Green Day Quotes
"Cops never read fashion magazines, if they
did they'd shave off all those dan
mustaches"-Mike
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"We made Casey Casem say dookie!"
-Mike
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Mike- "Girls just wanna have fun"
Tre-"Yeah"
Mike-"Yeah"
Tre-"That's all they really want"
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"Mike is funny like that, he's got one pair
of underpants and he never wears them"-
Tre
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"It's not how you pick your nose that counts,
It's where you put the booger"-Tre
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"I wish people would turn off their
computers, go outside, talk to people, lick
people, enjoy each other's company, and smell
each other on the rump"- Tre
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"Lick the goat"-Tre
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"I never completed high school and i am very
rich and very successful"-Tre
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" I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes,
and the alphabet song"- Tre
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"Hey I framed my crotch for you
guys!...Diamond Dave!"-Tre
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"I am the greatest rock and roll drummer on
the planet and you suck!"-Tre
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"We have a thin candy shell...I am surprised
you didn't know that!"-Tre
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"That's a bi-triple conlateral, with a double
twist and a 360 LMNOP wide zoo' macro booty
line"-Tre
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"The Bill Clintones Rock!"-Tre
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"I am a DRUMMER HEAR ME ROAR!....I AM TRE
COOL DON'T IGNORE!"
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"Punk is not just the sound, the music, Punk
is a
lifestyle.......... It's a lifestyle I choose
for myself.
It's not about popularity and all that
crap."-Billie Joe
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"A lot of people, when they talk to me, I
can't wait for
them to shut up. Like, shut up. You're a
moron. I have
nothng to say, you know"-BJ
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"Never run in the rain with your socks
on"-BJ
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"I never thought that being obnoxious would
get me where I
am now"BJ
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"I sound like an Englishman impersonating an
American
impersonating an Englishman"BJ
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"It's wierd. I mean, I consider myself kind
of an ugly
guy"~Billie Joe on being a sex symbol
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"If I was to do it all again, I'd do it
differently.I want
to try and make some sense of all this"
Billie Joe
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"I couldn't care less if people think I am
insignificant
because I am a 22 year old. That's great. We
caused a
generation gap. Great. Most of the bands
around now, I've
been playing longer then they have, and I am
also way
younger then they are."~Billie Joe
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"All you do is get f**ked up. There's nothing
to do.It's
like 'What'd you do yesterday?-'Smoked a
fatty and drank a
six pack. You just sit there and rot"~Tre on
his
hometown
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"We used to go out and print merchandise over
our guitar
cases"~Mike
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"I like to smoke a couple of hours before the
show, to get
in the right mood.... I get mad when people
are against
pot. That's what makes me mad.It should be
legalized. Do
it! Do it, but don't give the control to the
big tobacco
companies."~ Tre
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"There are nice guys trying to be assholes
and assholes
trying to be nice guys. I am an asshole tying
to be a nice
guy"~Billie Joe
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"We personally believe that dogs are going to
take over the
world, and when they do, they're gonna hit
everyone with
shit."~Mike on the origin of dookie
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"If you can say the word 'dookie' you can
keep in touch
with the child within. I've always thought
that's part of
our success- we're immature"~Mike
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"I write better when I am stoned"~
Billie
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"There's a time in your life where everyone's
got to tell
someone to f**k off. So you might as well
show someone how
to do it"~Billie Joe
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