4/29/07- Today was EWA 102 "Retribution Failure." Wolfman X opens the show in a very good mood. First of all, Natas the commissioner was absent, and WMX was anticipating his Main event title shot. WMX talked about the last show and how Natas tried to get retribution against him with that 4-way dance...in which WMX still won to earn his title shot. WMX also talked about how Natas at the last show disrespected his legacy. First off, WMX talks about how Natas said it took 100 shows for WMX to get a winning record over him. He was correct, but the public may have been misled so WMX was set to make the facts known. Natas had a winning record over WMX from 2/7/98-6/21/99 (1yr,4mos,2wks). WMX tied Natas on 6/21/99 and they remained tied until 12/31/06 (7 yrs,6mos,10 days). Natas regained the winning record on 12/31/06 and kept it until 3/18/07 (2 mos, 2wks). So in the last nine years Natas had a winning record over WMX for 1 year 7 months. They then became tied again for a week until WMX one-upped Natas. WMX has a winning record over Natas as of show date 1 month and 4 days. But WMX says he will beat Natas' record because he took his career. The second point WMX brings up shows Natas to be a blatant liar. Natas said at EWA 101 that WMX would lose to Natas then beat 4 jobbers, then lose to Psycohol and beat another 4 jobbers thus making him 8-2, but who did he really beat? So WMX randomly pulled ten matches in a row from Natas's favorite year in the EWA 1999 and went through his wins and losses. WMX beat Ninja, beat Natas, beat Psycohol, beat Mr. Ex, lost psycohol, lost Drakon, beat Natas and Psycohol, beat Splooge, beat Natas, annd beat Splooge again. So yes WMX was 8-2, but he did not lose to Natas and in fact beat him three times and beat Psycohol two times. He also did not beat 8 jobbers, in fact he only beat three. So then WMX gets to his last ten matches. WMX drew with X-Loco, lost with Natas to The New Reich, beat Vince, beat 88 and X-Loco, beat Natas, beat 4 jobbers, Lost to New Reich at EWA 100, beat Natas, beat Drixon, Hack and Loco in a 4-way, and beat 88 and Suicide in a tag match. So WMX was 7-2-1 and he did not lose to Natas in fact beat him twice, and he did not beat 8 jobbers in fact had only 2 jobber matches. WMX calls out Disruptor and WMX attacks Disruptor's mic skills and saying that he can't cut it verbally so he isn't even good enough to "whine" like WMX can. WMX picks on Disruptor for drinking coffee instead of his usual beer, Diss says, he's trying to be a good champ. WMX then picks on Diss for only beating Natas once in his career and never beating Psycohol. Then they go back and forth trying to set up a stipulation for their title match. They decide on a flaming barbed wire table match. Then Natas's music plays, and we go to the Extreme Screen. Natas is in the office and gives the roster the right to set up matches but no title matches can be set up so he sets up some title matches. X-Loco vs. 88 and since WMX loves his handicap matches so much against the likes of Ninja, Ninjarette, Suicide, and Mr. Splooge. Therefore WMX's title shot is a 4 on 1 handicap match. WMX vs. Disruptor, Hack, X-Loco, and Drixon Webb. WMX has to pin Diss for the belt, and if he beats anyone else he gets the win but not the title. Whoever pins WMX gets the title shot at 103, and if Diss pins WMX he gets 103 off. If Drixon helps on WMX's behalf he doesn't get a title shot for at least the rest of 2007. "Retribution Denied" HA. WMX then complains about it. We get to the first match Dr. Evil vs. Suicide. Dr. Evil looking like he was wrestling under water easily beat Suicide with some submissions, and evil-plex and the Evil sleeper. Next, we go to the return of the Wolfman Lair show. WMX's guest was Vince Demented. WMX was trying to find out why Vince lost to Ninja at 101. It was dertermined that Vince is on lithium pills, and Evil Alice comes out to say she was sick of being referred to as Vince's wife, and she's here to make a name for herself. WMX brings up a few years ago and how Evil Alice had that manage a trois with Face and Execution. WMX reminded Vince how he was beating up the two for shows after, but today Face is back to seek revenge. We get to the match Face vs. Vince. Face just plainly kicked Vince's ass, possibly after years of revenge seeking. Face gave Vince the Tuck Piledriver, Blue Thunder Bomb, and a huge Kendo Stick shot to the Balls. Face finished with his patented headbutts with the finish coming off the picnic table with the flying headbutt. The next match was the first ever time that the three members of the DOX-WMX, Drixon, and Keven James wrestled the three members of the New Reich-Disruptor, Hack McNasty, and X-Loco. This match was chaos, with every man tagging in and out at various times and just plainly kicking the shit out of each other. There was alot of brawling but in the end it was Diss accidently nailing Hack with the Kendo Stick to the head, which allowed Keven James to drop an elbow off the 7 ft platform for the win for the DOX. The next match was for the IC title. It was X-Loco vs. 88. Since 88 did such an impressive job vs. The Disruptor at the last show he earned this title shot. However, 88 was too drunk so therefore X-Loco made easy work for himself. It was a lot of submissions and ass kicking by X-Loco for the win. The main event was that 4 on 1 handicap match. We saw WMX start the match clothesline Hack, and then give The Disruptor a defensive forearm with a baseball bat. Then WMX knocked X-Loco down to one knee to set up for a flying knee which he added more pain by holding metal to go along with the impact. Finally, Drixon started to attack his own partner WMX, but then they placed a plan in effect. WMX went for a Moose Charge, but put on the brakes, yelled to the camera to Natas that he wasn't dumb, and lightly bumped into Drixon which purposely sent both men to the ground. WMX then allowed Drixon to cover him, but X-Loco made the unwanted save. Then all 4 men gave WMX a splash and took their turns just kicking his ass. Elbows, weapons, legdrops, and just brutality. However, in the end Drixon was laid out with a kidney shot by X-Loco, and WMX gave Disruptor and X-Loco a double Kamikazi DDT, and Disruptor and Hack a double bulldog. WMX then talked shit to the camera again at Natas, how his retribution is failing, but then Disruptor caught WMX and gave him the Sambo Suplex Rock Bottom. He went for the pin, but Hack stopped it, then Disruptor stopped Hack's pin attempt, then Hack just Walloped Diss in the head with some martial arts weapon and gave WMX a bodyslam, and a powerslam for the win and the title shot at EWA 103!!!!
4/22/07- Today was EWA 101 "Aftermath." The New Reich (Disruptor, X-Loco and Hack McNasty) opened the show. Disruptor bragged how all of the EWA gold is with the New Reich...him being EWA champ and X-Loco being IC Champ. The DOX (WMX and Drixon) come out and WMX talks about EWA 100. He says how overall it sucked shit. And he wasn't even talking about the fact that some people no-showed, or that one person that did show couldn't wrestle because her arm hurt, or the fact that some people spent 95% of the show huddled in the backseat of a car, or even the fact that almost the entire roster spent the entire show in a straight line bullshitting with each other. WMX wanted to talk about the main event. A match that consisted of two legends...WMX and Natas...the two very men that started the EWA 100 shows ago. You would think that in such a high stakes, high caliber match where one man was about to lose his career, that the entire roster would have been throwing in commentary like "Holy shit WMX was just speared through an entertainment stand, he isn't moving, the ref is counting, Oh My God!!!! WMX just lost his first ever Wolfman Lair match, or Holy Fuck Natas was just Sidewalked slammed off a ladder he isn't moving, is Drakon going to throw in the towel?" In fact no one even knew what happened for like 5 minutes, except X-Loco. WMX said, that X-Loco is a man that doesn't even speak in front of the camera, but behind the camera he was a one man commentary crew, because, "X-Loco is dedicated." WMX then says, that what we got instead was that everyone was hanging out behind a pickup truck instead of paying attention to the match. WMX then mocks Disruptor, by saying, "With all of those people, who have to expect them to horse around and bullshit." WMX says, "1998, EWA 11 Clash in the Cage we had 15 different personalities, and those people all hung together and knew exactly what was going on." WMX then called Disruptor a disgrace of a champion, because he spent the main event of EWA 100 Crotch Chopping the competitors, showing disrespect, instead of leading the EWA into a positive new direction because he is the first man since the Revolution (post 1999) to become EWA World Champion. WMX then says how he has held that belt 9 times, The IC, US belt, and tag belts 2 times, The North American and even Jobber belt one time each, holding all of them with pride and glory. WMX then challenges Disruptor for the main event. Then all of a sudden NATAS comes out. WMX does not let him talk, because he laid into him, "What the fuck are you doing here? I beat you, I one-upped you, I took your career, and I said you would never be able to seek retribution." Natas then talked about being appointed an announcer to announce the new Commissioner. But before he did that, he dissed the legacy of WMX. He said that WMX isn't the best wrestler, isn't the best on the mic, and that Natas is STILL the best thing that has happened to the EWA. Sure WMX beat and one-upped Natas, but at EWA 99 Natas kicked out, and at EWA 100 DRAKON DIDN'T throw in the towel. Natas then talked about WMX's win-loss record. WMX would lose to Natas then beat 4 jobbers, then lose to Psycohol and then beat 4 more jobbers, so on paper WMX was 8-2, but who did he beat? Natas then talked about the suits wanting a more active role in the EWA, and Natas then revealed himself as the new commissioner!!!! He started by saying that WMX has to earn a title shot per request from the Disruptor. So WMX had to win a 4 way dance vs. X-Loco, Hack, and Drixon. WMX claimed how easy this was going to be because Drixon could tap out to WMX and then WMX would give him his first title shot after he beat the Disruptor later in the show. But to make it impossible, Natas said that WMX had to pin Drixon, could not lay a hand on the New Reich, and that pin to Drixon had to be a 5 count. WMX fled with anger. We get right to the first match. WMX vs. Drixon, vs. X-Loco, vs. Hack McNasty. WMX tried to roll Drixon up first thing but was stopped by Loco. Hack gave WMX an awesome spear. The New Reich beat up on Drixon while WMX looked for an opportunity for a pin. Both members of the New Reich attacked WMX here and there. Then in the middle of the match WMX left and Face came out all of a sudden. Face demolished the New Reich and then left. WMX came back out and went to pin Drixon but was stopped again. At one point the New Reich went to give WMX a double suplex, but WMX tried to counter it into a double DDT, but remembered the rules so he got double clotheslined for his efforts. Hack gave WMX a nice bodyslam at one point, while Hack tried to break Drixon's ankle with a chair. WMX started to lure X-Loco and make him chase him around the yard, perhaps tiring X-Loco out, but then Disruptor came out with Kendo Stick. Diss went to hit WMX but hit X-Loco by mistake, and the Hack ran over and shoved Disruptor, while this happened, WMX quickly pinned Drixon for a 5 count and the win. However, Natas superkicks WMX and says that his match isn't until EWA 102. The next match was Face vs. Gorebelly. Face controlled the whole match, but got frustrated because he couldn't lift the big monster. But after many headbutts Face did pin Gorebelly for the win. Next, we see Drixon holding his balls after hitting himself with the kendo stick off-camera. WMX comes out to thank Drixon for laying down, but Drixon flips out and yells at WMX for leaving in the middle of the match. WMX tried to explain that he left to get Face. Then Natas makes WMX referee of the next match which was Hack vs. Vince Demented. Vince was like a zombie, he had no emotion, and Hack easily beat him with a DDT. Ninja then comes out and mocks Natas pretending he was the new commissioner. The real Natas comes out and Ninja then reminises about being Natas a year ago. Ninja tried to show Natas how good he was doing Natas's moves, but as usual he failed at all of his moves. Ninja then started mocking Vince for the beginning of their match. Vince was definitely an emotional wreck because Ninja MISSED two savate kicks, but Vince still fell over and got pinned. THATS RIGHT, NINJA JUST PINNED THE FORMER TAG-TEAM AND IC CHAMP Vince Demented!!!! The 5th match was 88 and Suicide challenging The DOX. That was a dumb mistake, because 88 was drunk and Suicide just sucks. But anyways, Drixon beats up on Suicide and 88, tags in WMX who gave Suicide a slap, a cliffhanger, and a Wolfman Death Drop for the pin. Now we get to the Main Event...Disruptor vs. 88. The match starts with the two men brawling. But WMX and Natas had no interest in the match because they leave with the camera to try to hang out in the back of a pick-up truck. But, fortunately for the men in the match, that truck was on someone else's property, so WMX had to tape it again. Anyway, Disruptor jumped off the six foot pavilion onto 88 (which WMX missed with the camera) and then Diss hit a splash, elbow and legdrop combo for a pin. So Disruptor successfully retained his belt, but will he at the end of EWA 102 when he fights WMX?
3/30/07- Looking back at EWA 100 I have had mixed emotions. First of all, Keven James, Dr. Evil, and Cletus no-showed, thus making for last minute changes. Secondly, Kitty Valentine's arm was hurt thus not allowing her to wrestle, she still showed up only to have Vince be substituted in for her match. Thirdly, the original opening failed to tape, so we had to refilm it, but the retake sucked ass!!!! Forthly, Natas was injured in the towel match making his career end on a sad note. Finally, almost the entire roster was more interested in bullshitting with each other on the sidelines, rather than making EWA 100 the superstar-studded event it was meant to be. On the positive side, WMX powerbombed Max Delirium off the roof, and did have a good match with Natas before the abrupt finish. EWA 100 did have a few returns such as: Drakon, Psycohol via satellite from Hawaii, Commish Squires, Max/General Inco, Kamilian, Face, and Mr. Pumpkinhead. Ninja vs Ninjarette was classic, and it was nice to see Face back in original form. Also, rookies The New Reich got a huge win over four EWA notables...WMX, Drixon, Disruptor, and Vince.
3/25/07- Today was EWA 100 and WMX drove out to the EWA Trailer with his mustang. He came out and set his baseball bat on fire, only to have the fire fall to the ground. WMX then took off his Leather to flex his muscles, and to open the show. Natas then came out and said (in the retake...the original opening failed to tape,)said the first person to say anything at this stinkfest where the only people who cared was Natas, WMX, and X-Loco, and everyone else was hanging out in the back of a pickup truck is to be the EWA champ. Natas then went to go get his towelman. We then hear The New Breed Music, and Natas and Drakon come out. Drakon opens the show, and then WMX talks about de-ja-vu with how WMX, Natas and Drakon "Chainz" were the same three men standing at the same place over nine years ago ready to fight for the first ever EWA Champion. WMX says how Natas won that day, but today at EWA 100 is going to be different. It is going to be WMX beating Natas for his 10th EWA World Title, and equally as important it is going to be WMX FINALLY one-upping Natas, because WMX instructed Drixon to superglue the towel to his hand. Natas rebutted how he instructed Drakon to eat the towel and the only way he can throw it in is to shit it out. WMX then left by saying he is going to the carwash. Ninja then came out to celebrate the trick that he and Ninjarette played on Gorebelly during the last few shows, and how they tricked the EWA in the heyday by switching Ninjas in the middles of skits and during shows. Ninjarette then comes out, so for the first time on an EWA camera Ninja and Ninjarette were together!!!! They even posed for a picture. Just as Ninja was happy, Ninjarette was pissed at Ninja. Ninjarette pointed out how he pinned Gorebelly, but Ninja failed to do so. Ninjarette then said that Ninja couldn't even beat Disruptor, but Ninja pointed out how he and Splooge beat Disruptor in a handicap match. Ninjarette then said if he still wrestled he would kick Ninja's ass, but he is gonna get a friend of his to do it. So we get to the first match, Ninja vs. Ric Flair (Ninjarette). Ninja started off by doing his classic Curly impersonations. He did the fist over the head, the eye poke, tugging on Ninjarette's ear, and kicking Rette's knee into his elbow. Ninjarette did fight back with some classic Flair, like lowblow, poke in the eyes, and a messed up figure-four, where Ninjarette was the one in pain. Ninja then got up and grabbed two weapons, one for himself, and one for Rette. They both walloped towards each other and then weapons collided in mid-air...bouncing back and hitting each loser in the head. This rendered both men down for the ten count and a draw. Ninja then got up and said he didn't come to EWA 100 to have a draw, he came to win. So we got to witness an impromptu Ninja Gauntlet. First off was Kitty Valentine, or so we thought. She claimed her arm hurt so she couldn't wrestle, so her Daddy Vince Demented took her place. He literally punched his way to victory. Ninja claimed that the match wasn't fair because he was expecting to fight a girl and instead had to fight a boy. Up next was Hack McNasty. He destroyed Ninja, with some bulldozer like antics and a bodyslam and the pin. Ninja then got up and said he needs to fight a guy that wears a mask, because he can beat a guy with a mask. So we hear 88's music and Ninja kept calling him 77. When 88 came out, Ninja tried to read his shirt, but really only has second grade reading skills. Anyway, 88 beat Ninja with blows from his red right hand. Ninja then claimed he kept losing because he had no incentive, he needed to fight a champion. So X-Loco came out to defend the IC belt. X-Loco destroyed Ninja...Flying knee, F-U, and a flying headbutt from the bumper of Drakon's truck. Ninjarette comes back out to pick on Ninja for all of the losing. Ninja gets mad and gives Rette the Merry-Go-Round, but gets so excited afterwards and lets Rette give him one. They then give each other one at the same time. Ninja leaves and then behind the camera, WMX yells at Ninjarette for picking on Ninja for being a loser. WMX calls Ninjarette just as big of a loser. WMX tells the world that Ninjarette came over to his house for sugar, and got PINNED by his 8 month old son MONSTER!!!! WMX then shows the video on the extreme screen. Basically Ninjarette comes over and calls Kailene cute, but then asks if she is WMX's sister or mother. Then Ninjarette calls the baby ugly and bald just like WMX. WMX then kicked Rette in the face with Monster's leg and put the baby on Ninjarette for the pin. After the match Kailene's two kids Alyssa and Gavin kick Ninjarette while he was down. Back in the arena Ninjarette challenged WMX to a match, and WMX said that he needs to bring backup. The next match was Kamilian vs. 88. This match was back and forth. Kamilian did hit a nice front dropkick, and missed tons of Kamilian Elbows. 88 brawled a little, and Kamilian delivered a variety of slams including a German Suplex variation. In the end it was Kamilian winning with the Kammy Elbow and a figure four leglock. We get to the 5th match which was WMX beating 4 jobbers rather quickly. It was Ninja, Ninjarette, Suicide, and Gorebelly. First WMX beat Ninjarette in arm wrestling, then he beat all four of them in arm wrestling. He then powered all four men back with his arm strength. He then gave Suicide the Final Solution, Gorebelly the big boot, Ninja got the chokeslam, and Ninjarette the Blitzkrieg. WMX pinned Rette, then Ninja, then Gorebelly, and then it was left with Suicide. Suicide was acting like he was from the right to censor. WMX was swearing at him, and slapped him in the face, Suicide then gace WMX a tittie-twister, but WMX got mad and slapped him again for the 1..2..3. The next match was Vince w/Evil Alice vs. Gorebelly. Punch Punch Punch, kick kick, elbow drop, punch punch...Vince wins. The next match was the returns of two men. First it was Mr. Pumpkinhead who only existed in the EWA Renegade shows, and then it was Face who Quit at EWA 94 to reclaim his mask a few shows later who returned in original STABBING form!!!! Pumpkinhead started off with a flying shoulder block, and then the pumpkin roll. He then gave Face the Pumpkin Smasher, but Face got pissed and gave Pumpkinhead the neckhang, and then the Tuck Piledriver. He followed up with a blue thunderbomb, and then running headbutt. Face won the match following his flying headbutt from the ladder. Face left EWA 100 the same way he came walking down the road. The next match was the first of two World Title matches. It was Natas defending against Vince Demented. Natas and Vince had words of insults to each other like leaving for Nascar and Vince no-showing EWA 99. Anyway, this match was kind of quick. Vince did give Natas a nice Dementia bomb, and some brawling. Natas hit soem of his patented moves, and finished it with The stunner. The next match was a scheduled tag team match. DOX (WMX and Drixon) vs. New Reich (Hack and X-Loco), but then Commish Squires came out to complain about the lack of authority in the EWA. He was talking about the controversity at EWA 99 with WMX and Natas. He also claimed while Putty Man was Commish, Squires himself was one of the suits and still is. But Squires had huge news here at EWA 100, this was going to be the first ever Tag-Team Triple Threat match. Squires had the names of the rest of the roster in a hat. He would draw two and those two guys would team up. The two names were Vince Demented and The Disruptor. The match began with WMX, Hack and Vince. WMX gave both men a double Japanese Arm Drag, and then each man a regular Arm Drag. Drixon came in and cleaned house. At one time Disruptor gave WXM a big Splash from a chair, Hack gave WMX a nice suplex. Near the middle of the match WMX gave Everyone of his opponents a bodyslam one after another. WMX gave X-Loco his first ever taste of the Kamikazi DDT. In the end, it was Hack giving the DOX a double DDT, and Evil Alice hitting VINCE with the kendo stick to allow X-Loco to fly off the ladder with a thunderous elbow drop and the pin attempt. The Kamilian was the referee, and he refused to count, but after two fake pinfalls, Kammy counted to three, and The New Reich won the match. The next match was Natas vs. Disruptor for the EWA title in a tree match. This was a good match, with both men going for the belt on several occasions. Both men hit their moves, and then all of a sudden during a rear chin lock by the Disruptor, the Extreme Screen comes on with PSYCOHOL!!!! He invaded EWA 100. He was in Hawaii talking about EVERYONE with importance in EWA History even the two Gorillas. Then we get to a fight with Psycohol and Some Crazy Asshole Hiker Guy Dude. They were beating each other up, but then it became an actual match. The Hiker began with a Gorilla Press, and some other slams and such. Psycohol fought back with his patented moves. There was this Bush which both men were tossing each other into. However, in the end it was Psycohol giving his senton splash and standing moonsault for the win. Psycohol then forgets to mention the cornerstone of the EWA, someone who has been there since the beginning, both behind and in front of the camera...a legend in the EWA....COOL JEN!!!! Now back at the show WMX is PISSED THE FUCK OFF. Eveyone was mentioned but him!!!! WMX declared revenge on Psycohol, and threatened to go to Hawaii to kick Psyco's ass. The match continued, with Disruptor giving Natas two Stunners and then tied him to the back of Drakon's Truck. Disruptor grabbed the belt and became the first man to debut past 1999 to become EWA Heavyweight Champion. This has becoem a cold day in Hell. Now we got to the Huge Epic Grudge match. Drixon Webb sought revenge against Hack McNasty for what he did to his ribs at EWA 95. The match started, kneelift, Dominator and it was over Drixon won. That was the quickest match at EWA 100. So now we get to the main event. WMX comes out demanding a triple threat match with Natas and Disruptor. Natas coems out and says he has something that WMX would appreciate just as equally as a title match. Natas is willing to put his career on the line, and WMX is to do so also, therefore the loser of Three Stages of Hell has to leave the EWA. WMX is hesitant to accept, because Natas already lost his belt, and this is the same man that has been absent in the better half of the last nine years. Natas has nothing to lose, and WMX has everything to lose...The EWA is WMX's life ...his blood...but after some thought and conceit WMX agrees to the terms. Natas then asks about butterflies in the stomach. WMX says he has 15 times more that he did at Day of Destruction (EWA 8). Natas says that is good, because up until that point that was their best match until it was passed by the IronMan match, and then at Burnt Alive, and today at EWA 100 that match will be passed. The match begins with Natas ripping the NYC shirt off of WMX's body. Natas choked WMX with it and even tried to blind him with it. WMX came back and threw it at Natas' face. He then went for a Gorilla Press which was botched by WMX and The Camera Man. WMX gave Natas a Suplex. Natas came back with a drop kick to WMX's back. Both men went to the back of the trailer, and Natas hit a Theze Press and a Spear. WMX hit a Cliffhanger then later a Tilt a Whirl, Full Nelson Slam, Meltdown and a KamiKazi DDT. AT one point WMX even gave Natas a Fisherman-Brainbuster. Natas gave WMX an elbow from the ladder. At the end of the Wolfman Lair fall. WMX went for the Final Solution, but Natas kicked WMX and he dropped the chain. Natas then threw the chain up on the trailer roof. WMX then went up to retrieve it, but as he was on the ladder, Natas Speared WMX through an Entertainment stand. WMX was down for the 10 count, and he lost his first ever one fall Wolfman Lair match. The second fall was First Blood and Natas gave WMX a clothsline off a refrigerator and then a theze press off a latter while WMX was back on the fridge. Both men then went back out front and WMX was showing Natas the dirt mark he put on WMX's Mustang. Then all of a sudden the car horn blew. We all heard the music of Max Delirium. He came out and kicked WMX's ass, gave him the handstand frankensteiner and then the Dementia splash off a desk. All of a sudden, General Incoherance's music stared to play, and Max put on the orange mask and transformed into Gen Inco. He attacked Natas, and gave him the Bunny Hop punch. He then picked up WMX and shaked his hand and left. Natas and WMX went in the back and WMX whipped Natas into the remains of the entertainment stand, and then went onto the roof to get his chain. He gave Natas the Final Solution and then rubbed Natas' forehead into the chain. WMX then smashed Natas' head into the fridge door and stuffed Natas' upper torso into the refrigerator. WXM then got a chair and his baseball bat. He placed the chair on Natas' back and climbed the ladder and jumped down and smashed the chair with his bat. Natas fell out of the fridge and WMX showed Natas' bloody face to the camera. Now it was 1 to 1. It was time for the Towel match. Drixon holding WMX's towel, and Drakon holding Natas' towel. Natas hit WMX and climbed the ladder. WMX went on the refrigerator and hit Natas, Natas then kicked WMX back...and in the first move of the fall...of the last match of one of these men's careers...Natas jumped off the ladder...WMX caught him...WMX delivered a huge sidewalk slam off the Fridge and into boxes. Normally this move would render a three count possibly or just a nice move to gain the advantage...but this time it ended a career...WMX crushed Natas' Sternum...and Commish Squires grabbed the towel from Drakon and threw it in. So at EWA 100 at the very place where the EWA started, WMX ended Natas career, and in the first time in his career WMX one-upped Natas, and unfortunately for Natas with his career over, he will NOT be able to seek retribution against his most hated foe WOLFMAN X!!!! After the match, WMX was celebrating his win...his accomplishment...Max came out of nowhere and gave WMX a dropkick to his ankle. WMX fought back and hit Max with a ladder and set it up against the side of the Trailer. WMX dragged Max up the ladder to the roof and lifted him up into the Blitzkrieg. WMX then walked to the corner of the roof and powerbombed Max OFF THE ROOF into the snow pile. Max folded up like a Mack Truck, and WMX ended EWA 100 with the only way he knew how, "WOLFMAN X, WOLFMAN X, WOLFMAN FUCKING X!!!!"
3/18/07- Today was EWA 99...One More to Go Before the Big One. Natas opened the show, talking about how he left before his match against Vince at the last show. He said he is the EWA Champ and he doesn't need to explain himself to anybody, but he feels the desire to do so this time. Natas said he let everyone know that he had an engagement at 3:00PM with Nascar and a surprise party like thing. However, this wouldn't have happened if half of the fucking roster didn't show up late and the other half not show up at all. Anyway, he said that if people have something to say, say it to his face and not behind his back. At this time Disruptor and X-Loco come out. Disruptor asks for his title shot. Natas said that he beat Dr. Evil, "The Second biggest loser in the EWA, you might as well have fought the Ninja." Natas then said I thought you would have chosen a guy like WMX, Drixon, or one of your guys. So no title shot for Disruptor. Anyway, Disruptor then says how X-Loco beat Vince at the last show, he should get Vince's title match. Natas agrees. The DOX then come out, and WMX pays tribute to Mike Awesome, Bad News Brown, Ernie Ladd, and Arnold Skaaland. He then rips into Natas about leaving before the end of the last two shows. WMX wants a title shot, not to One-up Natas, not to try to tie him, but to get that belt from off his shoulder. WMX has been the most fightingest champion in EWA history. He held the title for 15 months and never backed down from anyone. Natas then asked how many times did he defend it...4? WMX says no 6,7,8,9,10 times. Then WMX talks about how Natas says how Disruptor doesn't impress him, but its Natas that doesn't impress WMX. Natas then says the last tiem w emet it was your shoulders down for the 1,2,3. WMX then says after he fought 3 guys previous. Natas then sets up the handicap match Disruptor vs. WMX and Drixon. If Disruptor lasts 10 minutes he gets the title shot at EWA 100, but Natas says no to WMX's title shot request at EWA 99. We get to the first match. Drixon Webb vs. Gorebelly. Drixon charges with a shoulderblock to Gorebelly's face. After a minute of ass kicking and a piledriver Drixon beat Gorebelly. The second match starts with Gorebelly already out there and the Ninja coming out. This Ninja was thin and short. He picked on Natas by running away for Nascar. Anyway, in the match Ninja went for a savate kick and actually hit it, but no effect. Gorebelly just pummelled Ninja. Gorebelly got Ninja into a headlock, and Ninja poked his eye, went for a savate kick and missed. He got up and said he had to go Pee-Pee. He goes onto the porch, gains 65lbs, and 4 inches. Gorebelly throws this version of the Ninja off the porch. The Ninja showing his increased size pretended he was Frankenstein...acting like he was 10 foot tall and 300lbs of muscle. Anyway, Gorebelly gave Ninja a bodyslam, and belly to belly suplex for the win. Gorebewlly has two wins and they are both to the Ninja. HAHAHA what a loser. Anyway, the third match was for the EWA World Title. Natas vs. X-Loco...This was a very good title match. Natas tried everything to get X-Loco off his feet. He tried clotheslines, weapons, a theze press in which X-Loco grabbed Natas and landed right on him, and even a superkick, but it wasn't until that very superkick stunned X-Loco enough to enable Natas to grab the pizza pan and wallop X-Loco in the head to send him crashing to the ground, however, X-Loco got back up and gave Natas a huge Death Valley Driver/FU like move. He went for a second or maybe an Olympic slam, but Natas slipped off and hit Loco with the Stunner for the win. Next we get to the Handicap match. Disruptor came out with a new weapon. Anyway, he took early advantage by hitting both WMX and Drixon with it. He then gave WMX a Stunner and Drixon a DDT AT THE SAME EXACT TIME!!!! However, Drixon recovered and started to hit Disruptor with this new weapon. WMX then got up and both men started to punch the Disruptor....WMX in the stomach, and Drixon punched in the face. This entire match was basically a one sided ass kicking. All Disruptor had to do was survive ten minutes. Well this match saw a nice splash from the second step of the 15 ft platform from WMX to The Disruptor. Big Daddy D did give Drixon a nice legdrop. In the end though it was a bossman slam by WMX to Disruptor, and then a double Suplex. WMX had the pin at one point but he lifted Disruptor up. At the last 10 seconds, Both men started to twist on Disruptor's legs. TIME LIMIT IS UP and then Disruptor tapped out at 10:01 minutes. This match was a no-contest. The DOX couldn't believe it and Natas was let down. Anyway, Natas came out to congratulate Disruptor on his win...which gave him the title shot at EWA 100. Out of the Blue WMX gave Natas a Blitzkrieg demanding the title shot right then and there. Natas accepted and we had the new main event. Natas vs WMX for The EWA World Title. The match started with WMX going for a chokeslam, but Natas started to bite WMX'S hand. Natas then gave WMX a low blow. This match went back and forth. WMX hit a piledriver into the snowpile, a suplex, and a snapmare. Natas hit a rolling knee, Knee-D-T, elbow from the table. WMX leaped off the porch and hit Natas with a suicide dive. WMX threw Natas off the porch with a "chuck". Natas went for a theze press and WMX caught him only to get poked in the eye. In the end, it was WMX going for his chain but missed the Final Solution. Natas threw snow in WMX's eyes. Natas went for a double ax handle, but WMX countered with a superkick. WMX then gave Natas a stunner. The ref counted...1.2.3....We have a new EWA world Champion...WMX has won the title for the 10th time!!!!BUT....Natas had his shoulder up. The suits called to end the controversy. WMX got the win because the referee's decision is final, but since Natas did have his shoulder up, he is still champion. WMX couldn't believe it. AT EWA 100 it was going to be Natas vs. Disruptor and WMX was to be left in the dust. WMX then challenged Natas to the main event of EWA 100, because they two and Chainz started the EWA at The EWA Trailer at EWA 1, and its gotta be WMX vs. Natas at EWA 100 at the EWA Trailer. Natas agreed, and then WMX called for a 3 stages of Hell match. Natas also agreed but said no stipulations like clotheshangers, chain around the neck, or aerial moves. Natas picked The Wolfman Lair for Stage 1, WMX picked First blood for stage 2. They let the roster call stage 3. Suicide called out a towel match for the final stage. They agreed, WMX picking Drixon to hold the towel and Natas will pick his representative in a week. The show's over.
3/10/07-Natas is injured with tendonitus, therefore with EWA 100 being so important and EWA 99 needing to happen the way it should in order to ensure the best EWA 100 possible, EWA 99 is postponed until next Sunday unless we get further news of a longer delay. Sorry for the heartbreak....
3/8/07- Another Pro Wrestler has left the world of the living...this time RIP Bad News Brown.
2/25/07-EWA 98...The Uprising. Natas opens the show, however, he is pissed off because there was a spot shoveled out for the battle area, and a pathway to it, but there wasn't a path for him. Natas then gives Vince a title shot just for coming back after last show. Disruptor comes out all pissed off that Vince is getting a shot but he isn't. Natas said just beating X-Loco and Hack did not impress him. WMX comes out prematurely (His music was hit too soon), and Natas complains that WMX cannot stay in the back for 30 seconds when the camera is rolling. Natas then issued a chllenge to Disruptor, if he can win a match without any weapons, he may earn some respect and that title shot. WMX then yells at Natas for not tagging in at that last tag match vs. The New Reich, and for that Superkick. However, WMX is still going to sit back and let Natas be the LEAST fighting champion of all time. Then all of a sudden we hear the music of Kitty Valentine. WMX asks her where she's been, she said back hom in Hollywood. WMX then brings up the last time we saw her. She came out and gave WXM the inside scoop about that newspaper article, but then when he was giving the announcement about being a father, Kitty comes back out as "Butterfly Prodigy" dressed differently all hip hop hopping, saying she wants to fuck WMX. Kitty says that chick wasn't her, and in fact saw that video, so cut her hair to show the difference. Kitty says she wants to fight Butterfly, but WMX says she hasn't been seen since that same show Kitty left at. How convenient. They both left at the same show. We get to the first match. Kitty and Evil Alice vs. Ninja and Suicide. Ninja comes out on Suicide's back...piggy back ride style. Anyway, this match was a joke. Kitty very rusty beat both men like little kids. Evil Alice threw a few weak kicks, and then Kitty hit a few ddt's to the Ninja, and then pinned Suicide for the win. The second match was Disruptor vs. Dr. Evil in that no weapons for Distuptor match. Disruptor handled himself nicely tho. He tried to execute a few wrestling holds. He did hit two nice legdrops, but at one point became frustrated and went for the kendo stick, only to remember not to use it. Disruptor won with his STF-like submission hold. After the match Disruptor cracked Evil with the Kendo. Next we get to WMX chillin on his steps, not booked for a match. Now Butterfly Prodigy comes out, all happy to see WMX. WMX tells her to stop this Kitty act. Butterfly was wearing a bandana this time around. WMX says to her how she came out as Kitty to give the inside scoop about the paper, but then came back out as butterfly wanting to fuck him. Butterfly says, yeah you look better now than you did then. Anyway, Butterfly claims she doesn't know who Kitty is, but saw the video and cut her hair to show the difference. WMX says how ironic, both of you cut your hair with the SAME hairstyle. Butterfly then called Kitty out. We hear her music, only to see Evil Alice. Alice came out to congratulate Kitty for their win, but Butterfly wanted no part of this confusion and challenged her to a match. So we get to our third match, Butterfly vs. Evil Alice. I tell you this match was a joke and a half. Evil Alice was acting like a princess who broke ten fingernails, and Butterfly looked like she wanted to kick ass, but didn't know what to do to Princess Nails. After a few slaps and a takedown Alice get and walked away. The next match was the first ever Double Buried Alive Match. It was X-Loco vs. 88 vs. WMX. X-Loco was already shoveling a huge pile when his music hit. 88 came out and then WMX came out to yell at 88 for costing him the tag belts in the EAW show. WMX then hit 88 with every single weapon out there except Disruptor's baseball bat. Why use his when you have your own? Anyway, 88 fought back with a lowblow and soem brawling. They both go abck to the 15ft structure, and Loco then throws snow at both of them. WMX attepmts to give 88 an X-4 off the steps, but it gets reversed into a DDT. WMX recovers and climbs 15 ft, to have 88 follow. they fight on top of the structure and WMX throws him off. Loco then beats up 88, and WMX barks orders at X-Loco to get 88 into a splash position. He does and WMX gives 88 a 15 foot Splash!!!!This kind of knocked the wind out of WMX because X-Loco then buried 88 alive. X-Loco then starts to bury WMX, but WMX then gets a burst of rage, and bodyslams X-Loco and gives him a 15ft. splash and buries him alive for the victory. Our Main event was supposed to be Natas vs. Vince Demented. Well it was 3PM and Nascar was starting so Natas forfeited the match and walked away with his belt. Vince mad at not having a match, said he came to fight, so X-Loco came out and that was our new main event. X-Loco must have been furious about losing the previous match becasuse he destroyed Vince with a belly to belly suplex, a chokeslam, some thunderous hits and two punches that rendered Vince down and out, thus giving X-Loco the surprising win.
2/19/07- I just want to say RIP to Mike Awesome
2/11/07- Today was EWA 97 called 9 years in the making. WMX opens the show, only to have his music totally messed with. His song kept getting injected with other songs. WMX did not know what was going on, but blamed Ninja and Suicide. All of a sudden we hear this "Looney Tune style" music which then transformed into some heavy metal. All of a sudden VINCE DEMENTED comes out of the blue, and makes his return to the EWA!!!! Vince was kinda reminising about his EAW newspaper article, how it brought back feelings of things that were unfinished. He is back in the EWA to beat EWA goons. WMX gets pissed and says how the article said that the EWA was the Extreme Walmart Association. WMX asked Vince how many EAW shows were there after the article? Vince says 0, not even a practice. WMX then says how the EAW only had 4 shows total. The last 3 of them were under the EWA umbrella. The first show had WMX's entire roster while he was in Florida. WMX then says, "The EWA didn't need a newspaper article to have 97 shows, didn't need a newspaper article to be the best backyard wrestliong federation in central NY, and The EWA didn't need a newspaper article to be the biggest thing since the Halocaust. Vince then says one last thing, and he pulls out 88's mask and says he's returning. By this time, Natas comes out to tell Vince that since he is here in front of the EWA camera he's messing with the World champion and that is one thing he doesn't want to do. Disruptor then comes out threatening Vince and then asks Natas for a rematch. Natas says no. Disruptor questions this by saying that WMX and Psycohol always got rematches, so why can't he? Natas says he hasn't done anything to impress him. Disruptor then asks what can he do to impress him. Natas says he can start by winning a handicap match against his own boys The New Reich. We get to the first match, which was a rematch from the last show. Ninja vs. Gorebelly. Ninja comes out wearing this ridiculous black wig. He claimed this was his real hair because at the last show people picked on him from being bald. His song also got injected with other songs. But unlike WMX he didn't get pissed off. The Ninja was scared completely. It was determined that Vince was behind the messing with the songs. Gorebelly kicked Ninja's ass royally. Ninja even requested a timeout to get his Santa Hat. But no avail, he had nothing to deliver. All of a sudden Ninja had to go to the bathroom. Now this is where the Deje-vu happens. The Ninja actually shrank six inches and lost 60 lbs. This much smaller version attacked GoreBelly from behind with a weapon for the pin. Thats right Ninja beat GoreBelly. I know exactly what is happening with the Ninja, I have seen this before, but I will not say anything, because I want to see this brilliant plan unravel. The next match was Kamilian vs. Dr. Evil. This match was mostly ground oriented and short. Dr. Evil did hit a nice Double-Ax handle off the table, but in the end it was Kamilian rolling Dr. Evil up for the pin. After this the cops came and said that we couldn't wrestle in public parks anymore, because the civilians in the neighboring houses were scared of "Gang warfare" and "A Bunch of adults acting like kids." so the remainder of the show took place at the EWA Arena. The next match was scheduled to be Hack and X-Loco vs. Keven James and WMX. The New Reich comes out for their match, and Keven James makes his entrance, but out of nowhere Vince Demented attacked Keven and left him laying with a tag that said "Victim". WMX comes out partnerless, so he requested a substitution. The suits then call him and give him Natas as a partner. They both want to refuse, but if Natas doesn't partake in this match, he will be stripped of the title. So the match happened, New Reich vs. WMX and Natas. WXM and X-Loco started off, and WMX runs toward Loco with a clothesline, but stops and kicks X-Loco in the balls and delivers a ddt. WMX tried to tag Natas numerous times, but Natas would not tag in because he was smoking a cigarette. Hack gets tagged in at one point and suplexes WMX and Let me tell you his shoulder kills. Anyway, WMX gets beat up at various points, and holds in own at other points. But no matter what Natas would not tag in. At one point WMX gave Hack a variation of a tornado, DDT off the porch steps. X-Loco gave WMX 2 elbows and a flying headbutt off the steps of the 15 ft platform. In the end, it was X-Loco attacking Natas, finally bringing him to action, only to have WMX to hold X-Loco for the superkick, but only to get nailed himself. Thats right X-Loco moved and Natas hit his own tag team partner. WMX then lands victim to the Mantis palm and X-Loco gets the 1-2-3 for his team. The next match was the handicap match to prove Disruptor capable for a rematch. So it was Disruptor vs. a very tired New Reich. Disruptor basically dominated this match. He beat both of his partners like there was no tomorrow. For the win, Disruptor pulled out a 10 ft tow chain and tied X-Loco up and climbed up the 7 ft platform and hit Hack in the head with his Kendo Stick. That impact, allowed Disruptor the win over his partners with the pin of hack McNasty. Vince Demented comes out and issues an open challenge. It was the man he beat up earlier that accepted...Keven James. Now these two men have a history, Keven has beaten Vince 4 times in a row in each EAW show. This time was different though. These men battled back and forth. Each hitting some patented moves. In the end it was Vince punching Keven James in the face for the pin. WMX and Drixon then came out to carry Keven james to the back. Vince then calls out WMX. SO in the main event it was WMX vs. Vince Demented. WMX started by throwing a tire at Vince. However, the camera did not catch it. These men brawled mostly. Nothing patented was used in this match, which is unlike both men. However, there were two bumps that were taken. WMX set up a bunch of boxes with two tires on top. Vince starts to climb the 15 ft steps and WMX follows him. WMX tries to knock Vince off into the rubbage, but it doesn't work, and Vince falls feetfirst to the ground and pulls WMX off, crashing into the boxes. They then fight some more, and WMX climbs the steps to give Vince a bulldog and get the pin. The show is over, and what to expect for EWA 98? Will Disruptor get a title shot? What will WMX have to say to Natas for costing him the match? Will Drixon be well enough to return? These questions will be answered and more at EWA 98.
1/28/07- We had EWA 96 today...it was called the Return of the Renegade. That renegade of course being Natas. Anyway, he opens the show, talking about Psycohol's rant. Natas basically said that there has been many different versions of The EWA world title, but the belt doesn't make one a champion, it is beating the previous champion thats makes someone a champion. Natas invited Psycohol to NY to fight the CHAMP. DOX then come out and congratulate Natas for bring the World title to the Revolution. Natas then sadi he's not apart of the revolution. WMX then gets mad and says Psycohol is not for the cause, Natas is not for the cause, so either are the DOX..."Fuck the Revolution, Ninja, Face wherever you are, you guys are on your own." Natas then says he's for the cause, the cause of keeping the title around his waist. WMX then challenges Natas to a title shot. Natas said that he's done with WMX because he's beaten him so many times. WMX says this is a repeat of 1999, where Natas dodged WMX until he finally gave him a title shot and WMX blitzkrieged Natas 10 times. Natas said this isn't 1999 and what happened at EWA 95 is all that matters. WMX then said there is a lot in common between he and Natas. They both debuted at EWA 1, they both have a lot of accomplishments, they both beat each other for the world title, but there is one way they differ, in fact, everyone differs from WMX. For the last nine years WMX is the only one to bleed EWA blood, cry EWA tears, and sweat EWA sweat, he has never betrayed the company that has built him, like Natas has...WWF, XWA, and UWA. Then we cut to a scene of The New Reich (X-Loco, Hack, and Disruptor)reading a letter from Keven James saying he does not want to be joined with them anymore because they are losers. Then Keven James is asking to join the DOX. WMX says he'll know by the end of the show. The DOX leave, and then The New Reich attack Keven James. The DOX make the save, and Keven joins the DOX. We get to the first match, which was unscheduled...Hack vs. GoreBelly. Hack says GoreBelly is a disgusting maggot sleeping with smelly bastard. Anyway, Hack won this match thus ridding the New Reich of Gorebelly. The next match was Keven James vs. Suicide. Of course Keven destroyed Suicide, and while he was pinning him, Suicide decided to make a snow angel instead of kicking out. What a dumbass!!!! After the match, Hack and X-Loco beat up Suicide ridding the New Reich of him too. So far, at EWA 96 The Revolution has ended, Keven James left the New Reich and rejoined the DOX, and The New Reich got rid of GoreBelly and Suicide. What a roster change!!!! We see Ninja on the telephone with "Mr. Splooge" happy that he is returning at the next show. Ninja was being very suspicious therefore making the superstars think he was up to something. Ninja then gets ready for his match against GoreBelly. Ninja was picking on GoreBelly for not winning a match in his career. Ninja was even boasting how he has beaten WMX, Psycohol, Mr. Execution and Splooge (Who beat Natas). Gorebelly comes out and has to deal with The Ninja's (Curly from The Three Stooges) antics. But he does not fall victim. Ninja even tries to do the Merry-Go-Round on GoreBelly, but to no avail. Then it was Gorebelly with a chokeslam and a piledriver for the 1...2...3. We then see this man looking wearing Face's clothes grab Face's mask and walks off. Was this really Face? Is it an imposter? Hopefully we will know very soon. After this man walks off, Disruptor coems out and calls out his New Reich. He is wondering what is going on with them kicking everyone else out of their faction. Hack says no worries, they are keeping Disruptor. Anyway, Disruptor calls Natas out, wanting a title shot. Natas says what makes you think you deserve one? He then had a change of heart and granted him one because he "made" it to the end of EWA 95's Gauntlet. (This is a side note from WMX...Disruptor did not make it to the end, he was GIVEN last drawing at EWA 94 for winning the Extreme Rumble. Therefore I believe that Natas is just trying to piss me off by pretending that Disruptor actually made it to the end.) We get to the IC match, which was a rematch from EWA 95. X-Loco vs. WMX, remember WMX earned this match from beating X-Loco at EWA 95. WMX tried to knock X-Loco down with clotheslines, flying clothslines, and the German Missile. However, Loco stayed up, and then WMX hit Loco in the foot with his bat. WMX then tried for a bodyslam. Loco slipped out of it by purposely falling to the ground. That enraged WMX, who then went for a second one but fell under Loco's weight. loco then went for a splash. Then Loco went up onto the picnic table bench and in HONOR of Bam Bam Bigelow delivered a crushing flying headbutt. WMX recovered and then hit Loco with a chair but missed the second shot. Anyway, both men wnet for a flying crossbody and hit each other like fucking freight trains. Both men were knocked out, and then Hack and Drixon came out causing utter chaos, and this match was ruled a no-contest. In the main event it was Natas vs. Disruptor in a first blood match. These men went back and forth. I would say that Natas had 65% offense in this match. We saw a knee-D-T, rolling knee, double legdrop from Natas, and Disruptor did alot of brawling. In the end, Natas Scraped Disruptor's head against the sharp cement bricks causing him to bleed and lose.
1/19/07- I just gotta say I am saddened by the loss of Bam Bam Bigelow. I will always remember seeing him in Binghamton and shaking his hand after the show. Rip...Bam Bam
1/17/07- When I thought things were getting compelling, things have drastically gotten more complicated. Again through Myspace this supposed wrestling federation called the IIWA (Illegal Immigrant Wrestling Association) from Greene New York asked for a friend request. Just as with the CWF, The EWA is mentioned, but even more direct is the "worship" of Wolfman X. "We have been inspired by seeing some tapes of early EWA matches of the extreme god Wolfman-X. Who I'd like to meet: Wolfman-X, other backyard wrestlers", "Heroes Wolfman-X, Ponche Villa, Some Black Guy That Stole My Bicycle." Finally, there is the infamous Immigrant crossing sign with this message, "We're coming for joo EWA!" Typically I would appreciate this kind of fan idolism, but I smell a Fucking Rat!!!!
1/16/07- I don't know what is going on...if it is a gag, real competition, or an inside job, but on Myspace...Wolfman X's and The EWA's pages both got friend requests from The CWF (Chenango Wrestling Federation). Normally I would deny these things from people I don't know, BUT they know us!!!! Their quote under their title name is, "We Ain't No EWA!" Now looking at their page, they claim they are the real deal, and are sick of the backyard feds in these areas. I say bring it on, and see what The EWA does to The CWF.
1/7/07- It has been reported to me directly from Drixon that he has 1 fractured rib and three separated ribs due to that Senton splash from Hack McNasty. Will he be at EWA 96? Will he wrestle if he shows up? Wait and see on 1/14/07.
12/31/06- Today was an unbelievable show. We had 2 EWA world champions and the return of two superstars, well one MEGA superstar and one midcarder. Today was a huge Extreme Gauntlet. And don't you worry Psycohol...The New Reich and the Revolution both made references to your cowardly rants towards us.
EWA 95...Wrestlecraze 2006...revisited...opened with The DOX (WMX and Drixon). WMX begins to talk about how at the last Wrestlecraze (EWA 85) there was only two matches, but today is gonna be that huge Extreme Gauntlet. WMX then reads Psycohol's Rant toward the current EWA. In his rant, Psyco talks about Psykedelik's baby, WMX's Fall from Grace...meaning his recent losses, Drixon always drawing with Hack McNasty, and he ripping Disruptor off of the money promised him. Anyway, WMX gets sick of reading and says how Psyco says that the EWA today is a bunch of talentless losers. WMX responds by saying that Psycohol is a fucking loser. Psyco's bragging rights have been that since he left for Hawaii, there has been no shows, there is no talent. WMX says that Psyco was thinking in his demented mind that he would come back to NY for those three weeks and bring back the entire roster. But no one new came, only Drixon and Kamilian (Who were coming anyway). The show after he left EWA 89 is when Keven James returned, Disruptor returned, Hack McNasty debuted, X-Loco debuted, and GoreBelly debuted soon after. WHY? BECAUSE these people hate you, they think you are a piece of shit garbage. These people come for me and me only, because I am the best Ever in the EWA. Psycohol you say I won't win the Extreme Gauntlet, I say unless God or the Devil himself interfere in one of my matches I will become EWA champ for the 9th time. New Reich comes out, and WMX paraphrases Psycohol by calling Hack McNasty (Hack Mcloser), how Diss got his ass stiffed, and how X-Loco has never been met, but seems nothing worthwhile. Hack then tells Psycohol to come back because he hasn't seen nothing yet. WMX and Disruptor argue about who will beat who and their last four matches. Anyway, The suits came up with two rules, 1.If and only if X-Loco gets beat today, the man who beats him gets an IC title shot at EWA 96 and 2. No draws or no-contests. Now we get to the matches. Gorebelly first draws Keven James. This match was short and it started back and forth. But in the end it was Keven tripping GoreBelly down to the ground and hitting a nice elbow off a ladder for the win. The next match was Keven vs. The Ninja. Ninja comes out and everyone expects him to get his ass kicked. Well basically thats what happened, but Ninja did get some hilarious offense in first. Ninja began by twisting Keven's arm around and around. Then Ninja picked up Keven's leg and twirled in circles like a Merry-Go-Round, and laughed his ass off. Keven went flying into the fence and Then Ninja made a huge mistake by imitating the Merry-Go-Round to himself, and then got speared and put into a half crab. He tapped instantly and Keven moved on to his third match. However, Keven wasn't so luck this time, because he drew Drixon Webb. Drixon came out like a ball of fire. He literally beat the hell of of Keven and pinned him after the dominator. Drixon then drew his recent rival Hack McNasty. Thes etwo guys in the past have been fighting like no-selling lugs, but this time they beat the fuck out of each other. Hack attacked and clubbed Drixon to a pulp. Drixon retaliated with a powerful suplex. However, this match did not continue in Drixon's favor because he was thrown off the table, and then given a HUGE flipping senton from Hack off the table. This literally crushed Drixon's ribs in which he wallowed in pain. The camera catching his struggling, he then came back toward Hack, but then caught a low blow and fell victim to the pinfall. Hack's next match was against fellow New Reicher Suicide. They both hug and then Hack pushed Suicide off a ladder for the pin. Hack then draws the returning Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil has been absent since the EWA/EAW Collaboration shows in which he called himself The Black Knight. Dr. Evil was wearing a new mask which resembled an old Chinese Man. Dr. Evil has been the Mil Mascarus of The EWA with all of his different looks. The funniest time was when he wore a red clown wig under his mask. Anyway, Hack destroyed Dr. Evil, thus proving his rookie dominance. Hack held Evil in a bodyslam, and then delivered a legdrop for the pin. Hack's next opponent was none other than Wolfman X. WMX came out to destroy. He was certainly pissed after the things Psycohol said about him. WMX hit a thunderous clothesline, Bodyslam, sidewalk slam, and suplex. Hack countered with a back body drop and belly to belly Suplex. However, it was the Cliffhanger which led to the Final solution, big boot, Chokeslam onto two chairs in between two ladders, and the best Blitzkrieg in the past few years to finish Hack off for good. The only last man before Disruptor was X-Loco. Loco came out charging WMX, and WMX tried to go for a drop-toe-hold, but Loco being as huge as he is did not even budge. Loco picked WMX up by the throat and began to choke him. Loco then started to prod WMX with a golf club leading WMX towards a handi shopping cart. X-Loco then charged WMX with all of his might. WMX moved and Loco then speared the shopping cart like a frickin freight train. Big collision, big mistake. WMX brings X-Loco back into the yard and goes for a belly to belly. All of a sudden Drixon yells "Watch Out!" WMX drops to the ground, and this EWA legend smashes X-Loco with a Night Stick, gives WMX a few punches, and Drixon then holds this man back, which allowed WMX to get the cheap win. After the win, WMX asks Drixon what happened. Drixon told WMX that NATAS came out of nowhere and attacked both men. WMX did not believe him, even accusing Drixon to be too drunk to think straight. But behold, Natas REALLY DID return and then came face to face with his biggest enemy of the last eight years...WOLFMAN X. Natas had something to say and we all listened. Why did Natas come back? He wondered this more than anyone did. According to Natas, " I quit the EWA Two and a Half years ago, and was walking peacefully down the beach until this sissy girl who thinks he is a man, attacked me from behind." Natas then proclaimed himslef, first EWA champ, first man to hold two belts at once, and first man to hold ALL of the gold. He then explained how WMX's entire career has been to catch up to Natas...to one-up Natas. But, WMX has NEVER one-uped Natas, infact, Natas has one-uped, two-uped, and even three-uped WMX. Natas then asked WMX to shake his hand and admit that Natas is as good as he is. WMX does shake Natas' hand, but does not admit anything, but does offer Natas a world title shot after the gauntlet should WMX win the title for the 9th time. We then get to the last match of the Gauntlet WMX vs. Disruptor. These two men have been trading wins for the past few months, and this time finally, something is at stake. Disruptor begins his Disturbing news, which was Saddam's hanging. Natas on commentary did not believe it, and then the match began. It started of with a bang. Huge DDT by WMX to The Disruptor. These two men fought all over the place. WMX whipped Disruptor THROUGH the cage onto the tennis court. WMX drove the cage section across Disruptor's neck, and then drove his head through the door. Disruptor then beat WMX in the head with a payphone. Disruptor and WMX traded submission holds, like figure-4 by WMX, Wolfman Legholds, and an STF by Disruptor. In the end, it was a final solution, big boot against the cage, chokeslam onto ladders, and then a dominator. WMX brought Disruptor onto the table and jumped on his back and sent Disruptor crashing throught the weapons below. 1...2...3...and WMX became the nine time EWA Champion. However, now it was time for his match against Natas. This started with a slap in WMX's face. WMX retaliated with a huge blow of his own. WMX hit a piledriver, and then a piledriver onto a piece off wood placed directly upon chairs and a ladder. WMX also hit a tilt-a-whirl, and meltdown. Natas hit some of his patented moves like the Natas legdrop, lowblow, back elbow from a table, and headbutt to the groin, and WMX started to finish with his Final Solution, Boot from Hell into a ladder that Natas was holding, huge chokeslam onto metal, and then set up for a blitzkrieg onto an unfolded chair. Just as WMX lifted Natas up, he slipped out and delivered the superkick, and both men lay down for a 9 count. They get up, and bam Natas hits a stunner for the win and his 7th EWA World Title. Disruptor then comes out to congratulate Natas, and to inform WMX that his 9th title reign was over all ready. All in all, this was a huge show and the best in a while.
12/10/06- Today was EWA 94- Face Quits! Face opens the show and explains how he has been in the EWA since 1998. He has had his ups and downs. He went from the Black Angel with the black bandana, to the man that only said stab. Then he talked up a storm and then lost his voice. When he got his voice back he turned into a pervert. He finally took a few months off to study all of the Friday The 13th movies and every Jason Vhorhees Mannerism. However, he came back to terrorize The EWA, but instead he lost three times in a row. Once to Hack and twice to X-Loco. X-Loco even chained Face to a fence. Face then explains that he has been in a bunch of "I Quit" matches, but he has never uttered those two words. However, "Today on December 10th 2006 at EWA 94 FACE QUITS!!!!" Then Face took his mask off and walked away from the EWA. Then the New Reich comes out (X-Loco, Disruptor, and Keven James) to pick on Face and his mask. They were playing hot potato with the mask. WMX then comes out to await the call from The Suits. He tosses Face's mask to The Ninja who was off camera. They call and tell the roster to go to a pay phone. At the pay phone was a belt that said EWA. Starting at EWA 95 there will be an Extreme Gauntlet and the winner will be World Champion. WMX was not going to recognize this new world title (because HIS belt is in Hawaii with Psycohol), but if he didn't recognize he would be fired. The DOX then pick on the new world title because it is a replica WWF belt from 1990 that was actually the EWA tag-team belt with some duct tape over the WWF plaque and the letters EWA in electric tape. We then get to the first match which is an EWA original new match-type. It is called the Extreme series. It is like the Survivor Series, but the difference is that when a man gets eliminated, the person that did it also leaves the match with the win. So basically today's match was three 1 on 1 matches in one match. The teams were: WMX, Drixon, and The Ninja (with Face mask) vs. X-Loco, Keven James and The Disruptor. The Ninja starts the match and gets his ass kicked by everyone, nothing special just an ass-whipping. At one point though, The Ninja smashed his head against the picnic table bench. Ninja tags in Drixon, and he and Disruptor brawl back and forth. Drixon goes for a suplex, but Daddy Diss holds on and both men pin each other for the draw. So both men leave and WMX and Keven James start up. WMX takes it to Keven, DDT, Final Solution, Big Boot, Chokeslam. WMX has this huge TV box by the picnic table. WMX goes for the Blitzkrieg, but Keven blocks it two times. WMX goes for a piledriver, but Keven no-sells, and WMX with the mighty force flies into the TV box. Keven tags X-Loco, and he beats WMX a little with clubbing blows and then pins him with the Mantis Palm. Both Men leave the match. Now it leaves Ninja vs. Keven. In a matter of no time Keven pins Ninja for the win. So it was a New Reich dominated Extreme Series. Next was an Extreme Steel Cage Rumble. Order of Entry: 1.X-Loco 2 and 3. DOX 4.Keven James 5. Disruptor 6. Ninja (with Face mask) 7. GoreBelly. Order of Elimination: 1. WMX by Disruptor 2. Drixon by Disruptor and X-Loco 3. X-Loco by Keven James 4. Keven James by Disruptor 5. Ninja by Disruptor 6. Gorebelly by Disruptor WINNER and the last participant of The Extreme Gauntlet at 95-The Disruptor. The main event was WMX and a drunken Drixon issuing an open challenge for a handicap match. If the person won they would get second to last entry next show, but if they lost they would get first entry. It was Gorebelly that came out. So DOX beat Gorebelly in a laughing drunkfest as a result of Drixon's drunkiness. This match isn't even worth calling move by move...there was none!!!!HAHAHAHAHA
11/29/06-It has been reported that Face has a major announcement at EWA 94, and The Suits have a surprise for the EWA Roster!!!!
11/26/06-Today was EWA 93-Thanksgiving Thrashing 4. WMX opens the show and announces the date and show Number. Then he sees Keven James signaling something to him. WMX gets pissed and says "It is too the 26th, what the fuck date did I say?" Then Keven is trying to tell WMX that the show number is 94 and not 93. Hack McNasty backs Keven up, but after realizing that the last show "Divided Alliance" was in fact EWA 92. WMX yells at everyone. WMX then talks about the legacy of Thanksgiving Thrashing. Three Years ago was the killing of 187 and the retardation of Suicide. Two years ago was the retardation of Mr. Splooge and the transformation of Ninja into Ninja/Natas. WMX then talks about stripping Kamilian of the IC belt, and the 4 way dance that would determine the second #1 Contender to Face X-Loco in the main event. The four participants would be: Keven James, Hack McNasty, Face, and Drixon Webb. WMX finally discusses the shit people have been saying about him. "Disruptor has been saying shit on MySpace and Richard Head on his own website of how WMX is getting old, can't take it anymore, or just plain sucks." WMX admits to Disruptor getting lucky two shows ago, but last show WMX was gonna win, but Hack and X-Loco cheated to help Disruptor win. Then out of nowhere Disruptor attacks WMX with a Tazzmission. Afterwards, WMX demands the camera to be turned off. We get to the first match. Ninja comes out and sees three signs. The first sign was a "No Littering/Dumping Sign" Ninja then proceeds to mock taking a DUMP. The second sign was a "Pedestrian Crossing Sign," and The Ninja began to walk around with the sign saying, I'm walking, I'm Walking. The Third sign was a "Stop Sign," and Ninja started to sing, "Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart." Ninja then challenges Disruptor, Hack McNasty, and Keven James to a 3 on 1 handicap match. Let me tell you, The Ninja got his ass kicked. Hack gave him a sweet Brainbuster Suplex, Keven gave him his patented Fisherman suplex, and The Disruptor just kicked his ass and then finished him off with an Arabian Face Buster. The second match was DOX vs. Gorebelly and Suicide. This match started with WMX choking Gorebelly, but then shoved into the fence and then ran right into a DDT. This match went back and forth a little bit, until WMX tried to give Suicide a Fireman's Carry Underhook Suplex, but Suicide landed right onto WMX's leg. Let me tell you, my leg felt like a thousand pins were stabbing it. So the camera man turned the camera off to check on WMX. I had to continue so even with a numb leg I continued the match. Anyway, after a few minutes, The DOX double suplex Gorebelly, and then Drixon suplexes Suicide as WMX hits him with the splash off the table for the win. Before the third match was to begin, we see Face just hanging in the wooded area. All of a sudden X-Loco beat his ass and chained his neck to the fence, thus not allowing Face to enter the match. The third match was a 3 way dance elimination match. It was Drixon vs. Keven James vs. Hack McNasty. Again Drixon and Hack started to fight each other and even blocked 5 thrown chair attempts. Keven and Drixon fought a little bit until Hack and Keven double Chokeslammed Drixon through the signs/chairs set up. Later, Drixon pinned Keven with a piledriver. Now Drixon and Hack were at it again. Drixon did hit a nice suplex, and a Dominator which hack kicked out of. However, right after that Drixon hit a Double Ax-Handle off the Picnic Table for the win. It was amazing, Hack kicks out of Drixon's finisher, but then gets pinned with the ax-handle. (During Commentary, Disruptor challenges WMX to a Wolfman Lair Match.) Disruptor then comes out with his debut of a new segment called "The Disturbing News." He talks about the story where 5 cops shoot 3 black men 50 times. They killed one of the three. Now the disturbing part was that guy was to be married the following morning. All of a sudden Disruptor's phone rings and it was Psycohol. Psyco called to congratulate Big D for his two victories over WMX. He has a $75,000 bonus in the mail for Disruptor. Disruptor says he'll do it all over again for another 75K. Then WMX runs out and announces the Wolfman Lair and clotheslines Disruptor. He goes for another, but no effect. Diss does the same to WMX, but no effect. WMX follows with a running Forearm, but nothing, so Big Daddy Diss follows with his own and nothing...no effect. Both men take turns with unsuccessful flying knees, and then both go for the Moose Charge and take each other out for a 7 count. WMX takes control and hits a beautiful powerslam with the Disruptor coming off the pillar. WMX then puts the blue chair on D's face and SMASHES it with the black chair. WMX then replaces the blue chair onto Diss's face and gives that chair a big splash off the table with the black chair under his stomach. WMX then sets up the signs/chairs and gives Disruptor the Sledgehammer (Leaping arm drop). WMX then gives Disruptor a standing X-4 through the setup. Finally, WMX bodyslams Disruptor through the signs and collapses the black chair. Disruptor reverses the offense and Irish Whips WMX into a soda machine...breaking the glass inside the machine. The two men fight near the bleachers and WMX gets the win and 10 count following a botched Blitzkrieg. WMX then says to Disruptor, "I'm too old, I suck? You are the next victim of the Wolfman's Lair!!!!" We get to the main event. Since Face was screwed out of the 4-way he is now a part of the 1 on 1 to make another 3 way dance. Drixon comes out first and says, "The next mother fucker that comes out can pin me." So Face comes out and gets the cheap pin. Drixon then says to WMX who was doing camera, that he doesn't want the IC belt, he's going for the World belt. X-Loco then comes out and kicks the shit out of Face and gets the win with his Mantis Palm. Disruptor then comes out with the IC belt and celebrates with X-Loco claiming how the gold is with the New Reich. In a side note: Face is seen in the background with his mask off. What the Hell is that about?
11/17/06-WMX has heard that X-Loco went to the hospital after last week's show for his thumb. After X-Rays were administered, it has been determined that X-Loco had his thumb sprained by Face.
11/12/06- EWA 92 "Divided Alliance" begins with the New Reich opening, Hack Mcnasty along with X-loco, The Disruptor, and Keven James. Hack talks about how the New Reich Dominated the last show, with Suicide being their only loser. Hack beat Face, Disruptor beat WMX, and X-Loco won the cage Rumble. WMX comes out and says how he was thinking for the past two weeks, "What the Fuck was meant by Divided Alliance." Of Course the obvious Revolution vs. New Reich. The Revolution being people from the first four revolutions such as: WMX, Drixon, Kamilian, Face, and (Disruptor mentions Ninja and the absent Mr. Splooge.)vs. The New Reich people who cannot handle Main event Status like "Dead Grandma" Disruptor, Max and Vince, and Keven James. Disruptor then asks about main event status, saying how he made WMX tap out at the last show. As a result WMX challenges Disruptor to an Anarchy Rules match with the same five stipulations as the last show. WMX also challenges Keven James in a Bodyslam match, to get revenge for his loss in that 4 way match a few shows ago. Disruptor then compares The EWA to the NEW ECW meaning Extremely Crappy Wrestling. Disruptor, asks, "How hardcore is a bodyslam match?" WMX then argues about Hardcore, how he busted Disruptor open two shows ago with a VCR, asking if that ain't hardcore. Disruptor talks again about beating WMX last show. WMX comes back and says, "And that was Hardcore." WMX then starts to pick on Keven James and his sluggish style. WMX says how Keven James is Softcore and his new name is Softcore Keven James. WMX then talks about how The EWA was once one roster working together putting on great shows and matches to be the best federation in Central New York. Now the federation is divided into two and WMX likes it. Disruptor then talks about how he is going to beat WMX and piss on his bald head. They then reminise about the time WMX pissed on Disruptor's head back in 2002. WMX then simulates the act by going move by move of his pissing routine. We get to the first match, WMX vs. Keven James in that Bodyslam match. It was very mysterious, but Keven James came out to Mr. Ex's music???? WMX comes out next and goes right out going for the bodyslam but Keven blocks the attempt. James gives WMX a fisherman suplex, and goes for a DDT, but WMX reverses it to a double leg take down. WMX goes for another bodyslam, but Keven James reverses the momentum on the way down and lands on WMX. WMX hits a beautiful powerslam, and then Keven James leaves the match because he was cold. Disruptor calls it a WMX win, but then Keven James attacks from behind and then goes and sits down on a picnic table. WMX gets mad, drags Keven out into the yard and bodyslams him for the win. The second match was Drixon Webb vs. Hack McNasty. These two men started the match not allowing each other a bit of offense. Drixon did hit a sweet suplex and an F-5. WMX then interferes giving Hack McNasty an attepted X-4 turned into a forward slam. X-Loco then comes out and attacks Drixon. Disruptor then attacks Drixon and WMX continues the onslaught on Hack. With all of this chaos this match was considered a no contest. The third match was the classic jobber laugh fest, Ninja vs. Suicide. Basically these two guys clowned around with the Ninja drumming on Suicide's belly, and then ninja proceeded to give Suicide a Zerberton his Belly. Ninja tried to scare Keven's son Austin-Ryan, but ended up getting scared by Maggi. In the end it was Ninja pinning Suicide after Suicide fell in the mud. The fourth match was X-Loco vs. The monster Face. These two men start the match off with a handshake, which X-Loco dropped to his knees in pain. Loco tried to hurt Face, but that did not happen. At one point they were both choking each other, and Face injured X-Loco's thumb when he chopped it away. Face then goes for a flying bulldog, but missed, which gave X-Loco the win over Face. It seems that Face Vhorhees isn't nothing like his idol Jason. The main event pitted a rematch from the last show. In an Anarchy Rules match with the same five stipulations as last (3 aerial, stunner, chair shot, stinger splash, and the choking chain 5 punch stipulation)pitting WMX vs. Disruptor. These men started off with a collar and elbow lockup. Disruptor took the offense and started the aerial beating with a flying clothesline. WMX then took over with a splash and Wolfman Legdrop. He went for a flying elbow, but missed. Disruptor then hit a sweet elbow, and then took WMX to the table and gave him a Super Stunner. That one move gave Disruptor two stipulations at once. WMX recovers and then throws a chair at Disruptor's head, he doesn't go down, so WMX throws it again for his first stipulation. Disruptor then sets up a bike rack and climbs up it to reach the pole of the fence. He then delivers Undertaker's Old School move to WMX. After a mishap on the fence with Disruptor getting stuck between the pole and the fence itself and WMX taking the bike rack up the ass, WMX pulls Disruptor off the fence and takes out the chain. However, Disruptor changes momentum and gets the chain and gives WMX the Final Solution. He then puts a chair over WMX's face as he is laying there and smashes a second chair into the first. Disruptor then drags WMX over near the table and again with the chair over WMX's face delivers a flying chair drop onto the first chair...Sabu Style. Disruptor then tries to get the choking stipulation, but WMX counters and gets it for himself. Now it is 2-2. WMX is going for the win and as he is running with the Stinger Splash, Hack Mcnasty and X-Loco sets Disruptor free, and WMX crashes into the pillar. Then Hack and Loco hold WMX by his arms to the pillar which allows Disruptor to punch WMX a few times and then hits the Stinger Splash for the win. That's right folks, Disruptor has beaten WMX twice in a row, but this time he had New Reich help.
10/29/06- EWA 91 "Chaos" begins with WMX opening the show, smashing a couple of soda bottles. He then asks three questions. 1. What does Hack McNasty have against The DOX? 2. Why did Face save Drixon? I mean they went to school together for a few months and hated each other they even feuded in 1999. Thirdly, why did GoreBelly attack The DOX? Hack McNasty and X-Loco come out to offer some type of explanation. Hack feels that the originators of the EWA are afraid of the new stars, so we are putting them against jobber after jobber. WMX says, that he is doing it so they pay their dues before making it to main event status. In the past guys like the Disruptor debuted against stars like WMX, Psycohol, and Face and he lost his first matches. So basically the "Newbies" are getting a favor. Hack then asks how many guys after the 4th Revolution have been World Champ. WMX counts to seven on his fingers and says "NONE!!!!" That is because all o9f the new guys get to the main event and then they just can't cut it. For instance, The Disruptor worked his ass off, until he made it to championship material. However, then he started to make excuses like: "My grandmother died for the eighth time, my Uncle has cancer for the tenth time, or my vehicle died for the fiftieth time." But we all know the truth, "The Disruptor was sitting on his ass playing VIDEO GAMES!" Then Max Delirium made it to #1 Contender along with Face, and all he had to do was beat face one on one, and we all knew he could do it. However, the day of the show, a little weather comes along and Max ditches the show, so Face was awarded the belt. (Mid speech The Unknown from 1998 makes a cameo) Vince Demented, gets to main event status, and even has the EAW, but then just left the business. So WMX asks what makes Hack and Loco any different? What will make them get chances? Then they attack WMX and double chokeslam onto blacktop. After the opening, We find out that they (The Newbies) are calling them The New Reich. They offer The Disruptor $25,000 to join their cause. He accepts and then we cut to a scene where WMX approaches Face in a dingey bathroom and explains the New Reich and asks him to join The Revolution. They bump fists, and WMX says it is now those two, Drixon, and Ninja that will be in the Revolution. In the first match it was Face vs. Hack McNasty. Face started this match out totally dominating, but then Hack started to hit some suplex variations. Face was not being phased, and started to get angry and choke Hack against the fence. Then out of nowhere GoreBelly comes out and Attacks Face with a pick-axe. This allowed Hack to get the pin. WMX comes out to challenge Suicide and GoreBelly to a handicap match, but as he was entering The Kamilian was riding his bike into the park. So WMX told Kamilian about the New Reich and The Revolution, and Kamilian joined WMX in the New Reich. WMX then explained why he wanted the handicap match. At the last show, he was going to perform an on camera cremation of Gorilla II's body, but GoreBelly dragged away the post-mortum body, while Suicide stole the jacket. So WMX was mad at the ruining of his after death plans. But he changed the handicap challenge to a tag-team match. WMX and Kamilian vs. Suicide and GoreBelly, this match was basically a one-sided ass kicking. GoreBelly did get some offense on WMX, but mostly it was the Revolution taking it to The New Reich teammates. In the middle of the match WMX told Cool Jen to get Face, which she did, and he took GoreBelly right out of the match. The rest of the match was Suicide getting his ass beat, and WMX pinning him for the win. As WMX was praising The Kamilian and how they teamed up for the first time in their careers, and they dominated the match, The Disruptor comes out to seek revenge for his first blood match last show. He tells WMX to pick the match. WMX picks a Anarchy Rules match...remember the match where the first person to hit 3 out of 5 stipulations in a 1 fall match wins. However, Disruptor changes it up a little bit. All five stipulations need to be met by either or a comination of both men. Meaning if 1 man got 5 and the other got zero, or 3-2, or whatever combination and all five have been met, and then either man has to go for the pin or submission. The five stipulations were: 1. three aerial moves 2. First man to give a stunner 3. First man to give a Stinger Splash 4. First man to drop then other with a chair shot, and 5. First man to choke the other with WMX's chain and deliver five punches. The match began with an onslaught. Both men kicked each others asses before they started to go for a chair. WMX threw it at Disruptor a few times to stun him, but he wouldn't go down. Then WMX smashed him with a chair for stipulation #1. WMX then goes up high with a flying clothsline and a leaping polish Hammer. As he was trying to set up the third aerial Disruptor hits a stunner. Now it is 1 to 1. After a recovery WMX hits the Year 1979 for the third stipulation. Then WMX takes out the chaion to try to choke The Disruptor to the pole. Big Daddy Diss reverses the momentum and tries to get WMX choked out. But, WMX elbows Disruptor in the face and delivers a Stinger Spalsh for stipulation #4. Then he quickly attaches the chain and gives 4 body shots and The Final Solution. This makes it 4 to 1 WMX. All five stipulations have been met and it appeared as if WMX had this match in the bag. However, Disruptor got enraged and speared WMX, delivered a dragon kick off the table into a chair and then made WMX tap out to Cena's STF move. That's right, Disruptor beat WMX fair and square marking the biggest comeback in a match in probably EWA history. We then get to the main event. The winner of this match would become #1 contender to the IC belt. It was the third Extreme Rumble, but this time in a steel cage, so making it the first ever Extreme Steel Cage Rumble. After some camera glitches the match starts with The Disruptor and Hack McNasty already in the cage. GoreBelly enters and joins The New Reich and then leaves the match eliminating himself. The Face comes in and goes 1 on 2 against New Reich members. He was getting the upper hand until Hack dropped him on his elbow and The Disruptor gave him a Rock Bottom. He got up and eliminated Hack, before X-Loco came in. These two New Reich members were beating on Face, until Face eliminated himself to get WMX. WMX who was not in the match came in throwing The Disruptor out thus making X-Loco #1 Contender. Afte rthe match The Kamilian comes in and locks the cage door. The Revolution (WMX and Kamilian double team Loco for the show's end.
10/15/06-EWA 90 Day of Destruction 5 opens with WMX and Drixon Webb driving into Weiler Park with the mustang. WMX tosses Drixon his bat as he drags two VCR's. The first VCR was the one that busted Drixon open, and Drixon attacked it. The second VCR however, ate an EWA tape from 2001. That tape was ruined for good. WMX has to make a copy off of either Natas or Psycohol. WMX beats on that VCR, but decides it will meet it's fate later in the show. WMX then congratulates the absent Keven James' for his victory over him at the last show. WMX believes he should have won, but the suits say differently. A W is a W and an L is an L and Keven has the win in his record book. Throughout the history of the EWA and the Legacy of The Wolfman one thing has always remained constant. WMX has been on top of the pyramid, The X-Man has been put on a pedistal, and he is the man to beat. It takes an Extreme man to stand side by side with WMX, and Drixon is an extreme man. He took seven staples to the head, and had a larcarated artery, but did not miss any shows. Therefore WMX and Drixon Webb are the DOX (Doctors of Xtreme). WMX then announces tonights main event. The DOX vs. Disruptor and X-Loco in a VCR 1st Blood match. WMX will destroy The Disruptor in the main event for what he did at the last show. DOX then beat on the two VCR's. Gorilla II (Jevon) comes out all pissed becasue we played Gorilla's music. He 'as Jevon' thinks we are being racist because we played Gorilla's music. He basically was implying that we played a monkey's music because he is black. Anyway, he challenges Face to an I-Quit match. So in the first match, it was Face hitting Gorilla II a couple of times and choking him out for the "I-Quit." Then WMX comes out saying how he KILLED The Wolfman 30 shows ago and how he is gonna have another Death Match tonight. He is pissed at these jobbers thinking they are a superstar like Gorilla being Jevon, he thought this shit ended when he retarded Ninja back from being Natas. Anyways, WMX bitch beat Gorilla II with The evil VCR and clotheslined him with it. He then plugged it into the wall, and shoved Gorilla's face into the insides creating a shocking electrocution death. Then post-match we see this huge monster looking dude named GoreBelly drag Gorilla's dead carcass to the garbage. Then Suicide comes out to steal his 49ers jacket. WMX then comes across a sai that is stuck into a note that says, "Psycohol says you're next, consider this a warning D." Now WMX is thinking who is D and what does Psycohol have to do with him. In the third match, we have Hack McNasty vs. Ninja in a TKO match. Hack starts it off with a belly to belly suplex, and then a weapon shot to make it 2-0. He then goes for a suplex, but Ninja counters it into a small Package to make it 2-1. Hack then blinds Ninja with his own Santa hat and wallops him in the ass with a Kendo Stick to make it 3-1 and get the victory. The next match was a one sided ass kicking in a steal cage. It was X-loco beating Suicide. I gotta say an impressive display of stupidity was Suicide dropkicking X-Loco in the cage. However, it had no effect on the biggest man in the EWA, so he beat Suicide with a spear and left rather easily. Now we get to The Main Event. DOX vs. Disruptor and X-Loco. WMX has that Sai with him, and The Disruptor has the match!!!! So now we know that Psycohol has hired The Disruptor to take out WMX. The match begins with a back and forth battle. With the EWA being next to a chain fence, there were alot of Irish whips into metal. Let me tell you, that shit is not unforgiven. The elbow of me... WMX... was in tremendous pain. So out of no where hack McNasty invades this match and attacks The DOX. He brings WMX out of the match and Drixon gets triple teamed. But then Face comes out and saves Drixon. He takes X-Loco out of the match and takes Hack away. WMX comes back in at this point and then GoreBelly comes out and singlehandedly takes out The DOX. He leaves at about the same time X-Loco re-enters the match. Now we are back at our same four, and this is where the fun starts. We see some sick assed moves. WMX gives Disruptor a cliffhanger and Year 1979. Disruptor gives Drixon and WMX his attempt of a swanton. And X-Loco even gave Drixon a dropkick. In the end though it was WMX putting Disruptor's head in between two VCR's and smacking them with a chair for the first blood and the win. The Show's Over.
9/20/06- Drixon Webb just reported that he has 7 staples in his head and his artery in his forehead was all fucked up!!!!
9/17/06- It's about Fucking Time...that was the name of EWA 89. I have been trying to have this show for weeks and to no avail, but finally we had it. This show had some returns, a huge injury, and two new debuts. Ok, we met at Weiler Park, but the outlets were not working and plus the Kamilian did not show up, so the show was held at The EWA Arena. I open the show, and explain the fact that no shows have been happening. I then explain that Psycohol took the world title to Hawaii. I came up with three options: 1.We just can buy a new one. "That's the loser way out." 2. We can have a champion that has no belt. "That's is absurd." 3. Either Psycohol comes back to NY and gets his ass kicked, or I go to Hawaii and find him and kick his ass, and take the belt back home. Either way, it will happen in 2007." I then talk about how the Kamilian says that Sundays are not good for him anymore. I say here is a guy who rides a bike and works at McDonald's so what the Hell is he doing that he can't come to shows especially being IC champ. Then in the middle of that convo The Disruptor calls saying he will be at the show in a couple of hours. Also I say how Drixon will be about 15 minutes late. So I say, I might as well wrestle some one at 1:00 then 2:00 and then 3:00. We then go to the first match. Keven James making his EWA return, his first match in like 14 months vs. a new comer Hack McNasty. These two men wrestled a very skilled technical mat-style match, but KJ did look a little rusty, and Hack was indeed impressive. They went back and forth, but out of nowhere Face made his return totally invinsible like his idol Jason Vorhees and destroyed Hack McNasty resulting in a no contest. After the match Hack had to leave and Drixon showed up, thus these two wrestlers never got to see each other. The second match was newcomer 340lbs X-Loco vs. The Ninja. Ninja came out riding a bicycle and then hurt his balls doing a wheely. X-Loco wears a bandana around his face. The match started off, with Ninja trying to shoulder block X-Loco, but of course The Ninja fell down both times. On the third attempt, The Ninja slapped Loco in the face causing a foot race. The Ninja then gave a drop-toe-hold to X-Loco into a chair. However, this only enraged X and he beat the shit out of the Ninja. Elbows, kicks and a thunderous horizontal Polish Hammer. Loco won the match with a Buzzsaw Kick to the Ninja's head. The main event was the first ever 4-way bedlam three staghes of Hell match. It pit WMX, X-Loco, Drixon, and Keven James. The first stage was a VCR/TKO match. This was where a person had to get three knock downs via a VCR. The person to receive the third hit by the winning participate would be eliminated. The second fall was a coathanger match. This is where a person had to be choked out by having 5 hangers around their throat. The final fall was a finisher's match. If and only if there was a tie would there be a sudden death round. The first fall started and ended almost simutaneously. See I threw a VCR at Drixon Webb and it cut him wide open. He was bleeding all over the place, so I decided for the health and safety of WMX that fall was disqualified. The second fall went pretty quickly with me choking out X-Loco. Now it would make sense that I won the match, since I caused Drixon to leave the first fall and I choked out X-Loco in the second fall. But the suits decided that the first fall did not count, so Keven James from behind put me into a half-crab and I passed out from the sneak attack. Now we were 1 and 1 officially. We took about an hour to decide what sudden death would be. KJ challenged me to an arm wrestling match. I was whooping him and then Disruptor smacked me in the back with his Kendo Stick causing me to LOSE TO KEVEN JAMES. KJ won the entire match, and The Disruptor attacked me again with his Kendo Stick.
8/29/06- I have been talking with this BIG Mother Fucker named X-Loco. He wants to run wild over the EWA. He will be the Man Mountain Bumpkin of the 21st century, putting Drixon Webb and Myself to shame when it comes to pure size.
8/12/06- I went back and updated The EWA show page and the EWA roster page. I also updated some of the shows I left out here on the main page, when I was pissed off at the world. So Enjoy the update!!!!
7/30/06- Austin Scott Parker born to WMX and Kailene on July 24 2006 at 6:19PM. He weighed 7lbs 10oz and 19inches long.
7/23/06- EWA 88- 'The Fate of the title' I open this show, throwing an argument at Psycohol, saying that since his return, he did not bring back the old roster at all. He rebutted by saying at least there have been shows. I say there needs to be 2 legends to make a show like WMX and Psycohol. And Combo's like WMX and Kammy or Psycohol and Drixon won't make a good show. Then shit went crazy with WMX and Kamilian. A few shows ago Kamilian said he was the only Veteran in the EWA. I then diss that shit by saying a veteran is an old-timer military fuck or an old baseball player, with crutches or a wheelchair. I then say that they are all HAS-BEENS. "The kamilian isn't a has-been he is a NEVER-WAS!!!!" Then kamilian flipped out saying he wanted to punch me in the nose, and called me a nigga and a cracker. I then said he was a cracker too. All of a sudden, the camera goes off and we almost get into. Off camera, he is pissed off because I called him a cracker, when in fact he said he was a "Native American." SO the camera comes back on to see me PISSED off calling the Kamilian out "Injun Cracker" Then I throw a garbage can at him and the camera goes out again. It comes back on for the first match. This was to be The Kamilian running a jobber gauntlet for his IC belt. First he beat the Ninja rather easily. Then he whooped the returning Mr. Splooge who has been training in the Orient. After his loss Splooge went back to Japan. The third opponent was supposed to be Suicide, but he either no-showed or was assaulted, because Psycohol comes out of nowhere no beat Kammy down. He bloodied him up and smashed a garbage can over his head. Then we see Psycohol on the phone quite mystereously telling the person to call back in 15-20 minutes. Now it was time for the main event. WMX vs. Psycohol for the world title. This match was another classic for these two men. WMX hit a sickening brain buster to Psycohol nearly shattering his teeth. Psycohol hit a beautiful Frankensteiner. These men used many of their patented moves. It looked as if WMX had the win, until my phone rang. It was the doctor from Cooperstown. Kailene was in Labor. As I was on the phone, Psycohol rolled up WMX for the win. What a cheap victory for Psycohol. After the Show, Mr. Execution calls me up stating it was him and Psycohol all along with the Fake Phone call and of course Fake Labor. (My son was born the next day). I find Mr. Execution on the railroad tracks and beat him a little and pick on him for getting dumped by Kitty Valentine. I then find Psycohol at The EWA Arena and I inform him that he was stripped of the world title by the EWA suits. I then attack him and put him to sleep with the Cobra Clutch. I then SHAVE HIS HEAD, only leaving a homosexual looking tail at the back of his head. A few Hours later he was still laying there all passed out. I made the mistake of believing he was actually still asleep, because he awoke faster than flies on shit and attacked me. Beat me to a pulp with a chair and left me crawling with a face full of my own blood. Then he did the Unthinkable and STOLE THE EWA WORLD TITLE AND BROUGHT IT TO HAWAII!!!!
7/16/06-EWA 87 opens with Psyochol opening the show with his brand new single? "Peanut Butter and Jelly" He sets up the show and WMX comes out to argue about how the EWA has always been a roller coaster when it comes to its roster. Psycohol claims it fell apart after he left. First match was for the title. See I have been champion for almost 15 months and no one was taking it off me. But my world was about to change because of outside interference by psycohol. Drixon Webb beat me for the belt following his dominator. I was looking for revenge in the next match which was a 4-way dance. Kamilian vs. Drixon Webb vs. Psycohol vs. Wolfman X (4-Way Elim. for IC Title) Me and Psycohol eliminated each other at the same time. I pinned Psycohol at the same exact time he made me tap out to an armbar following a chokeslam. that left Drixon and Kamilian. Kamilian busted Drixon open with a light bulb cover, but was not able to capitalize becasue me and Psycohol re-entered the match brawling causing so much confusion for Cool Jen that she ruled it as a no-contest. Out of no where my cousin The Ohio Express comes out to Psycohol's song. She was supposed to face the Ninja, but I interupted her. We hug but then I get pissed at her dedication to psycohol. We have a match which I am reluctant to until the very end, where I roll her up for the pin. In the main event, it is New Champ Drixon vs. Psycohol. This match was pretty good, but it was obvious Drixon was tired from his earlier outings, because Psycohol beat him for the belt fair and square.
7/9/06- EWA 86 was supposed to happen in Florida, but things didn't work out so I just beat some mother fuckers into the ground-er-sand. Anyway, I decided it is still gonna be called the Invasion Tour. Only I did not know The EWA was gonna be invaded by a legend. Opening (Kiwanis Park)- WMX gets out of his Mustang and walks up to the new park. He waves to an old lady sitting on her porch. WMX is in a good mood because of the damage he did in Florida. He shows on the Extreme screen his Florida invasion tour including his greatness speech, some tits and asses, a choke out to Jevon in Miami, his chokeslam to Ground Zero in Ft. Lauderdale, and brawl with Natas in Jacksonville. WMX then discusses how Psycometer will wrestle in the EWA today. WMX talks about how their match will be a finisher’s match. WMX talks about how Kamilian broke the leg of Gorilla II, and how Jevon the Gorilla wants a rematch. Psycometer(Psycohol) beat Ninja of course. Last show we saw Gorilla II's leg broken, but since he is a dead monster he can't go to a doctor, so he came back to fight some more. Again he got beat by Kammy. Basically Kammy used his submission style to desecrate Gorilla II. The main event- WMX beat Psycometer (Psycohol) is a finisher’s match. (Psycometer was declared the winner, but then revealed himself to be Psycohol, thus restarting the match which WMX quickly used his finisher for the win)This match was back and forth and WMX was pinned fair and square, but luckily I am smart so I pulled out the win. But the rest of the show was pure mayhem between me and Psycohol. WMX and Psycohol brawl down by the Chenango River WMX is interviewed by Richard Head and then beaten up by WMX. WMX and Psycohol fight in PXW arena. WMX chokeslams Psycohol at Gus Macker. Psycohol senton flips on WMX at the EWA arena
6/18/06-This was the day we had Wrestlecraze 2006. And the show was so small that it is becoming a joke. Opening (Weiler Park)- WMX drives up with his Mustang. He walks up looking for something to smash. He kicks over some garbage cans. WMX talks about how EWA 75 was so huge but a year later at EWA 85 there was only 4 guys. He talks about what everyone is up to. Disruptor having the shits, Psycohol in Hawaii, Keven James still not here, and Kamilian 30 minutes late. WMX sets up two matches. First match for the IC belt in a tree match will be Kamilian vs. Gorilla (Jevon) because both of these men never lost their IC belt. The main event for the world belt will be WMX vs. Drixon in a 3 stages of Hell match. 1. Suplex stage, 2. Cage stage, 3. Box match stage, because these men never had a victor in a one on one match. Drixon comes out and rants about his wife leaving him. In the first match Kamilian beat Gorilla II for the vacant IC belt in a tree match. This was a sick move but Kamilian dove over a picnic table while Gorilla II was on it. Gorilla's leg got caught and actually broke. Will we see the end of this annoying personation? In the second match AND main event WMX beats Drixon in a 3 stages of Hell Match. (Drixon wins Suplex, WMX wins cage and Box stages.) This match was very quick and really not a top contender for either man.
6/4/06-EWA 84 Fuck The EWA. Face who was obviously pissed off at his recent character decided to go back to his roots, and I suppose stop letting girls ruin him. This was evident by his preshow footage. Face watching a match where he was getting his ass kicked by Disruptor. Face then views some Friday the 13th dvd’s and transforms into Face Voorhees. My openings are always energetic and this one was no different.Opening (Weiler Park)- WMX opens the show driving his Mustang like a maniac. He walks out and smashes another stereo. Then he says, “Just in case you’ve forgotten who I am, let me remind you. I am the Extreme God. I am the jobber killer, lady thriller. I am Wolfman Mother Fucking X.” WMX then rips down the sign for the Jackson Family Reunion. WMX explains everyone that wanted to fuck the EWA. GZ and Jevon in 1998. GZ came back to lose to WMX and Natas in the same show. Jevon came back after his UWA folded to become EWA champion. Natas and Drakon said fuck the EWA. Natas came back to the EWA to have his last NY match. He could have done it in the PXW or one of his own federations. Drakon always comes back to ref or run the camera. Disruptor said fuck the EWA and he got his ass kicked in two handicap matches with Splooge and Ninja and then WMX and Drixon. Psycohol said fuck the EWA and the roster there that day sent him packing to Hawaii with a bloody face. Kamilian said fuck the EWA last show. WMX says he will get his biggest ass kicking from WMX. WMX comes up with the main event. WMX and Disruptor vs. Kamilian and Drixon. Then WMX talks about the Kitty/Butterfly story. She is a pussy for moving to North Carolina. Anyway the story would have turned out 1 of three ways. 1. Maddog/Gaybird, 2. Max/General, 3. Keven James/Dr. Evil. WMX gets to Vince Demented article. On Myspace.com Vince asks if he should hang up the boots and go to the military. The EWA roster laughs at that shit. WMX tells how the Amazon man had a heart attack and the IC belt has become vacant. And it will be determined at the next show. WMX then rants about how Drixon’s wife left him like Shortcakes left WMX. Kamilian comes out and says he said fuck the EWA because he was passed over for the last 8 years. He is the only EWA Veteran. He says everyone has had time, but what about the Kamilian? Ninja comes out and says he is going to still try to be Natas 1. Gorilla (as Jevon) beat Ninja. I gotta tell you when Ninja thought he was Natas, he did a pretty good job at his moves. But Gorilla II SUCKS as Jevon. Drixon and Drakon trying to hotwire a tractor Drixon beat Disruptor in a big brawl between two of the largest men in the EWA. Thsi match had ZERO technical skill. WMX and Drixon no contest (Kamilian and Disruptor interfere). I gotta admit Drixon is a tough guy to wrestle against. WMX yelling at Psycohol on the phone Kamilian beat Suicide, strangly Suicide put on some kind of offense? WMX and Disruptor beat Drixon and Kamilian via forfeit (Drixon and Kamilian turn on each other) WMX wanted revenge aghainsty the Kamilian, but did not really get the blood and fear from Kammy that he desired. WMX and Drakon pick on the tag-team belts and they are declared gone from the EWA. This officially makes the EWA back to the way it was in 1998 with only the World and IC belts.
3/5/06-I had EWA 83 back on this date. WMX opens the show and smashes THE VCR of Maggi and Keven that tried to eat EWA 80. WMX rants about the newspaper article about EAW and EWA history by Vince Demented. WMX was supposed to be interviewed but wasn’t. The EWA was called the Extreme Wal-Mart association. The truth is…The EWA started in 1998. Most of us were in high school and didn’t have jobs yet, and the ones that did didn’t work in Wal-Mart. WMX was working at the Pennysaver. Jevon was going to strip clubs getting lap dances by chics. Ground Zero was banging a different chic every night of the week. Kamilian was banging ten year olds back then. WMX then jokes and says he’s up to 14 year olds now. Kamilian then says behind the camera, “You want your fucking teeth broke in?” Kitty Valentine comes out and says that Vince wanted WMX to have nothing to do with the paper article because he didn’t want WMX to take all of the glory. He said that the EWA disbanded. WMX said he was the only guy to sign Kamilian’s biography. WMX talks about how the EWA had a show in November after Psycohol left and the show today. When was the last time the EAW had a show? LAST SUMMER!!!! Kitty tells WMX the Vince said that Psycohol was the backbone of the EWA and not WMX. WMX founded it, but Psycohol took over everything. WMX’s gets so pissed off that he flips a City of Norwich picnic table over. WMX moves to a different area of the park and tells the EWA world that the Kamilian is not allowed on Grove Ave because he was arrested on Grove Ave for Disorderly Conduct. WMX announces the fact he is going to be a father. A girl comes out named Butterfly Prodigy who looks just like Kitty Valentine looking for the Extreme Wal-Mart Association. She claims she is from an orphanage. She says she wants to fuck WMX. WMX beats Ninja and Gorilla in a three-way dance. (WMX pile drives Gorilla onto Ninja’s head, making the Ninja go back to normal.) Ninja staggers out all confused thinking its Thanksgiving 2004. He thinks he should be in Oneonta at WMX’s and Shortcakes old house. He is amazed that’s it’s 2006 and that Shortcakes and WMX have divorced. Ninja asks about Natas if he is still in Florida. Disruptor behind the camera tells Ninja that he has been impersonating Natas for the last year and a half. Butterfly beat Ninja in a sloppy confused outing by both wrestlers. EWA moves to Weiler Park because they needed an electrical outlet. WMX beat Psychotron in a steel cage match. It was shocking that Psychotron had most of the control of this match, until WMX pulled off a win with a Vader Bomb. Face comes out complaining that he hasn’t wrestled since October because he wasn’t informed about the show in November. Suicide is backstage picks on Face. Suicide challenges Face at the next show. Face is complaining that WMX and Kitty are buddy buddy and that WMX can get anybody and Face has to rape them to get them. Face complains about Butterfly and Kitty confusion. Face calls Butterfly out. She pisses Face off by claiming not to be Kitty and by calling Face “Jason”. Face tells her to leave and watch the beginning of the show when Kitty was out. Butterfly refuses and Face starts to hit on her. Butterfly says, “I’d fuck WMX before I’d fuck you.” Face attacks her and a match starts. Face beat Butterfly Disruptor calls WMX out and invites him to join forces with Disruptor to go down to Saugerties to beat the EAW. Disruptor is mad at WMX for brushing the EAW thing off. Disruptor reminds WMX what happens to people when they say, “Fuck The EWA.” Then behind the camera Kamilian says it. WMX says that he has been in the EWA since the very beginning. The PXW is gone, Natas’ EWA, Jevon’s UWA, Natas’ XWA/WWF. Everything is gone but WMX’s EWA. The EAW doesn’t concern WMX because they are going to be gone too. 50 years from now WMX is going to be an old man in a wheel chair kicking your (Disruptor) ass across the yard. WMX agrees to go down to kick the EAW’s ass. Disruptor attacks WMX. WMX and Disruptor no contest (Kamilian attack both men and leaves WMX with a bloody lip saying “Fuck The EWA.”)
1/28/06- What the Fuck is going on? I try to book these fucking shows, and you mother fuckers ditch on me!!!! Anyway, in HUGE NEWS.....Wolfman X is going to be a father!!!!That's right...Kailene the Girlfriend of WMX is 3 months pregnant!!!!
12-17-05...Holy Fucking Shit, I haven't updated this thing in three months. First off, Let me say that WMX is the FIRST EWA Superstar to get a tattoo of his name. That's right...I got a tattoo on my left shoulder that says "WMX." It is black with red bottoms, and none other then Napalm is the guy who inked me. Maggi and Keven are back together...so we will see the return of Keven James in the EWA. Shortcakes and Justin were married on 10/1/05 in Vegas, and they are expecting a baby together. In EWA news we did have 2 shows in the past few months. EWA 81 was called "The end of all things." We had DOE, Kamilian, Disruptor, Psychotron, Kitty, Beth the old camerawoman from 2002, and the jobbers. Kitty and Ex made-out thru the show, (as did Face and Beth) and Facing Execution split up. Mr. Execution was fired by Putty Man for pissing on his hat at the last show. Mr. Splooge was locked into a Fridge and never seen since!!!! Ninja still acts as Natas. Kitty beat Putty Man in a retirement match. But in the biggest news of the show. Psycohol turned against the ENTIRE EWA with his announcement of his moving to Hawaii. He especially had it in for me. This all because I came back to NY after my short stint in Florida. Anyway, I started the pain with a Blitzkrieg Powerbomb, and the rest of the roster sent him away all bloodied and fucked up. So in essence...EWA 81 saw the exits of Splooge, Mr. EX, Psyco and Putty Man!!!! EWA 82 was called "Without the foundation." This was the first show EVER without two main men, such as WMX and Natas, or WMX and Psyco, or Psyco and Natas. I was all alone in the booking and planning of this show. My first bit of duty was taking care of the IC and Tag Belts. Since Psycohol moved away, and Vince and Inco haven't shown lately I stipped all of them. For the IC belt I held all the names in a hat. I pulled one at random and it was none other than....The AMAZON MAN???? This guy only appeared one time in 1998 and lost to the Kamilian and now he is IC champ. Anyway he was my guest in the Lair and he came out and bit a beer can in half with his teeth. This is where I set up the match for the tag belts. It was gonna be WMX and Amazon vs. Drixon and Kamilian. The winners were new champs, and if we lost (Since it was elimination)they got title shots against us. So it was Kamilain making me tap out in the first time in my career, and Drixon pinning Amazon at the exact same moment. So now we had two more title matches. The second match was Drixon vs. His Brother The Amazon Man. This match was pure chaos. It was like watching two cavemen fight over a slab of meat. There was nothing technical, nothing even representing EWA wrestling. However in the end Drixon did pull off a sweet brain buster off the table to Amazon. As he was going for the pin, Amazon grabbed WMX's bat and hit drixon with it. He then turned Drixon over and pinned him to retain his IC Belt. The Main Event was WMX vs. Kamilian. This match was a very technical match. They were going back and forth. There was one spot where we both had a few pin reversals. In the end tho, it was me Blitzkrieging Kamilian for the 1.2....kickout? I was in shock. But I started kicking the fucker and gave him a huge splash for the 1.2.3. I then celebrated with a beer...but WMX is anti-alcohol...go figure.
9-21-05 Ok the EWA had two shows in the past two weekends. But before all of that let me update the world...9/15/05 marked the Divorce between WMX and Shortcakes. Basically the EWA went back to our way without the EAW. EWA 79 (9/11...Revisited) had WMX, Psycohol, Drixon Webb, and The returning Kamilian. The big matches were Drixon and Kamilian beating the DOE, Psycohol beating Kamilan, and WMX and Drixon having a no contest. Highlights...Drixon and WMX giving each other powermoves (Especially Suplexes), Psycohol and Kamilain technical wrestling, DOE with an American Flag talking about 9/11, Drixon ruining Psyco's Spikes. EWA 80 Day of Destruction 4 had WMX, Psycohol, Kitty Valentine, Mishieru (Mr. Splooge's Sister), and Cool Jen. Highlights...WMX smashing a computer monitor with a hammer, Psycohol playing Shortcakes music as a practical joke to WMX, WMX winning his 100th EWA match beating Gorilla II in 13 seconds in a Wm Lair Match via Big boot. Psycohol making Dr. Evil's final Creation Boris Cheney Lugosi vanish in thin air after losing a "real" ladder match. Kitty Valentine and Mr. Execution kissing and then going out on a date. WMX and Cool Jen beating Splooge and Mishieru in the first ever bro and sis vs. bro and sis match. Mr. Ex and Gorilla II pissing all over the place.
9/5/05- Ok...It's been two months since we last did a show, and I'm hungry for EWA. So in the next two weekends...we are holding EWA 79 and EWA 80. A lot has gone down in the past few months. First off, I broke up with Bobbi X 666, Maggi and Keven James split up, thus making Jame's EWA status unknown. Max/Gen and Vince have moved to Kingston, thus making it difficult for me to reach. And Psycohol is close to saying goodbye to NY when he leaves for Hawaii!!!! And WMX is living with Maggi and Amanda at the East Worchester EWA Arena, but both shows will be in the Norwich region, due to Psycohol's Godzilla-mobile dieing. Check back in a week Fuckers.
7/9/05- There have been two shows since the day I returned. At EWA 77 which I called Total domination on June 20, 2005. Opening (Keven’s yard)- Madd E. Rational starts dogging WMX and calls him out, saying the EWA died in Florida. WMX destroys a bunch of weapons, and says he is not trying to take over but collaborate. WMX and Madd E. agree that Madd E and Putty will fight in the beginning of each show to see if it will be EWA ran or EAW ran. WMX says the EWA did not die in Florida, but the EWA goes where WMX goes because of the contract. Madd E. says that he and WMX will have an EWA/EAW collaboration contract at the next show. WMX announces he will NOT take place in the EAW ranking, but will defend the EWA belt against which he feels is worthy. Madd E. says that General Inco will have only 2 matches at each show and that Madd E. cannot be present at his matches. WMX comes back out and announces the EWA main event DOE vs. Vince and General for the EWA tag team belts. WMX announces the most worthy opponent GORILLA II. The first match was Putty Man beating Sancho. Then in a very good back and forth battle Gen. Inco beat Mr. Ex. Psycohol beat Ninja in a typical squash match. WMX comes out with Bobbi X 666 and rants about people have been saying. Vince calls WMX desperate because he asked Disruptor if he knew any single girls. Disruptor says that WMX has to stay away from girls because he has no luck with them. Shortcakes calls WMX a Fucking asshole. WMX says he met Bobbi yesterday and after jumping on his cock for an hour she fell in love with him, so he isn’t desperate, has the greatest luck in the world and is not an asshole. Face then rants about how WMX is an asshole by leaving him and Ninja in Florida. Face says he is going to tell Bobbi what kind of man WMX really is. Face beat Splooge in a fast quick ass beating. Vince beat Ex in a match where Vince had revenge in his mind for that manage a trois a few months back. Ninja beat Splooge in a Natas ass kicking match. General beat Putty Man, General has been very impressive since his return. Face tells Bobbi that WMX cares more about himself than her. When she wants to be with him at night, he will be flexing his muscles in the mirror. Face says that’s why Shortcakes left him because Fat Justin gives her his undivided attention, which WMX never did. Face then tells Bobbi to ditch WMX for him. Face kisses her and receives a fistful of balls. Psycohol beat Face rather convincingly in a back and forth battle. Now this next match was a huge surprise with its ending. Psycohol and Vince no contest (double 10 count)Both men knocked each other out with a couple of colliding weapon shots. WMX beat 88 and Black Knight in a 2 on 1 handicap match. WMX and Gorilla II time limit draw (a drunk 88 screwed WMX out of a win) WMX was all set for the Powerbomb after about 3 minutes and 88 called for the 30 minute draw. Keven James beat Vince AGAIN!!! DOE beat Vince and General Inco for the Tag team belts because WMX Blitzkrieged General through a stack of weapons and then General got pissed at Vince for not saving him and helped WMX finish Vince off with the DOE demolition drop.DOE and Bobbi celebrate the win
EWA 78- Independence Day Massacre. Before the opening, WMX in a SUIT met with Madd E. Rational to sign their respective contracts for the EWA/EAW partnership. Some of the things they agreed upon is that The EWA will still name each and every show whether it's EWA run or not. In the EWA there will be no DQ's but Draws are allowed as usual. However, in the EAW, there will be no draws but DQ's will be allowed. Both men signed and then WMX left to open the show. But Meanwhile, Madd E. looked all over the yard and house for Putty Man, since they will have a competition of some sort to decide who will run the show. After the ten minute time limit, Madd E. came up empty handed, so this show became EWA ran. WMX opens the show in a suit and tie. The first thing I did was smash the 5 disc cd player that was waiting there for me. I then announced the first ever EWA D.L.C. match (Doors ladders and chairs.) I had an open invitation to any three other superstars to partake in this 4 way elimination dance. The first match was Ninja vs. Suicide in a Natas match. Both men thought they were Natas and both men successfully did his moves. We even saw a double super kick at the same time. But in the end it was Ninja being the superior Natas taking the win with his stunner. The next scheduled match was Face vs. Black knight in a "Putty Man Hat Match" where the winner would be determined by the man who could keep the hat on his head for 30 seconds. Face comes out first and sees a computer monitor. This enrages him making him reflect back to EWA 75 where I hit him with one to help him lose the EWA belt. He then did the unthinkable, he grabbed Bobbi X 666 and began to dry hump her. It was as if he was thinking about rape #7. But in a quick move of self defense she rolled him over and bit the FACE SNAKE and ran off. The Black knight then comes out to renew their feud from late 2004. Both men put the hat on and tried to keep it on but it kept falling off or was being taken off. But Face in an act of genius ran out of the yard and locked Black knight in for the 30 seconds and the win. As he was coming in Vince attacked him for some more retribution from his partaking in that manage a trois with Evil Alice. Then Bobbi X 666 (BX666) began to ride Face to humiliate him even further. The third match was the fourth encounter in four shows between Vince and Keven James. The entire roster was hoping for a win from Vince, but in the I quit match it was KJ pulling off his fourth straight win over the bigger and stronger Vincent Demented. The next match was a cheap shots match (eye gouge, back rake, low blow, and kick to the nuts in any order) It was Gen Inco easily defeating Sancho. Then in preparation of the next match we see 88 cutting his mask making his mouth and jaw visible. But that did not do him any good, because BX666 still out drank both him and Cletus. Since 88 was passed out drunk in the back, he was not available to team with WMX as Psycohol's substitute partner in the EWA tag team championship match. SO it was WMX solo vs. Vince and Gen Inco. I gotta tell you, I was not prepared for 88 being my partner then no-showing. So I got my fucking ass kicked by those two men. And in the process I lost the DOE's tag team belts. However, I was pissed so i knew the DLC match was going to be mine. The three men to accept the invite were Keven James, Vince, and The Disruptor. This match was a brawl. Eveyone was using an array of weapons and moves. This match was chaotic. The chairs were used as baseball bats by WMX, Disruptor threw a chair in WMX's face like at 90MPH, all men were using the ladder to their benefit, but when WMX and Vince gave James a double suplex Vince easily made the pin. However this was shades of EWA 1999 where WMX and Natas broke Psycohol's ankle with their double suplex because Keven James was carried off for his hurt ankle. The match was then restarted. So now it was the 3 big men and WMX had enough of this mess. He climbed to the top of the ladder and gave Vince a HUGE splash for the 1...2...3. Now it was WMX vs. Disruptor again!!!! I always have to face this dude. We went back and forth, slap for slap, move after move. But I had him beat up enough where I could set the door up to set it on FIRE!!!! But he regained his momentum and knocked me down and started to put the lighter fluid all over the door. But he did not have the matches, so I knocked his ass away and gave Bobbi the matches to light the door. She did and I put The Disruptor through the door gorilla throw style while he was on the ladder. Then I easily pinned him to retain my title. Then Cletus came out dressed as a fireman to put out the fire that was no longer there...The show's Over.
6/09/05-Holy Shit!!!! In the biggest event in EWA History, in May of 2005, WMX invaded the EAW show without anyone, but Psycohol and Keven James Knowing. That's right, I surprised: Vince, Madd E. Rational, Kitty Valentine, The Disruptor, and a bunch of Jobbers. It was their EAW 2, but it was My EWA 76. I called it the EWA/EAW Collaboration Show. They were having a match between Disruptor and Splooge, when all of a sudden my music played and I burst out onto the scene. I explained why I left Florida, and why I was back in NY. Basically I missed home and my EWA crew, and I am Chic Hunting. I also started to determine who was EWA and who was EAW. Thus Far, I have: Psycohol, Mr. Ex, Splooge, Disruptor, Suicide, and Keven James, while the EAW has: Vince, Madd E. Rational, Kitty Valentine, and The Black Night. So it seems to me the "Old Dementia" still hates me...so to speak. In my title defense..it was me vs. Suicide, Cletus (Cousin of Keven James and the Black Night) and Sancho. Since it was EAW created it counted as a 3 on 1 Gauntlet match (All 4 in at the same time.) Therefore if I survived I got 3 wins. Which of course I did...I kicked all their asses. I will update the rest of the show...If I feel like it Bitches!!!!
5/22/05-News Update....WMX has Left Florida!!!! That's right, I left that Yankee hating, NY dispising, redneck place. I am now in Ohio, chillin with my family. Will I return to NY? I may possibly show up in June 2005. When I do, EAW look out Fuckers.
5/17/05-Even though Putty Man did come up with a stupid hand written contract to keep the EWA in NY, I kicked his ass and took that shit with me. So The EWA is in Jacksonville. In fact I hung up flyers, to advertise for EWA 76. Also, Ninja/Natas has a surprise for 76. Ground Zero has told me that he will make his return IF the EWA builds a ring. As for the boys in NY, they held their first show called EAW(Eternal Anarchy wrestling). For a complete update check out the info on the PXWEWA page.
4/22/05- Holy Shit what a month. Three shows, and a Divorce awaiting to happen. I am leaving for Florida Thursday, April 28th 2005 if all goes as planned. Ok I am going to update all three shows in this one posting. EWA 73 was known as The Return to the House Show. Since we were at Keven James' Place, we didn't have any music. Anyhow, I opened the show. I announced to the world that Shortcakes had left me. I then ranted that no one was there for the finish of the match between me vs. Psycohol at 72. I was pissed, and then went on to list about 11 people that had ditched this show. Evil Alice then comes out to give me two hand crafted Wolfman X signs. After, I call out Psyco to explain how great our match was. Then he calls out Dr. Evil, and I call out Keven James. I asked KJ if he was gonna move to Florida with me. He said he would, but he can't because he has a wife and kids at home. WRONG ANSWER!!!! I beat him down while Psyco beat down Dr. Evil. THE DOE WERE REFORMED!!!! Now to matches. The first match was Gorilla II easily beating Mr. Splooge. Putty Man comes out to announce that Oneonta-Only rule is no longer in effect since i don't have my house any longer. He then stripped Drixon of his belt and since Face and Max won that cage match from 72, they would of had a match for it. But Max no-showed, so Face was the 2 time EWA World Champion. We then had Fro-Fighter vs. Ninja. This was a good match, with Ninja hittng many of Natas' moves. But, Fro added two unique moves to his arsenal. First he got Ninja up on his shoulder and then ran at top speed to spear him to the ground. Then he finished him off with a fro-Bulldog. Next was a quick battle between Psycohol and Dr. Evil. Psyco ruled much of this match, but in a shocking display, Evil kicked out of his finisher. However, a second one put him to rest. After this match, Keven James and Fro-Fighter were mocking me and my Jobber Belt. So in a 24/7 rules match with KJ as ref, it was WMX vs. Fro. Remember Fro lost that match at 72 "earning" him a jobber match. The match started with me kicking some ass. I hit my X-4, and Six feet under. Fro hit his carrying spear and the Fro-Dog. But in the end it was WMX pinning Fro with a Figure Four. So I thought the Jobber weight belt was his. But Putty ruined my day again. This time he abolished 24/7 rules matches. So again he screwed me and I had to keep that disgraceful belt. The world title was on the line as Face defended against Mr. Ex. See Ex was flirting with Evil Alice, saying how he should be World Champ and not Face, well Putty heard this and declared their match next. The match was the funniest match EVER in the EWA. These guys were a riot. Ex kept being pumbled all about the kiddie playground equipment. The tag team partners traded neckbreakers, with Ex out showing Face. But in a classic ending, they made up, and left with Evil Alice for a Manage A Trois. (Remember she is Vince's Wife.) In the main event it was the DOE vs. The twins: Evil and James. One spot in the match was WMX and KJ doing some high school style wrestling. Now KJ wrestled in High School, but WMX was too busy with chics. But in a surprising turn of events, WMX with his power and weight advantage, whooped KJ with relative ease. Psycohol beat Evil just like he did earlier in the day. In the end, it was DOE pinning Evil with the DOE Demolition Drop, after KJ quit the match because WMX threw COLD water on him.
EWA 74- The show we don't fucking care about just to get it out of the way for EWA 75. As you may have read on the PXWEWA page, this show was true EWA 2000 style. But it was nice to go back to that style for a change. The only ones at this show were the DOE and Jobbers (and a surprise return). The DOE opened the show, and I was shocked that Face had left me a display that had his mask with HIS world title, and my cookie sheets, with MY Jobber Belt. I flew off the handle, and complained that no one was here. This was even smaller than the House show. Putty Man comes out to mock me some more. But I had enough of him. So I stole his hat, and forced him to a jobber match against me, and while I was at it, I forced him to agree that The DOE would book EWA 75 the next day. Because his main event for 74 was Face vs. Splooge???? My sister Cool Jen came out to be the ref for the weekend. Match 1- Mr. Ex whooped Suicide in a classic Neckbreaker match. Ex pulled off about 7 neckbreakers, and declared himself, "The King of the Neckbreaker, Excellence of Execution." (OK BRET). The second match was Psycohol vs Ninja. Again Ninja claimed he was Natas, and did a good job of the moves. But as usual, he can't pull off the win, so Psyco got the win. Then in a weird act of Gayism. Psyco was taking a shower and Putty man snuck in and stole his shirt. It was now my moment, the moment where I would FINALLY get rid of that Jobber Belt. What a match it was. When Putty had his hat, he was a ruthless asskicker. But when he didn't have his hat, he was about as effective as a feather. Anyway I was so kicking his ass, I didn't even notice he was wearing Psycohol's shirt. In the end, It was a Blitzkrieg on a set of tires that allowed me the rid of that shameful belt. However, instead of accepting it gracefully, he abolished the entire belt from the EWA. I could not believe it, the idea that was created in 1999 was ended by a putz. Anyhow, Now it's time for me to get that World title at 75!!!! Next Mr. Splooge came out for his world title shot. But before face came out, The legendary Santos made his return to kick some Chinese Splooge ass. He even threatened to destroy the Ninja ASAP. In the main event, Face, Double choke held Splooge across the yard. They both went to the top of that 8 ft structure. The loser was the one who was thrown off. Of course Splooge fell off following a headbutt. Face then threatened me by daring me to make it to the final so we could fight at 75.
EWA 75- Wrestlecraze 2005- Goodbye NY, Hello Florida. Burning rubber and a speeding Mustang, followed by the Psyco-mobile. Out Ta Get Me plays and we open the show DOE style. WMX accompanied by 2 CHICS-Amanda and new chic Holly. I drink 2 Smirnoff Twisteds and gave the other two to Drakon and MADDOG. I let loose about Shortcakes and Justin. We call out Dementia and ask them to join us in Florida. Vince says no, and they gets an asskicking. Same goes for Drixon Webb. Bottom line...don't FUCK with the DOE. This was the biggest Wrestlecraze ever!!!! For the tag belts it was going to be The DOE vs. the remaining three members of Psyco-Dementia (MAX, Vince, Dr. Evil). We had a bunch of qualifying matches winners got to go to the World belt Battle Royal, losers went to the IC Battle royal. Winner of The World Battle Royal gets Face in the Main Event. Winner of the IC Royal is automatically IC champ. Cool Jen comes out to Ref looking cool as shit like WMX. First match was Salon Boy going back and forth with Psychotron, but winning to advance. Next was 88 vs. Gen Inco. Our Music kept fucking up so the DOE had to sing Jingle bells to make this match work. But after we were done singing 88 did not dominate like usual. In fact INCO beat him bad, and sent him out for the rest of the show. Third was Drixon whooping Suicide. Simple and easy for Drixon. Next was Keven James almost breaking Splooge's Neck in less than a minute. The next match was very vicious. It was Disruptor vs. Ninja. Ninja again Natas-like began to beat on Diss. Diss-Daddy took over, but for some reason Ninja flipped out and attack Disruptor (WMX-style), but Diss came to his wits and won the match. Then Santos came out to easily pin The Ninja to make his promise come alive. Next was a huge upset. Mr. Ex still proud of his role in the Manage A Trois, was living it up, until his opponent Vince destroyed him for an easy win. Then in the last Qualifying match Max beat Gorilla II. Next was the IC Tourney. It was gonna be 1 on 1. But due to time, we had the first ever men on the sidelines 3-way dance where men were tagged in and out. The losers were in the match, but 88 and Splooge. (Both men were injured) Keven James was in it and Psycohol was too cuz he booked himself in it. First fall would declare the match. We had Ex, Ninja, Suicide, Psychotron, and Gorilla II as the losers. All men fought their hearts out, but in the end, it was Psycohol pinning Keven James to be the first ever 3-Time IC champ. Next, The DOE were going for the belts as we fought the Demntia trio. It was back and forth. A lot of breaking up pins and shit. Lots of kicking and big boots. I even gave Vince a 6 Feet Under. But in the End we set Max up for the DOE Demolition Drop, and then Drixon came out to attack all 5 of us to cause a no-contest. Oh well, it was Battle Royal time. Hell even my NWF valet and GZ's EWA 1 valet Alicia came back to partake and support me. The first two men out were Gen Inco and Max. We had always tried to book these two in tag team matches, and something came up where it couldn't happen. Then the time Max went in the bathroom and General came out. (During the huge Splooge Gauntlet) There similar styles, and kicks. Well these all came explained. Because Inco comes out and we hear both men's music playing AT THE SAME TIME!!!! Then Gen. INCO tore his mask off to reveal himself to be.....MAX DELIRIUM!!!! Thats true folks, these two men are the same guy. Thats why we could never have all members of the DOX and Psyco-Dementia out there at the same time. Anyways General Max kicked his own ass. I could not see my dream of becoming 8-time EWA World Champ be destroyed by this madman. So I enlisted Santos to take care of business. Now we could restart. Here were the rules. All men had to be entered before anyone could be eliminated. First out was Disruptor and Salon Boy. Then KJ, and WMX. Then Psycohol, and XXX and Teddy Girl make a surprise and enter the match. Then Drixon and Vince come in. So now the action begins. I quickly disposed of the two kids. Drixon taps out to Keven James, I eliminate Salon Boy. Psycohol leaves the match for a date with that Billy Idol Chic. I eliminate Keven James, and Vince is gone by Disruptor. So now its me vs. Diss AGAIN. Anyway I was not in a mood for a long encounter. After he sat in a chair and fell out, cuz he broke it. I picked his ass up and gave him the hugest X-4 ever seen. 1-2-3, WMX vs. Face is next. Face first became perverted with Alicia and Drakon's Woman Jenna. But WMX came out and explained to the world their story about those "Bitches From the Bronx" Well that was my mistake cuz he kicked my ass for the the first half. But I changed it with a huge monitor throw 8 ft from the air. Then I got his ass over my shoulder and gave him the hugest back drop slam ever. 8 Ft off a ladder into boxes below. Then Drakon and Drixon come out to kick Face's ass. Drakon for what Face tried to do to Jenna. And Drixon for being stripped of the world belt. Then it was my Final 4. Face's mask flew off and I threw it away. and then 1....2....3....WMX is YOUR EWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION for the 8th time. Vince then took revenge against Face for his part of that 3-some with Evil Alice. Post match...we ALL celebrated and partied with beer I drank a sip from everyone's beer. I held the belt high and celebrated with the EWA superstars. This was the last EWA show in NY for a long time. Florida here I come next week.
3/16/05- It goes like this....right from the mouth of WMX. It is true that Heather and I have broken up. It is true that she left me for another dude. Therefore, I am gonna take care of business in NY, take a week to go to Florida...and come back to move out of house.
2/24/05- Three days ago Psycohol and I were left for dead. All I gotta say is that Fro-Fighter will be feeling my wrath, and DOX and Psyco-Dementia, "Where the Fuck were you?" EWA 72, Clash in the Cage 2 on Feb 21, 2005 in my opinion had the best match EVER. But before we go there, we gotta step back to a week prior. Ok I thought I was done killing people, but after the whole Tyrone incident and Putty Man ripping me off, I had to show Everyone who the fuck I am. Facing Execution had this plan to make Frank and Wolf go up to my EWA Trailor and fight to their death. After hearing death, I became enraged and thought, "No one dies in the EWA without me doing it!!!!" Anyway, I bring Drixon up there with me. We allow the two monsters to fight. They went back and forth, going all over my property. The finale is what is shocking. Frankenstein was climbing a ladder? Anyhow, Wolf pushed the ladder onto Frank. The ladder smashed Frank's skull in. I then go toward the trailor door, but slip and bust my nose open. WMX is all bloody, and enranged. I grab my .22 rifle and shoot both of them fuckers dead. (silver bullet and all). We bury them and leave. Then Facing Ex finally get there 3 hours later because they walked the 10 miles, but missed everything...HAHAHAH. Then the show opens, I have a huge flaming baseball bat, burning myself. I then say This is the real WMX, Blood, Fire, Death and Destruction. All of a sudden a certain female in the back decides to piss me off by saying, "WMX has PMS" The joke didn't piss me off, but BEING RUDELY INTERUPTED is what did. No one fucks with me during one of my openings. So I left, threw my bat and hat, calmed down and came back. Now I was pissed. I talked about eating that Bloody Pussy, getting my red wings, and all sorts of gross shit. I then dissed my whole Tyrone stint from 71, and began to say how the jobber title is no longer valid. I have been undefeated since It has been given to me. But Putty comes out, and says, "you either wear that belt, or leave the EWA." So I am forced to wear it. I call out Psycohol and tell him its time to out do ourselves, from our 2001 lair match. We set up a five fall, five location monster fight. The locations: EWA arena, McDonald's Park, Weiler Park, PXW Arena, EWA Trailor. Now we are brought to the first match, Ninja vs. Gorilla II. Ninja comes out and does his Natas pose. Says he's always been surrounded by girls, I.E. Shortcakes and Blondie. (Natas never had Shortcakes before me, but Blondie was with me before Natas...so Ninja is a little fucked with his Natas rendition.) So he brings out his new valet Amanda. Nothing special in this match. Ninja dominates and wins via stunner. Second match, Kitty Valentine vs. Splooge. Right before she came out, Psyco-Dementia welcomed her into the group. During the match, Face was lingering around and watching from a distance. This match brought more moves from kitty, like the twist of "faete", shortarmed clothesline, and a ballgrabbing bodyslam. She won via knockout. She couldn't even celebrate because Face came out. But she took over the moment by flirting a little, telling Face a little something may happen later in the day. He went right onto shovelling an area for them to hide away. Next match was Facing Ex vs. Dementia. This match was pretty good. Facing Ex was not really into it, because they were too busy impressing Kitty. They even botched a double team attack which ended their chance to regain the belts. After the match, Face was ready for some nookie, but it was not gonna happen. Kitty tricked him to close his eyes and wait for a surprise. But his surprise was not good. It was an asskicking by P-Dementia. The next match was an EWA original. 5 men (one loser, 4 winners, one champ.) Ok this was a 5-man battle where the man who pins his opponent would be world champion, that loser would face me at the next show possible, for my jobber belt. The other three....get W's in their books. The match started with DOXer's going at it Drixon and Inco. I was commentating begging them not to fight, but they were bashing each other tooth and nail. Salon Boy (Wigger version)gets tagged in and takes a huge "bossman slam" from Webb. Psycohol battles with everyone a little. Frofighter fights with the other new comer Salon Boy. There were so many combinations of battles...all going for the world belt...trying not to be the one to lose. In the end, it was champ Drixon pinning Frofighter via "dominator" The next match was at weiler park in the cage. This was the second time in EWA history that we had a cage match. The first being Summer 1998. I think that this should be a yearly February tradition "clash in the cage" The first cage had 10 men this one had 7 people. Vince, Max, Kitty, Fro, Salon Boy, Face, and Mr. Ex. The winner like last time gets a title shot. It was pure mayhem, factions stuck together, and in the end it was Max and Fro climbing up to see who was quicker, but Face smacked Fro down and flew out the door, creating a tie with Max. So we had two winners, and now we gotta see how it will turn out title wise. Face hungry for revenge, saw Kitty clubbed her a few times, gave her the Tuck Piledriver, and powerbomb against the cage. As he was choking her, WMX came out to make the save. Kitty was astonished but thankful, but Dementia was not taking to my kind gesture. I saved her from this monster, because I know Face and what he is capable of. He turns into a sick monster when a girl screws him over. And Kitty screwed him over. In time, Face's entire story will be embleshed upon the EWA. We head back to the arena. Psycohol comes out, I come out big boot through some wood pieces. We need a ref tho, We hear this new music, and it's DRAKON. I continue my asskicking. Head into one chair, Irish whip into another, piledriver into the third. I take my Leather off, and then take a vandaminator into two chairs. Psycohol gives me a nice Theze press off the porch, and a backflipping blockbuster. I relatiate with a german missile off the porch. We then head to the 15ft structure. This is the same thing we used to kill the Gorilla I. I go up Psycohol goes up. I grab his throat and throw him off. He slipped and dove into the boxes below like a dead fish looking for a grave. As he got up, Drixon moved him over into position for me. I leaped off and nailed Psyco with my 1 armed ax handle. I then go up the 7-8 ft structure and Psycohol follows. We fight a little, but I give him my X-bomb (reverse chokeslam) off the thing into boxes below. I relax a little, and he comes up for more. I go for a gorilla press, but he slips off and pushed me off the structure. I flew down, and then took a crossbody, and a Psyco flip onto the chair. The new chair got bent, and Psyco went for another flip and pinned me for the first fall. The second fall was at the park across from Mickey D's. We fought a little, with him taking a tree of woe from the swinging bar. I gave him a kick while I was swinging, but then dove through the chains to clothesline me off. He smashed the see-saw into my face, and then we went to the tall slide. He gave me a pancake off the slide. He was going for a second move, but I caught him for the powerbomb. I climbed to the top, and gave him a double ax handle. Then I rolled him up with a small package to take the fall. We then went to Weiler Park for the third fall, but before he got there, I saw Dr. Evil looking to fight in the cage. He missed the whole match, but his time was just perfect. I took the opportunity to have a 24/7 match to make him tap to the Wolfman Leghold. It was done I lost my Jobber belt. But, Putty from behind the camera said the belt cannot change hands in Norwich. It has to be in Oneonta. So far, Can't be inside, can't be a girl, and can't be outside of Oneonta. Anyway, after I swore so loud a couple left the park to probably call the Fuzz, I saw Dr. Evil still lurking. I was about to beat his ass again, but it was Psycohol under the cape. We fought a little, I gave him a sick Fisherman DDT onto the table, and I was going for the Wolfbomb off the table, since my bleachers were moved, but he slipped it and pushed me off the table and hit me with a moonsault for the pin. He then put me into Drake's truck and I arrived at PXW Arena. I ran after he but he grabbed a hockey stick so I ran away from him. But he still hit me with it. He went for a backflip kick but I ducked it for a lariet. I chokeslammed him into a snow pile and then went for a second, but he countered it by trying a Diamond Cutter, but I countered it by trying a chokeslam, but he countered it by trying a sunset flip, but I finished it with the X-bomb (reverse chokeslam). He gives me a twisting plancha, but I end it all at the RR tracks with my Full nelson pin. I put him into his own trunk and drive 10 miles to the EWA Trailor. When we got there, Psyco had enough rest to smash be with tthe trunk and choke me with jumper cables. But I got the reversal and debuted some new moves. I started off with a Death Valley Driver, then a F-5, which I will call my X-4, and then my move called six feet under. (actually it is the same move that Little Psycho debuted in the barn...that swinging sideslam). We then go to the back of the trailor and fight where the fridge and ladder is. After seeing Frankenstein get fucked up with the ladder, I wanted to fuck Psycohol up with it. But he flew off the fridge and pushed me and the ladder onto it. Ouch...my fucking leg. We then go to the car. Piledrivers, spalshes, German Suplex, Tornado DDT, Chokeslam, and Blitzkrieg. Psycohol is laid out. I then bring the ladder to the area, but get a flipping lariet out of the blue. Then Psycohol kicks my ass on top of MY old barn. He then climbs the ladder on top of the old house. In the greatest move in EWA HISTORY I climb that ladder to the top, slap Psyco in the face, and give him the hugest superplex ever. Unfortunately, we both were laid dead...with Fro-Fighter running away scared. Show's Over!!!!
2/19/05- All I gotta say is EWA 72 in two days, and no more zombie fuckers in the EWA!!!!
1/18/05- EWA 71 All Bruised and Battered was a show that we all were proud of. Since it was Martin Luther King Jr. Day, The DOX (General Inco, Keven James and.....TYRONE THE GANGSTA) opened the show. Thats right I used the gimmick I haven't used or thought of in almost 7 years. We came out to Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot and even had Evil Alice and Amanda shakes their asses for us. Ok Psyco-Dementia comes out and we announce the match Putty set up for the World Belt. 3 on 3 Psycohol, Vince, Max vs. WMX, Keven James, and Drixon. (In a side note Drixon could not make this show and Disruptor took his place in the main event). The rule was...if one member of P-D pinned one member of DOX that person became new world champ. We get to our first match...Dementia vs. Suicide and Psychotron. The tag team champions were very dominant and successfully retained their belts. The second match pitted Disruptor vs. 88. During the song, Dis was kicking ass with his patented moves. After the song was finished, 88 began to take control. BUT....out of nowhere we hear NATAS' music Rock is Dead by Manson. Here walks out the Ninja, totally thinking that he is actually The Extreme Icon. He did a perfect rendition of Natas' entrance and everything. He then superkicked the Disruptor and stunned 88, causing the No-contest. Ninja/Natas pulling a prank, ripped off my(WMX) voice. But then The real Ninja voice came back still thinking he is Natas challenged Psycohol and an EWA new superstar to a 3 way dance. The beast that came out was Gorilla II. Ninja/Natas hit many of Natas' moves but did not win the match because Psycohol easily stunned Ninja and beat Gorilla II. Next on the list was two matches for Mr. Splooge. Both of these matches were against newcomers. The first being Fro-Fighter. He is a white man with a big orange Fro. Anyway it was a one man ass kicking contest where Fro beat Splooge following two Oklahoma Powerslams. The second newcomer was a Michael Jackson lover from Neverland Ranch coming out to Beat It named Salon Boy. He was wearing these Purple tights...looking very gay. But he knew so many moves it was unbelievable. He threw probably 10 moves in a row, before he finished Splooge off with a Modified Tombstone. Next we cut to a scene where I was playing pool with Amanda. The stips were as followed: If I won she had to fight me, but if she won, I had to roller skate. Since we did not tape the whole game, we only taped the ending where I only had my 8-ball left. I won easily, thus allowing the next match. In the Kitchen, I ask Amanda for a hug, but tricked her into a pinning predicament, where Salon boy was waiting to make the pin. I won, and I thought I was done with the jobber belt. But NO Putty Man coems up with this rule, "You can not get rid of the Jobber belt inside a house, it must happen in the yard." I was so pissed, but hey what could I do? I cried and bawled like a big Fucking Baby. So I needed to clear my throat, I drink some water. All of a sudden I see Evil Alice. She has with her this chic from Hollywood California. Kitty Valentine came all the way from Hollywood to see me. All she wanted was the autograph of a God, The Extreme God that is...Wolfman X. Ok I start to tell her my accomplishments, and she seems like yah duh, I'm a huge fan no need to tell me. I ask her if she would like a shot at my belt..."The I am Awesome belt" She is like yah sure, and I am thinking plan is about complete. The next match was Facing Ex vs. DOX members Keven James and Gen Inco. Even though we taped the intro 3 times, it never taped due to a fucking problem with the tape. Anyway the match was a Texas Tornado match, where there was no needs for tags. Face mostly battled with Inco, while Keven beat on Mr. EX. However it was the endin gthat made this match memorable. At exactly the same time, Face pinned General, while Keven pinned Mr. Ex. Disruptor being the referee did not know what to do other then call a draw. After the match, Face was out there pissed off, but Kitty Valentine came out ready to fight WMX (Tyrone). Face being the sick pervert that he is was checking her out and talking about his big "Face Snake" That must of turned Kitty on or just amused her because she asked him for a goodluck Kiss. He agreed, but due to him wearing a mask realized that he cannot kiss chics and then went bollistic. After that Suicide came out wanting a match against Kitty for a warmup for her. She kicked him in the chin. Then he went for a bodyslam but fell back and she pinned him. Kitty just won her first match in the EWA. Next was Mr. Ex vs. Fro-Fighter. This was a back and forth battle, a classic veteran vs. Rookie match, and in the end it was the rookie on the losing end of the 1-2-3. It was time for Kitty vs. WMX(Tyrone) I thought that this would be a pushover match just like the one I had with Amanda. But was I ever wrong!!!! We started with a handshake, then she got me into a hammerlock, then grabbed my ankles for the fall on my face. I got up and was kicked in the balls, and given a sweet DDT. I became kind of surprised, but she made a mistake by throwing a punch at me. I blocked it and gave her a bodyslam. Then a splash, and the victory. After the match Putty Man fucked me over again by saying, "The jobber weight title cannot be won by females anymore." Kitty hearing that it was a loser belt and realized that I tricked her became pissed and kicked me in the face and walked off. Now it was main event time. WMX(Tyrone) and Keven James and The Disruptor vs. Max, Vince, and Psycohol. This was a long battle. Even though Drixon was not there, his belt was still on the line. So The DOX/Disruptor combo had to win for Drixon to keep his belt. Some highlights...Vince and Disruptor brawling, WMX giving Max the cliffhanger and 1979. Psycohol giving WMX the pancake drop. WMX lifting vince for a bodyslam and brainbuster. WMX giving Psycohol 2 powerbombs, 1 onto a chair wedged between the 2 picnic tables and one off the table into a box. Vince chokeslamming Keven off the table, and WMX brainbustering Max off the table into a box. Those last two moves happened simultaneously. Psycohol was laid out from the two powerbombs. Keven and Max were the two legal men. I physically dragged Keven's arm onto Max for Kitty to make the 1-2-3. We had won and saved Drixon's title. After the match, I held Disruptor and allowed Evil Alice and Kitty to beat on the Big Diss Daddy, then I gave him the Final Solution. So how will Psyco-Dementia feel that their girls (especially Kitty)are Wolfman X fans????
1/4/05- I just gotten word that The Ninja has been released from the hospital. I called him up to make sure he wouldn't try to sue me or Drixon, and the man I talked to is definitely NOT the Ninja we have all laughed at for six years. This man is a bit more HELLatious, and ICONic.....
12/31/04-EWA 70 Day of Destruction 3!!!! Man this show was the best in a while. It was the last day of the year, and 50 degrees and no snow...which meant MUD GALLORE. Since it was Day of Destruction all matches had a stipulation. We had a bunch of new ones too! Ok The DOX open the show. It was WMX, Keven, And Gen Inco. Dr. Evil was missing? Talking about missing, I get a call from Shortcakes saying she was called into work, so we have no ref. I became Irate and destoyed my cell phone. Oh shit $200 bucks down the drain. Anyway, I introduce our newest member Drixon Webb. (not yet arrived). We walk off, and I take a ride in a GARBAGE TRUCK. Psyco-Dementia comes out to debut their newest member also. I was Robbed, they stole Dr. Evil right from me. So we are now 4 and 4. They leave and I come back out to call out Putty Man. I ask for a title shot against Psycohol for the main event. Putty gave me the fucking runaround, but did say we are having a no-weapons 4 way dance for the belt. Psycohol vs. WMX vs. Max, Vs. Drixon!!!! Wow what a lineup. This led us to our first match, in a 24/7 rules match, Gorilla II came out and attacked Putty, with WMX as the ref. New Jobber Champ Putty Man. The next match was a tag team tree match. The Champions Frankenstein and The Wolfman vs. Dementia. This match was a one sided asskicking contest for the most part. The Monsters just were destroying the humans, until they started to fight each other. As usual the Monsters began to attack each other. At first this puzzled Dementia, but eventually they took the opportunity to grab the belts and became the new EWA Tag-Team Champions. The third match was a 3 stages of Hell match between the feuding Dr. Evil and Face. The first fall was an "I Quit" match. Face hurried and placed Evil in a Boston Crab and in a shocking quick fall it was over Evil quit. The second fall was the EWA strap match. The object was to smash their opponent's head against the tree 3 times. It was close back and forth, but Face tired out and allowed himself to be hit 3 times. The final fall was rather a joke, the first man to DDT their opponent. The reasoning for this fall, because at EWA 69, we saw about 69 DDT's. So why not make a stipulation out of it? The match would have been won by Face, but Gen Inco came in to smash a chair against DOX traitor Dr. Evil. However, Evil moved, and Face was smashed with the chair, which allowed Evil the DDT and the win. The next match was an EWA first, the classic blindfold match. It pitted Gen Inco vs. Mr. Splooge. I was the special ref and tried to help General out as best as I could with his vision problems. These men fell in the mud, crashed into the house and various trees, and General even hit me as he took a wild swing. But in the end, it was Splooge pinning a barrel thinking he has won, making lots of noise, which allowed Gen Inco the easy win. The next match was the EWA's own TKO match. It pitted newcomer 88 vs. Suicide. 88 has added his own stipulation to ALL of his matches. A song is played and he will not take any offense other than 3 hits during the playing of the song, but after it is done, if he is not beat, he turns into a lethal weapon. So in this match the song was Cowboys From Hell dedicated to Dimebag from Pantera and Damage Plan. Long story short...88 beat suicide after the song was over with the chest thrust punch. The next match was a beauty. The 4-way non-weapons match. After watching the match it looked more like a texas tornado tag match. WMX and Drixon stayed together as did Psycohol and Max. We saw a lot of suplexes from the big men, and high flying from the little men. Any one of these great athletes could have taken the win, but Psycohol grabbed a weight and smashed both WMX and Drixon with it. He pinned Drixon for another CHEAP win. Afterwards I was Steaming, so I went to Putty Man complaining about the results. Putty agreed, but said Decisions are final and Psyco was still the winner. I then yelled at him about last show's rumble how I was the winner. He then pissed me off by saying that the man that got hit with the weight would be fighting Psycohol. But he was talking Drixon and not WMX. He then GAVE ME the JOBBER BELT since I wanted a belt so bad. So WMX is your new Jobber Champion!!!! The next match was a first ever EWA ladder match. Keven James vs. Vince for the IC belt. In an EWA ladder match, the ladder is the ONLY weapon allowed, and the match is won with a pin, submission, or DQ. In a back and forth match, it was Keven winning the IC belt following a jaw breaker. The next match was a Wolfman Lair match. I thought I could get rid of that Jobber belt, but Putty said it is not on the line. Anyway, in the most brutal match of 2004, me and Mr. Ex beat the living shit out of each other. I gave him a gorilla press of the table, along with a Japanese arm drag off the table. He gave me his neck breaker finisher off the table. We both gave each other pile drivers onto a VCR. But the most brutal moment was when he gave me an EX-factor variation shoulder first onto the VCR. My arm bled the rest of the match, and now it is bruised and scabbed. The end of the match saw WMX counter the Shake Rattle and Roll, and deliver the Final Solution. I then begged him to smash me in the head with the VCR, but I big booted it into his face. Then Chokeslam, and a Blitzkrieg onto 2 barrels, 2 chairs, and 1 ladder. 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10 WMX has beaten MR. Ex once again. The main event was Drixon vs. Psycohol. This was a finisher's match. Backflip vs. Dominator. These guys always put on a good match and this time was no different. They fought a little bit, and Psycohol was gonna end it early. He hit the senton and was gonna hit his finisher, but I came out and DDT'ed his ass. Drixon then hit a TKO (F-5 style move) and was preparing for the kill. Psycohol even tried to grab his eye blinding spray, but Drixon knocked it away. He picked Psycohol up and threw him down with brute force. He just hit the dominator, and pinned him for the win. For the first time in over 6 years Drixon Webb is Your EWA Heavyweight Champion of the World!!!!
12/9/04- UPDATE...The Ninja is still in the hospital from the tree beating he was given. He will NOT be at EWA 70. But when he does return, there will be a huge difference in The Ninja.
12/4/04- Let me start this off my saying how much I have been ripped off in my quest to become the 8 time EWA World Champion. It all started back at the Extreme Gauntlet. I was the last man, awaiting the surprise opponent. Psycohol was going to announce him, when all of a sudden it was him and BAM!!!! sneak attack from behind 1-2-3. He's champ. A couple of shows later, we have that anarchy rules match, and it is 2-2. I had him beat with the Blitzkrieg, but oh no, he grabbed the belt on the way down and won the match. That was a great match, so I figured I was due a rematch at the barn. But now Putty Man is turning against me. He said a 3 way for the #1 Contender. He added Max and Revan to MY match. I doubled suplexed both and them and pinned them at the same time. But my shoulders were down to, so it was ruled a 3 way pin. Ok at EWA 69, I was figuring I would get my title shot, since that match ended with me in the offensive. But no, Putty had this Extreme Rumble idea. I was cool with that I did win the first rumble. So anyways, I was kicking ass, but Psycohol got me into this fucking move, which I totally powered out of, but I lost my balance and was eliminated. Ok Since the Ninja was in the Hospital and I stole his clothes, I thought "he" would want a shot. I come out as the Ninja and win the rumble. So The Ninja(WMX) should get the title shot right? NO!!!! Fucking Putty Man gave the win to my new Buddy Drixon cuz he really won since I came out twice. So as you will or already have read EWA 69's report, Psycohol beat Drixon. So at EWA 70, I am getting my title shot, cuz I am awesome.
12/4/04 EWA 69 what a show. Thanksgiving Thrashing 3. The show was totally booked, but at the last minute, a bunch of dudes had to no-show so we had to re-book it instantly. This show was full of returns. Here is who no-showed, Max, Vince, General, 88, Revan, Psycho. Here who returned, Disruptor, Suicide, Psychotron, and Drixon Webb. So you could imagine the nightmare the Booker had with this late night change, especially not knowing about Disruptor, suicide or Tron showing up until they did that day. Drixon was planned by me...WMX. Drixon opens the show and introduces me. We decide its time to retard Splooge back into normalsy. The first match was Gorilla II vs. Splooge. It was an assbeating for a win on Splooge's part, and Gorilla II is the new Jobber Champion. In another one-sided assbeating was A pissed off Facing Execution whipping Psychotron and Suicide. Next out of the blue The Disruptor came back claiming he talked to Putty Man saying he is allowed back. So Disruptor challenged two men to a handicapped match. First out was the Ninja, and his partner...Splooge. Usually I would say that Big Daddy Dis had this in the bag, but with Splooge's Sholin Strength, he reversed an osaka street cutter for the 1-2-3. As the Ninja was about to leave Drixon put a sleeping bag over him and walked off. (Part A of the Plan). Putty Man comes out saying that he never talked to Disruptor, and for his lie, he has to face WMX and Drixon in his second handicap match of the night. Disruptor, not liking taking orders stunned Putty andn got ready for the match. We totally taught this mother fucker a lesson. I even dedicated a hard ass bossman slam to the late Big Bossman from WWF. In the end, it was the strength of Drixon's dominator, and the power of my 1979 that finished the diss daddy off. Now it was time for Part B of the plan. I called Splooge out, and took a little ass kicking, but Drixon came out with the Ninja in the bag. We then retared Splooge with the Ninja and ALA SPlooge is back to his goofy, funny self. But then the thought of 187's murder came back to me, so we just smashed The Ninja into the tree a couple of times. (I will give an update at a later time.)Well following that performance, it was DOX member Keven James whooping on Suicide for a quick win. I come out and demand a title shot, since I gave two men a suplex at the last show. But Putty says no, we are having an Extreme Rumble. So the Rumble was up, and the first two out were Mr. Splooge and Keven James! James got the dumb Splooge out just as Face was making his entrance! Suicide soon came in, and then a surprise entry by the Commish, Putty Man! But he was tricked to eliminate himself, when Face threw his priceless hat off the ledge! Others began coming in, from Psychotron to Drixon to the Gorilla to Mr. Execution! Drixon seemed to be outlasting them all! Psychotron already eliminated, pulled Mr. Ex out, foiling his chances of victory! Shortcakes was even pulled out at one point as she was walking by, and quickly eliminated! Soon Wolfman X was in working with Drixon to beat on the Disruptor! Psycohol then came in to surprisingly side with the Disruptor against those two! WMX stumbled off the side with Psyco in his arms, but Psyc managed to stay up on the ledge! So WMX was out! Dr. Evil soon was in too! As Evil worked with Drix to try and get Disruptor out, Psyc delivered a swift Dropkick, eliminating his only possible ally, Dis! Drix and Evil pounded on Psyc then for awhile, before Psyc finally eliminated Evil! It seemed to be down just between Psyco and Drix, when out came... the Ninja?! He was okay from the beating he took in that sleeping bag earlier?! He gave Psyc a Tilt-o-whirl, a Pump Handle Slam?! What was this... this wasn't the Ninja's style, it was someone else's..... Ninja and Drixon beat on Psycohol until finally Drixon tossed Psycohol onto the hood of his car, eliminating him! Now it was Drixon and the Ninja, and it didn't take too long before Ninja pushed Drixon off to win the Rumble!!! It was impossible!!! But then Ninja took off his mask to reveal himself to be Wolfman X!!! It wasn't the Ninja after all!!! I stole his shirt and mask from when we kidnapped him, and pretended to be him! Psyc claimed this victory to be unfair, but I was proud and stood tall and proud at my underhanded victory! But Putty Man, shortly following announced that I did NOT win the match, since I had participated twice, and that was against the rules! Putty declared Drixon Webb the winner, and he would get the title shot! Once again, Putty Man had foiled Wolfman X!!! So the Main Event was Psycohol defending his World Title against the big man, Drixon Webb! This would be quite a mountain to topple even for Psycohol! Drixon basically manhandled Psycohol most of the match with huge Power Moves of the likes the EWA has never seen! Psyc got a few of his moves in too, but Drix was obviously the better man here today! In the end, Drix nailed Psycohol with his finisher, the Dominator! And this Dominator has so much whip on it, you could here Psyc's back break as he was flipped to the ground!!! But Psyc had one more trick up his sleeve! As Drix celebrated what was sure to be his voctory, Psyc crawled slowly to the side and grabbed something! As Drix came in for the kill, Psycohol sprayed him 3 times in the eyes with a bottle of hairspray!!! Drix had been blinded!!! With this underhanded advantage, Psyc climbed the table and delivered a Moonsault to the stunned Drixon and took the cheap pinfall and victory to retain his Title!!! Show over!!!
11/18/04 Holy Shit, WMX has gone back to videogames. I've been playing so much I forgot this report. First of all, no disrespect to farmers, Revan, or Little Psycho, but the barn Sucked!!!! Too cramped, the things we tried to jump off both collapsed (ladder and table with saw). Ok the show starts, Psycho-dementia and DOX without Dr. Evil. I even sported this ugly assed checkerboard style hairdo. We all in a unified front beat the ever-living shit out of the stupid BUSH-CHENEY sign. What the fuck is wrong with America? Bush...$2.11 for gas Clinton $1.35 for gas. Bush...tons of dead Americans, Clinton good tasting Cigar. Bush...recession, Clinton...booming economy. Anyway back to the show, Putty man sets up some matches. A 3-way dance for the #1 contenders spot. This 3 way will have WMX, Max, and Revan. Also in a first ever Box, pole, and light bulb match, Inco will be defending against Vince for the IC belt. The first match was Little Psycho vs. Redneck Willie. That's right Keven became drunk (a week Earlier) and came out as his alter-ego Willie. Keven/Willie is similar to 1998's Maddog/Gaybird alter-ego character. Anyway, Psycho pulled Willie's earring out and got an easy win. Very sloppy match. The next match was set Ninja vs. Gorilla II. They were running around like a bunch of sick circus clowns when we hear this oriental music. Here comes Splooge from the Sholin Temple in China. He was making all this fucked up noises. But he DID kick ass and won the match. Then as he was meditating, Dementia (max and Vince) got their asses kicked by Splooge. The next match was the tag team championship match. Facing Execution vs. Frankenstein and The Wolfman!!!! I gotta tell you, it was pure one-sided. ever since they came back from the dead, they have been ass kicking machines, and now they are tag-team champions. But as usual, They began fighting each other. Next was my open challenge. I was pissed and ready to kick some ass. Open Wolfman Lair. Who accepts? Fucking Mr. Splooge. Last time I beat his ass blue, but here he is again ready to get another asskicking. But it was me who got the ass kicking. Whatever I did would not phase this freak. After all my moves, and my tweaked year 1979(running at ground level.)Hey, I'm a big dude...my aereal don't look to good. he got right up. 3 BLITZKRIEGS...he got right up. Man I did not want to give up my Perfect WM Lair record. I Had no choice...I was wrestling a robotic individual. It was like he was on a mission to kill. So I called out the DOX...and with my buddies, (W/O Willie) we secured my victory. They held Splooge down for the 10. But Splooge got his revenge by beating us back to our Mammas. As we were laying there, here comes this Irish sounding dude named 88. I guess he is the one who has helped Vince and Max escape their stay at Arkham. He issued a challenge to any EWA star. If anyone can beat him, he will be their bodyguard free of charge. Next was a very quick First Blood match. Fresh from his defeat to Frankenstein in the tag match,(Didn't they work together at the last show?) Face was out very pissed off. He wanted to show the world how ruthless he can be to dudes who steal his look. In about 2 minutes, Dr. Evil was bleeding from the face onto the chair. The next match was that cool box, pole, bulb match between vince and Inco. Ok the match was outside the barn, so it had classic EWA feel to it. Anyway the stips had to happen in that order. After going back and forth, each man having 2 stips, It seemed that Inco would win after he smashed a bulb over vince. Then Vince smashed a bulb over Inco and was declared the new IC champ. I guess Putty Man ruled that Inco did not put Vince through a box, but instead put himself through a box on Vince, so it did not count. Anyway, after the match the barn's owner yelled at The EWA stars, for the glass in the yard. I blamed it on Revan and the others on Lil Psycho!!!! I guess they want horses or something. Next was a match back on the mats. Psycohol vs. Lil Psycho. It was back and forth move for move. The match was awesome, but then reality struck in. Psyco was trying to jump off the table, but the piece of shit thing broke as he was climbing up. Out of anger he beat Psycho for the win. The 3 way was next. We saw a lot of double teaming. Quick match. Me and Max double backdrop to Revan, Revan and max suplexed me. In the end, they went for a second suplex, but I countered it for a double suplex to them from me. However, it drained me and hurt them because we had a 3 way pin. So who will be the #1 contender at the next show? We'll see. The main event Psycohol vs. Mr. Ex...These guys went back and forth from the yard to the mats. Psycohol controlled the match with his dedication to Ex to show who the true EWA champ really is. He proved his point because he finished it with his standing moonsault.
10-29-04 The next show is due on 11/11/04 at The barn in Hartwick. We will see if we like the complete change in style. We have always said "no ring to hold us back" We'll see if this barn holds us back.
10-16-04 Last week on the 11th we had EWA 67-Universal Horror show. With a name like that, you'd expect to see people like Frankenstein and The Wolfman...oh Fuck....we did see them!!!!The show starts off with a couple of 24/7 style matches at Keven Jame's place. Face, bitter from months of agony of being eliminated from the Extreme rumble from months ago, decides to invade their home and beat up on XXX. Remember XXX is only a 10 year old boy. Face is a 25 year old Monster. He ripped XXX apart and defeated him with total offense. The next match was Keven laying down for the reluctant Teddy Girl to RECEIVE the Jobber belt. Now at the Arena we hear this voice from some dude named Johnny Apple? We hear the DOX music and out of nowhere comes this shiny assed 2004 red Ford Mustang. Shortcakes is driving it, with WMX in shotgun. In the back seat is Dr. Evil, Keven James, and Gen Inco. We all get out and I announce the show. As the others walk off, I am about to show an inside view of the 'Tang, when Psycohol is sitting in the driver's seat. He wants to paly a little baseball as we did at the last show. He was representing the Cardinals as I was The Yankees. (2 teams in the playoffs) Last show I struck out. Well this time it is my turn to strike him out. The first pitch, BAM he hits it so far the camera could not follow it and it is deemed lost. We then set up our 5 stips for the main event. An Anarchy rules match. The stips were: 1.Tree 2.Printer smashing 3. legdrop off table 4. Superman match through backseat of Psyco's car (In Dedication to Christopher Reeves)and 5.strap match head into tree 3 times. We both walk off. First real match of the show, a bit of revenge for teddy girl. Basically her father (Keven James) destroyed Splooge with an array of submission style moves. The Ninja comes out to celebrate Splooges 5th Jobber championship. He expects a party like we had for splooges 100th loss, but no such luck. Anyway Ninja kept picking on Splooge for being a loser. Splooge had enough and challenged Ninja to a match. Ninja very easily placed Splooge in the barrel and pinned him. All of a sudden, we hear this new music. Out comes this weird Psycosis looking dude named Revan. He starts wrestling the Ninja, and they go back and forth in a nice technical match. Revan hits the table for a sweet elbow and other leaping moves. He wins it with an Angle slam like manuveur. (We later find out that Revan is Revan Wilder from BCW a Staten Island based fed that talked to me a little bit ago on AOL. Next, I came out to give Psycohol his surprise. He had a special tune-up match for his defense against me later. I play the Extreme Screen where I show the Creation of the New Gorilla (Gorilla 2) The match was wicked. The Gorilla 2 is a beast that bites, scratches, climbs, and mangles. He is not human...unlike the original which was a girl. IT even kicked out of the Backflip Moonsault but in the end was quickly pinned by Psyco. Next was a nice "big man" Match between Vince and the Returning Drixon Webb. The match went back and forth. Drixon did hit a nice belly to belly to Vince, and Vince kicked Drixon straight in the face. In the End tho, it was Drixon hitting a legdrop for the pin. Face comes out next to show the extreme screen of him SNIFFING Shortcake's Underwear and telling someone to steal Dr. Evil's mask. The next match was Evil vs. Max. It was short because we hear music from the 1930's and Frankenstein back from the dead attacks both men and steals Evil's mask.(Evil's mask was the reason why Face was in a losing streak. It stole half of his power.) As he was walking out, The Wolfman (not X but the monster) starts fighting Frankenstein. They fight right off camera. This was an EWA first....two dead fucks fighting each other. What next show we gonna have 187 vs. The Gorilla? Ok Psycohol comes out to give me my match. It was a 3 way dance. WMX vs. Drixon vs......Little Psycho? Here this guy comes out also from the BCW and explains how he has a fed in Hartwick NY, and he is here to take over and show us a thing or two. He then invited us to his home turf at the next show. In this match Psyco was expecting Drixon and Psycho to rip me apart. But it was us ripping him apart. (This marked the first match with me vs. Drixon) In the end Psycho felt Drixon's Dominator and my Blitzkrieg for his first loss. The Main event was WMX vs. Psycohol in EWA's second ever Anarchy Rules match. This match was classic, another great battle between two long time legends. There was not much wrestling, but instead random Extreme Brawling. As announced earlier, there were five stips. We both were going for the strap match first. Psycohol kept feeling his head against the tree, but before I had a fall, I missed my Wolfman Legdrop, and he hit me with his scissor kick for his first fall. We went out front and kept going for the Superman match. I almost had it, but with Psyco being littler than me, he slipped over me through the car for his 2nd fall. It was now 2-0, and I needed falls quick. I hurried up and smashed his head for a third time and destroyed the printer over his prone body to make it 2-2. The final fall was the EWA classic tree match. This is the match Psycohol has never lost and WMX has never won. We went back and forth, and I had the upper hand. Final Solution, Boot from Hell, Chokeslam, and Blitzkrieg...new EWA champion? NO!!!!!!! Psycohol grabbed the belt on his way down for his 3rd and winning fall. WMX has been defeated by his own Finisher. I leave, and making his return Mr. EX, he comes out and beats on Psycohol. He wanted revenge for being stripped. Putty Man comes out and declares one last match. Facing Excution vs. General Inco and Little Psycho. Now I did not get this, the guy I beat teaming with my partner? Anyway the match was quick and we saw Psycho's true colors, he is against all of the EWA because he turned against INCO and caused him the loss. So Facing Execution are still your EWA Tagteam Champions. Vince comes out and attacks INCO with a long exploding lightbulb!!!! They then go back and forth with the bulbs, until Vince took one IN THE FACE!!!! The explosion was loud and dangerous. The camera was turned off, and the boys went to see if Vince was still alive. It was turned back on to see Vince's bloody forehead. Show's over.
10-1-04 Yesterday this dude from NYC IM's me on AOL. He is moving to Oneonta on Dec 1st and wants to "join" the EWA. He kept mentioning the bcw? He also said "WE" will be wrestling in a barn in Hartwick. To me this guy seems to want to takeover the EWA. He kept mentioning his belts he is bringing in. Sounds like competition to me.
9/11/04 Unbelievable news!!!! A former EWA female has spoken to Shortcakes after 13 months of Silence. Could this be a shocking return after the Evil EWA 52 wrath I displayed towards this certain best friend?
9-6-04 Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, The EWA proudly presents The Extreme End of summer bash...EWA 66. Psycohol comes out to brag about conning me and winning the world belt. I come out with my own two cents. But first a little game of baseball. WMX at bat...strike 1, strike 2, strike 3. I revealed it to the world. Something I knew all along. Psycohol and Shortcakes NEVER had sex...in fact, he COULDN"T get it up. So then what about Lizzi M' Gizzi? She is the daughter of Keven James and Maggi. How did I prove it? Dr. Evil stole me her birth Cerificate. Psyco leaves and I call out Keven. He had the audacity to shave his head to mock me. He also stole my look from EWA 65 by the sunglasses and tupac bandana look. I challenge his ass to a three stages of Hell match. First fall technical, 2nd-submission, and 3rd-flaming box. OK to the matches. Ninja comes out to introduce his manager Teddy Girl. His opponent is Mr. Splooge. After watching this match, and in fact the last few shows of the Ninja, he lost all of his ability and has gone back to being the Village Idiot. There must be a reason, and I'll be damned I'll find it. Anyway, the match was ruled a no-contest. After a display of Moe vs. Curly, The Ninja had his manager hold splooge. But, he moved and the Ninja knocked her over. Afterwards, he noticed his finger was cut and ran away. While he was gone, Splooge called out a second ref, (Teddy's dad...Keven) and he made the pin against his daughter. She was our new Jobber champion. Next we get another original EWA idea...the TKO match. I have never seen a TKO match on WWE, and when I do I will sue. Anyway, this time it was Face vs. Dr. Evil. These men have fought at the last two shows. The first was a draw, then the second Face won. This time it was again close. But after it was 2-2, Evil trapped Face in the Dragon Sleeper and they both fell at the same time, but since Evil landed a split second later he won. Now here is where we had a huge surprise. Putty Man, came out of nowhere with a phony as hell assed note written with a marker stating that Mr. "Skwires" was handing him the commishionership. We all laughed but accepted this phony fake ass signature from Mr. Skwires. Ok for all you dumb fucks, it is Mr. Squires. Next was a main event caliber match, but done mid-card style because a lot of the wrestlers had to come late. We got WMX vs. Keven James in a 3 stages of Hell match. The overall match was ok. Keven and I put on a good technical match for the first stage. After some arm drags, some roll up pins, and showboating, Keven pinned after he rolled me up after a bodyslam. The second fall was only about 1 minute. It was a submission match, and he tumbled to the full nelson. The third fall was the flaming box match. After some shit, like a sidewalk slam and a suplex, I finished it quick. The flame was roaring, but as usual in the EWA the fire goes out before I got to finish the move. However, for the sake of Jame's life, I was giving the win of the match. Next, Putty Man comes back out, to strip Disruptor of the IC belt and set up a 4 man Tourney. It would be General vs. ninja, and Vince vs. Face. Ok, next was another main event caliber match. For the world belt, Psycohol vs. General Inco. This match had a weird stip. If Psycohol won, everytime General went for a pin in the tourney, he would have to name a WHITE country singer for the pin to count. Ok, with Inco being a ghetto style "black man" that would be so unfair. Anyway, after a back and forth match, Psycohol won it with a psyco-acid drop onto a barrel. So, the tourney was next, General vs. Ninja. Unbelieveably Gen Inco named off white singers like mad, and got the quick pin over the once again jobber Ninja. The next match, was Vince destroying Face. I do not understand how this former world champion is going through such a losing slump. Anyway, in the final it was Inco winning the match to become the new IC champion. So the belt went from one DOX member to another. (But did it?) I had the Disruptor on the phone, and he was told live that he was stripped and KICKED OUT OF THE DOX. We don't need some no-showing man in the Doctors of Xtreme. His replacement...the man I tried to burn alive, the man who shaved me bald, and the man who mocked me...Keven James!!!! Thats right The DOX has both twins, 2 bald men, 2 men with masks, all in 1 four man super unit. Ok, this main event was definitely out of order. We have Mr. Splooge vs. Dementia. A lot of double team moves, and a victory for Dementia.
9-1-04 Shit I forgot to update the last show. I guess I was so pissed off about being ripped off for my 8th world belt, the whole idea of reviewing this shit just slipped my mind. EWA 65-WrestleCraze 2004 Anyway, I open the show on the motorcycle. I do my usual destructive shit, trying to burn myself this time around. I show on the Extreme Screen how Redneck Willie and Maggi Shaved me bald. Evil Alice (Vince's Woman) came out to strut her stuff and I guess look for Vince. But I say, she wanted airtime with the newly Bald Skinhead. I check her out, and decide to walk off. As she is standing around The Ninja comes out, apparantly to announce his new manager, but he gets distracted by Alice, and looks right up her skirt. He was pleased with what he saw, but she wasn't and either was Vince. Vince downbeat The Ninja with a Kendo Stick. What was supposed to happen was we have an extreme Gauntlet, just like we did at EWA 48. The winner gets a title shot against Mr. EX, but Execution somehow pulled his groin and requested 2 to 3 shows off. This forced the Commish to strip Ex of his belt, and award the winner of the night the belt. The EWA also had a surprise, one mystery man had the automatic last pick, and would definitely be in the final. I draw 2 names, Redneck Willie and Psychotron. Willie comes out and says he is sick and tired of being forced to drink to lose matches. He is not a redneck at all, in reality he is a "wigger" So using his real name, we see Keven James. He and I had our words, due to my baldness. He easily defeats Tron to advance. The next man was the Ninja. Ninja was still reeling from the pain from earlier and had his ass handed to him, like the old'n days. Now Keven is 2-0 and his third man is Vince. Vince and Keven fought back and forth a bit. Both men need to learn to sell. But in the end, fatique ended Keven and gave Vince a nice win. Next we have an emotionless Mr. Splooge who was stopped in 5 seconds after a finger to the head. Suicide came out and lost to make Vince 3-0. The Injured Psycohol (from the commentators spot) called his prediction that Vince would win the whole thing. Psycohol would not be competing tonite dur to his bad back. Ok next for Vince was Dr. Evil. These guys fought for about 5 minutes. And after two Dragon sleepers we saw how tough Vince really is. But Evil tapped on another sleeper, and Vince scumbled to the world of sleep. Evil was ready for the next opponent, but he was not ready for Face. Face basically whooped Evil's ass from the get-go. Now we have the Disruptor. He and Face fought for a bit, and Face was bragging that he eliminated Dis Daddy from the EWA 48 Gauntlet, and he would do the same tonight. But to no avail, after two disruption devises and a huge guillotine legdrop off the table Face was out. The only man left was WMX, or so we thought. WMX announced the next victim would be Evil Alice. Disruptor went after her only to be doubled teamed by her and Vince. I come out and show my surprise. Shortcakes is back with me. I told Psycohol while he was too busy laying on his back jerking the meat to Mia Hamm from the olympics, I and Shortcakes started to discover the truth about their "Affair" It will be revealed at the next couple of shows. Me and Dis decide to make our match a Dog Cage match (like a table match, but going through the dog kennel instead.) After some back and forth shit, I piledrove his head through the cage for my win. I was estatic thinking I am the New EWA Heavyweight Champion of the World, but then Psycohol came out to unfortunately remind me of the mystery man. I am thinking, Ok, Ground Zero, Natas, Jevon? But nope, from behind I hear HIS music, thats right Psycohol was the mystery man, and BAM!!!! He hits me with a chair and steals my belt. Thats right folks, an injured Psycohol beat WMX with one chair shot to win the EWA belt.
8-8-04 Again it was 6 days ago when we had an Awesome EWA show. It was EWA 64 Extreme Explosion. The show opened in Extreme Style. Psycohol, Max, and Vince came out to open. They announced that their team is called Psyco-Dementia. All of a sudden, we hear this Motorcycle Revvvving, and unlike the other times, I come out on my bike ready to kick ass. In my opinion this was the best EWA opening Ever. Dr. Evil came out with me. I played my Bat flaming guitar style. I gave those barrels The Final Solution, Big Boot, Chokeslam, and Blitzkrieg to symbolize what was gonna happen to Max later in the show by me. See, I never pinned him yet, and my mind was pissing with the thought 6 years ago GZ beat me. I needed retaliation, and Max was just gonna be my victim. Also, with General Inco, on his date before the show, he was gonna be there for the main event, so I thought that we'd reset that WMX/Inco vs. Psyco/Max match from EWA 62. The opening ended with a 2 on 3 brawl. Match time bitches. In the first match, we had Dr. Evil vs. Redneck Willie. This was the First ever EWA brother vs. Brother match (Twin Brothers I might add). Just in a side note...other EWA Brothers include Drixon and Amazon Man, Maddog and The Buffalo, Kamilian and El Phantasmo. Anyway the match was decent. Willie being sober brought a nice fight to his bro. We even had a Surprise phone call from XXX. In the end, it was Evil who beat Willie via the Evil Dragon Sleeper. Match two, surprisingly a squash match. Face vs. Max, it lasted about 3 minutes, with Max whipping Face and pinning him cleanly. Face complaining of hurt Balls was walking away, then Splooge comes out, saying that he forgot some dudes in that Splooge Gauntlet last show. Face made him tap via the hanging choke. Splooge then went inside looking for someone. He found Psychotron TAKING A SHIT!!!! Tron waved for splooge to let him finish. And then it was Toilet swirlie for Splooge. With the disgusting smell, Splooge Tapped. Suicide was on the front porch taking a nap. Splooge sensing a victory very quietly went over to pin him. But in a shocking turn of events, Suicide rolled over in his sleep and pinned Splooge. Now desperate, Splooge found the only man left, his best buddy the Ninja. Ninja was riding a bicycle and asked Splooge to join him. Ninja felt a "Boner" in his ass, and got very upset and beat Splooge for his 100th Loss. The EWA stars must have anticipated this, because a bunch came out with party favors and beer to celebrate. Ninja started to sing "Happy Birthday" and then when people started to say it wasn't Splooge's B-Day he got upset and dropped him. Then after a quick beating, they danced together doing their world famous backwards and forwards rolls. Next was an outstanding match between WMX and Max. WMX started it out with a Judo throw. Max countered a chokeslam and did some cool kicks and splashes. I hit a very nice 1979 but it sounded like I killed my back as a result. But I, WMX was playing with you fucking idiots. After Max missed his big elbow, I hit my combo.. Solution, boot, Chokeslam, and then I brought Max to the top of the table, set him up for the Blitzkrieg and BAMMMMM, through the top layer of my old video game stand. Then to collapse the bottom I piledrove his head through the wood for the 123!!!! Dr. Evil vs. Psycohol, unfortunately it was Psycohol kicking Evil's ass. The match was quick and with Psycohol's back hurting, I didn't even feel like taping it, so I panned to the sun which was more interesting. In the end tho, Evil got Psyco in the Dragon Sleeper, and I thought psyco would tap, but he did a nice back flip, and hooked Evil into his own finisher. So Psycohol won with the Evil Dragon Sleeper. The Next match was the worst EVER and I mean EVER match in the EWA. (At least Shortcakes vs. Sarah had some comedy.) Facing Execution vs Psychotron and Teddy Girl. It was supposed to be Disruptor, but he no showed again so Teddy took his place. The match-teddy hit Ex in the balls with a broom, and ran away from face to get DQed. Not even worth the time to type it out. Next was Ex, vs. 3 jobbers Ninja, Splooge (Very Girly with rings and orange nail polish) and Willie. Total one sided beat-fest Ex pinned all 3 drunk men for the win. Main Event time-- WMX and Inco vs. Max and Psyco. The two DOX members come out and Inco explained that he had to hide Max in the bathroom last show during the Splooge Gauntlet, thats why Inco came out after Max went in. Psyco comes out and announces that Max was injured by ME...WMX, and Vince is gonna take his place. I am so pissed, both times I try to book this match, and something fucks it up. Something is cursing this match. Anyway to the action. In my opinion, the match was not all that great. Psyco with his injured back did not perform at 100% so he was out of a lot of the match. Highlights, Inco Bodyslamming Vince, DOX monkeyflipping Vince (one after another), Psyco whoopie-cushion me, Me missing Psyco with the Cliffhanger (going through the quickly reconstructed videogame stand.) In the end I had Vince in the Figure-four and Inco pinned him. So WMX had beaten all three members of the Psyco-Dementia in a single show. To top that, I kidnapped Shortcakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7-18-04 Here I sit six days after the last EWA show. The pain is still so real. The Skin is peeling off my forehead. My lips are bloody. And my Head is aching with pain. What we had on the 12th was EWA 63-Mid Summer Madness. (However the show was held in the rain!!!!) It started with Psycohol and Vince introducing Suicide and Redneck Willie. Psycohol announced to combat the DOX those four would be the DOE...DoKtors of Extreme. But it turned out to be a big joke. The two jobbers were beat down I guess to set up for the opening match. But before that two members of the DOX come out, Me and Dr. Evil. I call Psycohol back out, and show the past PXW footage, where he and Delik beat the shit outta me. Me and Psyco then set up for the main event, a finishers match. (The Blitzkrieg vs. Standing moonsault) In the first match, it was Psyco and Vince vs. Suicide and Redneck. This match was pretty decent. Suicide got his ass kicked the entire match, while a sober Redneck actually did some damage on the two opponents. But in the end tho it was Vince pinning Suicide. The second match was somewhat a shock. Putty Man from the PXW was in the back just hanging with EX and Splooge and I call him out for his initiation EWA match. If he could beat me he would be the next EWA superstar. Man I tell you when this guy has his hat on there is nothing you can do to him. Luckily I am a genius and threw his hat to Dr. Evil. Then it was total carnage. I beat this clown freak with my Ankle Breaker. After the match he got his hat back and like a pussy jumped me and beat me down. Well at least this freak is no longer allowed here in The EWA. The next match was the piss break of the card Ninja vs. Teddy Girl. It sucked and the Ninja won after rubbing the little girl's face in the dirt. The next match had two men that both wear hockey masks. Face the Veteran vs. Dr. Evil the Rookie. In the beginning they traded head shots, and neither man felt the effects. Then they started to deliver their patented moves. Evil even had Face in his new Finisher the Evil Dragon Sleeper. He let Face out, and both men climbed the porch, and simultaneously threw each other off the porch. We saw the double 10 count. It was a draw folks. The next match was for both the PXW and EWA heavyweight championship. 3 belt holder Mr. EX (PXW, EWA and EWA tag) vs. Psychotron. This match was quick and chaotic. Ex won it fair and square, but there was one point where Tron had Ex down for the 1-2-3, but Vince the ref failed to see it. Ok Fuckers Main Event time. WMX vs. Psycohol in a finishers match. After the finisher one of must must pin the other. Here we stood for the first time in 3 years one on one. This was our 20th match together (1 on 1, 3 ways and 4 ways) It started off with Psyco kicking my ass. He hit a nice victory roll. But being a finishers match it meant nothing. I took over and beat him up a little, and hit an old school powerbomb. I pinned him 1-2-3. But, he fought it and won, because the Blitzkrieg is a powerbomb off my right shoulder. Psyco took back control. And he really started to work on my sunburned forehead. Metal shot after metal shot. I tried to change the tides by pulling out the chain for the final solution. But he caught the punch and took the chain out of my hands. He proceded to kick my ass with it. At one point he was rubbing it against my forehead TRYING to make me bleed. That didn't work so we fight down the street. I got hit by a car going 1/2 mph and then we fought on the XX tracks. Psyco whipped my head into the rail, but I fought back and gave him a leg drop and ran away. I was running cuz I almost got arrested on those tracks just for walking. So I don't need cops seeing me leaving Psyco for the dead. Back in the yard, I was setting up some boxes for an insane box move. Psyco came back and was whipped up onto the porch ready to take an awesome Sidewalk slam. We go out back where I give soem WMX moves and Psyco gives me moves. He gave me a sweet moonsault off the table. He actually pinned me. But I was standing and not laying so that was not his finisher. We fight some more. Psyco hits me with this backflip frankensteiner which was insane. Later on, he went for a regular Frankensteiner but I caught it into a powerbomb. He kicked out, and I delivered another powerbomb for the pin. But he protested that it was regular and not the Blitzkrieg, so we continued. I even introduce a new move called the X-Bomb. I layed the bench and barrel with the chair lying across, I went for a chokeslam, but with my left hand, grabbed the back of his head and smashed his face into the construction I created. Finally, Psyco hit his finisher but I kicked out. I gave him a spalsh and then The Blitzkrieg for the win. I was so tired, but then Mr. Splooge came out all upset he didn't have a match, so he decided to fight me. He lost, to WMX, Dr. Evil, Little Austin (my Godson), Vince, Redneck, 2 girls, Putty Man, Lizzi M'Gizzi, Max, General Inco, Teddy girl, Psyco, and EX, then Shortcakes and Maggi (Redneck's Wife) in a Handicap match. It was like 16 people in this ultimate Splooge Gauntlet. One cool note, After Splooge lost to Max, he followed him up to the bathroom for a rematch. After pretending he was Psycohol and even Teddy girl, the door opens, BUT MAX did NOT walk out, General INCO did!!!! WHAT, do we have a couple of FAGS here in the EWA? Max in and General Out!!!!!!! Go Figure????
7-3-04 My EWA show for Monday is going to be canceled for 7/5, But On 7/12 we will have a show with or without the full roster. Anyhow, since I was in the wrestling mood, I along with Face, and The Ninja invaded The PXW, #17. For the full update, check out the PXW site. But I demolished the Janitor via Chokeslam. Face wrecked Putty Man, The Ninja walked out of the Splooge Janitor "mime fight" 3 way dance. In the main Event, it was WMX, Mr. Ex and Psyckdelik for the PXW belt. However, Delik laid down for EX, making him a three belt title holder(EWA, PXW world, and EWA tag team)Then Delik and Psyco reformed the Cool Pac, by jumping me after the show.
7-2-04 Check out the New pic on Past wolf Words. Also The EWA 2003-? Shows page has a group Pic from EWA 57. Check that out too.
6-21-04 The First day of Summer, The third EWA show on this date. 2004-EWA 62 Black Summer. Ok, ladies and gentlemen, what we've got here is DOE music? After hearing That classic tune by GNR, I come out with my new buddies, DR. General, DR. Evil, and DR. Dis, that's right The Doctors of Xtreme are in the house. The DOX open the show and plug in this skit of Dr. Evil and myself making another creation, this time to bring down Psycohol. Also, we see the unification of me and The Disruptor. Onto the matches, In a classic spoof of their originals, Ninja and Splooge went at it. This time tho, it wasn't a joke fest, with the exception, of them color commentating their own match. The match was decent, with The Ninja winning via the Savate kick with Splooge in a barrel. Then to make Splooge an even more loser, he brought out 6 year old Lizzie M'Gizzy, and even though Shortcakes didn't make the count, cuz she was dreaming of better days, The boys in the back made it for her so, lets call it another loss for Splooge. The next match was the first encounter between Suicide and Psychotron. These two men are almost identitical in size and appearance. Anyway, after 15 seconds of suicide feeling TRON up, Tron beat his ass with weapons and hooked up the Choking chokeslam for the pin. The next match was 2004's version of ther 4 way jobber match. Now with Mr. Ex, and Face being Former and current world champs, they most dubiously are superstars. This time we get oldies splooge and Ninja, and newbies Redneck Willie and Suicide. Ok, after all 4 men are done driving their imaginary cars and trucks, we see that the Ninja is no longer a jobber by cleaning house and pinning splooge for the second win of the day. The Ninja in time could be our next EWA Champion. Ok, I come out for my match with Redneck. I like this guy, so I don't wanna hurt him. I use my technical skills, and wrap it up with my ankle breaking ankle lock. Ok, next is current DOX member and IC champ going against Face. Remember back in EWA 48, when The Disruptor got his ass whooped? Well this time, it was my DOX buddy fighting long and hard to beat the former World Champ. After, something like 8 legdrops, a disruption ddt off the table, and the Disruption devise, Face was done and out. Then all of a sudden, Teddy girl runs out for her match against the killer. At first Face was still tired and beaten, but after he got pissed, he demolished the little girl. No one may know it, but Face told me back stage, that her mouth was bloody after the encounter. Face hit all of his trademark moves, and finished it off with the face Rack. Next came DOX member General INCO vs. Mr. Ex in a Tree match. The match went back and forth, but Dr. General wasn't in it, because he needed his dick sucked by some ho he met at the bar 2 weeks ago. Unfortunately he had a date with the Chode smoker, and left the match to get SOME. This allowed Ex the easy win. Since, General left, I needed a new partner, so I picked Dr. Evil out for his first match here in the EWA. It was us vs. Psycohol and Max. In a LONG classic bout. we saw everything, from Evil's many suplex variations, to my ass breaking power moves, to the Psycohol going old school and beating my ass senseless, and Max hitting all of his high dives. In the end tho, it was Max pinning me with a forward roll cradle for the win. Now, Psycohol, and Shortcakes had a MAJOR announcement. Back in 1997, when I was with frankie, I did not see Shortcakes at all. What I did not know, was that 14 year old Shortcakes was KNOCKED up by 18 year old Psycohol. Well they split afterwards and me and Shortcakes were all happy N shit, for 6 years until the breakup. Well, that little SIX year old girl that beat Splooge up earlier Lizzie M'Gizzy, is their daughter. That's Fucking right, they had her locked up for 6 years in an orphanage so I wouldn't get mad, (Fucking Pussies) only to get her a month ago and pretend their a happy family. Ok, that made me sick, so hearing classic 1930's Univeral monster movie music was sweetness to my ears. The Creation named FRANKENSTEIN comes out to kick little Daddy's ass. So the monster was destroying Psyco's face in. This was a one sided meat bashing fight. Well, the monster being dead and all, got tired or confused, and started to slow down. Psyco got him into Shortcakes car, and drove him to some mystery yard. the fighting continues, and the two men wreck some kid's playground to the ground. And then the attention turns to this framework of a burnt down shed it looked like. One side of this shed had metal strips along the top and bottom. The Creation whipped psyco into 1 time and was going for a second, but was reversed HARD into the metal, And then another shot, and a Stinger Splash and construction of steel goes down to the ground, and in the end it is Frankenstein's head that is crushed underneith.
6-7-04 Today was EWA 61 Dedicated to the oldies. With a name like that, you would think that we were bringing back some old stars. NOPE!!!! This was a unique show that Psycohol thought up in which all superstars came out to songs from the 50's and 60's. Thus being the oldies. He came out to Surfin' Bird and Shortcakes came out to God Only Knows by the Beach boys. They opened the show by announcing this special day. Then we hear Leader of the Pack and I come out, destroying the screen in which I threw The Wolfman through at the last show. I had two announcements to make. #1-I was going to get to the bottom of this Gorilla mystery. #2- The main event is going to be an EWA Extreme Rumble. Just like the WWE Royal Rumble, 2 men start it out and then the rest of the people follow their order and come out when they FEEL like it. So there is no 1 or 2 minute intervals. To get eliminated, one must be thrown off the ledge. We get to the matches, In a tag team match we get Facing Execution vs. Ninja and Splooge. Face came out to Streets of the Bronx and Ex came to Ballad of a teenage Drama Queen by Johnny Cash. Ninja Came to Tears on my Pillow by Little Anthony and Splooge Rip it Up by Little Richard. As figured, this was a squash match. The ending saw Facing's new finishing manuveur. Face holds the opponent in the air by the double choke hold and Ex clotheslines the dudes head. I come out and hold an open invitation for the second ever TKO match. (The first being in 1999 where Face beat Ex.) We hear There's a moon out tonite and The Disruptor answers my challenge. We lock up and nothing. He goes for a DDT and I push him off, then I go for a body slam, and my back gave out. While I'm pissing with pain, Dis Daddy gives me a spear for # 1. I get a little mad, and give him a shoulder block to tie it up. So we fight more, and it becomes 2-2. Then all of a sudden Psycohol flies out of no where and delivers a sweet cross body to enable The Disruptor the cheap win. So in our first 1 on 1 encounter Disruptor beats WMX!!!! Now Heroin comes out to address me for some reason. She says I have no balls, and then before I can retaliate Splooge goes out and offers a 24/7 match against Heroin. In a lop-sided love affair Heroin cleanly beats Splooge. Then I run out and give Heroin a thunderous clothesline. I drag her away to show her by balls. We hear some shit by the Beastie Boys. Then Gen Inco comes out being escorted by me...WMX. By I take him in the back and give him some Real oldies. Dream Lover by Bobby Darin. His opponent is the returning Vincent Demented. The match went back and forth. Gen. hit some nice 1 legged dropkicks, and Vince hit a devious looking gut wrench powerbomb, and me being the master of the Blitzkrieg powerbomb, knew that my buddy was in pain, ran in for the assist and the win. Next was a quick Jobber match, Suicide coming out to Blue moon vs. Redneck Willie. Suicide being a Retard hit himself in the cock with his chucks, and gave Willie the easy opportunity to deliver a sharpshooter variation called the Redneck Tapper for his first win. Then Teddy Girl (Redneck's Daughter) came out to pin Suicide for her easy win. On a side note, It has been determined, that Suicide's only wins occur when Mr. Splooge has something to do with the match. Our next match was our very first PXW style match-up. Psycohol vs. Psychotron...get it? "Psyco" In a devestating match-up with Vince as the ref, it went back and forth, with TRON even bringing a pistol to the match. This match was not much wrestling but lots of weapons and brutality. Vince even kicked ass throughout the match. In a laughable moment, Psycohol went into his car for his own PXW weapons, and the two men fought in the street. In the end tho, it was Max out of no where to help his partner achieve the win. The next encounter was for the IC belt. It pitted in a re-match from EWA 60, Disruptor vs. Max. A long 20 minute match that was the best 1 on 1 match of the night, We saw the best from each man. Max hit some wonderful 1 legged drop kicks (Didn't we see those already today?) Disruptor hit some insane guillotine legdrops. We can't forget the full moon that Disruptor gave the EWA camera for shits and giggles. In the end, Disruptor after TWO Disruption Devices, the second on a barrel, won his first belt here in the EWA. What a day for Big Daddy Dis. And finally the main event. 18 man Extreme Rumble. In order of entry, there was 1.Ninja, 2.Mr. Splooge, 3.Dr. Evil, 4.Teddy Girl, 5.Psychotron, 6.Shortcakes, 7.Mr. Execution, 8.Face, 9.Heroin, 10.XXX (Teddy Girl's bro), 11.Redneck Willy, 12.Suicide, 13.Wolfman X, 14.General Incoherence, 15.Vincent Demented, 16.Disruptor, 17.Psycohol, and 18.Max Delirium!!!! It was crazy as shit!!!! Here's some highlights and shit... early in the Rumble Dr. Evil eliminated 3 competitors after revealing he was Redneck Willie's twin brother... then Mr. Execution lasted quite a long time while he was in, before being double teamed by General and me... I threw out the most people with 4!!!! Then WMX and Psyco had quite a brawl until Max came in to help out Psyco, We saw a double chokeslam, and a double DDT by WMX. But Max eliminated himself, by attempting Psyco's own Handspring Clothesline and missing me, flying off the ledge himself! The the former DOE fought some more, we saw a kick ass flying headscissors, a sweet as shit suplex, and finally as I caught Psycohol with a Powerslam, the momentum from my yard's slight slope, rolled us down and both over the ledge at the same time!!! Psycohol and WMX had both eliminated each other, thenceforth causing the decision to be counted as a Double Win!!!! Psycohol and Wolfman X were both the winners of the Rumble! I already told the order of entry, well here is the order of elimination!!!!1. Mr. Splooge out by Teddy Girl, 2. Teddy Girl out by Doctor Evil, 3. Ninja out by Psychotron & Dr. Evil, 4. Psychotron out by Dr. Evil and Ninja 5. Dr. Evil out by Face, 6. Shortcakes eliminates herself, 7. Heroin out by Mr. Ex, 8. Face and XXX eliminate each other, 9. Redneck Willy eliminated by Wolfman X, 10. Suicide out by WMX, 11. Vince Demented out by Disruptor, 12. Mr. Execution out by WMX, 13. Disruptor out by WMX, 14. General Incoherence out by Psycohol, 15. Max Delirium accidentally eliminates himself, 16. Wolfman X and Psycohol eliminate each other for the double win!!!!
6-5-04 Happy Birthday NATAS!!!!
6-5-04 Something does not sit well with me. I killed the Gorilla, (the girl that dated Bones in 1998, the girl I was gonna take to the Prom in 1997, the girl's hand that I busted, what does Dr. Evil have to do with all of this?
6-4-04 EWA 61- Monday 6-8-04 Dedicated to the oldies.
5-17-04 Today was EWA 60 Day of Destruction 2004!!!!The show opens with Mr. Execution ranting and raving about how he's world champion and the FORMER DOE were always opening the show. So I come out and try to kick his ass out of my way. But he has a simple question for me. Who is the Fake Ex? I tell him that he as well as the entire world will find out in the main event, MR. EX vs. The fake Mr. EX in a First blood match. The loser...(if EX, has to leave the EWA, or if the Fake EX loses he can not portray that character any longer.) I call out Psycohol, and he brings my wife Shortcakes with him, to throw it in my face. Well we go back and forth showing clips of what led to the breakup of the DOE. Things like the 4 way fiasco, the flying cross body in the 3 way, my playing the music of Jevon and GZ, The German missile in the 4 way that got him pinned, and other shit. All of a sudden Max comes out and the two highflyers double team me to a pulp . This being DOD 2004 every match has to have a specialty ending. So the first match was Psychotron vs. Splooge in a tap out match. In was one sided and lasted about 5 minutes. Following a chokeslam into a chokehold, we saw Splooge tapping to the mighty hands of Psychotron. The second match was a special Savate kick match. It pitted General Inco vs. The Ninja. The match went back and forth Technically until the ninja had control. He went for his Savate kick, but Gen Inco moved and slammed Ninja with his own variation for the win. The next match was a classic encounter pitting the Awesome Max Delirium vs. The the equally Awesome Disruptor. This match was set up due to the fact that these friends broke apart last show. In a match where the IC belt was hanging from a tree, thus making it a tree match for all you dumb fuckers. Again another match that went back and forth. Both men attempting for the belt, however, after Max delivered a "Rocker Dropper" to Big Daddy DIS, he was done, and Max retained his title. In an I Quit tag team championship match, it was Facing Execution vs. Redneck Willie and Suicide. Redneck being a drunk hillbilly got his ass handed to him by face. Suicide felt some patented 1980's WWF moves such as Steamboat's top-rope chop, Snuka's splash, and Macho's Elbow. The match ended with Suicide quitting following a camel clutch under the table. After the match it was the Fake EX attacking the Real EX. Ok, we saw that Psycohol had a new buddy , so I introduce mine, General INCO. I invited him to join me in the first ever Wolfman Lair Handicap match. This great match was against Suicide. Talk about 15 minutes of a one sided ass kicking contest. after legdrops, a spear off the table by me, a sweet kick in the face by Gen, and a nice cliffhanger, among many more moves, it was a double chokeslam off the table that allowed us the 10 count. Now the next match was to prove something to the world. Psycohol and Max wanted to one up us by fighting a better opponent in less time with the same type of match. So in 3 minutes, the high flyers beat the Ninja in the Lair match. However, Unlike Suicide The Ninja had some awesome offense for 15 seconds. The Ninja ducked a double clothesline with a roll, and delivered a perfect double Japanese Arm Drag. But after that it was double splashes, and legdrops, that counted the Ninja out. We hear Electric Funeral By Black Sabbath. And Dr. Evil comes out, and calls me out. He is pissed about Me killing his "Creation" teh Gorilla. Ok, In the show I was too shocked by his next announcement to really think about the Gorilla, but now I think, his Creation? The Gorilla was a girl named Heather Owens. The girl was engaged to marry Bones. But the Doc brings out his newest creation The Wolfman!!!! This creature looks similar to the Character that Lon Chaney Jr. portrayed back in the UNIVERSAL DAYS. So we have Wolfman X vs. The Wolfman. I say its a death match and I destroyed the imposter by smashing him with my boxing equipment. I throw him out my second story window, I take him to the cemetary and kill him with my SILVER chain. Then with the camera turned off, I bury him alive. Main event time. Mr. Ex vs. The Fake Mr. Ex. The match went back and forth. It seems that half the show was evenly matched, but the other half was squash matches. Anyway, The fake Ex was doing moves that looked very similar to another EWA superstar. In Commentary I was leading the Disruptor on, by saying Natas or GZ. But in reality I knew all along who it was. So after the Fake hit a standing moonsault...hint...hint, I ran out and smashed him with the chain. I took off his mask to reveal.....PSYCOHOL as the fake Mr. Ex. Then I bloodied the bitch up, and gave Mr. Execution his sucessful title defense. At the show's end, The Disruptor gave Psycohol some revenge for EWA 59's fake Execution beat down of the 3 way.
5-13-04 EWA 60 is in 4 days, and I feel a DEATH match coming on! I am in THAT type of mood. You know what they say, third time the charm!!!!
5-08-04 First of all today is my 25th Birthday. Second of all I'm spending it alone. Ok this has to be the hardest most emotional report that I have had to write. The last 5 days have been totally heartwrenching. Ok on May 3rd 2004, me and the gang had EWA 59 Back to the Roots. As usual The DOE started the show in style with the usual destruction of nearby weapons. I then started to explain what the roots meant. The EWA is going back to the Roots of 1998. This is where we had these 2 shows where the World belt changed hands. At EWA 8 Day of Destruction, is where I beat Natas, and EWA 15 Wrestlecraze GZ beat me. Therefore, At EWA 60 and every 10 shows after, we will revisit the Day of Destruction. This is where each and every match will have some kind of STIPULATION. Then at EWA 65 and every 10 shows after that we will revisit Wrestlecraze, where we will have some sort of Tourney where the winner gets a World title shot at the end of the show. Also I am going back to my roots, by having my first Wolfman Lair match in 3 years for my 100th career (not EWA yet) match. As yous all know, I had an open challenge for my wolfman Lair match. The ONLY one to answer before the show was Natas, but living in Florida made it an impossibility. Then I get this cell phone call and it was commish squires!!!! 2 seconds later he comes out and disses everything I have worked for in the last year. I leave pissed off. Then I am awaiting my opponent and it is none other than Splooge. I was pissed, I wanted a memorable contest. So I did what I had to do, I destroyed the man with an awesome gorilla press, a series of Wolfman legdrops and cliffhangers. Then I brought back the Table moves. First was a tombstone off the table and then a killer superplex, in which I protected myself with boxes and smashed Splooge through the earth below without thought for human life. Then I pulled out my new chain and wrapped my fist with it and delivered the Final Solution, then finished the mangeek off with The Blitzkrieg thru a chair on 2 barrels. Then we have this 3 way dance. We get The Disruptor, The Ninja, and General Incoherance. It was back and forth until The Mr. Ex look-a-like came out and caused a no-contest. Then Mr. Splooge comes out and the girl from last show that made the DOE sign has a new Mr. Splooge sign. Well Splooge tries to rip it up, but to no avail. The girl is known as Teddy Girl, and after 3 moosecharges and 3 elbows, she demolitioned the weakling, however, he tried to fight back by offering a bodyslam to the little 11 year old girl, but her 70lbs crashed down on him for the 1-2-3. Then Suicide starts laughing which creates a match between them two. It was a pure laugh fest like Laurel and Hardy, or Abbott and Costello, or even Ninja and Splooge back in the day. These two guys missed everything. These two fucks were so funny that the entire announce team were laughing their asses off. At the end tho, it was suicide getting another win over the jobber Champ. Ok now was the match of the show...HAHAHAH YAH RIGHT, Fellow DOE star psycohol vs. that newcomer Redneck Willie!!!! Willie comes out to NO EMOTION, NO electricity, nothing but a HICK BUM. This guy took all the quick 3 minutes and was destroyed by Psycohol. He was so bumbling, that his falls were Bummish. Ok now we see The Disruptor telling Max that his IC belt makes him a target. It is time for the world belt. Mr. EX vs. Max Delirium. Last time folks, Max won with ease, so he could join the ranks of Natas, WMX, and Psycohol, to be the 4th man to hold the IC and WORLD BELTS AT THE SAME TIME. Before the Match, Ex was still wearing that dress. However, the stipulation was over last show. So Commish Squires comes out and calls EX a disgrace to the EWA. I come out and say that EX is dissing me by still wearing that dress. I then tear it off him. The match went back and forth, both men giving it their all, until Disruptor comes out to disrupt the match. He attacks EX with a Beer can, and then gives Max his Disruption devise. He places the limber EX on Max and gets the pinfall and remains the Champion. Then we hear Face's music, and when Shortcakes was about to introduce Psychotron, FACE TOLD HER TO SHUT UP!!!! Face got his voice back and explained why he left the last show. 1.Ninja got a title shot at the last show and not him. 2. He is thrown in a 4 way match. 3. HIS INTRODUCTION was cut short. Anyway the match starts these two men are like identical in strength and finesse. It was Face's experience however that gave him the victory. Main event time, DOE vs. Facing Execution for the Tag team belts. The match begins and I ask EX why he ruined that 3 way earlier, he says it wasn't him. I don't wanna wrestle this crazed man so I tag Psyco. he does some stuff, I take my first ever chokeslam. Damn it hurt, so after Face tries to hurt me more, I run away and tag psyco again. we do our demolition move, I give EX a sidewalk slam off the table into boxes. then It's face and me. I give him a clothesline, forearm, running knee, and nothing. He is not phased. So its time for the moose charge. I run and then BAM!!!! Face pins WMX to win the tag team belts!!!! What you may ask, why did I purposely get myself pinned? Thats was part of my going back to my roots. I went back to the black wife beater with the cutoff blue biker shirt. And I went back to kicking Psycohol's ass. After a final solution and a big boot my life just went to SHIT. I was going for a chokeslam, but Psyco being the legend he is countered with an underhook Frankensteiner. Then kicked my ass with a beautiful moonsault off the table. Then Shortcakes comes out (MY WIFE), and proceeds to give me her Stunner. Then the absolute worst thing happened, her and Psycohol walked off arm in arm!!!! Ok so I am laying there, and Heroin comes out. Does she help her long time friend? Shit no, she smashes my head in the bench and walks off all proud of herself. The show was over.
4-27-04 I have been hearing rumors that a new superstar may debut, known as "Redneck Willie"
4-24-04 I have been thinking, it's time for WMX and the EWA to go back to the roots....the roots of 1998. So therefore, starting in May, The EWA will take place every other Monday when possible. That means we should get at least 2 shows a month. As for my roots, EWA 59 will show my roots!!!!
4-19-04 WMX is issuing an open challenge for a Wolfman Lair match at EWA 59, which will celebrate my 100th Career match!!!!
4-19-04 You know what pisses WMX off? When I have this entire show updated on this page, and I hit "save" and nothing happens. So here goes again....
All of a sudden we hear my music, and this little skinny dude is wearing a jacket that says Wolfman X, he has a hat that says Wolfman X, he has a shirt with the Wolfman X logo, he has the Wolfman bat, he is throwing shit around like I would but...then we hear the old Psycohol music from the Misfits. In comes this huge blonde balding dude, wearing a GNR shirt, and has ripped up pants that say, "DOE", "Psycohol" and "Dr. Ohol" HE comes in moshing and going nuts, then starts crawling around like a fucking gremlin. It is the DOE alright, but for laughs and shits, they switched gimmicks for the show. Thats right we have "Psyco-X" and Wolfohol" Anyways after bragging about killing the Gorilla and shit, we left, and the first match happened to be Mr. Splooge taking on Suicide in a Loserweight Title Match! It wasn't much of a match though, as Suicide quickly missed a Kendo Stick shot on Splooge, hitting himself in the head, and then accidentally falling full-weight on the little guy! Suicide took the 1,2,3 victory, and gave Splooge the Loserweight Title! Next we get this 4-way dance that was set up between Face, Psychotron (the guy in orange with a paintball mask from the last show), a newcomer Vincent Demented, and the return of the KAMILIAN! That's right, Kamilian made his EWA return in about 3 years! Face and Psychotron, two men of similar gimmick went at it, as Kamilian took it to the new guy, Mr. Demented! Then Kammy took it to Face, and amazingly after Face began getting the advantage, he just walked off... nobody knows where he went, but he walked off... anyway, the match kept going until finally Kamilian made Demented tap out to the Ananola Leglock. Then he put him into the Kammy Clutch. Next up was Mr. Execution defending his newly won World Title against the Ninja in a 3-Fall encounter! Ninja scored a quick upset with a well placed Savate Kick. But that sent Ex into a rage! He basically mutilated the Ninja for the 2nd Fall, tieing it up... and then in the 3rd, Ninja did some technical stuff with some cool as shit pins, but eventually received much more brutalization before being pinned by Ex's flipping Neckbreaker! After the match, a Doctor came out to apparently help the Ninja who was in much pain... but then he began attacking the Ninja himself! Ninja couldn't do anything but lay there and take a tremendous beating from Dr. Evil! So Dr. Evil with his surgical mask took it to the Ninja until Mr. Ex came out to clear the yard of the shit, throwing Ninja into the nearby trees! Another match on the card, was General Incoherence vs. the Disruptor! It was a very decent match, both men showing many skills...especially Disruptor's arm twist Disruption Devise. Disruptor hit his Disruption DDT from the picnic table, ending General Inco's chances of winning! Disruptor took his sweet revenge. Next was the Main Event, The Doctors of Extreme vs. Splooge and Ninja! Before the match even started, just after the DOE got out there, they called in these two kids from the sidelines! The kids were apparently big DOE fans, and they had made a poster for the Docs! Wolfman and Psyc seemed flattered, but flattery turned into destruction as I took the poster and ripped it to shreds! Then to add to my fury of hate and vulgar display of evil, I attacked the little boy and dragged him off for a beating! Psycohol hit the 11 year old girl with a hard right to the face! Then Psyco hooked on the Figure Four Leglock as the girl squirmed! The Doctors were pure Evil as always! Attacking girls, gorillas, and now defenseless little kids! The match began, and in a very interesting match, Psyco attempted at all of Wolfman's signature moves, and WMX attempted at Psycohol's! Here was the payoff! Psyco hit a Cliffhanger, a 1979, a Blitzkrieg on Splooge! I hita Twist of Fate, an Acid Drop, a poorassed shitty Handspring CLothesline! In the end, we finished Splooge with the Demolition Drop, Psyc holding him this time as I did the jumping elbow! DOE easily defended our Titles! After that, the show was meant to be over... Psyco along with Wolfman saw Vince Demented talking with Shortcakes, and decided just cuz he's the new guy, he would be the 3rd victim to be killed!!!! We attacked, but he was soon saved by Max Delirium and a large 2x4! Demented and Delirium came back out, and Demented did all the talking, saying that Max wanted to defend his IC Title against both Doctors in a 3-way dance! Me and Psyco said it wasn't worth our time, and refused! So Max went and grabbed Shortcakes, dragging her away screaming! He then tied her up to a chair, as Vince went to tell the Doctors of this! Psyco and me got up there and saw Shortcakes all tied up... me (her husband) could do nothing but laugh and laugh, he didn't care! Psyco somewhat cared for MY WIFE and accepted Max's challenge which totally pissed me off! I didn't wanna do this match! But now because of Psyco, I am forced to! So out in the yard, I sits on my new motorcycle, revving it as Max and Psyc started the match...Max and Psyc were impressive, both showing an array of high-flying skills! Soon though, I was dragged into it by Max who delivered a leaping Clothesline! Then as I holds Max for Psycohol, who leapt off the Table, Max moved, and hit ME with a Frog Crossbody! I was so pissed I began beating on him suddenly! And now WMX and Psyco, as well as Max were all going tooth and nail! Max and me hit Psyco with the DOE finisher, the Demolition Drop! Psyco and me went for a Double Powerbomb, but Max's weight made us fall back into a double whoopie cushion! I hit Psyco with the Tilt-o-whirl and Pump Handle Slams! Psyco hit me with a Tornado DDT! Max got driven hard through a chair and some barrels twice! Max did at least 10 nip-ups! It was insanity! Absolute Bedlam, and an awesome match!!! And in the end, shocking to all, as I went for the second Blitzkrieg to be assisted by Psyco, Vince Demented ran in, cracking me across the back with a kendo stick, as Max grabbed Psyco's head while in powerbomb position, and Diamond Cutted him to the ground! The Max hit a huge lunging Splash on both of them and pinned both of the DOE at the same time in probably one of the biggest upsets ever!!!
2-20-04 Ok, here it goes, The DOE, and Shortcakes were hanging at psyco's joint for the preshow. Shortcakes had to go to school on Clinton/Nixon Day. Anyway, we decided to show some happenings of WMX/DOE in January. First off, WMX beating some bum on the Brooklyn Bridge, then as Psyco commentates...WMX beat up on Napalm's little 2 year old son. Ok, The show starts as The DOE opens the show as usual. We began dissing Bible Thumpers, when Disruptor comes out asking for the title shot, against Face. I then say it should be mine, psyco then says it should be his. We then set up a 3 way dance; winner against the World Champ at the next show. Ok match 1, Heroin vs. The Ninja. This match went back and forth. However, it was so sloppy, that it went totally unappreciated. Heroin needs to train with the Docs before she can get into the Extreme. Ok match Number 2, Suicide vs. Drakon, but Drakon Came out to Chainz's music???? After a botched Chair kick he slammed the chair into Suicide's nutsac. Then we hear this music and all of a sudden NATAS comes out. He is out there and talks about the EWA and how he COULD bash it(First 2 matches, Tag Team Division ETC...), but then he calls out Psycohol. They set up their final match, Since Natas is moving to Florida in a week or so. Tag Team Match Time, Welcome to The Jungle...it's Gorilla Time. As we await her opponent The Doe's music hits, As we are wondering what is going on, We hear this song by Megadeth called Psycotron. This big figure in all orange with a black paintball mask comes out. HE is the Gorilla's partner. After going back and forth, this mysteryman went for his like 10th chokeslam, but psycohol ddt'ed him right out of his mask. I then attacked the man with his mask repeatedly. After that he was easy prey for a DOE victory. Whoa? The gorilla didn't even enter the match!!!! WHOOPS, I then give her a spear, and lay her into a nice freshly made snow pile. In an act of MURDER, psycohol goes up 15 ft and comes down feet first into the Gorilla's Cranium. Now we are talking postmortum, I go up and give the huge dead thing a 15 ft splash, followed by psyco's splash and then a WMX knee to the face 15ft style. To add insult to DEATH, The DOE hit the Gorilla with the baseball bat all among the face and crotch. The next match was a total surprise. A fellow friend of the DOE from our movie productions, Santos came out to celebrate his years in the business. Splooge then comes out to congratulate his hero, but Santos in his first EWA match totally humiliated splooge for his first victory. Natas vs Psycohol. Great match back and forth, blood sweat and tears, ice, snow, and cold, after all of the elements, it was a nice 6 ft splash that pinned Natas after a failed Stunner attempt. World title- Face, vs. Ex, vs. Drixon Webb. After a powerbomb to Ex, after a dominator to Face, and a gorilla press that saw Ex being launched into Face, we have a new Champion, in a match that lasted 2 minutes, Mr. Execution is our new EWA heavyweight Champion of the World! Now we go back to the nite before. The Doe are playing pool, and we hear Jevon's music. He challenges us to a title match. We laugh saying he needs a partner. We hear Ground Zero's music, and I think "that Fucking Ninja," but it was the real deal. SO we have an EWA tag team match DOE vs. Jevon and GZ in.....A game of pool! That's right our belts on the line for a game of pool. However, Suicide comes out, and like an ass, challenges us to a 4 on 1 handicap match. We accept, and Jevon and GZ both pin him with only 1 punch. The DOE beat his ass with patented moves, and psyco finished his set with a flipping Whoopie Cushion. I do my usual ending Boot from Hell, Chokeslam, Blitzkrieg. But then We take it outside. With Suicid eperched over a snowbank. I am on my 11 ft roof. CLIFFHANGER time, I leap off and bite it big time. Face first into the snow, not even touching suicide. I get pissed and go back up. This time I connect with an 11 ft Splash that pinned and crushed blood out of Suicide's nose. Then Psyco goes up to jump down onto the jobber, but Suicide is gone and Jevon and GZ throw Psycohol off the roof. I am there to help my partner. Back to the live show, Main event time. WMX, vs. Psyco vs. Disruptor, BUT Natas comes out to make it a Fatal Four way. This match was just the highlight of the night, this match is the type of main event the EWA needs more of. It's time to revolutionize the EWA to its former self. And this match helped do it. Long 25 minute match. Highlights, psycohol moonsault off table to WMX, WMX, Brainbuster to Natas, Natas Stunning WMX, DOE double Suplex Disruptor, WMX chokeslam Psycohol off 7 ft structure. Disruptor Asaka Street cutter to Psycohol, and then after a Natas Stunner getting the pin. Disruptor was eliminated after an ankle twist from WMX? That left The feud that started it all, WMX and Natas. Instead of fighting they did their patented fist handshake and walked off...giving Natas the glory of leaving to Florida with all due respect from his co-maker of the EWA WMX.
2-6-04 Damn its been awhile. But Since EWA 56 a lot has happened. First, The picture with the dripping blood is my OFFICIAL logo. Anyway EWA 57 is set to happen on Feb 16th. We have some shit we already taped that will show on the Extreme Screen. Natas finally contacted me, and he is set to move to Florida in 3 weeks. Will we see him in the EWA ever again? And I have been thinking, where the Hell is Ninjarette?
12-20-03 EWA 56 happened today at 8 AM. It was an early start, but it was worth it, due to the fact that we have never ever had an EWA December show. So EWA 56 was named thoughtfully "The First Ever December Show." We first saw footage from post 187 funeral arrangments. The DOE and Shortcakes give their last respects. However, they were all done in sarcasm. The show starts, with the Doe dressed up like a bunch of 187's. They picked on him greatly, and they announced the first ever tag team tourney for the tag team belts. Suicide is hungry to defend his Jobber belt, while Psycohol is hungry for food. So in a 24/7 rule match suicide challenged The Extreme God WMX for the jobber belt. I so proudly displayed my new shirt and addition to my jacket. The back of my denim/leather jacket combo says Wolfman X. I almost choked the life out of suicide with the jobber belt. Then I beat him to defeat with my bat. We then saw Max defend his IC belt against the Ninja. It was back and forth, with the Ninja doing Ground Zero's "flippy Pin" However, it was Max who got the win. For the world title, Face defended his belt in the original 4 way jobber dance. After being blinded, he gave his partner Mr. Ex the Faces of Fear Powerbomb. This enabled Splooge and Ninja to pin Mr. Ex. Face then destroyed the other two for the win. Then we saw a shirtless Mr. EX wannabee beat up on poor Splooge. The Start of the Tag Tourney saw a tired Face and Ex vs. Max and Disruptor. The finish saw Disruptor give Face a spear for the pin. The Doe Destroyed Gen Inco and Suicide with an Ankle lock to suicide from WMX. Then we saw a sweet match, it was Ninja and Splooge vs. SHORTCAKES and the returning GORILLA from EWA 1998. Shortcakes handled the entire match. She gave Ninja a DDT, hammerlock, and Figure Four leg lock. She gave Splooge a Fireman's Carry, Headlock takeover, and a belly to belly suplex. Then after a stunner to splooge, 1 to Ninja, and a double to both, she pinned splooge. The two losers were so fortunate, that Shortcakes won, they were allowed to occupy the BYE slot and wrestle Max and Disruptor. The Disruptor finished Splooge by doing some backflip stunner thing. OK now it was DOE vs. Shortcakes and The Gorilla. Poor Shortcakes, her own husband, (ME) destroyed her, and psyco destroyed her also. After fearing for her life, she tagged in the Gorilla, who received the Blitzkrieg. In a shocking term of events, Psyco went to care for Shortcakes, but I yelled at him. Why am I so horrible? It was now time for the main event. DOE vs. Max and Disruptor. back and forth. move after moveIt was the DOE ending it with the Demolition smasher to The Disruptor. They were the first TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!! Before they could celebrate, Disruptor came back and gave the DOE a DDT and Legdrop at the SAME time. The Doe got revenge a while later, by Psyco giving Disruptor a theze press and me giving him a Cliffhanger.
12-7-03 The DOE were talking yesterday, and we both agree, that The EWA is going good, however, there hasn't been any main event quality matches since the resurgence. I mean WMX vs. Disruptor, or Psyco vs. MAX. SO we PROMISE that EWA 56 will indeed see The DOE in main event status!!!!
12-6-03 RIP THE WALL from WCW. Wrestlers are dropping off like flies.
12-6-03 I looked into the whole guestbook thing. The dirty assed sons of bitches. To see more than 10 messages, you have to pay, thats right PAY $10 a year for the former free service. I say FxxK YOU, and your guestbook, is from now on OFF MY PAGE!!!!
12-4-03 Ok, I just got done beating a girl to Hell, my best friend from Staten Island, I with Jevon killed a man. So today I am in Walmart and this 15 year old girl, sees me and is like Whoa it's Wolfman X. She is like WMX is soooooo awesome!!!! So I go, listen girly, You think I am awesome? You are my next victim!!!! Right? what happens next? She introduces me, WOLFMAN X to her mom!!!! Her mom goes "So your THE Wolfman X from the videos my daughter tells me about. Then? she is telling me that she wants in the EWA!!! WHAT WILL MY ANSWER BE? JUST ANOTHER VICTIM!!!!
12-4-03 DAMNIT!!!! another legend has left us. RIP MOONDOG SPOT!!!!
11-29-03 Yesterday was a very eventful day for WMX. First off, we had show 55-Thanksgiving Thrashing II. It was a fine show with the usual talent. The Disruptor opened the show, saying that the DOE were pussies and were afraid to open the show. All of a sudden WMX comes out solo, and kicks all of the weapons all over the ground. He and The Disruptor are face to face until Psycohol comes out acting like a 4-leged creature. Then The Disruptor leaves without incident. The Doe come out and brag about their recent HEEL turn. How everyone hates them for beating up on Heroin. They are so evil for beating up a girl. WMX says that he wants 187 one on one because the annoying rookie pinned WMX last show but did not get the win. Psycohol states he is gonna dedicate his match to his partner WMX. Psycohol is going to run the JOBBER GAUNTLET. The DOE joke how WMX ran it a few times and won it every time, but Natas ran it and lost to Mr. Splooge. Now we cut to Suicide playing with his Cock, and Face pissed as hell for being jobber champion throws the camera man aside and attacks the jobber. Knocks him off the porch and gives him the flying headbutt for the easy pin...note psycohol played referee... WMX come out to ref the gauntlet. (Shortcakes had to work the entire show.) The first jobber was suicide. He got the final solution from WMX and then psycohol disposed of him very easily. Next out was Mr. Splooge, He was bitched like a punk. Now comes out the newest jobber the man that pinned WMX...187..he was getting beat like a woman and psycohol goes to WMX "this is the guy that pinned you?" After, the match WMX had to leave to GO TO THE MOVIES TO watch school of rock. The Ninja comes out to be the final jobber, and The Disruptor comes out to ref the match. This was an awesome match. The Ninja hit a nice leg drag, a small package where the ref was way out of position, and he hit the savate kick. Psycohol dominated the match. He hit the "Jericho roll up" frog splash, a fine flying clothesline, and an awesome flying flip off the porch into the pin. Next we had a very quick paced match with GEn Inco. vs. The Disruptor. We saw a lot of kicks and Spears. In the end we saw Gen Inco pin The Disruptor fair and square. As The Disruptor is laying there getting up, the same man from last week posing as Mr. Ex attacks The Disruptor. We then cut to Wmx relaxing on his porch, and a dress wearing Mr. Ex asks to join WMX in the match vs. 187. So now it will be a 2 pin handicap match. Face vs. Max was a brutal encounter. Max actually had face pinned in the first 4 seconds. However, Disruptor was preoccupied putting Face's shit on the porch. The match saw back and forth action. Face hit his tuck piledriver, Blue thunder bomb, neck hang throw, and an awesome bulldog. While Max kicked Face to Hell, hit a sweet savate kick, a patented vader bomb, a frankensteiner, and almost had the win until Mr. Ex came out after The Disruptor was distracted by Mr. Splooge doing commentary. Mr. Ex hit his piledriver, and his finisher. Face then powerbombed Max into a tree and then down on the ground, calling it the FACES OF FEAR!!!! Face then hit his finisher the flying headbutt for the win. The main event 187 vs. WMX and Mr. Ex This was a total beatdown of 187. WMX hit only 4 moves but they all were BIG!!!! 1. Wolfman legdrop off the 5 ft porch. 2. The cliffhanger off the porch onto 2 metal bins. 3. Wmx's debut of his version the van-terminator, calling it the YEAR 1979!!!! 4. Boot from Hell into the face of 187. In between the moves Ex kicked ass with a PILEDRIVER and his demonic Finisher. Both men pinned 187 for the victory. Psycohol had to leave and WMX was waiting for Jevon to show up. The Titans were shown boxing and all of a sudden WMX gets pissed and needs to kick ass. The Titans went out and KILLED 187, thats right, murdered the mother fucker. They beat him with bats and threw his ass off a cliff. They even beat Suicide in the head with the dead carcass before the fatal throw.
11-23-03 I added all of the roster back up. However, I did not re-do the pics yet. I will do that when I am not so pissed at this damn site.
11-15-03 don't think I have forgotten what you have done to me!!!! Damn site. Anyway, the day after Thanksgiving we are planning a show. However, Shortcakes will not be present, so therefore we will have to hit the refs guest style.
11-8-03 RIP CRASH HOLLY
10-19-03 Lets see, This site stole Half of my Roster information, 9/10ths of my guestbook entries vanished, and I am very pissed off, so maybe when My shit returns, I'll update again, but for now F-YOU!!!!
10-19-03 RIP Stu Hart, and Hawk of LOD
10-8-03 Me and the boys are planning on a Columbus Day show. Come one come all!!!!
9-10-03 Today we had EWA 53 entitled Back on Track. The two champions from the last show Face and Mr. Ex opened the show. They picked on the DOE and how they were beat last show. Face talked about how he was held down by WMX in the last few years. The masked duo challenged the DOE to the first ever tag team match ever in EWA history. The DOE came out and questioned why, psycohol was holding the Jobber championship. The Ninja came out and showed a video of him pinning Psyco that morning as he was sleeping for the belt. He then got an ass whooping from the DOE. However, making his EWA debut was the NEPHEW of CRUSH...MAX DELIRIUM. He embarrassed the DOE by clotheslining Psyco and giving WMX a Frankensteiner. The DOE did accept that challenge by the way. The first scheduled match was Ninja beating Suicide rather easily via the Savate kick. The second match was the return of the Disruptor teaming with Max vs. Mr. Splooge in a handicapped match. Of course the duo beat the guy with DOWN. Disruptor then proceeded to say great things about Max, until he was pummeled by the DOE. In the main event, The DOE burned the champs right to hell. To Eliminate Face, WMX powerbombed Psycohol right onto his lying body. After a total blowout, seeing all of the DOE trademarks, they debuted their own special tag moves. The set up was a big boot/ leg sweep combo. While for the finisher WMX hoisted Psyco up and allowed him to free fall onto Mr. Ex's prone bofy for the Ultimate victory. After the match, Face came back out and was destroyed about the neck and voicebox. We'll have to wait and see if he will be SAYING anything about that!!!!
8-14-03 RIP CAZ WALKER :(
8-14-03 EWA 52 came and it was a success. There were not a lot of people there but, as hinted before, WMX made his return and so did his DOE partner Psycohol. They both loss, however they were dominate in each of there respective matches. Along with the Doe and the original 4 Jobbers, Jevon Hill made a surprise entrance as he cost Psycohol his world belt giving Face his first ever world title!!!! WMX walked away in his IC match giving Mr. Ex that belt once again. And The NEW AND IMPROVED NINJA purposely lost to Splooge to allow himself to be the Jobber champion yet again another time.
8-10-03 News on the white Devil. He is in a band, that will be going to Brooklyn to tour with Type O' Negative. Also I am talking with a man that is the nephew of Brian Adams...AKA...CRUSH!!!! He wants in the EWA. The belts will be returning to the EWA in show 52.
8-6-03 Fuck Retirement, Fuck Ownership, Fuck YOU!!!!
8-5-03 Unfortuately there was no camera so the only thing that happened was Marilyn Manson sticking a microphone in a chick's ass and singing ASS STYLE!!!!
7-23-03 With the ongoing heat between Natas and myself, the words have turned into challenges and the possibility of a fight at Ozzfest 2003. He'll be there, I'll be there...what will happen????
6-5-03 Two more wrestlers passed away....Miss Elizabeth and the Classy One Freddie Blassie....RIP
2-11-03 One of the greatest wrestlers in the world has just passed away. Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig. He was one of my biggest role models. In fact, when I was dumped by an ex chic of mine for being too PERFECT Natas and I called myself TOO CURT. When I was 11 I made a video of all the things I could do perfect, just because I saw Mr. Perfect do the shit on WWF Superstars...He will be missed!!!!
1-12-03 AS I was reading the newspaper, I was estatic with the notion that the Kamilian was ARRESTED for ASSUALT. The newspaper said domestic assault, so I think he beat up his mom!!!!
12-13-02 It has been months since I last updated this thing. Heres what happened in my life since October. Me and Natas have patched up our personal differences, with me visiting him after his tremendous loss. I FINALLY got my house on 11-22-02 and living with the Extreme God is of course Shortcakes, but The Disruptor, and Sarah too. After that we have had problems up the ass...like plumbers and a broken furnace...and a $300 oil fill up. On 11-27-02 The DOE and Shortcakes went to the BEST concert of my life. GNR kicked ass. CKY and Mix master Mike were ok, but as we were waiting 1 hour and 15 minutes, for 45 minutes the guys got a tits and ass show with the occasional lesbian thrown in. However GNR played all of their hits except Don't Cry and Estranged. Axl threw in 3 new tunes, Madagascar, Chinese Democracy, and The Blues. After the Show, Some BROTHER tried to sell me an XL shirt but it was only a large..he took off before I could kick his ass. As For the EWA....Show 51 came on 11-29-02 and it was short and sweet. Jevon spearing Psycohol for the fast win. WMX double chokeslamming Mr. EX and Mr.Splooge. Splooge hitting WMX with a savate kick for his allowance back into the EWA. WMX big boot, (chokeslam and blitzkrieg on a table). Then in a pure wrestling match, Psycohol defeated The Wrestling Expert Jevon Hill fair and square. Why did the EWA return after I said it was done? Because I love the action and I wanted to see it all over again. After my ownership gimmick went to Hell, I am no longer owner, all I want is for the EWA to TRY to go back to the way it was. But that may be impossible, with Natas vowing never to return, and Psycohol still retired...but hey who knows? EWA for LIFE!!!!
10-18-02 The DOE and Shortcakes Are hitting Albany new york for Guns N' Roses the day before Thanksgiving. The day After Turkey Day Jevon Should be hanging with Me and Shortcakes, and rumor has it The EWF is debuting around that time...this is supposedly the offspring Fed that was created after the end of EWA 50. I have nothing to do with the EWF...but remember OUR motto EWA for Life!!!!
10-5-02 :( my heart goes out.....
10-4-02 On a very SAD note...My heart goes out to fellow DOE partner Psycohol for his extreme loss of his dearly beloved cousin. RIP. For all of you GNR fans, they will be in Albany on Nov 27th 2002 for their new Chinese Democracy World Tour. That means we will be able to see AXL and Buckethead live in Pepsi Arena. I talked to both Jevon and GZ. Jevon and psycohol will probably happen around Thanksgiving...and GZ is planning on a visit in January..does that mean a GZ return? We will have to wait and see.
9-13-02 It has been a long time without any backyard action. Me and Shortcakes did buy a new house as reported in Richard Head's report. And we will see a return to wrestling action when I get moved in. As for the EWA, I am the owner and I propose that it will ONLY return if we ALL get back together. That means the top original talent back together for reunion shows. So therefore, the only wrestling in this area at this time will be the ???
7-26-02 It seems that Jevon and Psycohol are planning a huge match for themselves. It could be PXW or non fed match...will others show up? Dunno but WMX has a huge surprise in the works for everyone and it is not EWA related...
7-13-02 WMX and Shortcakes went to Pennsylvania, Maryland, Virginia, and Washington DC. In DC WMX was in a small car accident. While sitting in a car...his cousin in law crashed twice into the back of a black man's car!!!! The Brother was sleeping and even though rocked he did not wake up. We fled the scene...and saw a real life hooker. Happy Birthday Jevon!!!! "July 3rd."
6-30-02 It seems that our world of backyard wrestling is on a long vacation. The PXW is on break with three of it's stars in the NYC area. The WWF no longer has a website up (as of this writing) and as previously reported the EWA is done... RIP Gramps!!!!
6-17-02 In other news...Congrats to Patty(sister of Blondie and one time ref) for her wedding to Mike(one of my Ushers)...EWA superstars that were there:Patty, Blondie,WMX, Shortcakes,and MADDOG!!!!
6-8-02 Thinking today....There are 6 legends of The EWA(Drake/Chainz, Jevon, Psyco, Natas, WMX and Ground Zero)and out of the 50 EWA shows we've had there has been only ONE thats right ONE show where all six of us have all been there. It was EWA 13-Hell In The Heat June 26th 1998...Natas beat Chainz, GZ beat Ninja, WMX beat Psycohol, and GZ had a no contest with Jevon!!!!
6-3-02 EWA 50 occurred today...and after counting the participants:WMX,Psycohol,Jevon, Fenix, White Devil, Disruptor, Drake, Kamilian, WMJ, Mr. EX, Splooge, Ninja, Face, Suicide, Manager Bob, Shortcakes, Sarah, Commish Squires(18)compared to the second most populated show which was Clash in the cage:Kamilian, Jevon, Natas, Chainz, GZ, Bonez, Ninja, Maddog, Stick Stickley, Assassin, WMX, Shortcakes(12).....Anyway back to EWA 50 Injury Galore...Joe's Tongue and Dislocated(broken) thumb, Drixon's Finger,and my elbow!!!! We saw two leaps off the garage roof(WMX and Disruptor into flames) saw some huge psyco frog spashes...WMX's Blitzkriegs, Jevon's Elbows and punches...Also We saw the returns of the old stars Jevon, Drake, Drixon, and Kamilian...and the improvements of guys like Fenix, White Devil, WMJ, and The Disruptor...The Firings of MR EX and Mr. Splooge...The first ever female match Shortcakes vs. Sarah...Saw The Disruptor in my clothes...saw The happenings of Niagara Falls and the black bananas with the Blitkrieg of Sarah and Finally we saw The retirement of Psycohol...and The dedication of the EWA World Belt to my two Grandfathers!!!!
5-27-02 Shortcakes, Sarah, and myself went to Niagara Falls...leaving Sunday Night at 11PM and getting to Canada at 5AM we were having fun..but were tired...Then as I was relaxing in the Hotel Room...Drake(as promised) showed up and told me to my face I was No talent any longer. I am going to edit the footage into Show 50 so The happenings will be noted down as they air at the 50th show. However I must say SORRY SARAH!!!!
5-26-02 Show 49-Memorial Day Massacre occurred starting last night and ended early this morning around 10AM. The EWA seems to be growing...with the addition of The White Devil. Now I am getting ready for show 50 slated for Monday June 3rd!!!!
5-25-02 With the assistance of my Brotha, we spent an hour training the Disruptor on the 23rd...and tonight The DOE are looking to train all rookies for the anticipation of Show 49 Tomorrow Morning. It is comfirmed Notorious Jevon Hill said it himself "when I return." Check the guestbook for more info on the happenings between Jevon and myself.
5-21-02 Looking to have a show sometime this week a small #49 basically to get it out of the way to prepare for #50. Ok it looks as if Drakon and I will be finding each other in Niagara Falls to show each other what talent is all about. Imagine Drake flying over the falls Blitzkrieg style.
5-20-02 First off...RIP British Bulldog damn another member of the Hart family gone from us. The 48th show went as planned and to be truthful...the rookies impressed me more than I thought they would. The show results will show later in EWA shows link.
5-20-02-Today will be the 48th show...and another surprise. However what is really pissing me off... is that the old stars(like drake) aren't even giving the rookies their fair chance. They haven't even been able to show skill. The EWA will never be the same...but the change of new talent is not a bad thing. All that can happen is that new people can have the same kinds of memories that we had for the last four years....Drake...you said that the EWA has no talent other than maybe Psycohol...just because I'm retired DOES NOT MEAN IM NO TALENT. So next week Monday the 27th I'm inviting you to Niagra Falls Canada and say that I have no talent to my F-ing face!!!!
5-16-02 Exactly 4 years ago was the best EWA to date. The new breed brought out the 3 Tyrones. Ground Zero went through his first flaming table but then beat Bumpkin. Gaybird debuted to beat the rookie Kamilian...The video was shown when the New Breed ruined my first leather jacket. Jevon pulled his groin to win the IC belt from Chainz..and Natas and WMX put on one of the greatest matches of the time. I won it to claim my first EWA world belt.
5-14-02 After going to the EWA arena in Norwich, The DOE talked about the 48th show...then as psyso left to shit...mr. splooge made his way to the arena. After pissing me off, I gave him the final sloution, an AWESOME gorilla press slam, choking hiptoss, big boot, chokeslam, Blitzkrieg!!!! Then I whipped him with the whip that came with my wedding S+M porn video. He left and MR. EX talked how we were still DOE together. I told him that psyco wa scoming back, he got scared and ran away. I then picked up his mask(or a similar mask) and put it on mocking his character for psyco. He then did a perfect replica of Mr. EX...
5-11-02 I officially announced that show number 48 will take place monday may 20th. And at that show psycohol will defend his belt against Disruptor, Fenix, and WMJ in a 4 way Extreme Bowl(2 in at a time/not elimination). Face and The Disruptor made some kind of alliance resulting from their hatred for me. After I announced the news to the 3 rookies, they left arguing...Fenix went out to meditate while WMJ and a drunken Disruptor went out to fight. I sick of seeing some JAP in my yard kicked him and blamed it on The Disruptor. Fenix Desroyed him with his palm strike to the sternum. All of a sudden, The Ninja arrived only to feel the same fate...The Martial art palm strike. I then came to assist WMJ and beat on the Disruptor. I then Slapped Fenix, and proceeded to teach him Some WMX moves...tilt-a-whirl, pump handle powerbomb, Mein Kampf, then Kamikazi DDT. WMJ whipped him back to me for a big boot, lethal chokeslam and an old school powerbomb...then as he got up he felt his first Bliztkrieg!!!!
5-10-02 No matter what THEIR belt is...no matter who is in THEIR roster...no matter the competition...one thing is for sure..NO ONE HAS EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE LEGACY THAT THE EWA HAS BECOME IN THIS AREA. NWF...a real joke UWA...folded Natas's UWA...never started PXW...only real competition XWA XWA XWA...AFTER DISSING ME AND MY COMPANY THEY FOLDED AFTER ONLY ONE SHOW!!!! WHATS NEXT? ....
5-7-02 Tomorrow is my 23rd b-day!!!! anyhow..The XWA has folded? All I gotta say is WHY? A lot of BS has been happening in my guestbook...and I gotta say SHUT UP!!!! We will start in two weeks when I am done with negotiations...Myself and A former NWF/EWA member are looking at possible scenerios for his return to the EWA. I really think that Natas needs to be in The EWA!!!! Speaking of Natas, check out the first fued in the new link..WMX vs. Natas.
5-1-02- Check the new link PAST WOLF WORDS for all of my old info and my new NYC picture. Also, I will be adding pics to my new wedding link that shows all of the stars sharing the day with Shortcakes and me. Stay tuned for the new Fueds page that will take a deep look into all of the biggest fueds in EWA History. By the way WMX vs. NATAS is by far the baddest fued ever in EWA history!!!!
4-23-02 After talking with Walmart Joe, and thinking about what Natas had to say about me, I agree this page is about the wrestlers and not just me so I will give credit to where its due and thank the two for the change. I was in talks with a Notorious former champ...Will we see Him back in the EWA in a non-wrestling role? Also Natas and I have been trading verbal blows back and forth...this will only lead to one hell of a dangerous match!!!!
4-21-02 NATAS I ACCEPT!!!! I ran into an old EWA star today. He and the "EX-CON" talked about a return when the EWA goes"HOME."
4-20-02 Walmart Joe was kicking the hell out of the Ninja, when again from behind The Disrutor with his Kendo Stick Sneak Attacked and beat them both down..Then as he left, I entered to see the 2 victims layed out...WMJ got up and he and I beat the pulp out the Ninja.
4-16-02 OK The New EWA arena did not pan out...too many people...nothing like the Norwich Parks. Anyway in my backyard I and the Disruptor met face to face without any weapons. Disruptor had the upper hand for the first 30 seconds but then I really took over. Body slam, belly to back suplex, belly to belly suplex, big boot, choke slam, and the most unbelievable event....that I have ever attempted. WMX BLITZKRIEGED THE 285 POUND DISRUPTOR. That was one of the better looking powerbombs in my career too. About an hour went by, me, Shortcakes, and Sarah were all chilling out when WMJ came over for some unknown reason. All four of them went outside and WMJ debuted the LayAway and the Scizzer Lift, the two girls stomped, kicked, and beat the Disruptor and I pissed all over Disruptor's face...we're sure this story is long from over.
4-15-02 I am calling The Disruptor out to the New EWA arena tomorrow....no bats...no stick...just an Extreme God ass whooping!
4-6-02 THE DISRUPTOR KICKED WMX'S ASS!!!! As I was sleeping the Disruptor walked in and beat me with his kendo stick. I was moaning in pain...saying I was gonna kick the Disruptor's ass the next time I saw him...but The Disruptor kicked my ass all over again.
4-1-02 The plan was executed The disruptor got an Extreme beating in the parking garage right next to Pepsi Arena. However this story has just begun...
3-31-02 The Doctors of Extreme inroduce their new music...Out ta get me by Guns N' Roses...Psycohol now sports a leather jacket to match his partner WMX. I have 6 Raw tickets me, Shortcakes, Psycohol, The returning COMMISSIONER SQUIRES!!, Krista Carpenter(Shortcakes friend), and the newest member of the D.O.E. The Disruptor!!! but....he must pass the initiation first. He must kick both of our asses. He tries but no avail...he gets a sick big boot to the blacktop driveway...after looking at his dead body...I sprayed him with can Deodorant just to cover up the nasty smells of dirty ASS. Feeling pity, me and psycohol except their newest member...but when he is in the shower, the D.O.E. say its all a hoax...we will see an Albany Ass kicking.
3-30-02 As I was leaving to pick up tickets for WWF RAW in Albany NY, my house once again was invaded by a slew of EWA stars old and new. I left an EWA tape for Fenix to watch, but he accidently left the porno that I got for my wedding present from two of my old high school buddies...so Fenix arrived, grabbing the wrong tape only to watch Chicks beating each other upon the "private parts" Amazingly he thought this was the EWA? Anyhow Face still looking for WMX came and told him he was not watching EWA but some S&M porn. He then proceded to trash some of my personal belongings like ELVIS pictures, a book of checks, and his cd record book. He left then the ninja came thinking this was my garbage can so he started to throw shit away too. The Disruptor then stopped by for an apparent peace offering for me...He was sporting a fine Kendo Stick. The Ninja used it as his Big Willie. Ninja leaves, and I enter to see my floor trashed. I meet with Fenix and The Disruptor, and finds out Face was the culprit. They leave my place to arrive at the debut location for the wrestlers' lounge/lockeroom area. It looks just like another apartment...There was a big battle between Face against....The Disruptor and Fenix...it ends with a standoff.
3-29-02 Tomorrow the 30th Fenix is rumored to be stopping by my place to join the new EWA.
3-23-02 Oh what an eventful day. The doctors of Extreme arrive to my place in my brand new wheels. Inside I meet with a huge 6'2" 280lbs monster The Disruptor. He was all polite...until he went off and smacked me in the head with two licsence plates. psyco saved me...and we kicked his ass...both beat him with the EWA world belt. Then is when he really got his ass kicked. After 2 baseball bat shots...psyco held his arms back and I hit him in the stomach like I was chopping wood. The echo erupted through the room...and his yells for pain were REAL. Then we get him up and as psyco holds him I punch him 3 times...setting up for the one punch that has dropped everyone..The Final Solution. After one hit the guy dropped to the floor knocking shit off my walls. We left to get shortcakes. All of a sudden FACE enters sporting a black jacket instead of his blue. He talked for the first time since his EWA 1 stint. basically saying he is back and going to rise to the top. He head butted Disruptor in his forehead knocking him unconscious. He left...in walks the big ninja...stating that there has been two along.... he and his BROTHA? note..after watching old tapes I clearly saw the difference. They actually switched ninjas in skits that were done. For instance, The ninja that kissed shortcakes, was not the ninja that got my wrath. I remember HE said he changed his clothes, but infact he got his brotha. Anyways The Big ninja got his ass kicked by The Disruptor. The DOCs come back with shortcakes...while they play a board game...WMX shows all of the fighting that he has done since his retirement.
3-21-02-It is set, The Disruptor is going to meet with me on saturday the 23rd. He also is inviting Psycohol, Splooge, Mr. EX, Ninja,and Face to join The Disruptor in Saturday's promo. Natas has signed the Guestbook asking me to join the XWA..."I say I'm EWA 4-life!!!!"
3-20-02-After talking with Psycohol, it has been confirmed that he along with Mr. Splooge and EWA Champ Mr. Execution is officially staying with the EWA...I being psyco's bodyguard...we'll continue to see him fly through the competition. Breaking news....Face has been located via telephone...as soon as I get some info...negotiations will begin.
3-19-02-After retiring on August 16th 2001, I am back in the EWA as the company's sole owner. As the current EWA members are finishing up their contractual obligations with the former owner's bookings, they can either jump ship to the newly developing XWA or are welcome to stay with me and wrestle for The new EWA. Anyone from the first four revolutions, is welcome to join....anyone from the New Breed to Scottito to even The Unknown. However, as of March 18th 2002, I am scouting out new talent and Walmart Joe and The returning Ninja are officially signed.