Experimental

Hybrid

Canteloupe

I know where you live.  I follow you around with a canteloupe.  
It is a canteloupe of deceit and danger.  I warned you.  
Next will come the bananas and the coconut.  Beware.

And after the coconut...
1. Pears
2. Grapefruit
3. Pomegranates
4. Kiwi
5. Kumquats
6. Your brother, Sam