Here is the intro, in which we talk about all things introductory. And I do mean all things. I will be starting with the ineffable qualities of the introductory speech of Ghengis Khan as he approached his mother over breakfast one fateful morning. After that, I will move on the to the introduction of nucleotides to early biological entities. Continuing on, we will discuss the introduction of guests over a dining table in the great hall of Louis XIV, the sun king. Note that introductions here differ depending on if we serve vichyssoise or not. Yes, eventually I will discuss all of this and more in the introduction for only fourty nine ninety five.

"We the people of the.... less-than-United States... well, until recently united states.... states which until recently were known as the united states.... if called upon in matters of desperation, might still be known reflexively as the united states, but would technically be in error as such..... oh screw it."

I know where you live. I know where you live. Moo hat hat hat hat! Ahem. I'm Henry the forty second I am, Henry the forty second I am, I am. I got married to the widow next door and she's been married... Crap. Five times. To one guy named Richard.

Ahem. It's a bloody good thing you can't make musical compositions as stupid as you can text, or else I'd have been strung up twelve times just in the writing of this sentence.