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Next I move outside the car to add as much “CHROME” as I can! Your POS can’t truly be a RICE ROCKET w/o this mod! |
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The chrome was applied to all door handles, wipers, gas cap, and a little extra touch on the antenna! You might be thinking that all this crome is just for looks but THAT'S where you're WRONG! It reflects heat and helps to make your car run cooler AND is MUCH more aerodynamic...to help you slice through that air like a razor in the 1/4 mile! EASILY dropping your time 1 to 1 ½ seconds! |
Now it's time to move inside. Nothin like a chrome steering wheel and door handles! And if you look close you’ll notice the crome SPEED shifter and crome pedals…that’ll let me bust some mad shifts on yo azzez with my automatic! |
The chrome visors are used to reflect sunlight into the eyes of potential street racers…helps to give you the edge off the line! PLUS in the Extremely likely event that you do get your punk AZZ handed to you and they then let off after pulling 34 car lengths on you from 0-60mph…you can do the infamous “FLY BYE” at the blazing speed of 65mph (you should be at about the ¼ mile mark at this point) and then flash them chumps in the face with the visor! If they get disoriented and smash their car, you’ll have a better chance of winning the race NEXT TIME! |
NOW it's time to add the much need stickers that is a must for any TRUE ricer! It's in the RICER HANDBOOK that if there is more surface area exposing paint than stickers then you are NOT a RICER! But instead just a SAD SAD wanna be! |
Now I know you're thinkin those are Japanese symbols but really they are Chinese symbols! Like the other ricers are going know right! And of course you can’t have a ricer without the awesome TYPE-R badges! The ones with the RED R’s are proven to give 75hp EACH! So the more you can fit on, the better! |
THAT'S RIGHT! FEAR MY CAVALIER...couldn't help but add in a little white trash touch! |
