The Legacy Started May 1997 when I was still in High school. Two guys...best friends decided to do something entertaining and fun for that dreaded "Senior Project." We met together nearly 3-5 times a week to research professional wrestling and to script our very own match. We bled, sweated, and, worked together to create the most perfect match. We practiced on the hard ground, which became the future EWA Arena. The characters were two future EWA superstars and myself. The match was such a success that it received the only 100 in about 5-6 years. The match pitted Wolfman X(then as Mighty Sledgehammer) vs. the highflying legend Psycohol(then Psycho Ice-Dog) for the first time out of a total of many, many encounters. The ref was Marvelous Jevon Hill. After a showing of my power vs. his speed and agility, I lost my very first match to a guy that weighed one hundred pounds less then me. We practiced this same match over and over for nearly two months. It was scripted entirely without a single mistake. This could be why years after the fact it is still one of the greatest in my life. However, after the match I attacked Jevon and unfortuately gave him a 'Cliffhanger' legdrop and landed on his ankle. He was in pain for years to come.
During that time period from May 8th 1997(my 18th birthday) to June 5th 1997 all of the potential wrestlers would have a rumble in the backyard. We called it the N.W.F. (Norwich Wrestling Federation). The problem with that was, most of them did not know how to wrestle and a lot of people got hurt. Other than me and Jevon(The Titans), the only other star was The Sandman(future Natas). During the NWF, we had a few great memories. And, thats all they can be since we were cameraless during the entire procedure. One show, Jevon was wrestling Adam Hackett. Jevon knocked Adam down and booted him in the forehead fullforce with his shoe. Adam's forehead was full of blood, and he ran away crying. Fearing a lawsuit, I apologized on behalf of my Titan partner. Another time I was wrestling Brad "Hitman" Gager. He kept running away from me, so I was pissed and I bitch whipped him with a metal chain right across the face. He yelled "OUCH" in so much pain. Then I ass whooped him. Finally our second to last show, we had 2 tournaments. First was the tag tourney, where the main event was Sledge and Sandman vs. Sledge and Jevon. Get this I was on 2 separate teams. Therefore I was guaranteed a belt. I made a deal with Sandman. He lay down and let the Titans win, and I will "make sure" he becomes world Champion. And that's what I did. I purposely lost to Chris Miles, so Sandman would not have any competition. The main event was The Sandman vs. Hitman Gager. I was the REF. Hitman ran away and I counted his ass out.
The rest of the year was basically wrestle-free. That was until January 1998, when Co-founder Natas and I watched my old High school senior project on tape. He then had the idea to have a three way dance with Chainz (Later Drakon). Not like the NWF where people would try to street fight, but something totally like professional wrestling. I came up with the name of the E.W.A. (Extreme Wrestling Association), in Norwich on the street corners of Silver and Rexford streets. We would use all sorts of weapons and videotape every show. The first show only consisted of one match, that was Wolfman X Vs. Natas Vs. Chainz in a three person triangle match. I lost because my head was smashed into a chair. This allowed Natas to become the first ever EWA World champion. When I look back at that match, I have to laugh because all three of us really improved over the years. This show was actually kind of weak, compared to what my senior project was. This was the last match ever to be scripted entirely...the reasoning is because of the time it took up..and the fact I forgot my spot. The date of that show was 2-7-98 and it was in two feet deep worth of snow. We then showed the tape to everyone, up to five times to each and every person. In March as the snow melted we had our second show. This show was a total success. The music was nice and loud, we had two brand new wrestlers(Jevon's EWA debut and GROUND ZERO) and Shortcakes(WMX's future ex-wife)became our referee. I wrestled three times, first losing to Chainz after he dropped a picnic table on me. The second match was called a “Brooklyn Belt match.” This is where Jevon Hill and I wrestled in a match where we whipped each other with leather belts. The third match pitted me vs. the daredevil originator Ground Zero. This match was for the newly developing Intercontinental belt. I won with a chokeslam off the table. The Main Event was Natas successfully defending his World belt against the guy who beat me earlier, Chainz. The very next day, we were all practicing and all of a sudden GZ asked me for a re-match, I said sure at the next show....he said no NOW. we got the camera and wrestled in an inch of snow. Chainz was the guest ref, while natas was ring announcer, I had two valets Shortcakes and Natas' future woman Blondie. Our shows kept getting better as the weather was getting nicer. In April we had our first ever 4 way dance...me, natas, jevon, and GZ. GZ won to get a shot against me for the IC belt. I had the match in which my "Extreme God gimmick came alive" against Ground Zero. We had collected twenty cardboard boxes and set them up in a pyramid form. I hit him in the head with a piece metal, and he fell five feet through the boxes. Then to finish the match, I powerbombed him nine feet off a picnic table through the non-crushed boxes. Natas was still champ destroying Jevon match after match. The EWA was becoming bigger then ever expected. Former enemies Natas and Chainz came together to form the super alliance The New Breed. I formed a trio with a guy (the real life nephew of Mike Rotundo..The crazy Bastard and my valet Fireball. This group lasted this show and only this show. The New Breed were the heels of the EWA, while I was fighting them off with all the strength I had. I ended up losing my IC belt to the World champ Natas making him the first dual champion in the EWA. Minutes later he dropped it to his new buddy Chainz, in a lay down prank match. Jevon and Ground Zero were becoming superstars with their talent and wrestling ability, and 500Lbs Man Mountain Bumpkin was losing every match he was in, but he was indeed the biggest man in the land. One day after reflecting upon my real life situation of a heart scorned, Wolfman X left to be replaced by my alter-ego Tyrone. Tyrone was at first the love slave who had a broken heart, then became the gangster, but when I offended another wrestler(jevon) with my "ghetto-talk" he stripped me down to my shorts. Finally Tyrone became the rebel without a cause. After tasting victory against newcomer the Assassin, WMX came back with a new persona a Hollywood Hogan wannbee. Ground zero brought the EWA to a new high when he fell through a table against another newcomer Maddog(then the Alabama Slammer.) On May 9th we had a unexpected show in Bumpkin's back yard where we had to wait an hour for my opponant....The Buffalo. The show was a house show(no music and costumes) and was pretty good in my and Natas's opinion. The day of Destruction on May 16th 1998 was our best show ever in 1998. Ground Zero, now in the New Breed with Natas and Chainz each dressed up as a different version of Tyrone just to get under my skin. Ground Zero beat Bumpkin in a death match in which the first burning table was used. GZ even was wrapped in barbed wire as he went through the flames. Maddog became his alter ego for the first time Gaybird vs. another newcomer the Kamilian. We then showed how WMX's leather jacket was destroyed causing him to change into Tyrone two shows earlier. The new breed went into the locker room cut it all to Hell and PISSED all over it. I found it and then was all shocked and ready to kill someone. After the footage was over WMX got his ass kicked by the new breed. Jevon beat Chainz for his IC belt, when Ground Zero accidentally hit Chainz with a garbage can. On a sad note...Jevon pulled his groin muscle in the match making it the first hospitalized injury in EWA history. WMX wrestled Natas in a match in which the loser has to be knocked out cold for a period of 10 seconds. We had tons of refrigerator boxes and wood pieces. At the end of the match, I power-bombed him three times for the win. As a result I became the EWA world champion. Then I dumped beer on his back, and dumped it in the hair of his valet Blondie. During my celebration, Jevon and GZ joined me to form the never to be mentioned again trio The Wolfman's Lair. This was the turning point for me. It was my reign in the EWA. Two days later The new Breed broke up, and I was feuding with people like the Assassin and the Kamilian. These two guys had potential but the assassin was too wild and did not know any type of wrestling skill. The kamilian was the most "OVER" midcarder. Everyone and I mean everyone hates him, but me. I actually would hang out with the guy in real-life. Anyway the kamilian would no-sell anything I did, and that would piss me off to the point where I'd punch him right in the fucking face. I think he was the only wrestler that felt a real "no mercy" powerbomb, nearly busting his tailbone. The first jobber entered and he (I mean they) were the ninja. We all thought that there was only one, but after the EWA renegade shows(shows 40-47 where I was absent)in 2001 it was revealed that there were two all along. He was so bad that he lost his first four matches in a row at the same show (*5-18-98). In June we had two awesome shows at local parks. Natas lost a match to Ground Zero in a river via the Godkilla(tombstone piledriver.) Also that show, The kamilian did his famous double ax handle from a slide no-sell. This was the show where marvelous Jevon Hill turned on me to be reformed as the newly improved Notorious Jevon Hill. The second Park show was a lot better. The police came and everything. Ten men wrestled in a steel cage match. The winner of that match would be the one that would face me, for the championship. The ninja was one of the ten men. He was so stupid that he kept running into the cage thinking it was the door. The Ninja was a character that was a total loser that was funny and goofy. He was the original jobber of the EWA. The cage match ended with the Kamilian winning. Also in this show, the unlikely duo was created of WMX and my most bitter enemy Natas. We were known as the Extreme team. The main event was the Kamilain against me. During the match I was on the roof of the pavilion and I jumped off to hit him with a double ax handle, this time he barely sold it but enough to make me not kick the shit out of him for real (ok not too much!) I won that match and was celebrating when a bolt of lightning struck in the background and a tornado started to approach Norwich. Back in the EWA arena we had an awesome triangle match where Natas and Jevon lost to Ground Zero(GZ) giving GZ a shot at me. This match was the most destructive ever. Chokeslam through a flaming table, bodyslams, piledrivers, my first ever gorilla press, and DDTs on the broken table. Ground Zero won by Disqualification when Natas came out to save me. After this show we had another good show. We had the debut of Psycohol in the EWA. He gave me a beating like never before. He was about to win until a faulty piece of equipment collapsed underneath him sending his nose right to my fist. Bam, chokeslam/ powerbomb it was over I got revenge on my High School opponent. But Natas then turned on me to reform the New Breed with Chainz. Also we were witnessed to the debut of EX-Con Drixon Webb. Me and Natas were the bookers of the EWA but GZ kept trying to book himself to be the best. I mistakenly booked him to go undefeated until he would win the belt. He would bring new and shitty wrestlers to the EWA, and honestly we were all sick of his broken table bullshit. There were two occasions where GZ and I would steal these tables. One time from the American Legion, and the second time from the outside of THE POLICE STATION!!!! However, after he went through them, they layed in the yard until I yelled at him to get them out. In the 14th show the unthinkable happened WMX joins the newly reformed New Breed. We kicked the living shit out of the trio of the Exterminators(Jevon And Maddog) and Ian Scott. A quick note about maddog...he never won a match...but as Gaybird he went undefeated. I thought that booking was awesome... The fateful day came 8-2-98 when the EWA was ended. In the show we had the debut of the Black Angel(later Face) who lost to Natas in the eight-man tournament. Ground Zero beat Natas in the final, once again, giving him a shot against me. I lost my match and world belt to Ground Zero. He then took over the federation with the exterminators calling it the UWA(Upstate wrestling Alliance).
After one UWA match, GZ dropped the belt to Jevon and Ground zero moved to Florida and The UWA moved to Jevon’s house. I attended 1 UWA show, the first time I showed I attacked jevon and defeated Exodist in a Wolfman Lair match. Then I lost to Jevon via the "Notorious Edge"
In October, The original three wrestlers of the EWA decided that we missed wrestling, so we decided to start over. Chainz changed his name to Drakon and Natas Changed his music. I went back to that wanna-be ghetto thug named Tyrone. This Federation was called The HWF (Hardcore Wrestling Federation). After we watched this on tape, we realized that we lost the charisma to perform. We were rusty and really weak, weaker then before. We called it quits, winter was coming and we lost most all of our wrestlers to moving and college.
Months later, Natas and I thought that we were going to start the EWA back up again. This was January 1999, so exactly one year after the original we decided to try it one more time. We practiced all over again, but the frozen ground wouldn’t let us. In february we did five promos that introduced the wrestlers to the intended audience. The Ninja, Drakon, Face, Wolfman X, and Natas. We pulled 3 names out of a hat to see who would wrestle in the 3 way dance. It was natas drake and the ninja...I then kicked the Ninjas ass with my patented chokeslam/powerbomb combo to steal his spot. We then waited until March 1999 when it was warmer. This marked the birth of the second revolution of the EWA. This year was nothing to do with the year before, in fact we pretended that no one has ever seen each other before. We only had 4 people(WMX, Natas, Drakon, and, Drixon Webb.) Shortcakes still was the ref. However, the Ninja would make five wrestlers, All of a sudden, another masked jobber made his re-debut. This is when Face-The Black Angel of Death was born. He wears a Jason mask from Friday The 13th and he carried a pitchfork. Later(Jan 11,2001) I spilled the beans to everyone...he was the same guy who wrestled as the Black Angel the year before. This year everyone was a lot better, but we lost Ground Zero, Jevon, and Maddog/Gaybird. Bumpkin wrestled only one match as the Kodiak Bear beating Face, then was never seen again. Natas won the world belt by beating me and Drakon in another triangle match. This one was a lot better than the first one we had in 1998. I even powerbombed Natas hard off the table into a fridge box. The next show the two losers of that match had a match to see who the North American champ would be. I beat Drakon to be the first ever N.A. champ. Psycohol made his entrance into EWA 1999 by talking trash to me. (I later invaded his federation the PXW and lost to him.) The Ninja lost another four matches in a row. Drixon made his second revolution debut my taking out Face with a hard legdrop...nearly breaking his nose. The main event was Natas vs. WMX (title for title) in a thirty-minute Iron Man Match. I won three falls to two being the second dual champ ever. The match consisted of an awesome sidewalk slam into two huge refridgerator boxes. The second revolution lacked story lines but we made up for that in wrestling skill. Me and Natas were going to have seven matches this year 5 single and two triangle matches. I would take it four to three because last year he took it two to one. So overall we end up being 5-5-1. In the fourth show, the Ninja's best friend Mr. Splooge made his debut in the EWA from Psycohol's own federation the PXW(after getting kicked out.) He was even a bigger loser than his friend. Another PXW invader was the evil Mr. Execution. We now had five real wrestlers and four jobbers. But after Face beat Drixon Webb in an I Quit match, Drixon left the Federation. We also re-did the skit where my leather jacket was destroyed by only natas this time. Again it got shred to hell and pissed on. This time though I kicked his ass not me getting mine kicked. So the EWA was four and four the rest of the year. I even lost a match the Ninja by an awesome DQ because Natas attacked Ninja before the match to get Me DQ'ed. He later lost the U.S. belt to Shortcakes...who we stripped and I regained it...only to lay down and give it to my buddy Drake. By the way the New breed was never involved in this revolution. We made a new belt, the Jobber belt. One would have to lose the match to get the belt. EWA 1999 ended in June only three months after it started. It ended with glory though a wolfman lair match...I finished Natas with 10 thats right 10 powerbombs for the 10 count. I moved to Oneonta, NY, so we all thought that the EWA was over but......
In March 2000, I went back to Norwich and happened to see Natas and Drakan beating up on psycohol. I got out of my car and began fighting with them all. This was the lead in to EWA 2000. April 2000 I wrestled Psycohol to a 2 outta 3 fall draw. This was only called the exhibition match, because we were the only two there that day. A few weeks later I went back(I only live 30 miles away.) and found Mr. Splooge on a swing. After trying to have peace with him, he insulted me, making me so enraged, I beat him to a pulp. I then discussed the future of the EWA with Psycohol. This is where the name EWA 2000 was born, but without Natas and Drakon. Why weren't they gonna be with us? This was because me and Natas were having a real life argument on the events of my last night in Norwich(non-wrestling related) But we heard that Jevon was coming back. Jevon did return in the next show wrestling Psycohol in three matches in a row. First Psycho won a tree match grabbing the belt. Then Jevon won a finishers match with the New York elbow. The third match had a guest referee. That ref was me, The match ended up a no-contest because I beat them both up, giving them the double 10 count. EWA 2000 was getting great, the matches were awesome, with so many new moves from everybody. The jobbers weren't really apart of all the shows they were all training, waiting for their opportunity to shine. We had Jevon back, but it was only for that one show. So it was only me, psycohol, and the four jobbers, showing up only sometimes.The next show Mr. Splooge was arguing with me and out of no where comes GROUND ZERO from Florida. He beat up Splooge, which enraged me because he stole my time. We had our seventh match that day and I won in my infamous Wolfman Lair match. Then all of a sudden NATAS and DRAKON show up. (me and Natas discussed everything and came to an understanding) Natas challenges Ground Zero, but loses to Psycohol first. Natas vs. Ground Zero, following the stunner, Natas beats him for the first time ever. Ground Zero left EWA 2000 for Belgium. Natas and Drakon returned for one last show claiming to start a new federation, which never happened (THE UWA) The last two shows were great matches with me and Psycohol, trading the World belt back and forth. My Brother from Brooklyn Napalm came to visit me from home and presented me with a new baseball bat and we beat Psycohol with it. Napalm wrestled one match against the Ninja and beat him easily. EWA 2000 ended August 1st 2000 when I powerbombed Psycohol through a burning box.
Following tradition, the EWA was on our post-summer off season when Psycohol, Ground Zero, and WMX all got E-mails from Natas to meet him at the spot where he won the world belt in 1998. It was November 2000, and we all met up there and did not see anything, we split up and all found different jobbers hiding waiting for us. I was beating up Mr. Execution when he told me that Natas had nothing to do with it. It was Ground Zero who set us all up. I then found Psycho who was wearing the same pants as Mr. Ex. I questioned him, but he just shrugged it off. He then found GZ and chased him up a twelve foot deer stand where I was waiting. I headbutted him off. Then Psycohol came up to congratulate me, but I chokeslammed him off. We both fought all the way to an old car where we went move for move until GZ laid us both out cold. On December 21st 2000 I heard some disturbing news, Mr. Splooge was missing in the woods. Me and Psycohol went up to look for him. I found him eating snow and growling like an animal. When he saw me, he gave me a spear, his only offensive move EVER. After catching my wit I beat him up, only to have him run away. I then Pursued Psycohol back to the deer stand and threw him off again. He then knocked me down and gave me a splash off the stand and then a flying cross body. We then fought on the car again. After the powerbomb, I left and found Mr. Splooge and put him in my trunk.
EWA 4 was born on Jan 11th 2001. It was only Psycohol, WMX and the four jobbers. The ninja lost another four matches in a row. It happens so much that I named it the Ninja Gauntlet. I began the show as both world champ(reclaimed from EWA 2000) and IC champ.(reclaimed from EWA 1 since all other IC champs are no longer around.) After beating splooge, I vacated my IC belt and let Face and Mr. Ex pick between it and my old broken baseball bat. Face turned on his friend and grabbed both. I then told the world that it was a setup, because we were childhood friends. The Main Event- WMX vs. Psycohol 3 outta 5 falls. Winner of the match and new EWA World Champ Psycohol! On April 16th 2001 we had our second show of the year, and it was memorable. We had the return of the Kamilian who started to diss WMX and psycohol. For his efforts he received a Blitzkrieg onto an ironing board, and the debut of the worst wrestler in EWA history Scottito, who beat the Ninja and Mr. Splooge in a 3 way dance. The Ninja kicked some ass in a match vs the Kamilian but lost. In the most tragic event, psycohol in a match vs WMX, was going for a leapfrog, (the 1st move of the match) and landed wrong and broke his ankle. The EWA wresters cancelled the end of the show and spent 3 hours in the hospital. This is where me and psycohol decided to put our feud aside and form a team together calling it the Doctors of Extreme. With my fellow Doc on the shelf, this gave me and Natas a chance to book our last match together. We wanted to include all that we could, and make it the best match we have ever had. To do this we had to practice, since we haven't worked together in about 2 years. We also wanted to be extreme...so we introduced box moves. We kept thinking of new one's to do, we finally came up with 2 a piece. I was to do a chokethrow and a sidewalk slam, and he was to do a theze press as I was in a chair and he would superkick me off the table. EWA 3 was to start calling it Burnt Alive. I was to face the winner of the first ever 4 way jobber match, but all of a sudden the returning NEW BREED cut me off. Natas spoke with me about being 5 and 5 wins a piece...as a joke I added we have a draw cuz we both were eliminated in that 4 way match back in 1998. Well this would be the deciding factor the last match. And what a match it was... it involved pure wrestling skill, brutality, boxes and all of our patented moves. I did give him that sidewalk slam into the boxes, but changed the choke throw to a chokeslam(that saw him land feet first) so on the spur of the moment natas says to WMX, give me a move where my feet can't hit first! I picked him up like a sack of potatoes and gave him a spine buster off the table driving my shoulder into his stomach. His feet did not land first.. but he did not expect my unorthodoxed spinebuster. In return he did give me the superkick but instead of the theze press... he gave just ripped me off the table me flying into the boxes bruising my elbow to Hell. Also we saw our patented stunner/chokeslam combos, me catching him off the table for the most painful sidewalk slam in the business, and 2 kick outs of eachothers finishing moves. The match ended with a draw we both leveled each other with weapons to allow then ref the 10 count. After watching the encounter we both agreed it was the best damn match of our long assed mother fucking fued. The next show being planned was the one that included the retirement of Jevon Hill. He was to beat the current champ Psycohol who was still suffering from his broken ankle. Me and Jevon planned our match to be our best ever just like me and Natas did earlier. The biggest difference was that me and Natas were working on match number 12, while me and jevon were working on match 4. Also I wanted to include an imprumptu match like I did back in the first revolution with Bumpkin and later the Ninja. The only difference would be the first two weren't booked but this one would be. Also I planned on a huge match with the Kamilian. This would be a 3 fall match where the first fall would be a tree match then first blood then for the first time ever first fire match! The show was pretty good Jevon was the best I have ever seen him.... definately one of the top 5 ever in the EWA. Splooge went to open his first show, but he started to pick on me and my leather jacket. I attacked him and slapped him into my wolfman leghold...calling out the ref to see him tap out...the first match of the show was only about 5 secs long. Mr. Ex comes out to congratulate me and i get him into the ankle lock submission...yelling at him to take splooge to the hospital to see how HIS ankle is. They both were gone from the show...as for the Ninja he was not even booked. The only jobber left, Face defended against psycohol for his IC belt. I was the referee..and since me and him were close buddies and I just broke Psyco's Ankle the show before the Natas match...so it would seem I would allow my friend Face to defend his belt w/o no problem. I tripped psyco to the ground and told face to go for his headbutt. As he was running bam big boot out of no where. I slapped him into the figure four and psyco climbs to get his belt and he is the new IC champ... our third dual champ ever. We have formed the Doctors of Extreme. Unfortunately his double reign was short lived because after I demolished The Kamilian in a three fall ass kicking, psyco went on to face Jevon Hill. This was a classic match with it going back and forth until psyco reaggrivated his ankle after his backflip splash. Jevon hit the notorious edge and the New York Elbow for his first ever EWA world championship. Then all of a sudden Faces runs out of the back to assualt the injured psycohol. Face wanted revenge for his loss earlier. In his only "I quit match" of the year, Face upset psycohol by kicking the shit out of the bad ankle and regaining the belt. Since The Kamilian grabbed the belt eariler in our match he gets a shot at Jevon. But I gotta say that the 3 fall match was impressive... even though I was really stiff to the Kamilain with my suplex, chokeslam, powerbomb... the reasoning was because of his inability to sell moves. He just can't wrestle pro style. After I was going for my tilt a whirl he locked on to me like a fly on shit, I was enraged so I gave him a very stiff Sambo slam (WWF's mantaur style). Then I went for a Meltdown again he no selled locking on to me like he wanted to hug. So I put him down a gave him a quick jab into the chest. Anyways, I won the first blood fall by having my DOE partner hold him as I smacked him in the head 3 times with the metal for the first blood. The last fall I simply put a burning coat on top of him for the win...needless to say it looked like shit cuz of his stupid no selling SHIT-(Mother Fucker). Anyways he got the title shot, and in a real submission style match Jevon had him tapping after 4 minutes or so. Then they continued pro style until me and psyco got sick of it and caused a double DQ. Then main event of the show was World champ Jevon vs. WMX. After both going move for move, I won the match with a powerbomb off the table for the 1-2-3. After that we hit fists with respect, and Jevon retired from the EWA. The revolution was half done, 4 down 4 to go. In real life I was getting married to Shortcakes, so I decided to use that as an angle for skits to open the rest of the shows. So in show five we saw The Doctors of Extreme talking about Natas rumored to show up and fight, but to no avail... he no showed. Well the next day Psyco was hanging with the Ninja and invited him into the house. Inside we saw My finance and my little 5 yr old sister (future Cool Jen) sitting on the couch. Well as psyco left The Ninja kissed shortcakes and ask her for a date. Luckily psyco saw this and told the arriving WMX about it, I didn't care about the kiss, I was pissed at the fact she called me an asshole. See I was using her as a slave on camera, so she was now exacting her revenge. Well as me and psyco were walking in the back we see the ninja...he stole the EWA world belt from Psycos house. We kicked his ass and then ended the skit. All of a sudden as we all were watching it we noticed psyco saying it was his belt, and we were like oh shit, Jevon is still champ! Well we explained it on the beginning of the 5th show. The date was June 21st 2001. Exactly 2 years after the end of the second revolution. Anyways... Jevon was stripped due to his retirement, but we used an angle that he was taking steriods. Now that the belt was vacant, Psyco said that he had it last week because he is now EWA champ again. I had a problem with that... I beat Jevon at the last show so I should be champ. We then set up a tournament that Natas won making him the 5 time EWA champ tied with WMX. In the tournament we saw Natas vs. Splooge for the first time in EWA history,(in a match where Natas mocked Jevon's style) WMX vs. Shortcakes, Mr. EX vs. Kamilian, And psyco vs. Face. I interupted the Mr ex match causing a no contest. So it was to be WMX vs. Natas for the 13th time...all of a sudden comes Kamilian wanting to challenge me for my spot, since he was about to win. But of course he fucked it up and we were like no one is gonna know why he's wrestling me, since he did not mention that he was trying to take my spot. Anyways we wrestled and he double armed DDTed me through a park picnic table. He made me pass out from his camel clutch. However our second tape malfuctioned so that and the rest of the show never recorded and it was postponed a month later. And all of this happened after we were questioned by the fucking FUZZ(cops). Some old bag complained, and called the pigs after us. So in July we all got back together, and pretended as if nothing changed, all we had on tape was the first round.. so we had to start again with the pretending of the WMX/ Natas 13th match. After The kamilain fucking up 2 times again forgetting his lines, we were doing it for the third time that day(4th altogether)and he had to leave. His MOMMY came to get him. So we set up Mr. EX challenging me for the spot. In a piledriver match he beat me for his biggest win ever. Then he was beat by Natas. Natas beat psyco for the EWA belt to win the tourney.(In my very own Wolfman Lair match). Natas win the EWA belt for the 5th time exactly 2 years after he lost it to WMX in the same type of match he lost it also. He had the ewa belt, but to add even more credit to his win, he brought back the original ewa belt as well as the EWA 1999 belt. So he had 3 ewa belts at once. Then we had Drakon dress up as Mr. EX to have for the first and only time ever the 4 way jobber match. After splooge was eliminated Drakon went in the back to fight the real Mr. EX and somehow ended up getting his stuff back and winning the match and becoming the IC champ. Now we added the only new footage of the day the rematch for the EWA belt Natas vs. Psycohol. This match was won by Psycohol in an awesome 2 outta 3, tree match, the winner was the one who grabbed two belts. So for the third time psyco was the EWA champ.
WMX and Shortcakes gets married on July 8th, 2001. So after the wedding and honeymoon we had 3 shows left. The skit that was presented was very funny. Ok its supposed to be July 7th and Ninja and Splooge are trying to stop the wedding, so they go over to WMX's parents house where shortcakes was staying while WMX was at Napalms house. They think that if they show her their dicks, that she will dump wmx for them. Of course she laughs at them and the skit was a mixture of Ninja and Splooge running around and WMX and Shortcakes getting married. When we were at the reception...the two masked losers stole my car and destoyed my leather jacket. Thats the third jacket in 4 years to be destroyed by another wrestler. July 9th me and psyco got revenge on the ninja by pissing on his face. While natas pissed on splooges face for stealing his leather thrashing idea. The show that we had was long hot and rather tiring. The show started the way it was supposed to be booked, the breed and the doctors arguing...the kamilian comes out to challenge us all...he gets a belly to back throw down and then 4 finishers in a row. First it was psycos backflip splash, then Drake's reverse piledriver, then Natas's stunner, and after I cleared them all away it was WMX's Blitzkrieg. Then is when I changed the booking and shooted the rest of the opening. Kamilian's brother was supposed to run out and knock me out with a hub cap...but instead after I got hit, I tackled him down and punched him. All of a sudden, a quick real fight happened... The kamilain started to choke me and I flipped him over and punched him 4 or 5 times then picked him up and gave him a real full nelson slam. Then psyco announced that he was once again PXW champ because he just wanted it. Shortcakes presented me with a brand new leather jacket straight from Niagara Falls Canada...on our honeymoon He beat the kamilian making his match against Natas non-title. Commish Squires turned heel and made this match a no DQ, 7 1/2 count match with no submissions. All of these stipulations were added when psyco cleanly had Natas beat but squires changed the rules which finally allowed Natas the win. The rest of the show was 3 handicapped matches, Natas losing to Mr. Splooge, after I attacked Natas in the 4th match of his gauntlet, Drakan making his ewa wrestling return by beating the Ninja in quick fashion. and WMX vs psycohol. We were still the doctors so we had a friendly wrestling bout in which he cleanly pinned me to retain his EWA and PXW belts. This was the last appearence of Natas in the 4th revolution. Show 7 was one week later....and the skit was me and psyco at my grandmother's house visiting my Aunt Erica. Ok I sent invitations to the two masked losers to come there for some ho's and shit. I hung my new jacket up and showed my version of the Ninja hood...a gray shirt from Delhi college in central newyork. I put it on my head and strangely i looked a lot like the real Ninja. Splooge came and basically got an ass beating from the WMX-Ninja. I showed him who I was and that was for the stealing of my car and the desroying of my old leather. Then the real Ninja came... Splooge was pissed he still thought it was me and he gave the ninja a flying double head scissors. The show itself was very hot and tiring...mainly because we rushed it since we were going to the fair. Psyco tired of my ways...taking him to my Grandma's basically being pussy in his eyes turned on me. Our matched was booked to be our first ever brawl style match. And that was what it was with WMX winning with my new blitzkrieg onto a chair...winning both the EWA and PXW belts. I then proceded to trash his EWA version of the belt and brought back the original, the black leather gold's gym weight lifting belt as the EWA world title. Then Me psyco and The kamilian had a three dance... Amazingly the Kamilain beat both me and Psycohol to win his second biggest match ever, He claims his greatest win was the 10 man cage match. We the had a Wolfman Lair match in which I destroyed him to keep both of my belts.
The last and final show of my EWA was August 16th 2001. I spent the whole year thinking of ways to make this show special to me. This was my retirement show. I thought for months of the proper name...and I came up with The End Of the Legacy. The skit that was presented was short...me, Mr. EX, Face and Psyco were the only one's involved. Face and psyco stole my old pissed on leather and my 2 yr old EWA shirt. Face threw psyco in the back of WMX's dad's car who was following WMX and EX to The EWA Trailor (from the first ever show). The two evil men burned psyco's EWA belt, while psyco burned wmx's prided shirt. This led to their last challenge. The match that would happen would be the greatest of my career. I wanted it to end with the guy who I began it with Psycohol. I wanted it to be in the EWA arena but I also wanted it to be in the place where the first show took place back in 1998. I spent my whole year coming up with this one match, Whenever I came up with a spot in my head, I wrote it down to save it for this last match. I wanted us to re-do everything we have ever done. I wanted this match to be like none other before. This match...would be a 2 out of 3 fall, falls count anywhere in Chenango county, Wolfman Lair match. The show started with an awesome Mr. Splooge gauntlet where he wrestled the ninja, Drakon for the first time, the returning Drixon Webb, Psycohol for the second time, and Mr. EX for the first time. Then WMX ran through the annual jobber guantlet...this time all four instead of three. Unlike Natas...WMX sweeped the gauntlet to get his match against psycohol. But before we wrestled we interfered in a pretty shitty match that consisted of The Kamilan defending his IC belt against Drixon. It was ruled a no contest.
Now it was time I have been waiting for..the greatest match of my career..My EWA belt on the line..and my pride on the line as I wrestled my last match ever. I wanted to end on top as the greatest. At the time (in 2001) I told everyone that I was retiring because I didn't want to keep going and fuck my body up falling on the hard ground week after week, and not giving it time to heal because of all then heavy lifting I had to do at work. However, the real reason I quit was because Shortcakes fucking whined her little ass off and begged me to give it up, and as the GREAT husband I was I listened to her and quit my LIFE'S BLOOD. The match started in The EWA arena where psycohol was wearing my old leather mocking me. He then went after my wife with a chair...and the chair connected to his face when he ran right into my big boot. Then chokeslam and Blitzkrieg. I set a bunch of boxes on FIRE and sidewalk slammed psyco off the table right into the heat from Hell. He got me later by giving me a theze press off the garage roof as I was standing on a metal table. We went back and forth, weapon shots, signature moves a 6 spin headscissors takedown. Until he gave me a psyco flip off the table as I was on a chair landing hard backwards into the boxes. He then threw a chair at me and superkicked me off the table, Then I lost my first ever fall in a Wolfman Lair match when he hit me with the first ever moonsault in EWA history. I came back for more of the battle. I hit an awesome 4 move combo(tilt a whirl, meltdown, full nelson slam and kamikazi DDT) then i ended it with a bulldog. He felt an awesome suplex and flying clothesline off the porch. He hit me with an awesome frankensteiner, flipping lariet, 360 degree back elbow, bamboo stick shots and etc. I hit a running leap off the table for a splash. 3 sweet wolfman legdrop/cliffhangers in a row, and i finished this part of the match with a suplex off the table. I threw him in my backseat and drove him to the park. There is where we battled back and forth, with him hitting an awesome frog splash, tornado ddt, and I finished this area with a double powerbomb in the creek. I drove to my grandmothers but made him walk. There is where I capitalized. I gave him all my oldschool EWA1 moves. Tombstone, belly to belly, reverse wolfman edge, sledgehammer drop and sledgehammer slam, piledriver, body slam and my imfamous suplex piledriver. I threw him into the back of my trunk and drove him to the PXW arena. He kicked my ass there. Another frog splash, diamond dust, 2 spin headscissors, headscissor takedown, roundhouse off my knee to kick me down, and we battled to the railroad tracks. There is where he was met with a piledriver onto the tracks...we met in his backyard where we fought with weapons, he gave me senton flips, and we did a combo of arm drags, an awesome Japanese armdrag, and a baseball bat swinging metal to his face. He got the upper hand and threw me in my trunk and drove 10 miles to the spot where the EWA was started...the ewa trailor. We fought on the car...twist of fate, impaler, and a career ending piledriver that left me in pain for weeks after, I gave him a big boot chokeslam and an outstanding blitzkrieg. Then I brought him to the 12 ft deerstand. from the top we fought back and forth. I punched him in the face accidently for real and he flew off...making that the best looking move off my career. I just won the second fall. It was now 1 to 1. Then as I got down.. he gave me a low blow, climbed to the top and delivered an awesome elbow from the top. We were heading back to my car as I gave him a quick jab to the kidney. I put him on top and drove back to the EWA arena. This is where I finished it...Big boot, Chokeslam off the table, And two blitkriegs...the second being my best ever. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 and the match was over...Still EWA champion Wolfman X. I had just ended my match 1 hour and 18 minutes long. The best match of my career, everything I hoped it would be, I performed at the top of my game and so did Psycohol. After the match I celebrated with Drake and Drixon. In a heroic event me and Psyco shook hands reuniting as THE DOCTORS OF EXTREME. I ended my career on top and my wife SHORTCAKES on top of my shoulder. I will never forget my four years as the Legacy. The EWA is still around because we all swore that the EWA is forever!!!!!!
In January 2002 WMX, Shortcakes, Psyco, and Sarah went to NYC and after fighting in a hotel I felt the urge to make my return to the EWA that the guys were doing without me. We filmed a skit where Psyco bought me a Brooklyn hat which would bribe me back into the FED. I accepted but as his bodyguard. At work I came up with the idea to become the owner which could bring back the feud I had with Natas. So me, Shortcakes Psyco and Bones filmed a segment where The DOE destroyed Bones and I announced my big news. In real life, Natas felt betrayed by me because he felt I was gonna ruin all his storylines. He then created the XWA(WWF). I then felt that I should start the EWA over in Oneonta with new rookies. The guys were Walmart Joe, Fenix, The Disruptor, Jacob Cross, White Devil, and two new jobbers, Suicide and Manager BoB. We did numerous skits that would set up friendships between WMX and WMJ, set up the story of WMX being a teacher to the white Japanese wrestler Fenix. And The Huge Fued between WMX and The Disruptor was set up. "The New EWA had only 3 shows. EWA 48 was new and inventive. We had the Extreme Gauntlet in which names were pulled from a hat, and the loser of each match would leave and the winner would continue until there was only one man left. The stars in the match were people like Face, Disruptor, Mr. Execution, Splooge, Suicide, Manager BoB, the Big Ninja, and the winner Walmart Joe. That win enabled him the IC belt. The main event was Psycohol vs. four other men in a 5 way dance. He won with the help of WMX. We rushed show 49 to get it out of the way for EWA 50. Psycohol was leaving for Port Chester, and I really wanted this to be the all out show. I called Jevon, Drixon, Kammy, And Drakon to be apart of the ultimate show of the old and the new. The Disruptor at the time was feuding big time with WMX and during a skit entitled "The Wolfman's Lair" he stole all my shit. When 50 opened, it was my music, but this rip off artist wearing my clothes. I wanted a great opening, and I thought that openings where one character is mocking another is the best type. So we have the Disruptor mocking me. The opening is what really sticks in my mind from this show. EWA 50 was a milestone. I have never planned anything after it. So I wanted to make it as good as possible. We had a record number of stars and a huge list of matches. Mr. Splooge ran the Loser Gauntlet of course losing to everyone. We had an awesome story where me and Jevon kept hinting at the main event. We knew it would be The DOE and Jevon in the main event, and we made it seem that it was on opposite sides. We did this cool thing where all 3 of us would give Manager BoB the same move one after the other. Also this show saw alot of injuries. The Disruptor Cracked The Ninja's elbow open with the Kendo Stick, The Disruptor Cracked Drixons finger with The Kendo Stick, Suicide made The Ninja bite his own tongue with The Retard Factor. And the worst injury in the history of the EWA...WMJ was giving Mr. Ex the Death Valley Driver and he dislocated his own thumb. As a result, Drakon, me, Shortcakes, and Jess Corey took him to the Hospital. As we were gone the fellow stars did a match where everyone was after the Disruptor since (following Psycohol's retirement speech) I set a bounty on The Disruptor's head. Whoever pinned the Disruptor would be new champion. The match ended a no-contest. The show saw the firings of Mr. Splooge for losing the gauntlet and Mr. Ex for his part of WMJ's mistake. It was main event time. The DOE-Titan Coalition vs. Disruptor, Fenix, and White Devil.(WMJ was supposed to be in the match but, his injury prevented that.)The match saw The Disruptor fly off the garage roof into flames, and then I gave him a modified cliffhanger. The end saw WMX pin The Disruptor with the Blitzkrieg and become the only 7 time EWA champion at that time. In a show of emotion dedicated to my grandfathers I dedicated my belt to them, Poppy who passed away sept 2001, and The Old man who would pass away only 3 weeks after this show. Months went by after EWA 50. I was unsure if I was going to continue the EWA at all. The Disruptor, Fenix, and The White Devil wanted to start their own fed called the EWF. I was asked to be the owner of their fed. I thought about it but turned them down. I thought about starting a thing called the EWA connection, which would be a sitcom of sorts. However, Jevon and psycohol were in talks of having their own match. So I decided to have it in my new backyard of my own bought house. It was a mystery but, it became EWA 51. I was hating the owner gimmick, because my time on camera was stupid such as teaching Fenix new moves, or refing matches. I decided to ditch the Owner shit, and all of the belts. And I also decided that the EWA will end when we all die. Basically meaning The EWA will follow the logo EWA 4-LIFE. EWA 51 was my last show as owner. Psycohol moved back from Port Chester, and I had to bring back Splooge and Ex. Splooge came back after he hit me with a savate kick. The show saw Jevon vs. Psycohol in 2 matches each man taking 1 victory. Thinking back to that show, hell thinking back to EWA 48-51 I did not want my EWA career to be like this. I wanted the spotlight again. I wanted the excitement. I wanted videos to show mother fuckers. So I thought I need to come back some way some how. I was thinking of 2 options. 1. WMX comes back as a boxer and has 1 boxing match per show. 2. WMX comes back as a "real" wrestler and does it freestyle. However, even thinking like that did not make me happy. I wanted to come back as The Extreme God. I wanted to kick ass like I used to. So I basically decided after a long talk with Shortcakes, Promising her I won't get hurt, and promising her that I would not talk to Sarah any longer that EWA 52 will be the Return of the Wolfman everyone loves. So in July of 2003, we went back to Norwich to the famed EWA arena. I was angry at the time in real life. I was very close with a certain friend. All of a sudden we just stopped being friends. So, just like Tyrone back in EWA 6, I brought total emotion into the battlefield. I Burned(with fire) the DVD that I got for my birthday. Mr. Ex was still fired but I called him out and told him that if he beat the man who was coming out of retirement, he would get his job back and the IC belt. Before that match, The Ninja came back and he was more improved than ever. He actually can hit all his moves and has technical ability. For my debut match back in the EWA I wanted to have surprise element. So I used the original WMJ mask and mocked him. I tore it off and Destroyed Mr. EX. However, I forfeited the match to let him back in the EWA and plus, I did not want the IC belt. Also my DOE partner came out of retirement-Psycohol. I thought to myself, we need a new World champion, a man that deserves it. I thought of a guy that has been around since EWA 1998. The man that will carry the belt is none other than Face. I was so happy with the show that I wanted to bring back the newbies. Of course that meant The Disruptor and Suicide. In real life The Disruptor lived with me. He is a cool guy, but in The EWA I hate him. I think he is imporving greatly tho. Now the newest member of the EWA is damn awesome. He is Max Delirium and he is a cross between GZ and Psyco. In real life he is the nephew of Brian 'Crush' Adams. In the EWA he is a silent assassin. Me, Shortcakes, Amanda(later Heroin)WMJ, and MAX have been watching all of the Fri the 13th's. I thought that it'll be cool if Face no longer talks. So The DOE took his voice away by beating the hell out of his neck. EWA 54 brought in 3 newcomers, first was 187 who was Suicide's and Ninjas old Trainer. He was awesome in his debut, by pinning me once in a 2 outta 3 fall 3 on 1 handicapped match. He wore all black and a "ninja hood" Next we had Gen Incoherence. He is a white man thinking he is black. He reminds me of Tyrone the Gangsta. The third debut was my newest friend Amanda. We all thought of a name for her right before EWA 54. Me and Psyco came up with Heroin. It is a cross between the drug and a female hero. Anyway in the EWA she is the old friend of me and Face. She hails from Staten Island. I wanted to go back to being a heel, so the DOE punked out the new female girly girl. The Doe have been planning on some future stuff. We will have a tag team tourney for the first tag champs. We HAVE to have a December show because in the 5 year history of the EWA we have NEVER EVER had a show in December. Ok EWA 55 was due to come up. It was supposed to be the tag tourney. However, Shortcakes had to work. Heroin had to work. So we did not have enough people to camera and ref. Because it is obvious that the jobbers cannot do those two jobs. So we just had a great show. Psyco really wanted to run the jobber gauntlet. So we set that up. When we were talking on aol one day, we were joking how me and 187 both pinned each other once. With my reputation, I could not allow that. So I wanted to beat the bastard to Hell. Ever since Face won the belt, he has not defended it in a win. In fact, he lost to Psyco who happened to be the jobber champ, by losing to the Ninja when he was asleep on my couch. Face was set to destroy suicide, and with Mr. Ex's help beat Max. After talking with The Disruptor, he thought it would be cool if WMX and Mr. EX beat 187 in a handicapped match. So I asked psyco, and he agreed. In that match I wanted to go airborne. So off a 5 ft porch I hit my WM legdrop and cliff hanger. Then I debuted my version of the Van-terminator called Year 1979. After the show, Jevon came over, and we were boxing and since I hate 187, and I wanted to become an even bigger heel, we KILLED him and threw him off a cliff. It is now my mission to find old jobbers and eliminate them. December 2003 came and we planned on doing the show on the 20th. Psycohol took this whole weekend off, so it would be perfect. However, what I failed to realize was that Shortcakes has to work every Saturday at 1030AM. I was in a jam. I could not cancel this show, because of it being December. So I had to tell the guys we were starting at 8AM. Max hasn't been out of bed before 10AM in the past year, so now he had to break tradition to be apart of the show. The 20th came, and I was feeling like shit. I was tired and sick. But The show MUST go on. 8AM came and The only ones ready was The DOE and Shortcakes. So we decided to do the opening without anyone else present. We were on this kick of picking on 187, so we thought to wear black "Ninja" hoods and both comeout as him. Suicide was then supposed to come out as WMX, but he was no where to be found. We did the opening, and it was a blast. At 810AM still no one but us and The Disruptor. I told him to get Max out of bed and lets get this show on the road. Finally, everyone was here, so the matches were to begin. Suicide wanted to fight me, as a result of him stealing my clothes, but that never happened. We had a 24/7 match anyway. I wanted to see a good one on one technical match, so I booked Ninja vs. Max. It was good, especially the Ninja doing a sweet "flippy pin" ala Ground Zero. Back in 2001 we had the first ever 4 way jobber match. I wanted to book it again. I also wanted it to be more serious and not so much as a joke. It was successful, with Face winning this one. The tag team tourney was difficult to do. We did not have a person to do the camera half of the time. So we used a garbage can as a tripod. However, there were a few moves and pins that appeared off camera, because the wrestlers went out of range. That was ok, because nothing huge was missed. But there were 1 and a half matches that we had to redo because the tape ran out without our knowledge. The 4 way match had to do it twice, and the match with The DOE vs. Shortcakes and the Gorilla, we had to redo the second half of it. I did this awesome Boot from Hell to Shortcake's Face, but the tape ran out right at the spot my foot hit the chair. Therefore no one saw the damage that I did to my own wife. Basically the rest of the show went as planned, and afterwards we ALL were tired and sore as Hell. After The Titans killed 187, Psycohol wanted to kill someone with me. So we decided that The Gorilla had to go. EWA 57 was about to hit, and at my house we had Jevon and Ground Zero! I needed to involve them into the next show. I was also back in touch with Natas, so I wanted him there too. Anyway Ground Zero was staying at my house for a week, and Jevon the first weekend. I made sure Psycohol could come over, and we prepared what to do to involve them into the show. GZ and Jevon only wanted a small part, so I proposed a 4 on 1 match against Suicide. It happened, and all was cool, until the 2 returnees threw Psyco off my roof. Now that I had that footage, I wanted to add random footage of myself being a killer heel. I had some footage where I beat up Napalm's 2 year old son, Josh. I also added some shit where I beat up a bum on the Brooklyn Bridge. The show itself came. Natas was there, I called Drakon and Drixon and they were there. I asked Commish Squires to come but he no-showed. I was reading a Marilyn Manson book and he had an awesome quote that I could use for The Disruptor, "For every hour you play Dungeons and Dragons thats another day longer you will keep your virginity." Psychotron debuted which was like a Face clone. The highlights of the show were the killing of the Gorilla bitch and the 4 way dance featuring the best way to allow Natas to leave. He and I decided he shouldn't go out weak, but he shouldn't go out over me either. We decided to end the 4 way match in a declaration of respect. That show was in Feb 2004 and it became April 2004 and we haven't done notta. Anyway, I have been showing my pals lots of the old EWA and they really wanted to come and watch. That meant my good friend's 5 little kids watching us in action too. The two older ones like ages 10 and 12 wanted in the EWA. Their mom said no, but I convinced her that they gotta. The show (EWA 58) was set for a Monday, and all weekend I was sick as a dog. That really pissed me off, because I was set to use my new Motorcycle. However, I could not get it or myself ready so I had to abandon the idea. Monday was here and I was hitting it with the SHITS. Anyhow, Psyco and I were planning for months to do a show where we switch characters for a show. It kept getting pushed back, because of the returns of Natas and GZ. Well finally we came out and did each other's gimmick the entire show. It was a blast and worked nice. Also this show, EX wrestled his last match in his dress. The Stipulation is over. The show came and the main event was sweet, putting Max over both DOE. We also saw the debuts of Vince Demented and Dr. Evil. After watching the show, and showing my buddies the old EWA, I think to myself we need to go back to the roots. I NEED to go back to MY roots. In EWA 59, I went back to my roots all right. I announced that every show ending with a 0 will be a Day of Destruction and every show ending with a 5 will be a Wrestlecraze. I turned on Psycohol, but Shortcakes and Heroin turned on me. This was at EWA 59 where Redneck Willie debuted. Again I was all set to use my new Motorcycle, but now the damn thing won't start. So hopefully it will for EWA 60. With EWA 60, I was hoping for the feelings I got out of EWA 8 Day of Destruction. We even called it EWA Day of destruction 2004. My motorcycle again let me down. And the show did not live up to its legacy. I did kill another character in The Wolfman. Ok EWA 61 was a very good show. Psycohol, WMX, and Shortcakes all being fans of Oldies (Rock N' Roll) decided that everyone had to use an oldies song for their entrances. Some of the guys did not appreciate the oldies so they told me to pick them out. I picked out There's a moon Out Tonight for Disruptor or someone like that. This show marked the beginning of the Extreme Rumble. It is a lot like The Royal Rumble, but without the time limits. To be eliminated, a wrestler has to be thrown off the ledge in the front of my house. WMX and Psycohol were eliminated at the same time for the double win. In between the breakup of The DOE and EWA 62, I could not help wanting to use Out Ta Get Me (DOE's Music)in the EWA. I thought maybe everytime I was out there with Psyco I'd use that Music to piss him off, but I thought of a better Idea. Using the same music and using the same name, we would become the DOX (Doctors' of Xtreme). This four man Supergroup consisted of WMX, Gen. Inco, Dr. Evil, and Disruptor. Psycohol who was with Shortcakes at this time did not even have a clue. All of the sudden EWA 62 is here and that song is used for the opening, and I announce the DOX. However, Psycohol has a surprise for me, he and Shortcakes were the parents of Lizzi' M'Gizzi. I knew the truth at the time, but being stunned of the slight possibility just flipped out. The main event of this show was grand. Dr. Evil and I create our own Frankenstein Monster, to unleash on Psycohol. But in the end, it is assumed that Psyco killed Frankenstein in their death match, by crushing his head under a steel shed. In between 62 and 63, I wanted to fight Psycohol 1 on 1. We haven't fought 1 on 1 since the 2001 match. Since we had a newbies and friends of newbies that like to watch, I decided it was time to main event with the top 2 daddies. I didn't want to out do our 2001 match I wanted this one fresh. We wrestled in a finisher's match and in the end I reigned supreme once again. However, Mr. Splooge wanting to outdo us, decided to wrestle everyone on the roster. Even though he lost every match, this Splooge Gauntlet was awesome. Evil Alice and her friend even made Splooge look like an asshole. This show also saw the debut of Putty Man. He was beat by me and not allowed back in the EWA, but as you will see, he will make a huge impact later on in the year. Ok, By the time of EWA 64, my motorcycle was in the shop for 2 months. So I just got it back and was waiting to use it. And use it I did. Psycohol and Max were becoming close and Max and Vince were known as Dementia. So the three became Psyco-Dementia. Now this is cool, I love watching this on video. DOX music plays, and here comes WMX on his Motorcycle. The timing was just perfect and it was great. What was not so great was the fact I tried to burn some shit, but as usual the fire does not go as planned, and it funneled out like a dud. Anyway, I haven't had a one on one match with Max yet, and he was actually one-up on me in our win-loss records. We had a great match and in the end I beat him via Blitzkrieg through my old videogame stand. EWA 64 was my last show with hair. In 1998 I had awesome hair, but as I became older in my 20's it was thinning at a tremendous rate. I guess Redneck Willie and maggi didn't like it either because in between EWA 64 and EWA 65 they shaved my head bald. Redneck Willie is actually my good Friend Keven James. I was the best man in his wedding and the Godfather of him and his son Austin. I could not understand why they would do that to me. Anyway at EWA 65 I again had my bike and Redneck Willie went "real" and became Keven James. This show was EWA Wrestlecraze 2004. Mr. Ex had been stripped due to a groin injury, so we were gonna have an extreme gauntlet to determine the new EWA World champ. I was due to win that damn thing but an injured Psycohol fucked me over with a chair shot and became EWA champ for the 6th time. This show marked Evil Alice's sexual aura by the way she dresses. Also this show marked the reunion between me and Shortcakes. I finally let it be known that their whole relationship was a sham. At EWA 66 I let the world know with the help of Dr. Evil that Lizzi M'Gizzy was in fact Keven and Maggi's child and not Psycohol's. By this point my bike broke again and I was getting used to my bald head. In fact It is the new WMX look. However, what I did not expect was Keven James' mocking of me. That bastard shaved his head to pick on me...or did he? This show we had a three stages of Hell match which I won, but later in the show The Disruptor (who has been ditching the shows) was stripped of the IC belt and kicked out of the DOX. His replacement...Keven James!!!! Also this show, Putty Man returns with a "note" from Mr. Skires saying commishionership has been handed over to him. The note looked like it was written by a first grader.