1)Always carry condomns.
2)Don't forget Powerpuff pens for autographs.
3)Strategically place yourself in the video game area.
4)"Bump" into him - not hard enough to send him airborne, but enough to make him look up from his Electronic Gaming Monthly.
5)Make sure you have a friend canvassing the pet supply aisle.
6)Be prepared to answer stupid questions... this is Nick after all.
7)Always wear your Tampa Bay jersey just in case you two run out of things to say...
8)... or you forget to speak and he has to say something first.
9)But don't count on #8 - he has a hard enough time stringing together lyrics let alone sentences.
10)Have extra pennies just in case he wants to ride the mechanical pony at the front of the store.
11)Have extra pennies in case you'd like to join him.
12)If you don't find him in the pet or gaming aisles, check the cologne department... one can't have enough *picks up bottle* Gravity.
13)Don't forget to stop by the magazine racks... "I wonder what NSTINK is up to these days..."
14)Don't forget to carry a copy of Journey's Greatest Hits with you also... makes for a great conversation starter.
15)Try on as many sunglasses as possible. The more the better. All at once. That way you'll look as stupid as he does when you run into potted plants.
16)Avoid the Home & Garden section.
17)AT ALL COSTS!
18)Grab some magic markers so you can always ask him if you can color in his tattoos.
19)Pick up a pair of boxers and suggest he try them on and "model" them for you.
20)Make Britney Spears your Fashion God.
21)Invest in a "Growth Spurt".
22)Silicone is in the Barbie aisle.
23)When he makes eye contact, smile, wink and ask him "Howie doin'?"
24)Avoid leading him toward the book area... we aren't worried about him picking up Danielle Steele's lates but everyone knows the comic books are over there.
25)Avoid asking tough questions such as "Would you have the time?"
26)Or "How are you doing today?"
27)Change the subject often... like now.
28)Wear a Kentucky hat and always stand one aisle over from him.
29)Make sure you put bright orange rope, metal handcuffs, and a cowboy hat in his shopping cart.
30)Visit the air conditioning area searching for "the perfect fan".
31)Bribe the store clerk to announce his location every five minutes. "Attention K-Mart shoppers, Nick Carter is in Aisle 7, Nick Carter Aisle 7."
32)Ask him to explain what exactly kindagetmego.com means - this should take a couple of days.
33)Take him to the bowling aisle and ask him if you've mastered Howie D's bowling dance.
34)Ask him to show you how it's REALLY done.
35)Ask him if he really needs you tonight or if it's just a ploy to get you in the sack.
36)Ask him what way does he really want it!!!
37)Ask him to sing that "god must have spent a little more time on you" song one more time.
38)Ask him where his brother Taylor is - he's really your fave.
39)Ask him if video game controllers are set up backwards in Australia.
40)See if he can spell McDonald's without cheating.
41)Hell, have him spell HIS name without cheating.
42)Every five minutes say "ain't that cute" and see how long it takes him to catch on.
43)Wrap yourself in ACE bandages and ask him if he thinks you're sexual.
44)Or better yet... ORIGINAL.
45)Tell him that it got all bunched up when you put it on, and can he help you fix it.
46)If he doesn't... complain of a wedgie all day...
47)...then give him one.
48)Whenever he says anything, tell him he isn't saying it "right" but don't elaborate.
49)Drag him to the hair color aisle and find out his true color...
50)...and if he's really worth it.
51)To make a quick getaway, ask him to find Waldo.
52)Knock him out and write "I love Nick" on his face so when he goes to the concert that night, he feels right at home.
53)Make signs in the school supplies area that say "Marry Me Nick" or "Have My Baby" to make him feel more comfortable.
54)Position him in the toy aisle so you can work on your aim by throwing stuffed animals at his head.
55)Or other sensitive body regions.
56)In that case, maybe he should be working on his aim...
57)Challenge him to a real-life Mortal Combat match.
58)Better yet... a light saber duel... and give him the one that doesn't work.
59)Insist that you get the double one because you're just a girl *bat eyelashes*.
60)If he gets flustered, say you're Princess Leia and you really live up to your name.
61)(refer to #1)
62)Insist on asking him to sing that "small things" song again.
63)Ask him "What was it like on the Mickey Mouse Club with all those famous people?"
64)Ask him to join you in the hardware department...
65)...one word: LADDERS.
66)Two more words: screws and nails!
67)Even better... ask him if he knows the difference between the two.
68)Show him the fun of being a famous guy and see if you can get everything in your shopping cart for free.
69)Just tell him to walk right out the front doors with it...
70)Watch as K-Mart Fun Nick turns into Prison Bitch Nick with a snap of the fingers.
71)And he already has the handcuff accessories.
72)Dare him to pop a wheelie down the middle of the store on a dirt bike.
73)Encourage him to chew on the small parts.
74)Play hide and go seek in the camping section and go read that NSTINK article while he's hiding.
75)Challenge him to set up a tent...before the next millennium.
76)Two words: Tent Bitch.
77)Tell Nick you hear his mom calling and see what he does.
78)Ask him to tell you how the Backstreet Boys got together and remind him Howie's not there to answer it for him.
79)Have him tell you when the other Boys' birthdays are.
80)"What's that number again, Nick?"
81)Make him find the blue light special.
82)Make him try out the chap-sticks to find the one that makes his lips kissably soft...
83)...then verify his decision.
84)Force him to try on make up to find out if he's a "cool" or a "warm".
85)Remind him that since AJ's used them before, it's cool to wear hair accessories.
86)Especially big pink fluffy pompoms a la Britney.
87)(refer to #20)
88)Have him pick out practical gifts for the guys... eyebrow tweezers for Kevin, Kleenex for Brian, Visine for Howie, and bleach for AJ.
89)Ask him what is larger than life and if he responds with a sexual comment, laugh hysterically.
90)Speak to him only using BSB song titles/lyrics.
91)"How many Backstreet Boys does it really take to screw in a light bulb, Nick?"
92)Always call him either Nick-ay or Nicky or Nickolas Gene even if he asks you to just call him Nick.
93)Ask him where they came up with the title for the new album.
94)Refer to his family as the Bradys and sing that incessant song whenever he brings them up.
95)Pretend you don't know who he is and run up to him asking where the restroom is.
96)Go up to him with a determined look on your face and say "I know who you are, and I saw what you did last summer." Then walk away.
97)Ask him if he enjoyed making "Romeo and Juliet" with Claire Danes.
98)Ask him when he's going to graduate and if he's excited.
99)Tell him you think he's little brother is REALLY cute.
100)Ask for his little brother's phone number and possible hook up.
and finally...
101)Run up screaming and beg for an autograph... then as you walk away, say "Thanks Brian!"
Remember, this list was made in good humor and we love Nick and all the Backstreet Boys. We don't know any of the Backstreet Boys personally, so these comments were made based on the personas they've presented to us.[return to RANDOM]
