The Empire of Insanity

Warning!!

You have now reached the outer limits of sanity. If you proceed beyond this point, you will be taking the final leap into the perpetual depths of stupidity, so don't say I didn't warn you.



Welcome to my domain of sheer stupidity and mayhem. You are about to enter a world which may cause damaging inflictions upon your character that are irreversible. This is not a good thing. As a representative of myself, I ask that you do not go beyond this point if you are prone to stroke, heart disease, nervous breakdown, or are presently taking medication for any purpose other than dieting or birth control. If you have problems with obesity, you shouldn't even be using a computer, as you are liable to eat it. This is not an invitation to Betty Crocker. Get off of it. Furthermore, I cannot be held responsible if you suffer severe psychological problems after viewing the following material. It is not my fault that you became literate. I ask that you do not take anything from this page without my permission, not that I could physically stop you, but if you're going to be a thief you will one day get caught and I will laugh at you when I hear about it. Also, please note that this page is a reflection on my life- things I like, things I've seen, things I've done, people I know, etc. I break shit, burn shit, say stupid shit, do stupid shit, and it's all here for your viewing pleasure. With all of that nonsense being said, you may proceed on to the following pages.

And now on to our regularly scheduled program...

The Fire Files
My Porcelain Palace
The Denny's Chapter
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