THE ENTIRE EWA Roster

Anybody that ever competed in the Extreme Wrestling Federation, will be listed. Some with pics, some with not...sorry

Wolfman X- 6'4" 245lbs The Extreme God of the EWA, is one of the most powerful men to enter the fold. He uses powermoves such as his bigboot, Chokeslam, and Blitzkrieg powerbomb to demolish his opponents. He does not have a losing record to anyone. He is the only superstar to wrestle in every single show in the first four Revolutions, and in all of the shows except the Renegade shows and the few where he was the owner. Also his technique is pretty highflying for such a big man. He uses moves such as the big splash, German Missile, WM legdrop/Cliffhanger,and also some daring flips at times. He has held the EWA world belt 10 times, IC belt 2 times, USA belt 2 times, N. American belt one time,EWA tag belts 2 times, Jobber belt 1 time, the NWF belt once, the NWF tag belts with Jevon one time and the PXW belt one time. Wrestled his longest match a 2 out of 3 fall Wolfman Lair match...lasting 1 hour and 18 minutes. Was the Owner of The EWA in 2002 and in 2005 owns the rights to the name due to possessing a contract by Putty Man. Came back to wrestling in EWA 50 in the DOE/Titans Coalition vs. 3 rookies. Two years after his retirement he came back for good. WMX is stronger than ever. He has this fetish of destroying whatever is in his path. At every show opening WMX will destroy the weapon barrels or a VCR. WMX has gone crazy, with his 2003 heel turn, he has this PASSION, DESIRE, and DEDICATION to beat women and KILL jobbers!!!! He along with his buddies have killed 187, and The Gorilla, The Wolfman (two times),frankenstein, and Gorilla II. After The DOE broke up, WMX set up another faction, of rookies called the DOX Doctors of Xtreme.(WMX, Gen Inco, Disruptor, and Keven James). After Disruptor was kicked out, Dr. Evil took his place, and after Dr. Evil switched to Psyco-Dementia, Drixon Webb became the 4th member.) In a real-life situation of a heart scorned, Shortcakes left WMX and filed for divorce. As a result, WMX turned on the DOX and reformed the DOE with Psyco, then WMX went crazy and moved to Florida. But he hated it there, so he came back a month later to take part of the EWA/EAW collaboration. Found a new girl in Bobbi X 666, but, that did not last long. In October 2005 he met Kailene who is the mother of his only son Austin Scott Parker (7/24/06). In 2006 reformed The DOX with Drixon and became the leader of The Revolution. On the last day of the year in 2006, WMX won the world title for the 9th time. However, he lost it to Natas that same day. WMX did earn the ultimate revenge against Natas by beating him in their career match at EWA 100. This allowed WMX to finally one-up Natas. WMX spent most of 2007 and early 2008 trying to win his 10th EWA world title. But Natas as commissioner would always find a way to bend a rule so WMX wouldn't win it. But WMX finally won it at the 10 year anniversary show by beating X-Loco in a towel match. On WMX's 29th B-Day he successfully defended his belt against Ground Zero in the Florida Keys. The summer of 2008 WMX and Psycohol reformed the DOE for the 4th time.

Psycohol- A 8 time EWA and 7 time PXW champ. The final NWF world champ. One half of the Doctors of Extreme with WMX. THE highflying legend. One of the smallest BUT one of the best. This man has beaten everyone in his path. Lands a beautiful handspring clothesline, senton splash, and standing moonsault to finish all opponents. Once sported a leather jacket and spikes for his hair. Wrestled in all three local feds..EWA, WWF, PXW. Retired from the EWA after show 50 to NYC. However, came back after the summer, and denounced his retirement just like WMX at show 52. Was a sleep and unfortunately "given" the Jobber belt at EWA 53. Destroyed Face in EWA 54 to rid of the jobber belt. Psycohol is THE most dedicated wrestler in these parts. ALong with WMX- killed the Gorilla. He also killed Frankenstein (the first time). In the EWA 2003-04 he has been portraying the Fake Mr. EX, and he along with WMX broke up the DOE. Stole Shortcakes from WMX. With Max and Vince started Psyco-Dementia later adding Dr. Evil. But in 2005 reformed the DOE with WMX. Moved to hawaii in October 2005. Came back for three shows in 2006 to win his 7th EWA World Title and brought it back to the islands after he was stripped of it. Came back in December of 2007 because WMX attacked him in Canada and brought him back to the EWA. Psycohol feuded with X-Loco to win his 8th EWA world title but lost it back to him. Psycohol pissed on WMX's wardrobe before he went back to Hawaii, which no one knew about it until the Extreme Screen showed it at the 10 year Anniversary show. Reformed the DOE with WMX in August 2008.

Natas-The First ever EWA champ, and first to hold two belts at once. This man is the Extreme Icon. He has held the belt a total of 7 times. Uses a unique blend of other wrestler's moves to make them even better. He has beaten everyone he has faced at LEAST once. He was one of the originals of the EWA and most popular with the fans and the women....especially his ex-Valet Blondie. In 2002 he Jumped Ship to the WWF. He had a real-life love/hate relationship with WMX. Claims to never come back to the EWA. However, he came back for his last EWA show to announce his departure to Florida. He and WMX battled on a beach in Jacksonville in 2006, and then Natas RETURNED to the EWA on 12/31/06 to beat WMX for his 7th EWA world Title. Natas defended it for a few shows, before losing it to the Disruptor at EWA 100. EWA 100 also marked the end of Natas' career because, he lost a 3 stages of Hell (career match) match to WMX which the third fall he was injured by a sidewalk slam into boxes off a ladder. Natas became the commisioner at EWA 101 and stayed for about ten shows. He then denounced his duties and wrestled one last match by defeating Psycohol in January 2008 one month after his son Levi was born.

The Sandman-In The NWF, Sandman was Natas. In the EWA Renegade shows it was a look-a-like. A fake Sandman. Natas/Sandman Teamed with WMX in The NWF and was NWF world Champ..In the EWA, Fake Sandman was a Jobber.

Drakon- The most funniest man in the EWA. Noted for being one half of the New Breed with Natas. This man is devestating...once beating WMX in 9 seconds with a tornado Bulldog. Former US Champ and 3 time EWA World Champ...Jumped ship to the WWF with Natas...however, after being turned on..he met with WMX in Canada... Returned to the EWA for show 50, to surprise attack the Disruptor. Came back in EWA 57 to easily defeat Suicide. Nowadays he will come back to ref a match or to add his humor to a show...He was Natas' towel man at EWA 100. He had a sitdown interview with WMX at the Ten Year Anniversary Show.

Chainz- One of the three original members of the EWA along with Natas and WMX. One of the original Members of the New Breed with Natas...later adding Ground Zero and then WMX. In EWA 2 (1999)he changed his name to Drakon...Yup that's right The Original Chainz is Drakon!!!! However, just like The Sandman, The Renegade shows their was a Chainz imposter, again like fake Sandman a jobber!!!! The real Chainz was a Former 1 time EWA IC Champ... The fake Chainz retired from EWA after WMX took over.

Shortcakes- Debuted at EWA 2 in 1998. The FORMER EWA ref and one time US champ. She was taught the stunner by Natas and has laid almost everyone out with it. Will jump wrestlers when they least expect it...ask Psycohol or the Disruptor. Some people refer to her as a hippy...but she is far from it. On July 8th 2001 she married WMX. Came back to ref in the post 2001 EWA shows. Other than her EX-husband it is quite possible that she has appeared in more EWA shows than anyone. In EWA 56 she showed the world that she has actual wrestling skill. She may become more of a wrestler than previous engagements. At EWA 59 she shocked the world by turning on WMX to join Psycohol. However, at EWA 64 she was kidnapped by WMX and were happily reunited, until a real-life adultery act was committed with the same guy (J.Bailey) who stole WMX's 4 cd's a couple of years back. A real snake in the grass. A fat assed-theif Mother Fucker. Her last EWA showing was at EWA 69. EWA 72 marked the last show that WMX and she were happily married, because EWA 73 WMX announced to the world that Shortcakes cheated on him.

Notorious Jevon Hill-Jevon started as a ref in the now defunct NWF. As a rookie he was a big brawler thats was it. His finisher was a notorious edge. He and WMX were the only two men on earth to hold the NWF tag team belts. He was a former IC champ before he left for the UWA. Thats where he toned down and became the legend he is today. He is now one of the best....allowing him his only EWA world title. Came back in EWA 50 to reform the Titans. The Titans are stronger than ever, actually Killing 187 by throwing him of a cliff to make it look like a suicide. Jevon has been boxing in the amature circuit, and has tremendous punching skills. Came back with Ground Zero to team with the DOE to beat Suicide. Jevon and GZ then turned against Psycohol by throwing him off a roof. Was attacked by WMX on South Beach in Miami in June 2006. Came back to the EWA to attack X-Loco and Evil Alice with WMX. Was WMX's towel man at the ten year anniversary show. He was a drunk ref at EWA 117 before moving back to Miami.

Ground Zero-GZ has held the longest winning streak in the EWA. GZ the ultimate highflyer was the man who brought the flaming tables alive in the EWA. However after he left so did the tables. He was a former EWA world champion. Has had enormous battles with Bumpkin, WMX, Natas, And that leap of faith(flying legdrop) to Maddog will never be forgotten. Came back in EWA 2000 to fight WMX and NATAS in separate matches. He came back to turn on WMX and psycohol in the pre EWA 2001 skit at the deer stand. He lives in Florida. He came back in EWA 57 to be apart of that 4 on 1 handicap match against Suicide. With Jevon threw Psycohol off the roof. Was attacked by WMX on Ft. Lauderdale beach Florida in June 2006. He fought WMX in a tremendous match at EWA 115 in The Florida Keys. He lost after being chokeslammed and powerbombed onto thumbtacks.

Drixon Webb- Former EWA N American champ amd 2 time World Champion. Huge dangerous man. Uses an Awesome Dominator to finish off opponents. Injured many wrestlers...broke Face's nose with a guillotine legdrop...has bisexual tendencies. Weighed in at 314lbs during EWA 50. Came back at EWA 57 for one show. Came back at 67 for good. Won the second Extreme Rumble at EWA 69. Has joined WMX and the DOX and at EWA 70 became EWA World Champion. However, he was stripped due to constant no-shows. Won the belt a second time from WMX. In EWA 89, his head was busted open by a VCR courtesy of WMX. This actually bonded the two huge superstars...reforming the DOX. Drixon retired from active wrestling in 2007.

The Ninja and Ninjarette- In 1998-2001 no one knew that the "Ninja" was actually two different people. It wasn't until the Renegade Shows that the second Ninja was reborn as Ninjarette. He left the EWA when WMX became owner. The Ninja stayed however. They both lose almost every match..and rarely hit a move. The funny thing is that they both think that they are awesome. Former many time Jobber champ (Both) and one time US and IC champ (Ninja). The original is bigger and cockier than his smaller "brotha" But the small ninjarette says they are not related. The Big Ninja returned in 2003 and is better than ever. He has his timing down and can and will connect ALL his moves. However, at Thanksgiving Thrashing III he was in the sleeping bag that retarded Splooge, and has come back as NATAS!!!! That's right, this man thinks he IS the Extreme Icon, and uses all of his moves to try to prove it. WMX put an end to this all by retarding him back into the Ninja with a piledriver to his head with Gorilla II. The Ninja and his brotha Ninjarette went back to the switcheroo antics of 1998 in early 2007 in their feud with Gorebelly. The two brothas wrestled to a draw at EWA 100. At EWA 104 The Ninja was unmasked by WMX to be revealed as Norwich Townie Greg Brustowitz!!!!

Face- Started out as The Black Angel a man with a heavy Bronx Accent...Came back as Face the man who said nothing but stab...But later talked up a damn storm. Wears a painful Thick Friday the 13th mask and is a former EWA N. American and 2 time IC champ. In 2003 won his first ever world belt. In EWA 53 was ambushed by the DOE and could no longer speak!!!! He has improved his style by adding moves like the blue thunder bomb and Faces of fear to his already existing moves like the neck hang and the tuck piledriver, of course his finisher is the diving headbutt. Has teamed with EX to become Facing Execution. After about 6 months his voice returned, and he has been complaining ever since. He went on a slump in late 2004 because Dr. Evil wore a similar mask. Conjured up Frankenstein to steal it for him. Has become a pervert, by looking up chics dresses and stiffing Shortcakes Underwear. Was given the World belt at EWA 73 by Putty Man for his second run. At EWA 75 it was revealed that Face was a rapist in the Bronx, when he lost the belt to WMX. Sick of his "weak" ways, Face studied the Friday the 13th movies to become Face Vorhees. At first Face was destroying newcomers X-Loco and Hack McNasty, but then they got the upperhand and Face quit at EWA 94. In his 6 show absence he went back to his original form and came back at EWA 100 as the man that only says stab! He won the blood-bath match at EWA 105 to win his third EWA world title. He lost it to X-Loco in a flying headbutt match. He won his third IC title belt by beating the returning Mr. Execution, but lost it to Gore belly at the ten year show. He then went into a deep slump.

Mr. Splooge- Some dumb fool who sucks very bad. However does sometimes get transformed into a crazed maniac that can kick ass. Many time Jobber champion. He is very funny..and thinks he is so funny...almost ruined the WMX/Shortcakes wedding with the Big Ninja by stealing their old purple car. He was fired in EWA 50 for losing every match in his gauntlet. Came back 1 show later by hitting WMX with a savate kick. In 2003 he still is the worst EWA jobber ever. In EWA 54 he changed his old tune Short Shorts to the Name Game so he can "break dance?" First man to have 100 LOSSES!!!!! and the first 5 time Jobber champion. Left 10/2004 to train in China at the Sholin Temple, came back kicking ass for a show before becoming retarded at Thanksgiving thrashing III. Has since moved to Japan to train again. He does return to the EWA about once a year and has mixed results.

Mr. Execution- Went from Jobber to World Champ...Huge EWA success story. Likes to mosh and call people faggots. Has beaten The new breed and D.O.E. in single matches. Former 3 time IC champ and winner of the only 4 jobber 4-way dance. He was fired in EWA 50, but beat WMX in EWA 52 to get his job back. He lost a 3 on 1 handicap match against WMX to have to wear a dress. Along with Face, formed a team called Facing Execution. They beat the DOE to become Tag Team Champs. At one time he held 3 belts(EWA world, EWA tagteam, and PXW World.) Dated Kitty Valentine briefly in 2005, before getting dumped and living on the railroad tracks. He will return to the EWA about once a year and even won the vacant IC belt on one of those return visits by beating Face, but then lost it back to him. His latest show was EWA 117 where he lost to X-Loco.

Commish Squires- The man who lays down the law. Has been both a heel and a face. Made his return in April 2002. Seemed to be a Natas fan and hated the D.O.E. returned as a good guy once more. Came back in 2004 for one show. Squires was the man who threw in the towel at EWA 100 that was responsible for ending Natas' Career.

Man Mountain Bumpkin/Kodiak bear- He was 500lbs and the biggest baddest man in the land, however with only a 1-5 win loss record, he never accomplished much. His three matches with GZ were what defined this mammouth of a man.

Kamilian-Famed for winning a 10 man cage match and Beating both WMX and Psycohol in a Triangle match. Used to no-sell..but has improved greatly in the 4th revolution...uses pit style wrestling in his arsenal. The only man To be purposely set on fire in a match. He can piss people off like no other. Refed the main event of EWA 50. Came back to win a 4 way dance in EWA 58. After that has come back regularly in 2005 and 2006. Became Tag team Champions with Drixon Webb and IC Champ. During the Revolution vs. New Reich feud, Kamilian and WMX did team up on occasion. Beat 88 at EWA 100. Quit the EWA forever because he lost his first ever "multi-man" match to the Priest.

Maddog/Gaybird-Two personalitied character. Maddog a smoking badass that always lost...Gaybird a FAG that never lost. Maddog-One half of the Exterminators with Jevon Hill. At the end of EWA 1, he turned on The Entire EWA to help form Jevon's UWA. Came back one time in EWA 1999 and at EWA 75.

Assassin-Complete brawler that always beat the Ninja but lost to the Superstars. Not much skill but very entertaining. He only wrestled in EWA 1998, but made a surprise visit in EWA 2001.

Bonez-EWA 1998 star, was a mid-carder losing to the New breed and beating the Ninja. Came back a few years later to get beat by Psycohol. Dated the girl who played the original Gorilla.

The Crazy Bastard-Real Life Nephew of Mike Rotundo. Showed Potential, but lost to Jevon, never to return. He even formed a flock with WMX and Fireball.

Fireball-WMX's one time valet...turned on him after he won the world belt.

The Gorilla-Bonez' real life girlfriend that was destroyed by Tyrone the Gangsta(WMX). Her hand was crushed by his big splash. WMX is looking for The Gorilla to make her big return into the EWA!!!! She did, she lost, she was Killed!!!! After death, we found out that she and Dr. Evil were lovers after she and Bones broke it off.

The Buffalo- Mad dog's real life Brother that got punked out by WMX in his only appearance in the EWA in 1998.

The Unknown- Some guy from the military that fought and lost to Ground Zero in 1998. He was very stiff and tough. Did make a cameo appearance in 2006.

The Waco Kid/Spank Boy- call him what you want, but he sucked getting his ass handed to him by Jevon. Was supposed to return in 1999, but he pussied out!!!!

Stick Stickly- Some small ass kid that got destroyed by Jevon and Gaybird in the same show. This was what it was like in 1998. A bunch of nobodies wanting to be somebodies.

Ian Scott-Pissed WMX off for sucking and no-selling. Was punched in the back of the head for his efforts. Part of that first ever 6 man match in 1998.

Amazon Man-Real life brother of Drixon Webb. Sucked really bad lost to the Kamilian and was never allowed to return. Voted the worst match of 1998. Amazon Man came back in 2005-2006 and was given the IC belt, and then was stripped of it. Now serving 25 years for rape and shit.

Redneck Roscoe- 27 yrs old in his debut. Lost to Ground Zero never to return. He helped edit GZ's "Top of the Iceberg" video. At the time(1998) was the oldest wrestler in the EWA.

Blondie- WMX's one time valet, left him for Natas. Left Natas for the porn business, left that for fake snuff films, left that for pussypaint. She was the main valet in 1998 before moving to Florida in 2001, came back to NY in 2004 becoming pregnant. Now has 2 children.

Patty-Blondie's real life sister. Shortcake's best friend. Helped ref the first ever 4-way dance featuring WMX, Natas, Jevon and GZ in 1998.

Alicia-WMX's valet in the NWF senior project. GZ's former valet and real-life Girlfriend in 1998.

Psykadelik- PXW legend, who came to the EWA 1999 to ref a match between Mr. Ex and Face. He even won the EWA World belt at a PXW show, during the Renegade period.

Napalm-WMX's best man in the wedding. Wrestled one match totally smashing the Ninja to defeat in 2000. Very stiff individual.

Scottito- Came in the 4th revolution. Beat Ninja and Splooge in a 3 way dance. Won, sucked very bad, and left.

El Phantasmo- Kamilian's Half Brother. Was Punked out by WMX, but did sneak a shot in against psycohol before he vanished.

Skullface-Some dude in the Renegade shows, sucks to my knowledge.

Pumpkinhead-some other dude in the Renegade shows, I guess had some funny Pumpkin roll. Lost to the returning Face at EWA 100.

Lumberjack-Was really a PXW superstar that fought in one EWA show during the Renegade shows. He beat Ninjarette and Splooge in a handicap match, and then lost to Psycohol one on one.

Walmart Joe- Came in 2002 when WMX was the owner. In his first show, won the Extreme Gauntlet to become the IC champ. Befriended the DOE and would have been very big if his thumb was not dislocated in EWA 50 in a match vs. Mr. EX. He was the master of the sizzer lift and the lay-a-way.

The Disruptor- A huge 280 lbs man. Uses martial arts as his style. Prefers the art's weapons also, such as his kendo stick. Very loyal to the EWA, but not to the DOE. As his tenure gets longer his skills improve. With time he will be a force to reckon with. Changed his look from an all black appearance to wearing camo pants with elbow and knee pads. In EWA 56, Big Daddy DIS pinned World Champion Face in a tag match. In EWA 57 he pinned Psycohol in a 4 way dance. Joined WMX and the DOX, after winning the IC belt from Max. However, he no-showed many times in a row and was stripped of the belt, kicked out of the DOX and "Fired" by Putty Man. He came back at EWA 69 to lose his initiation match back against WMX and Drixon. He is on the brink of greatness..only if he were EWA dedicated as he used to be. He returned full time at EWA 89 and actually beat WMX TWICE in a row. Became EWA champ at EWA 100 by beating Natas..lost it to Face at EWA 105 in the blood bath match. Had his leg broken in 2007 by a hit and run by Mr. Execution. Hasn't wrestled since.

Fenix- Was gimmicked to be a student from Japan. Looked a lot like Ryu from Street fighter 2. Was very stiff and unsuccessful. He left after EWA 50.

Jacob Cross- Trained in a real wrestling school. But that did not help him, as he was punked out by the DOE, and lost the 5 way dance to Psycohol in his only show.

Suicide- Ninja's bigger 280lbs cousin. In 2002 Suicide was the better of the two, but after the year's pass he fell behind his leaner cousin. This guy is a real jobber. Used to wear all gray, but in EWA 54 his pants were stolen, so he now sports a pair of red sweats. The titans "retarded" him at the end of EWA 55 with the dead 187. In the EWA/EAW shows he thinks he is someone else each time. Found Psychotron's dead body and stole his Psych Ward shirt. Suicide hasn't created any waves in the last few years.

Manager BoB- WMJ's old boss...he sucked, in EWA 50 he was the victim of the DOE/Titan coalition beatdowns. Left after that show.

White Devil-Debuted in EWA 49 left in EWA 50. Showed potential, but lacked the dedication. Felt the Titan Double chokeslam to be eliminated in the 3 on 3 EWA 50 match. Lately has been opening for the Misfits with his band. Best of Luck goes out to "BLACK MOON RISING"

Sarah-Wrestled Shortcakes in EWA 50. Lost the worst match ever. Became very close to the Wolfman in real-life...going all over the North East with him and Shortcakes. Dated Scottito and Psycohol, left the EWA in #51. WAS the subject of WMX's wrath in EWA 52.

Max Delirium- Real-life Nephew of Brian "Crush" Adams. In the EWA, he has brought back the star power that was lost after EWA 2001. Started off having a small problem with the DOE. Beat Mr. EX in EWA 54 for his first IC belt. Could be World belt bound in the very near future. AT EWA 58 he pinned both the DOE at the same time. He is definitly one of the best in the EWA, joined the Psyco-Dementia. With Vince became Tag champs at EWA 70. At EWA 75 we find out that he and General Inco are the same person. Came back at EWA 100 and attacked WMX during his match against Natas. But was Blitzkrieged off the trailer roof never to be seen again.

Gen. Incoherance- A white man who thinks he is black. Funny dialogue comes out of his mouth. Lost to WMX in the 3 on 1 match in EWA 54, but shook his hand after the match. Uses his feet an awful lot...and wears an bright orange ski mask. Could be the next superstar of the EWA. In EWA 60 he and WMX formed a partnership. The two now star in the DOX. Won a four man Tourney to become IC champ Blasted Vince in the face with a long lightbulb. Max's Alter Ego, but does not even know it. At EWA 100 after Max was beating up on WMX, he changed to INCO and sided with WMX and then attacked Natas. Of course never seen again after WMX Blitzkrieged Max off that roof.

Madd E. Rational- EAW Commishioner, who is in fact the third personality of Max and General Inco. He is feuding with Putty Man and has formed an agreement with WMX for the partnership of the EWA and EAW.

187-Suicide and Ninja's former trainer. Wore a hood like the cousins. Dressed in all black, sweatsuit style. Pinned WMX in His debut in the 3 on 1 2/3 fall handicap match. Later was Blitzkrieged by WMX to lose the match. EWA 55 was the last time we will ever see 187...as HE was KILLED, MURDERED, 187ed, by the Titans!!!!

Heroin-Childhood friend of Face and WMX. Born and raised in Staten Island. Came to the EWA in show 54 to re-unite with her best friend WMX. However, The DOE wanted no part of it, so she got bitched out by Psyco's frog splash and WMX's Blitzkrieg. Came back a little bit later to seek revenge against WMX. As of late has obtained a behind the camera spot in the EWA. Moved away in 2005.

Psychotron- Was a midcarder his entire career. Fueded with Face in his debut but was pretty muched defeated. He wore a black paintball mask and an orange Psych Ward shirt. Claimed to be from The Asylum. His greatest match was his loss to the DOE with his partner the Kamilian. They traded moves with a ladder and the old car. Pretty much disappeared in 2006, and was actually found dead by the wrestler Suicide. RIP!!!!

Santos- Very famous Spanish wrestler, happened to be apart of two monster movies that The DOE and Shortcakes made. Was invited to EWA 57, by WMX. Ended up wrestling Mr. Splooge and kicked his ass. Came back for a couple of shows EWA 74-75. He kicked the Hell out of Splooge and the Ninja. He also brought Max/INCO out of the yard after it was revealed that they are one in the same.

Vince Demented- Friend of Max Delirium, wears all black. Likes to use weapons a lot. Has a high pain tolerance. Is beginning to develop into a star, especially after joining Psyco-Dementia. First man to bring Light bulbs into the EWA, and paid for it when one exploded into his face. Became EWA IC champ in the Barn. Along with Max became EWA Tag champs at EWA 70. At EWA 78 became two time tag team champs with Max's alter-ego General Inco. Came back in 2006 but after his wife Evil Alice turned on him at EWA 100 he started using pills and was fired by commissioner Natas.

Dr. Evil- Debuted at EWA 58, by attacking the Ninja after his loss to Mr. Ex. Unlike the DOE, he REALLY is a medical doctor. He claims he "created" the Gorilla, and he did create The Wolfman. Found out in EWA 62 that Dr. Evil and Redneck Willie(Keven James) are Twin Brothers. Evil and Gorilla were lovers, so he didn't really create her, but she was still his. Along with WMX created Frankenstein at EWA 62. Member of the DOX. Created Gorilla 2 with WMX. Left DOX for Psyco-Dementia at EWA 70. Changed his name to the Black Knight at EAW 1. Came back as Dr. Evil at EWA 95.

Redneck Willie/Keven James- When he is Willie he is some drunk dude, who is a goofy hillbilly loser. Twin brother to Dr. Evil. Debuted in 2004. He has a cool gimmick. When he has alcohol in his system, he is a jobber, but when sober, he is Keven James. Took Disruptor's place in the DOX. Became IC champ at EWA 70. As of late James has been sober bringing him to the top of the EAW ladder. Came back to the EWA at EWA 89, and was given the nick-name of softcore, because of his sluggish style. A former member of the New Reich, but left them for the DOX at EWA 96. Skipped out at EWA 100, and has been no-showing ever since.

Teddy Girl-Daughter of Redneck Willie, likes to kick the asses of Mr. Splooge and Suicide. Debuted to the EWA by being punked out by the DOE.

XXX-Teddy Girl's Brother, Also got punked out by The DOE in his debut. His first match was the Extreme Rumble where he miracuously eliminated Face!!!! However, was totally whooped by Face at EWA 67.

Lizzi M'Gizzi-Teddy Girl's and XXX little Sister. Keven James' Daughter. Psycohol and Shortcakes used her to play mindgames against WMX. Has beaten Splooge on a couple of Occasions.

The Wolfman- Dr. Evil's Creation. Debuted at EWA 60. However, was killed by WMX and buried in the cemetary at that same show. Came back somehow at EWA 67-Universal Horror show to attack Frankenstein. Somehow became Tag Champs with him in the barn. They lost the belts at EWA 70 to Max and Vince (Dementia) At EWA 72 was again killed by WMX this time for good by a Silver Bullet.

Frankenstein- Dr. Evil, and WMX created him to take out Psycohol at EWA 62, but his head was crushed by a metal shed. He was assumed dead, but like all monsters He returned to steal Dr. Evil's mask for Face at EWA 67. Also fought with The Wolfman at EWA 67, but became champs with him in the barn. They lost the belts to Demenia at EWA 70. Killed for good by gunshot at EWA 72 by WMX.

Putty Man- A PXW wrestler that came to the EWA only to not be allowed back in after losing to WMX. Has a great higher power. His HAT. With it he can seek and destroy. Without it he is a Splooge's level of suckdom. He brought in a letter signed by Commish "Skires" that said he was the new Commish, has been very active ever since, ruining WMX's career by handing him the loser weight title. He is feuding with Madd E. Rational to see who will control the collaboration shows. Lost a match against Kitty Valentine to be fired from The EWA. Came back to be whooped in a match against WMX.

Evil Alice- Vince's wife. She loves to come out and show her stuff. Has beaten Splooge in that huge Gauntlet. Brought her daughter Kitty Valentine to the EWA to meet WMX at EWA 71. At EWA 73 made some signs for WMX to cheer him up after finding out that Shortcakes is a cheater. Came back to the EWA full time in 2006-2007 and even turned against her husband at EWA 100. She became heel and helped Natas in that conquest to amke sure WMX didn't win that 10th world title. Se would be the valet to champs such as Face and X-Loco.

The Gorilla 2- WMX and Dr. Evil created this character to attack Psycohol. This time around the gorilla character is not a total jobber, but did lose to the super Splooge to win that loser belt. In early 2006 he started to believe that he was Jevon Hill, because he was used to retard the Natas/Ninja back into the regular Ninja. Had his leg broken by the Kamilian. At EWA 90 he was Killed by WMX in a death match via a vcr electricution. Had his 49ers jacket stolen by Suicide post-mortem.

Revan Wilder- This dude came to the EWA from a Staten Island based Fed called the BCW. His old fed is done on a mat of sorts. Debuted in an impressive showing against the Ninja. However, after having a no-contest with WMX and MAX, he vanished in thin air.

Lil' Psycho- Also from BCW, he challenged the entire EWA to come to his arena in Hartwick, NY so we can see how it is done BCW style. His debut was not impressive, because it was against WMX and Drixon Webb in a triangle match. He lost that match and then turned against Gen Inco in a tag match. He also vanished after the barn show. It could be said that the EWA was TOO EXTREME for this city boy.

88- From Ireland or something. Debuted in the barn. He has this contest going, if he loses, he will become a bodyguard to the man who beat him. In his matches he has this cool stipulation. He has a song playing in the background, and he will only touch his opponent 3 times during the duration of the song. Otherwise he is pretty much a dummy. Once the song ends tho, he becomes an asskicking monster. However 88 was beat by General Inco at EWA 75 but instead of becoming his bodyguard 88 turned into a drunk. His drunken episodes have been effecting WMX in matches. Lost to Kamilian at EWA 100.

Fro-Fighter- This dude is tall and thin. Has an awesome red fro. Anyway Started off his EWA career with no knowledge whatsoever. But learned quickly by watching others and made an impressive debut. Likes to kick and punch and throw in power moves.

Salon Boy- Huge Michael Jackson fan. Hails from Neverland ranch, and could be a victim of molestation. His song is "Beat It" by Jackson. He wears purple tights. Anyway, his wrestling skill was very good in his debut against Splooge. Finisher is a modified Tombstone.

Amanda- More of a fan than anything. She is Keven James' and Dr. Evil's Niece. Debuted at EWA 71 losing to WMX after losing a game of pool against him. Became Ninja's Valet at EWA 72. However, that did not last and she became WMX's valet along with her friend Holly at EWA 75, but has yet to return. Now living in Mississippi.

Kitty Valentine- Huge Wolfman X and Psycohol fan, made her debut by asking for WMX's autograph. She is very close...daughterly-like to Evil Alice and Vincent Demented. Destroyed Suicide in her debut. Impressed all, especially WMX in their match. Has a hatrid towards Face, and a companionship with Psyco-Dementia. She is young, and has a long EWA career if she wants to take it. Dated Mr. Ex for a bit in 2005. After Ex was fired from the EWA and when Butterfly debuted it seemed obvious that Kitty and Butterfly were in fact the same, but we still haven't found out yet.

Cool Jen- The little sister of WMX. Has become the regular ref since the departure of Shortcakes. She will take on a jobber for a quick win once in a while. Teamed with her brother against the Bro/Sis combo Splooge and Mishieru.

Sancho- Debuted at EAW 1 and has started very slow. In fact he is the newest jobber in the EWA. However, hasn't been seen since the EAW shows.

Cousin Cletus- The cousin of Twin Brothers Keven James and Black Knight. He is a total jobber with fucked up teeth. Likes to drink and play fireman.

Bobbi X 666- The EX girlfriend and valet of Wolfman X. She is not afraid of no one. Has sent Face crying in pain and holding his balls on a couple of occasions. Won her first EWA match by out drinking 88 and Cletus. She became a very active ref at EWA 78 by hitting everyone in the ass with a plastic bat during the D.L.C. match. She snorted Cocaine so was dumped by WMX.

Boris Chaney Lugosi- This guy was the last monster creation of Dr. Evil. HE was an ugly son of a bitch that lost to psycohol in a ladder match. After his loss he actually vanished in thin air, never to be seen again.

Mishieru- Mr. Splooge's more talented sister. Hates men and annoys the Hell out of the entire roster. Beat her brother in a blindfold match, but lost to men like WMX and The Disruptor in her two show existance.

Beth-Sometime camera-woman, had a match/makeout session with Face.

Butterfly Prodigy- Kitty Valentine's twin sister OR alter ego personality. She is very energenic and unlike Kitty very easy-going.

Ohio Express- The Cousin of WMX and Cool Jen from Ohio. A fan of Psycohol. She even came out to HIS song "Peanut butter and Jelly" to go against WMX. Very rough and impressive in her debut match against her big cuz.

Hack McNasty-Debuted at EWA 89 in 2006. Wrestled Keven James in his debut match, and had the upper hand until Face interfered. Hack is short and stocky at about 225lbs. Has tremendous technical skills. He and X-Loco founded The New Reich. Broke Drixon Webb's ribs at EWA 95. Hack McNasty is a force to reckon with. The New Reich beat the duo of WMX and Natas. Beat his partner X-Loco for the IC belt. However, the belt was stripped from him for too many no shows. Has no-showed every Psycohol appearance.

X-Loco- Debuted at EWA 89 in 2006. Loco is very agile for a big man. Weighs in at 340lbs. Can easily kick an opponent as tall as WMX in the head. Seems to match power with the legends such as WMX or Drixon Webb. He and Hack Mcnasty founded The New Reich. X-Loco uses such moves as the Buzzsaw Kick and the Mantis Palm as finishers. Became IC Champion at EWA 93. Along with Hack, has become the fastest rising EWA superstar since WMX and Natas. Beat Face for his first EWA world title. Lost it to Psycohol, and then won it back. Then lost it to WMX at the Ten Year show. Was the victim of the DOE reformation of 2008.

GoreBelly-He made his EWA debut in 2006 at EWA 90 by dragging the dead corpse of Gorilla II. Then interfered in a tag team match single handedly taking out the DOX (WMX and Drixon). He likes to bite people in the neck and throw his ax at them. Gorebelly won his first match at EWA 96 beating the Ninja. Former member of The New Reich. Turned into a jobber for a while. He holds the distinction along with Mr. Splooge to be the only two men to lose to both The Ninja and Suicide. Gorebelly even lost to the 2007-2008 version of Super Splooge. Gorebelly won the IC belt from Face at The Ten Year show.

The Priest- Goth looking dude that caused the Kamilian to leave the EWA. Went 2-0 in his career.