Emma Bunton vs. Emma Anderson
1. Both women are naturally brunette. . . but Emma Anderson doesn't
cover this up.
2. Emma Anderson proves she can play a guitar every time she steps on
stage. . . unlike Emma the spice girl, who merely claims she can.
3. Emma Anderson doesn't need studio tricks to sing well. (seen their
performance on Saturday Night Live? Sucked!)
4. Emma Anderson wouldn't be caught dead with pigtails. (Come on! That
went out with leasure suits! [maybe the other Emma wears them to hide
the horns on her head.])
5. Emma Anderson wouldn't be caught dead in platform high heel shoes.
(That too should have been left in the 1970's.)
6. Emma Anderson readily reveals her last name (say, does Emma of the
Spice Girls even have a last name?)
7. "Wannabe" or "Ladykillers" - which sounds more feministic to you?
(If you say "Wannabe" I got some nice coastal property here in Kansas for
you. . .)
8. There's no 666 buried beneath layers of makeup on Emma Anderson's
face.
9. Emma Anderson doesn't prance around, dancing like she can't dance
onstage.
10. Emma Anderson has been known to do work for the environment, and not
support the Tories. . .
