Unfair firings
2 Career-damaging
   accusations
   manufactured
Contribution Gate
includes
China Gate
1 White House
    quarters
2 Chinese
3 Loral Communications
4 Hughes Electronics
5 Undisclosed ?
Who else
can we
blame or
How can
we make
treason
seem like
fairness
to all
nations?
1 Abuse of a
   taxpayer facility
2 TREASON
3 National secrets traded
   for a cut of only
   $300,000 + favors
1 Allowed paid guests
   at the White House
2 Allowed the Chinese
   access to sensitive
   missile technology
   in return for illegal
   campaign contributions
Arlington Gate
1 Larry Lawrence
   Major contributor
   to clinton campaign
2 Sheila Lawrence
3 American Veterans
None 1 Abuse of the office
2 Contribution Gate/
   Zipper Gate crossover?
Abuse of power
File Gate
(Your bonus gate!)
. . . OR . . .
"Scorched
Earth Policy"
1 Republicans and Dems
2 You and Me
3 Salon, New Yorker,
   and Geraldo
4 "Confidential"
   Government and
   and FBI Files
Your
Privacy
~ Everyone's Security ~
as clinton directs
White House Staffers
in efforts to trash
ANYONE targeted
in order to protect
his reputation
or in retaliation
for revelations --
and seduces the
media into joining
the attacks
1 Privacy Act
   Violations
2 Misuse of info in
 (a) Over 900 FBI
       background files
 (b) Government files
Bad Blood Gate
(Newly
Revealed Gate)
1 Cummins Prison
2 Pine Bluff Biologicals
3 Health Management
   Associates
4 Clinton's Arkansas
   State Police
5 Leonard Dunn
6 Richard Mays
7 Mike Galster
Say, what? 1 Prisoners' treatment
2 Spread of AIDS
   and Hepatitis
   among prisoners
   and to Canadians
   (40K+ infected),
   Italians, Japanese,
   Spaniards, & others
Clinton supported
and protected
unsafe blood
collection methods
from prison inmates
for political favors
Salon's Report
Bomb Gate
1 bin Laden
2 Saddam Hussein
3 Sudanese
   factory workers
4 Afghans
5 Iraqis
6 Yugoslavians ???
  (Kosovo a distraction
    for China Gate ???)
Concern
lacking
for those
outside
America's
borders
Innocents killed
and injured during
"mistaken" and
planned bombings
at times exactly
corresponding with
strategic events
in the impeachment
proceedings
Ruthless
 Civilians Pay
Foreign Policy
Clinton is laughing his rear off - AT YOU


 Your E-Mail Comments
Click your Choice
 Flame with ''Frenchie''  Gettin' Jiggy  Parse not, that ye be not parsed  clintoons  Rhymin' Reason  Hmmmmm ?
[Columbo vs Clinton]    [Heavenly Interred]



 Click Here to Beam Back
Exchange size banner by Meon. Click this text to visit his kool site!