EWA 103...House Show 2007...5/20/2007
Opening (EWA Arena)- Natas is sitting on the picnic Table complaining about how he hates The Disruptor, and then all of a sudden The DOX come out. WMX calls Natas a prick for a mother fucker, because he put WMX in that 4 on 1 handicap match. WMX then explains what a house show is again. No music and a lack of apparal, because the EWA cd is packed in a banana box by someone else. (WMX was moving out of his and Kailene's place.) Then Drixon announces his retirement due to medical reasons. Natas still sitting on the table talks about Vince demented and his personal problems. Since Natas is doing contract renegotiations and Vince didn't show up, nor even trying, Natas fires him. Natas then announces Drixon as his secretary (possible joke). Natas talks about how there is a limited roster today...Vince fired, Drixon retiring, max not showing up...sets up a 4 way tourney for an IC title shot.
1. Gorebelly beat Suicide
2. Face beat Ninja
3. Face beat Gorebelly for an IC Title Shot
4. WMX and Kamilian beat X-Loco and Disruptor.
Since X-Loco is the IC champ and Disruptor is the World champion, if they get pinned in this match, Natas ruled that the person doing the pinning gets that title shot. It was WMX pinning Disruptor after Diss caught a big boot into the chair he was running after WMX with for a world title shot at the next show.
5. Face vs. X-Loco was ruled a no-contest because Hack Mcnasty came out to attack Face.
6. Hack McNasty vs. Disruptor. This match also ended in a no contest because X-Loco came out and attacked the Disruptor and he and Hack double teamed The Disruptor thus kicking him out of the New Reich.
EWA 102...Retribution Failure...4/29/07
Opening-(EWA Arena)-Wolfman X opens the show in a very good mood. First of all, Natas the commissioner was absent, and WMX was anticipating his Main event title shot. WMX talked about the last show and how Natas tried to get retribution against him with that 4-way dance...in which WMX still won to earn his title shot. WMX also talked about how Natas at the last show disrespected his legacy. First off, WMX talks about how Natas said it took 100 shows for WMX to get a winning record over him. He was correct, but the public may have been misled so WMX was set to make the facts known. Natas had a winning record over WMX from 2/7/98-6/21/99 (1yr,4mos,2wks). WMX tied Natas on 6/21/99 and they remained tied until 12/31/06 (7 yrs,6mos,10 days). Natas regained the winning record on 12/31/06 and kept it until 3/18/07 (2 mos, 2wks). So in the last nine years Natas had a winning record over WMX for 1 year 7 months. They then became tied again for a week until WMX one-upped Natas. WMX has a winning record over Natas as of show date 1 month and 4 days. But WMX says he will beat Natas' record because he took his career. The second point WMX brings up shows Natas to be a blatant liar. Natas said at EWA 101 that WMX would lose to Natas then beat 4 jobbers, then lose to Psycohol and beat another 4 jobbers thus making him 8-2, but who did he really beat? So WMX randomly pulled ten matches in a row from Natas's favorite year in the EWA 1999 and went through his wins and losses. WMX beat Ninja, beat Natas, beat Psycohol, beat Mr. Ex, lost psycohol, lost Drakon, beat Natas and Psycohol, beat Splooge, beat Natas, and beat Splooge again. So yes WMX was 8-2, but he did not lose to Natas and in fact beat him three times and beat Psycohol two times. He also did not beat 8 jobbers, in fact he only beat three. So then WMX gets to his last ten matches. WMX drew with X-Loco, lost with Natas to The New Reich, beat Vince, beat 88 and X-Loco, beat Natas, beat 4 jobbers, Lost to New Reich at EWA 100, beat Natas, beat Drixon, Hack and Loco in a 4-way, and beat 88 and Suicide in a tag match. So WMX was 7-2-1 and he did not lose to Natas in fact beat him twice, and he did not beat 8 jobbers in fact had only 2 jobber matches. WMX calls out Disruptor and WMX attacks Disruptor's mic skills and saying that he can't cut it verbally so he isn't even good enough to "whine" like WMX can. WMX picks on Disruptor for drinking coffee instead of his usual beer, Diss says, he's trying to be a good champ. WMX then picks on Diss for only beating Natas once in his career and never beating Psycohol. Then they go back and forth trying to set up a stipulation for their title match. They decide on a flaming barbed wire table match. Then Natas's music plays, and we go to the Extreme Screen. Natas is in the office and gives the roster the right to set up matches but no title matches can be set up so he sets up some title matches. X-Loco vs. 88 and since WMX loves his handicap matches so much against the likes of Ninja, Ninjarette, Suicide, and Mr. Splooge. Therefore WMX's title shot is a 4 on 1 handicap match. WMX vs. Disruptor, Hack, X-Loco, and Drixon Webb. WMX has to pin Diss for the belt, and if he beats anyone else he gets the win but not the title. Whoever pins WMX gets the title shot at 103, and if Diss pins WMX he gets 103 off. If Drixon helps on WMX's behalf he doesn't get a title shot for at least the rest of 2007. "Retribution Denied" HA. WMX then complains about it.
1. Dr. Evil beat Suicide
Wolfman Lair show- WMX's guest was Vince Demented. WMX was trying to find out why Vince lost to Ninja at 101. It was dertermined that Vince is on lithium pills, and Evil Alice comes out to say she was sick of being referred to as Vince's wife, and she's here to make a name for herself. WMX brings up a few years ago and how Evil Alice had that manage a trois with Face and Execution. WMX reminded Vince how he was beating up the two for shows after, but today Face is back to seek revenge.
2. Face beat Vince Demented
3. DOX(WMX, Drixon, and Keven James)beat The New Reich(Disruptor, Hack McNasty, and X-Loco)
4. X-Loco beat 88
5. Hack McNasty, X-Loco, Disruptor, and Drixon Webb beat Wolfman X in a 4 on 1 Handicap match when Hack pinned WMX
EWA 101...Aftermath...4/22/07
Opening-(EWA Arena)-The New Reich (Disruptor, X-Loco and Hack McNasty) opened the show. Disruptor bragged how all of the EWA gold is with the New Reich...him being EWA champ and X-Loco being IC Champ. The DOX (WMX and Drixon) come out and WMX talks about EWA 100. He says how overall it sucked shit. And he wasn't even talking about the fact that some people no-showed, or that one person that did show couldn't wrestle because her arm hurt, or the fact that some people spent 95% of the show huddled in the backseat of a car, or even the fact that almost the entire roster spent the entire show in a straight line bullshitting with each other. WMX wanted to talk about the main event. A match that consisted of two legends...WMX and Natas...the two very men that started the EWA 100 shows ago. You would think that in such a high stakes, high caliber match where one man was about to lose his career, that the entire roster would have been throwing in commentary like "Holy shit WMX was just speared through an entertainment stand, he isn't moving, the ref is counting, Oh My God!!!! WMX just lost his first ever Wolfman Lair match, or Holy Fuck Natas was just Sidewalked slammed off a ladder he isn't moving, is Drakon going to throw in the towel?" In fact no one even knew what happened for like 5 minutes, except X-Loco. WMX said, that X-Loco is a man that doesn't even speak in front of the camera, but behind the camera he was a one man commentary crew, because, "X-Loco is dedicated." WMX then says, that what we got instead was that everyone was hanging out behind a pickup truck instead of paying attention to the match. WMX then mocks Disruptor, by saying, "With all of those people, who have to expect them to horse around and bullshit." WMX says, "1998, EWA 11 Clash in the Cage we had 15 different personalities, and those people all hung together and knew exactly what was going on." WMX then called Disruptor a disgrace of a champion, because he spent the main event of EWA 100 Crotch Chopping the competitors, showing disrespect, instead of leading the EWA into a positive new direction because he is the first man since the Revolution (post 1999) to become EWA World Champion. WMX then says how he has held that belt 9 times, The IC, US belt, and tag belts 2 times, The North American and even Jobber belt one time each, holding all of them with pride and glory. WMX then challenges Disruptor for the main event. Then all of a sudden NATAS comes out. WMX does not let him talk, because he laid into him, "What the fuck are you doing here? I beat you, I one-upped you, I took your career, and I said you would never be able to seek retribution." Natas then talked about being appointed an announcer to announce the new Commissioner. But before he did that, he dissed the legacy of WMX. He said that WMX isn't the best wrestler, isn't the best on the mic, and that Natas is STILL the best thing that has happened to the EWA. Sure WMX beat and one-upped Natas, but at EWA 99 Natas kicked out, and at EWA 100 DRAKON DIDN'T throw in the towel. Natas then talked about WMX's win-loss record. WMX would lose to Natas then beat 4 jobbers, then lose to Psycohol and then beat 4 more jobbers, so on paper WMX was 8-2, but who did he beat? Natas then talked about the suits wanting a more active role in the EWA, and Natas then revealed himself as the new commissioner!!!! He started by saying that WMX has to earn a title shot per request from the Disruptor. So WMX had to win a 4 way dance vs. X-Loco, Hack, and Drixon. WMX claimed how easy this was going to be because Drixon could tap out to WMX and then WMX would give him his first title shot after he beat the Disruptor later in the show. But to make it impossible, Natas said that WMX had to pin Drixon, could not lay a hand on the New Reich, and that pin to Drixon had to be a 5 count. WMX fled with anger.
1. WMX beat Drixon, X-Loco, and Hack McNasty in a 4-way Dance.
2. Face beat Gorebelly
We see Drixon holding his balls after hitting himself with the kendo stick off-camera. WMX comes out to thank Drixon for laying down, but Drixon flips out and yells at WMX for leaving in the middle of the match. WMX tried to explain that he left to get Face. Then Natas makes WMX referee of the next match.
3. Hack McNasty beat Vince Demented.
Ninja then comes out and mocks Natas pretending he was the new commissioner. The real Natas comes out and Ninja then reminises about being Natas a year ago. Ninja tried to show Natas how good he was doing Natas's moves, but as usual he failed at all of his moves.
4. Ninja beat Vince Demented
5. WMX and Drixon beat 88 and Suicide
6. Disruptor vs. 88
EWA 100...3/25/07
Opening-(EWA Trailer)-3/25/07-WMX drove out to the EWA Trailer with his mustang. He came out and set his baseball bat on fire, only to have the fire fall to the ground. WMX then took off his Leather to flex his muscles, and to open the show. Natas then came out and said (in the retake...the original opening failed to tape,)said the first person to say anything at this stinkfest where the only people who cared was Natas, WMX, and X-Loco, and everyone else was hanging out in the back of a pickup truck is to be the EWA champ. Natas then went to go get his towelman. We then hear The New Breed Music, and Natas and Drakon come out. Drakon opens the show, and then WMX talks about de-ja-vu with how WMX, Natas and Drakon "Chainz" were the same three men standing at the same place over nine years ago ready to fight for the first ever EWA Champion. WMX says how Natas won that day, but today at EWA 100 is going to be different. It is going to be WMX beating Natas for his 10th EWA World Title, and equally as important it is going to be WMX FINALLY one-upping Natas, because WMX instructed Drixon to superglue the towel to his hand. Natas rebutted how he instructed Drakon to eat the towel and the only way he can throw it in is to shit it out. WMX then left by saying he is going to the carwash.
Ninja then came out to celebrate the trick that he and Ninjarette played on Gorebelly during the last few shows, and how they tricked the EWA in the heyday by switching Ninjas in the middles of skits and during shows. Ninjarette then comes out, so for the first time on an EWA camera Ninja and Ninjarette were together!!!! They even posed for a picture. Just as Ninja was happy, Ninjarette was pissed at Ninja. Ninjarette pointed out how he pinned Gorebelly, but Ninja failed to do so. Ninjarette then said that Ninja couldn't even beat Disruptor, but Ninja pointed out how he and Splooge beat Disruptor in a handicap match. Ninjarette then said if he still wrestled he would kick Ninja's ass, but he is gonna get a friend of his to do it.
1. Ninja DRAW Ninjarette (Ric Flair)
2. Vince Demented(Introduced by Kitty Valentine) beat Ninja
3. Hack McNasty beat Ninja
4. 88 beat Ninja
5. X-Loco beat Ninja
Ninjarette comes back out to pick on Ninja for all of the losing. Ninja gets mad and gives Rette the Merry-Go-Round, but gets so excited afterwards and lets Rette give him one. They then give each other one at the same time. Ninja leaves and then behind the camera, WMX yells at Ninjarette for picking on Ninja for being a loser. WMX calls Ninjarette just as big of a loser. WMX tells the world that Ninjarette came over to his house for sugar, and got PINNED by his 8 month old son MONSTER!!!!
6. Monster beat Ninjarette
Back in the arena Ninjarette challenged WMX to a match, and WMX said that he needs to bring backup.
7. Kamilian beat 88
8. WMX beat Ninja, Ninjarette, Suicide, and Gorebelly
9. Vince w/Evil Alice beat Gorebelly.
10. Face beat Mr. Pumpkinhead
11. Natas beat Vince Demented w/Evil Alice
The next match was a scheduled tag team match. DOX (WMX and Drixon) vs. New Reich (Hack and X-Loco), but then Commish Squires came out to complain about the lack of authority in the EWA. He was talking about the controversity at EWA 99 with WMX and Natas. He also claimed while Putty Man was Commish, Squires himself was one of the suits and still is. But Squires had huge news here at EWA 100, this was going to be the first ever Tag-Team Triple Threat match. Squires had the names of the rest of the roster in a hat. He would draw two and those two guys would team up. The two names were Vince Demented and The Disruptor.
12. X-Loco and Hack beat WMX and Drixon and Disruptor and Vince Demented w/Evil Alice
13. Disruptor beat Natas for the EWA World title in a tree match.
During the Match The Extreme Screen comes on with PSYCOHOL!!!! He invaded EWA 100. He was in Hawaii talking about EVERYONE with importance in EWA History. Then we get to a fight with Psycohol and Some Crazy Asshole Hiker Guy Dude.
14. Psycohol beats Some Crazy Asshole Hiker Guy Dude
Psycohol then forgets to mention the cornerstone of the EWA, someone who has been there since the beginning, both behind and in front of the camera...a legend in the EWA....COOL JEN!!!!
15. Drixon Webb beat Hack McNasty
WMX comes out demanding a triple threat match with Natas and Disruptor. Natas coems out and says he has something that WMX would appreciate just as equally as a title match. Natas is willing to put his career on the line, and WMX is to do so also, therefore the loser of Three Stages of Hell has to leave the EWA. WMX is hesitant to accept, because Natas already lost his belt, and this is the same man that has been absent in the better half of the last nine years. Natas has nothing to lose, and WMX has everything to lose...The EWA is WMX's life ...his blood...but after some thought and conceit WMX agrees to the terms. Natas then asks about butterflies in the stomach. WMX says he has 15 times more that he did at Day of Destruction (EWA 8). Natas says that is good, because up until that point that was their best match until it was passed by the IronMan match, and then at Burnt Alive, and today at EWA 100 that match will be passed.
16. Wolfman X beat Natas in three stages of Hell (Natas won WM Lair, WMX won First Blood and Towel Matches) (Interference by Max Delirium and General Incoherance)
WMX powerbombed Max Delirium OFF THE ROOF into the snow pile.
EWA 99...One More to go Before the Big One..3/18/07
Opening- (EWA Arena)- Natas opened the show, talking about how he left before his match against Vince at the last show. He said he is the EWA Champ and he doesn't need to explain himself to anybody, but he feels the desire to do so this time. Natas said he let everyone know that he had an engagement at 3:00PM with Nascar and a surprise party like thing. However, this wouldn't have happened if half of the fucking roster didn't show up late and the other half not show up at all. Anyway, he said that if people have something to say, say it to his face and not behind his back. At this time Disruptor and X-Loco come out. Disruptor asks for his title shot. Natas said that he beat Dr. Evil, "The Second biggest loser in the EWA, you might as well have fought the Ninja." Natas then said I thought you would have chosen a guy like WMX, Drixon, or one of your guys. So no title shot for Disruptor. Anyway, Disruptor then says how X-Loco beat Vince at the last show, he should get Vince's title match. Natas agrees. The DOX then come out, and WMX pays tribute to Mike Awesome, Bad News Brown, Ernie Ladd, and Arnold Skaaland. He then rips into Natas about leaving before the end of the last two shows. WMX wants a title shot, not to One-up Natas, not to try to tie him, but to get that belt from off his shoulder. WMX has been the most fightingest champion in EWA history. He held the title for 15 months and never backed down from anyone. Natas then asked how many times did he defend it...4? WMX says no 6,7,8,9,10 times. Then WMX talks about how Natas says how Disruptor doesn't impress him, but its Natas that doesn't impress WMX. Natas then says the last time we met it was your shoulders down for the 1,2,3. WMX then says after he fought 3 guys previous. Natas then sets up the handicap match Disruptor vs. WMX and Drixon. If Disruptor lasts 10 minutes he gets the title shot at EWA 100, but Natas says no to WMX's title shot request at EWA 99.
1. Drixon Webb beat Gorebelly
2. Gorebelly beats Ninja (with "skinny Ninja")
3. Natas beat X-Loco
4. Disruptor had a 10 min draw with WMX and Drixon
Natas came out to congratulate Disruptor on his win...which gave him the title shot at EWA 100. Out of the Blue WMX gave Natas a Blitzkrieg demanding the title shot right then and there.
5. WMX beat Natas
The ref counted...1.2.3....We have a new EWA world Champion...WMX has won the title for the 10th time!!!!BUT....Natas had his shoulder up. The suits called to end the controversy. WMX got the win because the referee's decision is final, but since Natas did have his shoulder up, he is still champion. WMX couldn't believe it. AT EWA 100 it was going to be Natas vs. Disruptor and WMX was to be left in the dust. WMX then challenged Natas to the main event of EWA 100, because they two and Chainz started the EWA at The EWA Trailer at EWA 1, and its gotta be WMX vs. Natas at EWA 100 at the EWA Trailer. Natas agreed, and then WMX called for a 3 stages of Hell match. Natas also agreed but said no stipulations like clotheshangers, chain around the neck, or aerial moves. Natas picked The Wolfman Lair for Stage 1, WMX picked First blood for stage 2. They let the roster call stage 3. Suicide called out a towel match for the final stage. They agreed, WMX picking Drixon to hold the towel and Natas will pick his representative in a week. The show's over.
EWA 98...The Uprising...2/25/07
Opening-(EWA Arena)-Natas opens the show, however, he is pissed off because there was a spot shoveled out for the battle area, and a pathway to it, but there wasn't a path for him. Natas then gives Vince a title shot just for coming back after last show. Disruptor comes out all pissed off that Vince is getting a shot but he isn't. Natas said just beating X-Loco and Hack did not impress him. WMX comes out prematurely (His music was hit too soon), and Natas complains that WMX cannot stay in the back for 30 seconds when the camera is rolling. Natas then issued a chllenge to Disruptor, if he can win a match without any weapons, he may earn some respect and that title shot. WMX then yells at Natas for not tagging in at that last tag match vs. The New Reich, and for that Superkick. However, WMX is still going to sit back and let Natas be the LEAST fighting champion of all time. Then all of a sudden we hear the music of Kitty Valentine. WMX asks her where she's been, she said back hom in Hollywood. WMX then brings up the last time we saw her. She came out and gave WXM the inside scoop about that newspaper article, but then when he was giving the announcement about being a father, Kitty comes back out as "Butterfly Prodigy" dressed differently all hip hop hopping, saying she wants to fuck WMX. Kitty says that chick wasn't her, and in fact saw that video, so cut her hair to show the difference. Kitty says she wants to fight Butterfly, but WMX says she hasn't been seen since that same show Kitty left at. How convenient. They both left at the same show.
1. Kitty and Evil Alice beat Ninja and Suicide.
2. Disruptor beat Dr. Evil in that no weapons for Distuptor match.
WMX was chillin on his steps, not booked for a match. Now Butterfly Prodigy comes out, all happy to see WMX. WMX tells her to stop this Kitty act. Butterfly was wearing a bandana this time around. WMX says to her how she came out as Kitty to give the inside scoop about the paper, but then came back out as butterfly wanting to fuck him. Butterfly says, yeah you look better now than you did then. Anyway, Butterfly claims she doesn't know who Kitty is, but saw the video and cut her hair to show the difference. WMX says how ironic, both of you cut your hair with the SAME hairstyle. Butterfly then called Kitty out. We hear her music, only to see Evil Alice. Alice came out to congratulate Kitty for their win, but Butterfly wanted no part of this confusion and challenged her to a match.
3.Butterfly Prodigy beat Evil Alice.
4. WMX beat X-Loco and 88 in a double buried alive match.
5. Vince Demented beat Natas by forfeit
6. X-Loco beat Vince Demented
EWA 97...Nine years in the Making...2/11/07
Opening-(Weiler Park/EWA Arena)WMX opens the show, only to have his music totally messed with. His song kept getting injected with other songs. WMX did not know what was going on, but blamed Ninja and Suicide. All of a sudden we hear this "Looney Tune style" music which then transformed into some heavy metal. All of a sudden VINCE DEMENTED comes out of the blue, and makes his return to the EWA!!!! Vince was kinda reminising about his EAW newspaper article, how it brought back feelings of things that were unfinished. He is back in the EWA to beat EWA goons. WMX gets pissed and says how the article said that the EWA was the Extreme Walmart Association. WMX asked Vince how many EAW shows were there after the article? Vince says 0, not even a practice. WMX then says how the EAW only had 4 shows total. The last 3 of them were under the EWA umbrella. The first show had WMX's entire roster while he was in Florida. WMX then says, "The EWA didn't need a newspaper article to have 97 shows, didn't need a newspaper article to be the best backyard wrestliong federation in central NY, and The EWA didn't need a newspaper article to be the biggest thing since the Halocaust. Vince then says one last thing, and he pulls out 88's mask and says he's returning. By this time, Natas comes out to tell Vince that since he is here in front of the EWA camera he's messing with the World champion and that is one thing he doesn't want to do. Disruptor then comes out threatening Vince and then asks Natas for a rematch. Natas says no. Disruptor questions this by saying that WMX and Psycohol always got rematches, so why can't he? Natas says he hasn't done anything to impress him. Disruptor then asks what can he do to impress him. Natas says he can start by winning a handicap match against his own boys The New Reich.
1. Ninja (with Vince's version of his song) beat Gorebelly ("Ninjarette" interfered)
2. Kamilian beat Dr. Evil
The cops came and ordered us out of the park, so we finished the show at The EWA Arena.
Vince attacked Keven James, and the suits ordered Natas to team with WMX.
3. New Reich (Loco and Hack) beat WMX and Natas
4. Disruptor beat New Reich (Loco and Hack) in a handicap match.
5.Vince beat Keven James in an open challenge done by Vince.
6. WMX beat Vince Demented
EWA 96...The Return of the Renegade...1/28/07
Opening(Weiler Park) Natas opens the show, talking about Psycohol's rant. Natas basically said that there has been many different versions of The EWA world title, but the belt doesn't make one a champion, it is beating the previous champion thats makes someone a champion. Natas invited Psycohol to NY to fight the CHAMP. DOX then come out and congratulate Natas for bring the World title to the Revolution. Natas then sadi he's not apart of the revolution. WMX then gets mad and says Psycohol is not for the cause, Natas is not for the cause, so either are the DOX..."Fuck the Revolution, Ninja, Face wherever you are, you guys are on your own." Natas then says he's for the cause, the cause of keeping the title around his waist. WMX then challenges Natas to a title shot. Natas said that he's done with WMX because he's beaten him so many times. WMX says this is a repeat of 1999, where Natas dodged WMX until he finally gave him a title shot and WMX blitzkrieged Natas 10 times. Natas said this isn't 1999 and what happened at EWA 95 is all that matters. WMX then said there is a lot in common between he and Natas. They both debuted at EWA 1, they both have a lot of accomplishments, they both beat each other for the world title, but there is one way they differ, in fact, everyone differs from WMX. For the last nine years WMX is the only one to bleed EWA blood, cry EWA tears, and sweat EWA sweat, he has never betrayed the company that has built him, like Natas has...WWF, XWA, and UWA.
We cut to a scene of The New Reich (X-Loco, Hack, and Disruptor)reading a letter from Keven James saying he does not want to be joined with them anymore because they are losers. Then Keven James is asking to join the DOX. WMX says he'll know by the end of the show. The DOX leave, and then The New Reich attack Keven James. The DOX make the save, and Keven joins the DOX.
1. Hack beat GoreBelly
2. Keven James beat Suicide.
After the match, Hack and X-Loco beat up Suicide ridding the New Reich of him too.
We see Ninja on the telephone with "Mr. Splooge" happy that he is returning at the next show. Ninja was being very suspicious therefore making the superstars think he was up to something.
3. GoreBelly beat Ninja
This man looking like Face wearing Face's clothes grab Face's mask and walks off.
Disruptor comes out and calls out his New Reich. He is wondering what is going on with them kicking everyone else out of their faction. Hack says no worries, they are keeping Disruptor. Anyway, Disruptor calls Natas out, wanting a title shot. Natas says what makes you think you deserve one? He then had a change of heart and granted him one because he "made" it to the end of EWA 95's Gauntlet.
4. X-Loco vs. WMX...No Contest (Hack and Drixon interfered)
5. Natas beat Disruptor in a first blood match.
EWA 95- Wrestlecraze 2006...Revisited- 12/31/06
Opening (Weiler Park)-The DOX (WMX and Drixon). WMX begins to talk about how at the last Wrestlecraze (EWA 85) there was only two matches, but today is gonna be that huge Extreme Gauntlet. WMX then reads Psycohol's Rant toward the current EWA. In his rant, Psyco talks about Psykedelik's baby, WMX's Fall from Grace...meaning his recent losses, Drixon always drawing with Hack McNasty, and he ripping Disruptor off of the money promised him. Anyway, WMX gets sick of reading and says how Psyco says that the EWA today is a bunch of talentless losers. WMX responds by saying that Psycohol is a fucking loser. Psyco's bragging rights have been that since he left for Hawaii, there has been no shows, there is no talent. WMX says that Psyco was thinking in his demented mind that he would come back to NY for those three weeks and bring back the entire roster. But no one new came, only Drixon and Kamilian (Who were coming anyway). The show after he left EWA 89 is when Keven James returned, Disruptor returned, Hack McNasty debuted, X-Loco debuted, and GoreBelly debuted soon after. WHY? BECAUSE these people hate you, they think you are a piece of shit garbage. These people come for me and me only, because I am the best Ever in the EWA. Psycohol you say I won't win the Extreme Gauntlet, I say unless God or the Devil himself interfere in one of my matches I will become EWA champ for the 9th time. New Reich comes out, and WMX paraphrases Psycohol by calling Hack McNasty (Hack Mcloser), how Diss got his ass stiffed, and how X-Loco has never been met, but seems nothing worthwhile. Hack then tells Psycohol to come back because he hasn't seen nothing yet. WMX and Disruptor argue about who will beat who and their last four matches. Anyway, The suits came up with two rules, 1.If and only if X-Loco gets beat today, the man who beats him gets an IC title shot at EWA 96 and 2. No draws or no-contests.
1.Keven James beats Gorebelly
2.Keven James beats The Ninja
3.Drixon Webb beats Keven James
4. Hack McNasty beats Drixon
5. Hack beats Suicide
6. Hack beats Dr. Evil
7. Wolfman X beat Hack
8. Wolfman X beat X-Loco (interference from Natas)
Natas had something to say and we all listened. Why did Natas come back? He wondered this more than anyone did. According to Natas, " I quit the EWA Two and a Half years ago, and was walking peacefully down the beach until this sissy girl who thinks he is a man, attacked me from behind." Natas then proclaimed himslef, first EWA champ, first man to hold two belts at once, and first man to hold ALL of the gold. He then explained how WMX's entire career has been to catch up to Natas...to one-up Natas. But, WMX has NEVER one-uped Natas, infact, Natas has one-uped, two-uped, and even three-uped WMX. Natas then asked WMX to shake his hand and admit that Natas is as good as he is. WMX does shake Natas' hand, but does not admit anything, but does offer Natas a world title shot after the gauntlet should WMX win the title for the 9th time.
9. WMX beat Disruptor to win the EWA world title for the 9th time
10. Natas beat Wolfman X for his 7th World title win
EWA 94- Face Quits- 12/10/06
Opening-(Weiler Park) Face opens the show and explains how he has been in the EWA since 1998. He has had his ups and downs. He went from the Black Angel with the black bandana, to the man that only said stab. Then he talked up a storm and then lost his voice. When he got his voice back he turned into a pervert. He finally took a few months off to study all of the Friday The 13th movies and every Jason Vhorhees Mannerism. However, he came back to terrorize The EWA, but instead he lost three times in a row. Once to Hack and twice to X-Loco. X-Loco even chained Face to a fence. Face then explains that he has been in a bunch of "I Quit" matches, but he has never uttered those two words. However, "Today on December 10th 2006 at EWA 94 FACE QUITS!!!!" Then Face took his mask off and walked away from the EWA. Then the New Reich comes out (X-Loco, Disruptor, and Keven James) to pick on Face and his mask. They were playing hot potato with the mask. WMX then comes out to await the call from The Suits. He picks up Face's mask and tosses it to The Ninja who was behind the camera. They call and tell the roster to go to a pay phone. At the pay phone was a belt that said EWA. Starting at EWA 95 there will be an Extreme Gauntlet and the winner will be World Champion. WMX was not going to recognize this new world title (because HIS belt is in Hawaii with Psycohol), but if he didn't recognize he would be fired. The DOX then pick on the new world title because it is a replica WWF belt from 1990 that was actually the EWA tag-team belt with some duct tape over the WWF plaque and the letters EWA in electric tape.
Extreme Series- WMX, Drixon, and Ninja (with Face Mask)vs. Disruptor, X-Loco, and Keven James
1.Drixon and Disruptor no contest in Extreme Series
2.X-Loco beat WMX in Extreme Series
3.Keven James beat Ninja(Face/Ninja) in Extreme Series
4.Disruptor won the second Extreme Steel Cage Rumble (He gets the last entry at EWA 95's Extreme Gauntlet)
Order of Entry: 1.X-Loco 2. and 3.DOX 4.Keven James 5.Disruptor 6.Ninja (with Face mask) 7.GoreBelly.
Order of Elimination: 1. WMX by Disruptor 2. Drixon by Disruptor and X-Loco 3. X-Loco by Keven James 4. Keven James by Disruptor 5. Ninja by Disruptor 6. Gorebelly by Disruptor
5.DOX beat Gorebelly
EWA 93-Thanksgiving Thrashing 4- 11/26/06
Opening- (Weiler Park) WMX opens the show and announces the date and show Number. Then he sees Keven James signaling something to him. WMX gets pissed and says "It is too the 26th, what the fuck date did I say?" Then Keven is trying to tell WMX that the show number is 94 and not 93. Hack McNasty backs Keven up, but after realizing that the last show "Divided Alliance" was in fact EWA 92. WMX yells at everyone. WMX then talks about the legacy of Thanksgiving Thrashing. Three Years ago was the killing of 187 and the retardation of Suicide. Two years ago was the retardation of Mr. Splooge and the transformation of Ninja into Ninja/Natas. WMX then talks about stripping Kamilian of the IC belt, and the 4 way dance that would determine the second #1 Contender to Face X-Loco in the main event. The four participants would be: Keven James, Hack McNasty, Face, and Drixon Webb. WMX finally discusses the shit people have been saying about him. "Disruptor has been saying shit on MySpace and Richard Head on his own website of how WMX is getting old, can't take it anymore, or just plain sucks." WMX admits to Disruptor getting lucky two shows ago, but last show WMX was gonna win, but Hack and X-Loco cheated to help Disruptor win. Then out of nowhere Disruptor attacks WMX with a Tazzmission. Afterwards, WMX demands the camera to be turned off.
1.Disruptor, Hack McNasty, and Keven James beat The Ninja in a 3 on 1 handicap match.
2.DOX beat Gorebelly and Suicide.
We see Face just hanging in the wooded area. All of a sudden X-Loco beat his ass and chained his neck to the fence.
3.Drixon beat Keven James and Hack McNasty in a three way dance.
Disruptor then comes out with his debut of a new segment called "The Disturbing News." He talks about the story where 5 cops shoot 3 black men 50 times. They killed one of the three. Now the disturbing part was that guy was to be married the following morning. All of a sudden Disruptor's phone rings and it was Psycohol. Psyco called to congratulate Big D for his two victories over WMX. He has a $75,000 bonus in the mail for Disruptor. Disruptor says he'll do it all over again for another 75K. Then WMX runs out and announces the Wolfman Lair and clotheslines Disruptor.
4. WMX beat Disruptor in a Wolfman Lair Match
5. X-Loco beat Drixon and Face in a 3 way dance for the Vacant IC belt.
EWA 92-Divided Alliance 11/12/06
Opening (Weiler Park)-New Reich opens, Hack Mcnasty along with X-loco, The Disruptor, and Keven James. Hack talks about how the New Reich Dominated the last show, with Suicide being their only loser. Hack beat Face, Disruptor beat WMX, and X-Loco won the cage Rumble. WMX comes out and says how he was thinking for the past two weeks, "What the Fuck was meant by Divided Alliance." Of Course the obvious Revolution vs. New Reich. The Revolution being people from the first four revolutions such as: WMX, Drixon, Kamilian, Face, and (Disruptor mentions Ninja and the absent Mr. Splooge.)vs. The New Reich people who cannot handle Main event Status like "Dead Grandma" Disruptor, Max and Vince, and Keven James. Disruptor then asks about main event status, saying how he made WMX tap out at the last show. As a result WMX challenges Disruptor to an Anarchy Rules match with the same five stipulations as the last show. WMX also challenges Keven James in a Bodyslam match, to get revenge for his loss in that 4 way match a few shows ago. Disruptor then compares The EWA to the NEW ECW meaning Extremely Crappy Wrestling. Disruptor, asks, "How hardcore is a bodyslam match?" WMX then argues about Hardcore, how he busted Disruptor open two shows ago with a VCR, asking if that ain't hardcore. Disruptor talks again about beating WMX last show. WMX comes back and says, "And that was Hardcore." WMX then starts to pick on Keven James and his sluggish style. WMX says how Keven James is Softcore and his new name is Softcore Keven James. WMX then talks about how The EWA was once one roster working together putting on great shows and matches to be the best federation in Central New York. Now the federation is divided into two and WMX likes it. Disruptor then talks about how he is going to beat WMX and piss on his bald head. They then reminise about the time WMX pissed on Disruptor's head back in 2002. WMX then simulates the act by going move by move of his pissing routine.
1.WMX beat Keven James (coming out to Mr. Ex's Music) in a Bodyslam Match
2. Hack McNasty and Drixon No Contest (Interference by WMX, X-Loco, and Disruptor)
3. Ninja beat Suicide
4. X-Loco beat Face
5. Disruptor beat WMX in an anarchy Rules match. (Disruptor got 3 Aerials, Stunner/WMX got Chair shot, chain punches/Disruptor won with Stinger Splash).
EWA 91- Chaos- 10/29/06
Opening (Weiler Park)- WMX opens the show, smashing a couple of soda bottles. He then asks three questions. 1. What does Hack McNasty have against The DOX? 2. Why did Face save Drixon? I mean they went to school together for a few months and hated each other they even feuded in 1999. Thirdly, why did GoreBelly attack The DOX? Hack McNasty and X-Loco come out to offer some type of explanation. Hack feels that the originators of the EWA are afraid of the new stars, so we are putting them against jobber after jobber. WMX says, that he is doing it so they pay their dues before making it to main event status. In the past guys like the Disruptor debuted against stars like WMX, Psycohol, and Face and he lost his first matches. So basically the "Newbies" are getting a favor. Hack then asks how many guys after the 4th Revolution have been World Champ. WMX counts to seven on his fingers and says "NONE!!!!" That is because all o9f the new guys get to the main event and then they just can't cut it. For instance, The Disruptor worked his ass off, until he made it to championship material. However, then he started to make excuses like: "My grandmother died for the eighth time, my Uncle has cancer for the tenth time, or my vehicle died for the fiftieth time." But we all know the truth, "The Disruptor was sitting on his ass playing VIDEO GAMES!" Then Max Delirium made it to #1 Contender along with Face, and all he had to do was beat face one on one, and we all knew he could do it. However, the day of the show, a little weather comes along and Max ditches the show, so Face was awarded the belt. (Mid speech The Unknown from 1998 makes a cameo) Vince Demented, gets to main event status, and even has the EAW, but then just left the business. So WMX asks what makes Hack and Loco any different? What will make them get chances? Then they attack WMX and double chokeslam onto blacktop.
After the opening, We find out that they (The Newbies) are calling themselves The New Reich. They offer The Disruptor $25,000 to join their cause. He accepts.
WMX approaches Face in a dingey bathroom and explains the New Reich and asks him to join The Revolution. They bump fists, and WMX says it is now those two, Drixon, and Ninja that will be in the Revolution.
1. Hack McNasty beat Face (Interference from GoreBelly)
WMX comes out to challenge Suicide and GoreBelly to a handicap match, but as he was entering The Kamilian was riding his bike into the park. So WMX told Kamilian about the New Reich and The Revolution, and Kamilian joined WMX in the New Reich. WMX then explained why he wanted the handicap match. At the last show, he was going to perform an on camera cremation of Gorilla II's body, but GoreBelly dragged away the post-mortum body, while Suicide stole the jacket. So WMX was mad at the ruining of his after death plans. But he changed the handicap challenge to a tag-team match.
2.WMX and Kamilian beat Suicide and GoreBelly (interference from Face)
WMX was praising The Kamilian and how they teamed up for the first time in their careers, and they dominated the match, The Disruptor comes out to seek revenge for his first blood match last show. He tells WMX to pick the match. WMX picks a Anarchy Rules match. Disruptor makes it an Extreme Anarchy Rules Match. The five stipulations were: 1. three aerial moves 2. First man to give a stunner 3. First man to give a Stinger Splash 4. First man to drop then other with a chair shot, and 5. First man to choke the other with WMX's chain and deliver five punches.
3.The Disruptor beat WMX in an Extreme Anarchy Rules match. (WMX had 4-1 stipulations...WMX had chair shot, Disruptor had Stunner, WMX had 3 Aerials, Stinger Splash, and Choking five punches.)
4. X-Loco won the Extreme Steel Cage Rumble Order of Entry: 1.Disruptor 2.Hack McNasty 3.GoreBelly 4.Face 5.X-Loco. Order of Elimination: 1. GoreBelly eliminates self 2.Hack by Face 3.Face eliminates self 4.Disruptor by WMX(Who was not in the match.
WMX and Kamilian beat down on X-Loco.
EWA 90- Day of Destruction 5- 10/15/06
Opening (Weiler Park)- WMX and Drixon Webb drive into Weiler Park with the mustang. WMX tosses Drixon his bat as he drags two VCR's. The first VCR was the one that busted Drixon open, and Drixon attacked it. The second VCR however, ate an EWA tape from 2001. That tape was ruined for good. WMX has to make a copy off of either Natas or Psycohol. WMX beats on that VCR, but decides it will meet its fate later in the show. WMX then congratulates the absent Keven James' for his victory over him at the last show. WMX believes he should have won, but the suits say differently. A W is a W and an L is an L and Keven has the win in his record book. Throughout the history of the EWA and the Legacy of The Wolfman one thing has always remained constant. WMX has been on top of the pyramid, The X-Man has been put on a pedestal, and he is the man to beat. It takes an Extreme man to stand side by side with WMX, and Drixon is an extreme man. He took seven staples to the head, and had a lacerated artery, but did not miss any shows. Therefore WMX and Drixon Webb are the DOX (Doctors of Xtreme). WMX then announces tonight’s main event. The DOX vs. Disruptor and X-Loco in a VCR 1st Blood match. WMX will destroy The Disruptor in the main event for what he did at the last show. DOX then beat on the two VCR's.
Gorilla II (Jevon) comes out all pissed because we played Gorilla's music. He 'as Jevon' thinks we are being racist because we played Gorilla's music. He basically was implying that we played a monkey's music because he is black.
1. Face beat Gorilla II (Jevon) in an I-Quit Match
2. WMX Killed Gorilla II (Jevon) in a death match (Electrocution)
GoreBelly drags Gorilla's dead carcass to the garbage.
Suicide comes out to steal Gorilla’s 49ers jacket.
WMX then comes across a sai that is stuck into a note that says, "Psycohol says you're next, consider this a warning D."
3. Hack McNasty beat Ninja in a TKO match.
4. X-loco beat Suicide in a steel cage.
5. DOX (WMX and Drixon) beat Disruptor and X-Loco in a VCR First Blood (Hack McNasty, Face, and GoreBelly interfere).
EWA 89- It's About Fucking Time- 9/17/06
Opening (Grove Ave.)- WMX opens the show, and explains the fact that no shows have been happening. He then explains that Psycohol took the world title to Hawaii. He came up with three options: 1.We just can buy a new one. "That's the loser way out." 2. We can have a champion that has no belt. "That's is absurd." 3. Either Psycohol comes back to NY and gets his ass kicked, or WMX goes to Hawaii and finds him and kicks his ass, and takes the belt back home. Either way, it will happen in 2007." I then talk about how the Kamilian says that Sundays are not good for him anymore. I say here is a guy who rides a bike and works at McDonald's so what the Hell is he doing that he can't come to shows especially being IC champ. Then in the middle of that convo The Disruptor calls saying he will be at the show in a couple of hours. Also I say how Drixon will be about 15 minutes late. So I say, I might as well wrestle some one at 1:00 then 2:00 and then 3:00.
1. Keven James no contest with Hack McNasty (Face interferes)
2. X-Loco beat The Ninja.
3. Keven James beat WMX, X-Loco, and Drixon in three stages of Hell.
I.Drixon left the match after being busted open by a VCR
II.WMX beat X-Loco with 5 Coat Hangers
III.Keven James beat WMX by his finisher
IV.Keven James beat WMX in Arm Wrestling with a Kendo Stick shot by The Disruptor in the Sudden Death Stage.
EWA 88- The Fate of the Title- 7/23/06
Opening (Weiler Park)- WMX opens the show, throwing an argument at Psycohol, saying that since his return, he did not bring back the old roster at all. He rebutted by saying at least there have been shows. WMX says there needs to be 2 legends to make a show like WMX and Psycohol. And Combo's like WMX and Kammy or Psycohol and Drixon won't make a good show. Then shit went crazy with WMX and Kamilian. A few shows ago Kamilian said he was the only Veteran in the EWA. WMX then disses that shit by saying a veteran is an old-timer military fuck or an old baseball player, with crutches or a wheelchair. I then say that they are all HAS-BEENS. "The Kamilian isn't a has-been he is a NEVER-WAS!!!!" Then Kamilian flipped out saying he wanted to punch me in the nose, and called me a nigga and a cracker. I then said he was a cracker too. All of a sudden, the camera goes off and we almost get into. Off camera, he is pissed off because I called him a cracker, when in fact he said he was a "Native American." So the camera comes back on to see me PISSED off calling the Kamilian out "Injun Cracker" Then I throw a garbage can at him and the camera goes out again
1. Kamilian Beat Ninja
2. Kamilian beat Mr. Splooge
Kamilian waiting for Suicide as his third opponent but gets beat down and bloodied by Psycohol.
Psycohol is on the phone quite mysteriously telling the person to call back in 15-20 minutes
3. Psycohol beat WMX (WMX got a phone call from Cooperstown Doctor, but later it is revealed to be Mr. EX)
Mr. Execution calls WMX up stating it was him and Psycohol all along with the Fake Phone call and of course Fake Labor. (WMX’s son was born the next day).
WMX finds Mr. Execution on the railroad tracks and beat him a little and pick on him for getting dumped by Kitty Valentine.
WMX then find Psycohol at The EWA Arena and informs him that he was stripped of the world title by the EWA suits. WMX then attacks him and put him to sleep with the Cobra Clutch. WMX then SHAVES HIS HEAD, only leaving a homosexual looking tail at the back of his head.
A few Hours later he was still laying there all passed out. WMX made the mistake of believing he was actually still asleep, because he awoke faster than flies on shit and attacked him. Beat him to a pulp with a chair and left him crawling with a face full of his own blood. Then he did the Unthinkable and STOLE THE EWA WORLD TITLE AND BROUGHT IT TO HAWAII!!!!
EWA 87- A Little Taste of Hawaii- 7/16/06
Opening (Weiler Park)- Psycohol opens the show with his brand new single? "Peanut Butter and Jelly" He sets up the show and WMX comes out to argue about how the EWA has always been a roller coaster when it comes to its roster. Psycohol claims it fell apart after he left.
1. Drixon beat WMX for the EWA title with interference from Psycohol.
2. Kamilian vs. Drixon Webb vs. Psycohol vs. Wolfman X (4-Way Elim. for IC Title) NO CONTEST
3. WMX beats Ohio Express
4. Psycohol beats Drixon for The EWA Title
EWA 86- The Invasion Tour-7/9/06
Opening (Kiwanis Park)- WMX gets out of his Mustang and walks up to the new park. He waves to an old lady sitting on her porch. WMX is in a good mood because of the damage he did in Florida. He shows on the Extreme screen his Florida invasion tour including his greatness speech, some tits and asses, a choke out to Jevon in Miami, his chokeslam to Ground Zero in Ft. Lauderdale, and brawl with Natas in Jacksonville. WMX then discusses how Psycometer will wrestle in the EWA today. WMX talks about how their match will be a finisher’s match. WMX talks about how Kamilian broke the leg of Gorilla II, and how Jevon the Gorilla wants a rematch.
1. Psycometer (Psycohol) beat Ninja
2. Kamilian beat Gorilla II (Jevon)
3. WMX beat Psycometer (Psycohol) is a finisher’s match. (Psycometer was declared the winner, but then revealed himself to be Psycohol, thus restarting the match which WMX quickly used his finisher for the win).
WMX and Psycohol brawl down by the Chenango River
WMX is interviewed by Richard Head and then beaten up by WMX
WMX and Psycohol fight in PXW arena
WMX chokeslams Psycohol at Gus Macker
Psycohol senton flips on WMX at the EWA arena
EWA 85- Wrestlecraze 2006…6/18/06
Opening (Weiler Park)- WMX drives up with his Mustang. He walks up looking for something to smash. He kicks over some garbage cans. WMX talks about how EWA 75 was so huge but a year later at EWA 85 there was only 4 guys. He talks about what everyone is up to. Disruptor having the shits, Psycohol in Hawaii, Keven James still not here, and Kamilian 30 minutes late. WMX sets up two matches. First match for the IC belt in a tree match will be Kamilian vs. Gorilla (Jevon) because both of these men never lost their IC belt. The main event for the world belt will be WMX vs. Drixon in a 3 stages of Hell match. 1. Suplex stage, 2. Cage stage, 3. Box match stage, because these men never had a victor in a one on one match.
Drixon rants about his wife leaving him.
1. Kamilian beat Gorilla II for the vacant IC belt in a tree match. (Gorilla II breaks his leg under picnic table.)
2. WMX beats Drixon in a 3 stages of Hell Match. (Drixon wins Suplex, WMX wins cage and Box stages.)
EWA 84 Fuck The EWA…6/4/06
Preshow- Face watching a match where he was getting his ass kicked by Disruptor. Face then views some Friday the 13th dvd’s and transforms into Face Voorhees.
Opening (Weiler Park)- WMX opens the show driving his Mustang like a maniac. He walks out and smashes another stereo. Then he says, “Just in case you’ve forgotten who I am, let me remind you. I am the Extreme God. I am the jobber killer, lady thriller. I am Wolfman Mother Fucking X.” WMX then rips down the sign for the Jackson Family Reunion. WMX explains everyone that wanted to fuck the EWA. GZ and Jevon in 1998. GZ came back to lose to WMX and Natas in the same show. Jevon came back after his UWA folded to become EWA champion. Natas and Drakon said fuck the EWA. Natas came back to the EWA to have his last NY match. He could have done it in the PXW or one of his own federations. Drakon always comes back to ref or run the camera. Disruptor said fuck the EWA and he got his ass kicked in two handicap matches with Splooge and Ninja and then WMX and Drixon. Psycohol said fuck the EWA and the roster there that day sent him packing to Hawaii with a bloody face. Kamilian said fuck the EWA last show. WMX says he will get his biggest ass kicking from WMX. WMX comes up with the main event. WMX and Disruptor vs. Kamilian and Drixon. Then WMX talks about the Kitty/Butterfly story. She is a pussy for moving to North Carolina. Anyway the story would have turned out 1 of three ways. 1. Maddog/Gaybird, 2. Max/General, 3. Keven James/Dr. Evil. WMX gets to Vince Demented article. On Myspace.com Vince asks if he should hang up the boots and go to the military. The EWA roster laughs at that shit. WMX tells how the Amazon man had a heart attack and the IC belt has become vacant. And it will be determined at the next show. WMX then rants about how Drixon’s wife left him like Shortcakes left WMX.
Kamilian comes out and says he said fuck the EWA because he was passed over for the last 8 years. He is the only EWA Veteran. He says everyone has had time, but what about the Kamilian?
Ninja comes out and says he is going to still try to be Natas
1. Gorilla (as Jevon) beat Ninja
Drixon and Drakon trying to hotwire a tractor
2. Drixon beat Disruptor
3. WMX and Drixon no contest (Kamilian and Disruptor interfere)
WMX yelling at Psycohol on the phone
4. Kamilian beat Suicide
5. WMX and Disruptor beat Drixon and Kamilian via forfeit (Drixon and Kamilian turn on each other)
WMX and Drakon pick on the tag-team belts and they are declared gone from the EWA. This officially makes the EWA back to the way it was in 1998 with only the World and IC belts.
EWA 83- Saugerties Times = BULLSHIT 3/5/06
Opening- (McDonald’s Park, later Weiler Park) WMX opens the show and smashes THE VCR of Maggi and Keven that tried to eat EWA 80. WMX rants about the newspaper article about EAW and EWA history by Vince Demented. WMX was supposed to be interviewed but wasn’t. The EWA was called the Extreme Wal-Mart association. The truth is…The EWA started in 1998. Most of us were in high school and didn’t have jobs yet, and the ones that did didn’t work in Wal-Mart. WMX was working at the Pennysaver. Jevon was going to strip clubs getting lap dances by chics. Ground Zero was banging a different chic every night of the week. Kamilian was banging ten year olds back then. WMX then jokes and says he’s up to 14 year olds now. Kamilian then says behind the camera, “You want your fucking teeth broke in?” Kitty Valentine comes out and says that Vince wanted WMX to have nothing to do with the paper article because he didn’t want WMX to take all of the glory. He said that the EWA disbanded. WMX said he was the only guy to sign Kamilian’s biography. WMX talks about how the EWA had a show in November after Psycohol left and the show today. When was the last time the EAW had a show? LAST SUMMER!!!! Kitty tells WMX the Vince said that Psycohol was the backbone of the EWA and not WMX. WMX founded it, but Psycohol took over everything. WMX’s gets so pissed off that he flips a City of Norwich picnic table over. WMX moves to a different area of the park and tells the EWA world that the Kamilian is not allowed on Grove Ave because he was arrested on Grove Ave for Disorderly Conduct. WMX announces the fact he is going to be a father. A girl comes out named Butterfly Prodigy who looks just like Kitty Valentine looking for the Extreme Wal-Mart Association. She claims she is from an orphanage. She says she wants to fuck WMX.
1. WMX beats Ninja and Gorilla in a three-way dance. (WMX pile drives Gorilla onto Ninja’s head, making the Ninja go back to normal.)
Ninja staggers out all confused thinking its Thanksgiving 2004. He thinks he should be in Oneonta at WMX’s and Shortcakes old house. He is amazed that’s it’s 2006 and that Shortcakes and WMX have divorced. Ninja asks about Natas if he is still in Florida. Disruptor behind the camera tells Ninja that he has been impersonating Natas for the last year and a half.
2. Butterfly beat Ninja
EWA moves to Weiler Park because they needed an electrical outlet
3. WMX beat Psychotron in a steel cage match
Face comes out complaining that he hasn’t wrestled since October because he wasn’t informed about the show in November. Suicide is backstage picks on Face. Suicide challenges Face at the next show. Face is complaining that WMX and Kitty are buddy buddy and that WMX can get anybody and Face has to rape them to get them. Face complains about Butterfly and Kitty confusion. Face calls Butterfly out. She pisses Face off by claiming not to be Kitty and by calling Face “Jason”. Face tells her to leave and watch the beginning of the show when Kitty was out. Butterfly refuses and Face starts to hit on her. Butterfly says, “I’d fuck WMX before I’d fuck you.” Face attacks her and a match starts.
4. Face beat Butterfly
Disruptor calls WMX out and invites him to join forces with Disruptor to go down to Saugerties to beat the EAW. Disruptor is mad at WMX for brushing the EAW thing off. Disruptor reminds WMX what happens to people when they say, “Fuck The EWA.” Then behind the camera Kamilian says it. WMX says that he has been in the EWA since the very beginning. The PXW is gone, Natas’ EWA, Jevon’s UWA, Natas’ XWA/WWF. Everything is gone but WMX’s EWA. The EAW doesn’t concern WMX because they are going to be gone too. 50 years from now WMX is going to be an old man in a wheel chair kicking your (Disruptor) ass across the yard. WMX agrees to go down to kick the EAW’s ass. Disruptor attacks WMX.
5. WMX and Disruptor no contest (Kamilian attack both men and leaves WMX with a bloody lip saying “Fuck The EWA.”)
EWA 82- Without the Foundation…11/11/05
Pre-show tribute to Eddie Guerrero with WMX, Drixon, and Kamilian
Opening (Grove Ave)- WMX comes out and destroys a bunch of boxes. WMX rants about Psycohol because he said the EWA can’t run without him. WMX says the EWA runs when he says run, stops when I say stop and it shits when I say shit. This is the first show in history without WMX/Natas, WMX/Psycohol, or Natas/Psycohol. Kamilian comes out and attacks WMX. Kamilian says that he was forgotten.
Wolfman Lair Show- WMX discusses the vacant belts: tag team belts (because Dementia are gone), and the IC belt (because Psycohol moved to Hawaii). WMX says since Putty Man is gone and he has been here since EWA 1 he has all of the stroke so he is going to decide what is going to happen to the belts. WMX pulls a name out of a hat to show The Amazon Man as the IC belt. Amazon bites into a can of beer. For the tag-team belts it’s going to be WMX and Amazon vs. Kamilian and Drixon. If WMX or Amazon get beat, the have to give a title defense to that person.
1. Drixon and Kamilian beat WMX and Amazon for the Vacant Tag-team belts. (Kamilian made WMX tap at the same time that Drixon pinned Amazon).
2. Amazon beat Drixon
3. WMX beat Kamilian (WMX celebrates with Amazon man with beer)
EWA 81- The End of All Things- 9/24/05
Opening (East Phalsalia)- Doe open the show and WMX smashes a VCR. DOE announce some matches. WMX announces that he is bringing back the Wolfman Lair show. The first guests will be Kitty and Mr. Ex.
Putty Man comes out and says he had to wash his hat 5 times because Mr. Ex pissed on it 5 times last show. Putty Man claims he is the Extreme God, only to piss WMX off behind the camera. Putty Man fires Mr. Ex after this show. Putty Man announces himself in a retirement match vs. Kitty Valentine.
1. Gorilla II beats Splooge in a 2 out of three fall match
2. Ninja beats Splooge in a refrigerator match
Wolfman Lair show with Kitty and Mr. EX (Disruptor calls WMX on the phone)
3. WMX and Mr. Ex no contest in a Chicago Street fight (Kitty as the ref calls a draw because she wants to make out with EX)
Face in a bathrobe makes out with and kisses Beth the camerawoman from 2002 and these last couple of shows. Face sees Mr. Ex and Kitty making out in a car, Ex ditches their tag team match.
4. Kamilian and Disruptor beat Face in a handicap match
Beth attacks Face
5. Face beat Beth
Ex attacks Face to break up Facing Execution
6. Psycohol beat Kitty
7. Kitty beats Putty Man in a Retirement match (WMX interferes)
8. Disruptor beat Mishieru
9. DOE beat Kamilian and Psychotron
Psycohol gives his Farewell speech because he is moving to Hawaii. He says, he is moving to Hawaii because the EWA is pissing him off. He says that we all suck. Kamilian- hits on Psyco’s 14 yr old cousin. Disruptor- not dedicated to EWA. His grandmother died like 8 times, Kitty- Psycohol is her hero but why is she dating Mr. Ex? Ninja- Fucking loser who thinks he is Natas, “FUCK WRESTLING” Cool Jen- Can’t ref a match. Face- a pervert, fuck Splooge and Mishieru. WMX- DOE were going to go to Florida, but WMX couldn’t last a month. So fuck everyone. WMX comes out and says- you were there for me when Shortcakes left me. WMX was too pussy to kick Justin’s ass because of the law. WMX blitzkriegs Psycohol, and Kitty, Disruptor, and Kamilian beat Psycohol to a bloody pulp.
EWA 80 Day of Destruction 4…9/18/05
Opening (Grove Ave)- DOE open the show with WMX throwing the CD player across the yard from the last show and busting the screen of the computer monitor from EWA 75. WMX says he is El Hombre Lobo X (WMX in Spanish). WMX announces that he is 3 days removed from being divorced. WMX announces how yesterday EWA 80 was supposed to take place with Drixon and the Kamilian, but they didn’t show up. As a joke Psycohol plays Shortcake’s music to rile WMX up. After being pissed off, WMX complains that here at the Day of Destruction we only have WMX, Psycohol, and a bunch of Jobbers. Kitty From behind the camera shouts that she isn’t a jobber. WMX changes it to WMX, Psycohol, Kitty and a bunch of jobbers. WMX then destroys that monitor.
1. Mr. EX beats the Ninja in a first blood match
2. Mr. EX beats Kitty in a piledriver match
Face feels Kitty up a little, trying to get a kiss and maybe sex later. Kitty hits Face, but he destroys her in return. WMX comes out to help her, but then after they hug WMX gives her a short-armed clothesline; because of the Low blow she gave him at EWA 76. Ex comes out to save Kitty.
3. WMX beats Gorilla II in an open challenge Wolfman Lair match for his 100th EWA win. (Kitty Valentine comes out to celebrate with WMX????) They double clothesline Gorilla II.
4. Psycohol beats Boris Cheney Legosi in a ladder match (BCL vanishes in thin air after his loss)
Mishieru makes her EWA debut as Splooge’s sister. She dogs his ability.
5. Mishieru beats Splooge in a blindfold match
Face hits on Mishieru claiming they can hate WMX together
6. Face beat Splooge in an I quit match
WMX requests Splooge and Mishieru vs. WMX and his partner in a 5-count pin match from Putty Man. Putty announces urination match between Mr. Ex and Gorilla II. Mishieru steals Putty Man’s hat.
7. Psycohol beat Mishieru in a finishers match
8. Mr. Ex beat Gorilla II in an urination match
9. Kitty beat Mr. Ex in a box match
WMX attack Mr. Ex after the match
WMX warns Kitty against Mr. Ex
Face gives Mr. Ex advise for his date with Kitty
10. WMX and Cool Jen beat Splooge and Mishieru in a 5-count match
Mr. Ex and Kitty go on a date: Nina’s, McDonald’s Park, Weiler Park. WMX comes and Blitzkriegs Mr. Ex
EWA 79…9/11 revisited…9/11/05
Opening (Grove Ave)- DOE open the show with WMX playing air guitar with a huge American flag. He then destroys a CD player. Psycohol is sporting huge spikes but Drixon ruins them with a bucket of water. WMX announces the happenings of the EWA world. Shortcakes and Justin are getting married October 1st and she is knocked up. Maggi and Keven James split up. Salon Boy fired from Wal-Mart for stealing a Slim Jim. Dementia moved to Kingston. Bobbi X 666 was dumped by WMX for using coke and then moved to Florida and was raped and then came back to NY.
1. Kamilian beat Splooge
2. Facing Execution beat Gorilla II and Ninja
3. Mr. Ex beat Ninja
4. Kamilian and Drixon beat DOE
5. Psycohol beat Kamilian
6. WMX and Drixon no-contest (Psycohol and Kamilian interfere)
EWA 78 (EAW 4) Independence Day Massacre 7/4/05
Pre-show Opening- WMX and Madd E. Rational contract signing:
EWA Rules:
1. WMX will not take place in the EAW ranking system
2. EAW Booked shows will get an EWA name and Number as long as WMX is present
3. EWA matches will allow no contests but any DQ’s
4. Only EWA owner or Commissioner can book EWA title matches
5. WMX is involved in each and every opening and closing of each show.
EAW Rules:
1. Putty Man vs. Madd E. Rational to decide who runs the show
2. Only EAW owner or Commissioner can book EAW title matches
3. EAW matches will allow DQ’s but not allow No Contests
4. EWA matches cannot affect EAW ranking system
5. If either man breaches this contract the other party gains control of the other federation.
Madd E. Rational look for Putty Man in Hide N Seek (Putty not at show)
Opening (Keven’s Yard)- WMX in a suit with Bobbi X 666 come out and WMX destroys a stereo system. WMX announces that Hulk Hogan is on Raw tonight and if he is there next Monday he is going to Raw (in Philadelphia). WMX announces the first ever DLC match (door, ladder, and Chair) match. The match will be a 4-way DLC match for WMX’s belt elimination pinfall.
1. Ninja beat Suicide (as Natas)
Bobbi X 666 gets dry humped by Face then she bites his balls
2. Face beat Black Knight in a hat match
3. Keven James beat Vince in an I Quit Match
4. General beat Sancho in a cheap shot match (eye gouge, back rake and two nut jobs…one with the foot and one with the arm.)
88 cuts his mask up so he can drink
Bobbi X 666 beats Cletus, and 88 in a drinking competition with Disruptor as the ref.
5. General Inco and Vince beat WMX and 88 (who no-showed because he was drunk substituting for the absent Psycohol) for the tag team belts.
6. WMX beat Disruptor, Vince and Keven James in a 4 way DLC match (Vince eliminated Keven, WMX eliminated Vince and Disruptor)
EWA 77 (EAW 3) Total Domination June 20, 2005
Opening (Keven’s yard)- Madd E. Rational starts dogging WMX and calls him out, saying the EWA died in Florida. WMX destroys a bunch of weapons, and says he is not trying to take over but collaborate. WMX and Madd E. agree that Madd E and Putty will fight in the beginning of each show to see if it will be EWA ran or EAW ran. WMX says the EWA did not die in Florida, but the EWA goes where WMX goes because of the contract. Madd E. says that he and WMX will have an EWA/EAW collaboration contract at the next show. WMX announces he will NOT take place in the EAW ranking, but will defend the EWA belt against which he feels is worthy. Madd E. says that General Inco will have only 2 matches at each show and that Madd E. cannot be present at his matches.
WMX comes back out and announces the EWA main event DOE vs. Vince and General for the EWA tag team belts. WMX announces the most worthy opponent GORILLA II.
1. Putty Man beat Sancho
2. Gen. Inco beat Mr. Ex
3. Psycohol beat Ninja
WMX comes out with Bobbi X 666 and rants about people have been saying. Vince calls WMX desperate because he asked Disruptor if he knew any single girls. Disruptor says that WMX has to stay away from girls because he has no luck with them. Shortcakes calls WMX a Fucking asshole. WMX says he met Bobbi yesterday and after jumping on his cock for an hour she fell in love with him, so he isn’t desperate, has the greatest luck in the world and is not an asshole.
Face is ranting about how WMX is an asshole by leaving him and Ninja in Florida. Face says he is going to tell Bobbi what kind of man WMX really is.
4. Face beat Splooge
5. Vince beat Ex
6. Ninja beat Splooge
7. General beat Putty Man
Face tells Bobbi that WMX cares more about himself than her. When she wants to be with him at night, he will be flexing his muscles in the mirror. Face says that’s why Shortcakes left him because Fat Justin gives her his undivided attention, which WMX never did. Face then tells Bobbi to ditch WMX for him. Face kisses her and receives a fistful of balls.
8. Psycohol beat Face
9. Psycohol and Vince no contest (double 10 count)
10. WMX beat 88 and Black Knight in a 2 on handicap match
11. WMX and Gorilla II time limit draw (a drunk 88 screwed WMX out of a win)
12. Keven James beat Vince
13. DOE beat Vince and General Inco for the Tag team belts.
DOE and Bobbi celebrate the win
EWA 76 (EAW 2) EWA/EAW Collaboration May 30, 2005
Opening (Keven James Yard)- Madd E. Rational is the EAW commissioner and this show is dedicated to the losers. Only one man will leave today with no wins on his record. Suicide and Disruptor have been recruited.
1. Sancho beat Suicide
2. Disruptor beat Splooge
During the match WMX makes his NY return. He shakes everyone’s hands and announces that he is back because Florida Sucks. 85% of Floridians are black, Chics did not like his NY style, and WMX says he went to Florida to get away from Shortcakes and Fat Justin, but came back for the entire EWA roster. WMX is single and ready to spread his seed.
WMX asks Disruptor if he is EWA or EAW, Disruptor says EWA.
3. Mr. Ex beat Disruptor
WMX asks Mr. Ex if he is EWA or EAW, Mr. Ex says EWA.
4. Suicide beat Splooge
5. Putty Man beat Gorilla II
6. Gorilla II beat Splooge
7. Black Knight (Dr. Evil) beat Putty Man
WMX asks Black Knight if he is EWA or EAW, Black Knight says EAW and attacks WMX
8. WMX beat Cletus, Sancho, and Suicide (as Disruptor) in a 3 on 1 handicap match
9. Cletus beat Splooge (88 is in background drunk)
10. Black Knight beat Suicide (as Face)
11. Psycohol beat Gorilla II
12. Psycohol beat Disruptor (WMX interferes)
Kitty and Mr. Ex skit…Ex talk about Evil Alice…Kitty hit EX with a chair.
WMX hits on Kitty Valentine
WMX asks Kitty if she is EWA or EAW, Kitty says EAW and low blows WMX
13. Keven James beat Mr. EX
WMX asks Keven James if he is EWA or EAW, Keven says EWA.
14. Vince beat the Black Knight
Ex attack Kitty but gets beat up by Vince
15. Keven James beat Vince
WMX’s Florida Skit- WMX posts a sign stating that the EWA is moving to Jacksonville. WMX shows the personalized license plate from the mayor of Jacksonville. Ninja is on the toilet talking to someone on the phone about coming to Jacksonville, FL. Natas reads the EWA sign and calls for a ticket to the show.
WMX leaves NY skit with Napalm and Psycohol. The DOE drink Yoo-hoo. At Psycohol’s house WMX and Putty Man fight over EWA business contract. WMX reads the funny ass contract to Psycohol.
EWA 75 Wrestle Craze 2005- Goodbye NY hello Florida 4/17/05
Opening (Grove Ave.)- WMX and Psycohol drive their cars into the Grove Ave EWA Arena like maniacs. Amanda and her friend Holly escort WMX to the yard. WMX Rants about how he is going to get chics in Florida while Shortcakes is with a fat, pot smoker, thief alcoholic. WMX, Drakon, and Maddog drink a few Smirnoff’s. WMX attacks the old swimming pool again and attacks a computer monitor. The DOE ask Dementia if they are moving to Florida with them. Dementia say no and get their asses kicked. Same situation with Drixon. WMX announces the Wrestle Craze World/IC tournaments. (Winners of qualifying matches go to World Tourney Extreme battle Royal, and the losers go to IC Extreme Bowl)
Cool Jen comes out with a “WMX” look
1. Salon Boy beat Psychotron
2. Gen Inco beat 88 DOE beat up INCO for not wanting to move to Florida
3. Drixon beats Suicide
4. Keven James beats Splooge
5. Disruptor beats Ninja
6. Santos beats Ninja (Non-Qualifying match)
7. Vince Beat Mr. EX
8. Max beat Gorilla II
9. Psycohol beat Keven James in the IC 3 way bowl with (Suicide, Gorilla II, Ninja, Mr. Ex, and Psychotron) for The IC belt
Alicia Donnelly comes out to valet WMX
10. DOE and Dementia (w/Dr. Evil) no contest because Drixon attacked all 5 wrestlers.
11. Extreme Battle Royal (pinfall after everyone has entered)
Order of Entry: 1. Max 2. General Inco (Santos gets rid of MAX/INCO because they are the SAME MAN!!!!) 3. Disruptor 4. Salon Boy 5. Keven James 6. WMX 7. Psycohol 8. XXX 9. Teddy Girl 10. Drixon 11. Vince Demented 12. Putty Man (not scheduled)
Way of Elimination: 1 and 2 Santos gets rid of Gen Delirium 3. WMX makes XXX tap 4. WMX pins Teddy Girl 5. Keven James makes Drixon Tap 6. WMX pinned Salon Boy 7. Psycohol leaves for a date 8. Disruptor pins Vince 9. WMX pins Keven 10. WMX pins Putty Man 11. WMX pins Disruptor WINNER-WMX!!!!
Face checks out Alicia and Drakon’s Woman Jenna
WMX tells Face’s rape story
12. WMX beats Face for his 8th EWA World Title EWA stars celebrate WMX’s move with beer
EWA 74- The show we don’t give a fuck about to get out of the way for 75. 4/16/05
Opening (Grove Ave)- DOE come out and sees The World belt with Face’s mask and the jobber belt with WMX’s personalized weapons. WMX becomes pissed off and destroys an old swimming pool of Cool Jen. DOE announce that almost the entire roster is not here.
Putty Man comes out and announces the main event Face vs. Mr. Splooge in a throw your opponent off the structure match. WMX comes out to complain about Putty Man’s Jobber belt treatment of WMX. WMX has Putty agree to WMX vs. Putty for the Jobber match, and that the DOE book EWA 75.
Cool Jen makes her Referee debut
1. Mr. Execution beats Suicide
2. Psycohol beat The Ninja
Putty Man steals Psycohol’s shirt from the bathroom
3. WMX beat Putty Man for the Jobber weight belt.
Putty Man takes the Jobber Weight belt out of the EWA
WMX gives Psycohol his shirt back
4. Santos beat Mr. Splooge
5. Face beat Splooge by throwing him off the structure.
EWA 73- Return to the House Show 4/3/05
Opening (Keven James yard)- WMX opens the show all pissed off because Shortcakes left him for Justin Bailey. He is drinking alcohol; he then cuts to Sarasota Florida beach and Ground Zero commenting on WMX’s arrival. WMX is going to move to Jacksonville Florida. WMX says that he can’t wrestle in his own backyard, so we are in Keven James’ backyard. WMX announces his upcoming divorce and how at the last show everyone left and how at this show no one is here…because they are all a bunch of pussies. WMX loses 21lbs. Evil Alice comes out to present WMX with two personalized weapons. Psycohol and WMX turn on Keven James and Dr. Evil to reform The D.O.E.
1. Gorilla II beat Mr. Splooge
Putty Man presents the World belt to Face because Max no-showed at this show. (Remember they both were #1 contenders) Face announces he is moving to Florida too.
Ninja announces his move to Florida
2. Fro Fighter beat The Ninja
3. Psycohol beat Dr. Evil
Keven James and Fro Fighter pick on WMX for being Jobber champion
4. WMX beats Fro Fighter in a 24/7 Jobber defense
Putty Man says that WMX is still Jobber Champ because he takes away the 24/7 rule.
Evil Alice and Execution talking shit about Face, Putty man sets up Ex vs. Face
5. Face and Mr. Ex no contest because they and Evil Alice leave for a manage-a-trois
6. DOE beat Dr. Evil and Keven James
EWA 72- Clash in the Cage II 2/21/05
Pre-Show Murder- Facing Execution had this plan to make Frank and Wolf go up to the EWA Trailor and fight to their death. After hearing death, WMX becomes enraged and says, "No one dies in the EWA without him doing it!!!!" Anyway, he brings Drixon up there with him. They allow the two monsters to fight. They went back and forth, going all over the property. The finale is what is shocking. Frankenstein was climbing a ladder? Anyhow, Wolf pushed the ladder onto Frank. The ladder smashed Frank's skull in. WMX then go toward the trailor door, but slips and busts his nose open. WMX is all bloody, and enranged. He grabs his .22 rifle and shoots both of them fuckers dead. (silver bullet and all). WMX and Drixon bury them and leave. Then Facing Ex finally get there 3 hours later because they walked the 10 miles, but missed everything.
Opening- Wolfman X has a huge flaming baseball bat, burning himself. He then says This is the real WMX, Blood, Fire, Death and Destruction. All of a sudden Vince and Kitty in the back decide to piss him off by saying, "WMX has PMS" So he leaves, throwing his bat and hat, but calmed down and came back. Now he was pissed. He talked about eating that Bloody Pussy, getting his red wings, and all sorts of gross shit. He then dissed his whole Tyrone stint from 71, and began to say how the jobber title is no longer valid. He has been undefeated since It has been given to him. But Putty comes out, and says, "you either wear that belt, or leave the EWA." So he is forced to wear it. He calls out Psycohol and tell him its time to out do themselves, from their 2001 lair match. They set up a five fall, five location monster fight. The locations: EWA arena, McDonald's Park, Weiler Park, PXW Arena, EWA Trailor.
Ninja introduces Amanda as his valet
1. Ninja beat Gorilla II.
Psyco-Dementia welcomed Kitty into their group.
2. Kitty beat Mr. Splooge via KO
Kitty flirts with Face asking to meet him later
3. Dementia beat Facing Execution
Kitty and Psyco-Dementia beat down Face
4.Drixon retains World Belt along with other winners: Psycohol, Salon Boy, and General Inco beating Fro-Fighter (Who gets Jobber Match later)
5. Face and Max Tie to win Clash in the Cage II. Other participants included: Vince, Kitty, Salon, Mr. Ex, and Fro-Fighter.
Face attacks Kitty, WMX makes the save, Dementia take her away.
6. WMX beat Dr. Evil 24/7
Putty says belt cannot change hands outside of Oneonta.
7. WMX and Psycohol No Contest in a 5 Fall/5 Location Moster Brawl.
EWA 71- All Bruised and Battered 1/17/05
Opening-Since it was Martin Luther King Jr. Day, The DOX (General Inco, Keven James and.....TYRONE THE GANGSTA) opened the show. They came out to Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot and even had Evil Alice and Amanda shakes their asses. Psyco-Dementia comes out and we announce the match Putty set up for the World Belt. 3 on 3 Psycohol, Vince, Max vs. WMX, Keven James, and Drixon. (In a side note Drixon could not make this show and Disruptor took his place in the main event). The rule was...if one member of P-D pinned one member of DOX that person became new world champ.
1. Dementia beat Suicide and Psychotron.
2. Disruptor Draw with 88 (Ninja/Natas interfere)
3. Psycohol beat Gorilla II and Ninja/Natas in a 3 way Dance Mr. Splooge.
4. Fro-Fighter beat Mr. Splooge
5. Salon Boy beat Mr. Splooge
WMX (Tyrone) beat Amanda in pool
6. WMX (Tyrone) beat Amanda in a 24/7 match
Putty Man comes up with this rule, "You can not get rid of the Jobber belt inside a house, it must happen in the yard."
WMX is drinking some water. Evil Alice introduces Kitty Valentine. She wanted the autograph from Wolfman X. WMX sets up a match against her for the jobber belt. (he said it was a great belt)
7. Facing Ex draw with Keven James and Gen Inco.
Kitty wanted a kiss from Face, he left pissed off because he wears a mask
8. Kitty Valentine beat Suicide
9. Mr. Ex beat Fro-Fighter.
10. WMX (Tyrone) beat Kitty
After the match Putty Man says "The jobber weight title cannot be won by females anymore."
11. WMX(Tyrone),Keven James and The Disruptor beat Max, Vince, and Psycohol.
After the match, WMX held Disruptor and allowed Evil Alice and Kitty to beat on the Big Diss Daddy, then he gave him the Final Solution.
EWA 70-Day of Destruction 3 12/31/04
Opening-The DOX open the show. It was WMX, Keven, And Gen Inco. Dr. Evil was missing? Talking about missing, I get a call from Shortcakes saying she was called into work, so we have no ref. I became Irate and destoyed my cell phone. Anyway, I introduce our newest member Drixon Webb. (not yet arrived). We walk off, and I take a ride in a GARBAGE TRUCK. Psyco-Dementia comes out to debut their newest member also. I was Robbed, they stole Dr. Evil right from me. They leave and I come back out to call out Putty Man. I ask for a title shot against Psycohol for the main event. Putty gave me the fucking runaround, but did say we are having a no-weapons 4 way dance for the belt. Psycohol vs. WMX vs. Max, Vs. Drixon!!!! Wow what a lineup.
1. Gorilla II beat Putty man in a 24/7 rules match for the jobber belt.
2. Dementia beat Frankenstein and Wolfman in a Tree match for Tag team Belts
3. Dr. Evil beat Face in a 3 stages of Hell match(I quit, Strap, DDT)
4. Gen Inco beat Mr. Splooge in a blindfold match
5. 88 beat Suicide in a TKO match. (Cowboys from Hell song)
6. Psycohol beat WMX, MAX, and Drixon in a no weapons 4 way dance
Putty Man gives WMX the jobber belt
7.Keven James beats Vince in a ladder match for the IC belt.
8. WMX beats Mr. Ex in a Wolfman Lair Match
9. Drixon beat Psycohol in a finisher's match for the EWA world belt
EWA 69-Thanksgiving Thrashing 3 11/26/04
Opening- Drixon opens the show and introduces me. We decide its time to retard Splooge back into normalsy. Psycohol runs out to show his hair.
1. Splooge beat Gorilla II- for Jobber belt
2.Facing Execution beat Psychotron and Suicide.
The Disruptor came back claiming he talked to Putty Man saying he is allowed back.
3. Splooge and Ninja beat Disruptor
As the Ninja was about to leave Drixon put a sleeping bag over him and walked off.
Putty Man comes out saying that he never talked to Disruptor, and for his lie, he has to face WMX and Drixon in his second handicap match of the night.
4.WMX and Drixon beat Disruptor
WMX called Splooge out, and took a little ass kicking, but Drixon came out with the Ninja in the bag. They then retared Splooge.
5. Keven James beat Suicide for a quick win.
WMX comes out and demand a title shot, but Putty says no, we are having an Extreme Rumble.
6. Drixon won the extreme Gauntlet! (WMX as Ninja threw Drixon out, but Putty Man said nope don't count)
7. Psycohol beat Drixon
EWA 68-Bash at the Barn 11/11/04
Opening- Psycho-dementia and DOX without Dr. Evil. WMX even sported this ugly assed checkerboard style hairdo. We all in a unified front beat the ever-living shit out of the stupid BUSH-CHENEY sign. Anyway back to the show, Putty man sets up some matches.
1.Little Psycho beat Redneck Willie (Keven was drunk).
2. Splooge beat Ninja and Gorilla II.
Splooge attacked Dementia and beat them up
3. Frankenstein and Wolfman Beat Facing Execution for Tag team belts.
4. WMX beat Splooge in a Wolfman Lair Match(with the help of DOX)
As we were laying there, here comes this Irish sounding dude named 88. I guess he is the one who has helped Vince and Max escape their stay at Arkham. He issued a challenge to any EWA star. If anyone can beat him, he will be their bodyguard free of charge.
5. Face beat Dr. Evil in a First Blood match
6. Vince beat Gen. Inco in a pole box and bulb match for the IC belt.
7. Psycohol beat Lil Psycho.
8. WMX, Max, Revan 3 way dance No contest
9. Psycohol beat Mr. Ex
EWA 67-Universal Horror Show-10/11/04
Opening-The show starts off with a couple of 24/7 style matches at Keven Jame's place.
1. Face beat XXX
2. Teddy Girl beat Keven James for Jobber belt
We hear the DOX music and out of nowhere comes this shiny assed 2004 red Ford Mustang. Shortcakes is driving it, with WMX in shotgun. In the back seat is Dr. Evil, Keven James, and Gen Inco. We all get out and I announce the show. As the others walk off, I am about to show an inside view of the 'Tang, when Psycohol is sitting in the driver's seat. He wants to play a little baseball as we did at the last show. We then set up our 5 stips for the main event. An Anarchy rules match. The stips were: 1.Tree 2.Printer smashing 3. legdrop off table 4. Superman match through backseat of Psyco's car (In Dedication to Christopher Reeves)and 5.strap match head into tree 3 times.
3. Keven James beat Splooge for Jobber belt
4. Ninja beat Splooge
5. Revan Wilder beat Ninja
WMX plays the Extreme Screen where I show the Creation of the New Gorilla (Gorilla 2)
6. Psycohol beat Gorilla 2
7. Drixon beat Vince
Face comes out next to show the extreme screen of him SNIFFING Shortcake's Underwear and telling someone to steal Dr. Evil's mask.
8. Dr. Evil draws with Max.(Frankenstein steals Dr. Evil's mask, The Wolfman comes out they fight)
9. WMX beat Drixon and Little Psycho in a 3 way dance.
10. Psycohol beats WMX in an Anarchy Rulz match
Mr. Ex returns to beat on Psycohol Putty Man comes out and declares one last match.
11. Facing Ex beat General Inco and Little Psycho
Vince comes out and attacks INCO with a long exploding lightbulb!!!! They then go back and forth with the bulbs, until Vince took one IN THE FACE!!!!
EWA 66-Extreme End of Summer Bash- 9/7/04
opening-Psycohol comes out to brag about conning me and winning the world belt. I come out with my own two cents. But first a little game of baseball. WMX at bat...strike 1, strike 2, strike 3. I revealed it to the world. Something I knew all along. Psycohol and Shortcakes NEVER had sex...in fact, he COULDN"T get it up. So then what about Lizzi M' Gizzi? She is the daughter of Keven James and Maggi. How did I prove it? Dr. Evil stole me her birth Cerificate. Psyco leaves and I call out Keven. He had the audacity to shave his head to mock me. He also stole my look from EWA 65 by the sunglasses and tupac bandana look. I challenge his ass to a three stages of Hell match. First fall technical, 2nd-submission, and 3rd-flaming box.
1. Ninja draws with Mr. Splooge.
2. Mr. Splooge beat Teddy Girl in a 24/7 match
3. Dr. Evil beat Face in a TKO match
Putty Man, came out of nowhere with a phony as hell assed note written with a marker stating that Mr. "Skwires" was handing him the commishionership.
4.WMX beat Keven James in a 3 stages of Hell
Putty Man comes back out, to strip Disruptor of the IC belt and set up a 4 man Tourney. It would be General vs. ninja, and Vince vs. Face.
5. Psycohol beat General Inco
6. General beat Ninja in the white country singer pinning match.
7. Vince beat Face.
8. General Inco beat Vince for the IC belt
WMX had the Disruptor on the phone, and he was told live that he was stripped and KICKED OUT OF THE DOX.
9.Dementia beat Mr. Splooge in a handicap match
EWA 65-WrestleCraze 2004- 8/23/04
Opening-WMX opens the show on the motorcycle. I do my usual destructive shit, trying to burn myself this time around. I show on the Extreme Screen how Redneck Willie and Maggi Shaved me bald. Evil Alice (Vince's Woman) came out to strut her stuff and I guess look for Vince. But I say, she wanted airtime with the newly Bald Skinhead. I check her out, and decide to walk off. As she is standing around The Ninja comes out, apparantly to announce his new manager, but he gets distracted by Alice, and looks right up her skirt. He was pleased with what he saw, but she wasn't and either was Vince. Vince downbeat The Ninja with a Kendo Stick.
Mr. Ex is announced as injured and then stripped of the world belt. Extreme Gauntlet for the vacant belt. One man has picked his spot..last in the gauntlet.
1. Keven James beat Psychotron.(Keven James is no longer Redneck Willie)
2. Keven James beat Ninja
3. Vince Beat Keven James
4. Vince beat Splooge
5. Vince beat Suicide
6. Dr. Evil beat Vince
7. Face beat Dr. Evil
8. Disruptor beat Face
WMX reunites with Shortcakes
9. WMX beat Disruptor in a dog cage match
10. Psycohol beat WMX in 5 seconds
EWA 64-Extreme Explosion August 2nd 2004
Opening- Psycohol, Max, and Vince become Psyco-Dementia. WMX on a motorcycle and Dr. Evil come out and WMX plays a flaming Baseball bat. Final four moves to a barrel from WMX. WMX sets up him vs. Max, and WMX/General vs. Max/Psyco
1. Evil beats Redneck Willie
2.Max beat Face
3.Face beat Splooge
4.Psychotron beat Splooge after taking a shit
5.Suicide beat Splooge as he was sleeping
6.Ninja beat Splooge
EWA celebrates Splooge's 100th loss!!!!
7.WMX beats Max
8.Psycohol beat Evil
9.Facing Execution beat Psychotron and Teddy Girl via DQ after Teddy kept running away from face
10. Mr. Ex beat Splooge, Ninja, and Willie in a 3 on 1 handicap match.
11.WMX and Gen Inco. beat Psycohol and Vince Demented
WMX kidnaps Shortcakes
EWA 63-Mid-Summer Madness July 12th 2004
Opening- Psycohol and Vince introduced Suicide and Redneck Willie. Psycohol announced to combat the DOX those four would be the DOE...DoKtors of Extreme. But it turned out to be a big joke. The two jobbers were beat down. WMX and Dr. Evil come out, Psyco comes out we see PXW 17 scenes, set up main event.
1.Psyco and Vince beat Suicide and Redneck.
2.WMX beat Putty Man in an EWA initiation match
3.Ninja beat Teddy Girl
4.Face and Dr. Evil Draw
5.Mr. EX beat Psychotron.
6.WMX beat Psycohol in a finishers match.
7.Splooge lost to WMX, Dr. Evil, Little Austin (my Godson), Vince, Redneck, Girl 1 and Girl 2, Putty Man, Lizzi M'Gizzy, Max, General Inco, Teddy girl, Psyco, and EX, then Shortcakes and Maggi (Redneck's Wife)in a Handicap match for a 16 person Splooge Gauntlet.
EWA 62-Black Summer June 21st 2004
Opening-DOX (Doctors of Xtreme)WMX, Disruptor, Dr. Evil, Gen Inco. Supergroup is formed. Show extreme screen of our unification.
1. Ninja beat Splooge
2. Lizzi M'Gizzy beat Splooge
3. Psychotron beat Suicide
4. Ninja beat Suicide, Splooge, and Redneck in a 4 way dance.
5. WMX beat Redneck
6. Disruptor beat Face
7. Face beat Teddy Girl
8. Ex beat Gen Inco in a Treematch
9. Max and Psyco beat WMX and Dr. Evil
Psycohol and Shortcakes announce that Lizzi M'Gizzy is their daughter!
10. Psycohol beat Frankenstein
EWA 61-Dedicated to the Oldies June 7th 2004
Opening- Psycohol comes out to Surfin' Bird and Shortcakes to Only God Knows. WMX comes out to announce the Extreme Rumble for the main event.
1.Facing Execution beat Ninja and Splooge.
2.Disruptor beats WMX in a TKO match.
3.Heroin cleanly beats Splooge.
WMX runs out and gives Heroin a thunderous clothesline. I drag her away to show her by balls.
4. Gen Inco beat Vincent Demented with the assist by WMX.
5. Redneck Willie beat Suicide
6. Teddy Girl (Redneck's Daughter)beat Suicide
7. Psycohol beat Psychotron in a PXW style match.
8. Disruptor beat Max for the IC belt.
9. 18 man Extreme Rumble. In order of entry, there was 1.Ninja, 2.Mr. Splooge, 3.Dr. Evil, 4.Teddy Girl, 5.Psychotron, 6.Shortcakes, 7.Mr. Execution, 8.Face, 9.Heroin, 10.XXX (Teddy Girl's bro), 11.Redneck Willy, 12.Suicide, 13.Wolfman X, 14.General Incoherence, 15.Vincent Demented, 16.Disruptor, 17.Psycohol, and 18.Max Delirium
Order of elimination!!!!1. Mr. Splooge out by Teddy Girl, 2. Teddy Girl out by Doctor Evil, 3. Ninja out by Psychotron & Dr. Evil, 4. Psychotron out by Dr. Evil and Ninja 5. Dr. Evil out by Face, 6. Shortcakes eliminates herself, 7. Heroin out by Mr. Ex, 8. Face and XXX eliminate each other, 9. Redneck Willy eliminated by Wolfman X, 10. Suicide out by WMX, 11. Vince Demented out by Disruptor, 12. Mr. Execution out by WMX, 13. Disruptor out by WMX, 14. General Incoherence out by Psycohol, 15. Max Delirium accidentally eliminates himself, 16. Wolfman X and Psycohol eliminate each other for the double win!!!!
EWA 60-Day of Destruction 2004 May 17 2004
Opening-The show opens with Mr. Execution WMX comes out. Ex asks one question, Who is the Fake Ex? I tell him that he as well as the entire world will find out in the main event, MR. EX vs. The fake Mr. EX in a First blood match. I call out Psycohol, and he brings my wife Shortcakes with him, to throw it in my face. Well we go back and forth showing clips of what led to the breakup of the DOE. Things like the 4 way fiasco, the flying cross body in the 3 way, my playing the music of Jevon and GZ, The German missile in the 4 way that got him pinned, and other shit. All of a sudden Max comes out and the two highflyers double team me to a pulp .
1. Psychotron beat Splooge in a tap out match.
2. General Inco beat The Ninja in a Savate kick match.
3. Max Delirium beat The Disruptor in a tree match.
4. Facing Execution beat Redneck Willie and Suicide in an I Quit match.
The Fake Mr. Ex attacked Mr. Ex
5. WMX and Gen Inco beat Suicide in a Handicap WM lair match.
6. Psycohol and Max beat The Ninja in a Handicap WM Lair match.
Dr. Evil comes out, and calls WMX out. He is pissed about WMX killing his "Creation" The Gorilla. The Doc brings out his newest creation The Wolfman!!!!
7. Wolfman X killed The Wolfman in a Death Match
8. Mr. Ex beat The Fake Mr. Ex(Psycohol)in a First Blood Match.
EWA 59 Back to the Roots 5-03-04
Opening-As usual The DOE started the show in style with the usual destruction of nearby weapons. I then started to explain what the roots meant. The EWA is going back to the Roots of 1998. This is where we had these 2 shows where the World belt changed hands. At EWA 8 Day of Destruction, is where I beat Natas, and EWA 15 Wrestlecraze GZ beat me. Therefore, At EWA 60 and every 10 shows after, we will revisit the Day of Destruction. This is where each and every match will have some kind of STIPULATION. Then at EWA 65 and every 10 shows after that we will revisit Wrestlecraze, where we will have some sort of Tourney where the winner gets a World title shot at the end of the show. Also I am going back to my roots, by having my first Wolfman Lair match in 3 years for my 100th career (not EWA yet) match. As yous all know, I had an open challenge for my wolfman Lair match. The ONLY one to answer before the show was Natas, but living in Florida made it an impossibility. Then I get this cell phone call and it was commish squires!!!! 2 seconds later he comes out and disses everything I have worked for in the last year. I leave pissed off.
1.Wolfman X beat Mr. Splooge in a Wolfman Lair match
2. No contest 3 way dance. The Disruptor, The Ninja, and General Incoherence. (Fake Mr. EX interference)
3. Teddy Girl beat Mr. Splooge
4. Suicide beat Mr. Splooge
5. Psycohol beat Redneck Willie
Disruptor tells Max he is a target because of his IC belt.
WMX rips the dress off Mr. EX
6. Mr. EX beat Max Delirium.
7. Face beat Psychotron
WMX asks EX why he interfered in the earlier 3 way dance.
8. Facing Execution beat DOE for the Tagteam Belts
DOE break up, Shortcakes turns on WMX, Heroin beats up WMX
EWA 58 Easter EGGtravaganza 4-12-04
Opening- The DOE opened, but for laughs and shits, they switched gimmicks for the show. Thats right we have "Psyco-X" and Wolfohol" Anyways after bragging about killing the Gorilla and shit, we left.
1. Suicide beat Mr. Splooge for the Jobber weight belt.
2.4-way dance- Kamilian beat newcomer Vince Demented, Face, and Psychotron, after Face walked off, and Vince Tapped to the Figure-4. The WMX and Kamilain hasd a shoot fight!!!!
3.Mr. Execution defending his newly won World Title against the Ninja in a 3-Fall encounter! After the match, Ninja couldn't do anything but lay there and take a tremendous beating from Dr. Evil!
4.The Disruptor beat Gen. Inco.
5.The Doctors of Extreme beat Splooge and Ninja!
Psyco along with Wolfman saw Vince Demented talking with Shortcakes, so he would be the 3rd victim to be killed!!!! Max saved him and wanted to defend his IC Title against both Doctors in a 3-way dance! Me and Psyco said it wasn't worth our time, and refused! So Max went and grabbed Shortcakes, dragging her away screaming! He then tied her up to a chair, as Vince went to tell the Doctors of this! Psyco and me got up there and saw Shortcakes all tied up... me (her husband) could do nothing but laugh and laugh, he didn't care! Psyco somewhat cared for MY WIFE and accepted Max's challenge which totally pissed me off!
6. Max Beat WMX, and Psyco in a 3 way Dance.
EWA 57 Six Years Later 2/16/04
Opening-The DOE, and Shortcakes were hanging at psyco's joint for the preshow. Shortcakes had to go to school on Clinton/Nixon Day. Anyway, we decided to show some happenings of WMX/DOE in January. First off, WMX beating some bum on the Brooklyn Bridge, then as Psyco commentates...WMX beat up on Napalm's little 2 year old son. Ok, The show starts as The DOE opens the show as usual. We began dissing Bible Thumpers, when Disruptor comes out asking for the title shot, against Face. I then say it should be mine, psyco then says it should be his. We then set up a 3 way dance; winner against the World Champ at the next show.
1.The Ninja beat Heroin
2.Drakon beat Suicide
Then we hear this music and all of a sudden NATAS comes out. He is out there and talks about the EWA and how he COULD bash it(First 2 matches, Tag Team Division ETC...), but then he calls out Psycohol. They set up their final match, Since Natas is moving to Florida in a week or so.
3.DOE beat The Gorilla and "Psychotron"
DOE kill The Gorilla
4.Santos beat Mr. Splooge
5.Psycohol beat Natas
6.Mr. Ex beat Face and Drixon Webb for the World Title in a 3 way dance.
Now we go back to the nite before. DOE and Jevon/GZ play pool.
7.WMX, Psyco, Jevon, and GZ beat Suicide in a 4 on 1 Handicap match.
8.Back to the live show, WMX vs.Psyco vs. Disruptor vs. Natas in a NO CONTEST 4 Way Dance...Psyco and Disruptor were eliminated...WMX and Natas both walk off.
EWA 56 First Ever December Show 12-20-03
Opening-The Doe and Shortcakes pay their respects to the late 187. However, it was done in joking form rather than sincerity. The day of the show we hear 187's music, and two men come out wearing black hoods. They both pretend to be 187, picking on how he was killed. It was then revealed to be the two biggest heels in the business, The DOE. They then announce the first ever tag tourney for the tag team belts. They promise to the camera that they will be in the main event.
Suicide is shown asking Psycohol to be the ref, as he challenges WMX for the 24/7 jobber belt.
1.WMX beat Suicide in the 24/7 matchup.
2.Max beat The Ninja in an IC title defense
3.Face beat Mr. Ex, The Ninja, and Mr. Splooge in a 4 way dance for world belt defense.
The Fake Mr. Ex beat up on Mr. Splooge
4.Max and Disruptor beat Facing Execution
5.The Doe beat Gen Inco and Suicide
6.Shortcakes and the Gorilla beat Ninja and Splooge
7.Max and Disruptor beat Ninja and Splooge(they were giving a second chance)
8.The DOE beat Shortcakes and The Gorilla
9.The DOE beat Max and Disruptor for the tag belts.
After the match, The Disruptor gave The DOE a DDt and Legdrop at the same time. Then as Disruptor was leaving, he was attacked by Psycohol with a theze press, and a cliffhanger by WMX.
EWA 55 Thanksgiving Thrashing II 11/28/03
Opening-The Disruptor opened the show, saying that the DOE were pussies and were afraid to open the show. All of a sudden WMX comes out solo, and kicks all of the weapons all over the ground. He and The Disruptor are face to face until Psycohol comes out acting like a 4-leged creature. Then The Disruptor leaves without incident. The Doe come out and brag about their recent HEEL turn. How everyone hates them for beating up on Heroin. They are so evil for beating up a girl. WMX says that he wants 187 one on one because the annoying rookie pinned WMX last show but did not get the win. Psycohol states he is gonna dedicate his match to his partner WMX. Psycohol is going to run the JOBBER GAUNTLET. The DOE joke how WMX ran it a few times and won it every time, but Natas ran it and lost to Mr. Splooge.
1. Face beat Suicide in a 24-7 Jobber match.
2. Psycohol beat Suicide
3. Psycohol beat Mr. Splooge
4. Psycohol beat 187
5. Psycohol beat The Ninja to win the Jobber gauntlet.
6. Gen Inco beat The Disruptor
The Fake Mr. Ex attacks The Disruptor.
We then cut to Wmx relaxing on his porch, and a dress wearing Mr. Ex asks to join WMX in the match vs. 187.
7. Face beat Max with the help of Mr. Ex
8. WMX and Mr. EX beat 187 in the 2 pin handicap match.
Psycohol had to leave and WMX was waiting for Jevon to show up. The Titans were shown boxing and all of a sudden WMX gets pissed and needs to kick ass. The Titans went out and KILLED 187, thats right, murdered the mother fucker. They beat him with bats and threw his ass off a cliff. They even retarded (beat) Suicide in the head with the dead carcass before the fatal throw.
EWA 54 Columbus Day Crashtacular 10/13/03
Opening- We see WMX boxing to Rocky music. The DOE are inside the house arguing about the Yankees vs. Boston. We start the show with songs by The Jackson 5. It appears to be Mr. Ex and Face, however they rip off the masks to reveal themselves to be the DOE. They Talk about what they want to do for the show. They want one more week against Face and Execution. Psycohol vs. Face for the Jobber belt will be held later, and WMX will face Mr. Ex and 2 partners of his choice. WMX is sitting waiting for Mr. Ex to come out, and all of a sudden a FAKE MR. EX comes out and starts to pummel WMX. This beating is so fake that it is funny. But for some reason WMX sells it. WMX then finds the real Ex and tells him to find 2 partners. The loser will have to waer a dress for the next 4 shows.
1. Suicide beat Mr. Splooge...then 187 debuts beating down on the men.
Mr Ex is looking for partners:Face, Disruptor, Shortcakes, WMX, 187 (he accepts) then they find some rapping hunter white guy General Incoherance.(He accepts also.)
2.Psycohol beats face in the jobber weight match.
3. Wmx beat Mr. Ex, 187, and Gen Inco is a 2 outta 3 fall, 3 on 1 handicap match. (187 did take the first fall over WMX, WMX took the second over 187, and WMX took the third over Gen Inco.)
4. Disruptor beat the Ninja
5. Max beat Mr. Ex for the IC belt.
Shortcakes stuns Max to enable the DOE to come in and give Max the Demolition elbowdrop. All of a sudden we hear new music and it is Heroin WMX's friend from The city. She hails from Statan Island, they talked old memories, and then BAM!!!! The DOE take her out Frogsplash and Blitzkrieg style.
EWA 53 Back on Track
Opening-The two champions from the last show Face and Mr. Ex opened the show. They picked on the DOE and how they were beat last show. Face talked about how he was held down by WMX in the last few years. The masked duo challenged the DOE to the first ever tag team match ever in EWA history. The DOE came out and questioned why, psycohol was holding the Jobber championship. The Ninja came out and showed a video of him pinning Psyco that morning as he was sleeping for the belt. He then got an ass whooping from the DOE. However, making his EWA debut was the NEPHEW of CRUSH MAX DELIRIUM. He embarrassed the DOE by clotheslining Psyco and giving WMX a Frankensteiner. The DOE did accept that challenge by the way.
1. Ninja beat Psycohol in a 24/7 jobber match while psyco was asleep.
2. Ninja beat Suicide via the Savate kick.
3. The Disruptor teamed with Max to beat Mr. Splooge in a handicapped match.
Disruptor then proceeded to say great things about Max, until he was pummeled by the DOE.
4. In the main event, The DOE burned face and Ex right to hell.
Face came back out and was destroyed about the neck and voicebox. We'll have to wait and see if he will be SAYING anything about that!!!!
EWA 52 Fuck Retirement, Fuck Ownership, Fuck YOU!!!!
Opening- The DOE come out and WMX is really pissed about losing his friendship with Sarah. He picks on the whole 52 state ordeal. He then proceeds to burn the dvd she bought him for his B-day. Mr. Ex comes out asking for his job. WMX says he can have it if he beats whoever is his opponent for the IC belt.
1.Splooge Beat Ninja to give Ninja Jobber title. (Ninja lost on purpose to give the belt to a "superstar" next show.)
We hear the music of WWJ and he is talking about revenge, only for him to tear off the mask and WMX makes his return after a two year abscence.
2. Mr. Ex Beat WMX Via Forfeit for IC Belt.
3. Face beat Psycohol Via Jevon Interference for World title.
The DOE are horsing around as WMX is "cuming" all over the place.