----- SPIRAL -----
Season 5, Episode 20

Glory: You big liar!
Buffy: Fudge.

Dawn: Why... *pant, pant*... are we... *pant*... running so fast?
Buffy: That 'Previously on Buffy' recap took a minute and a half. We're kinda pressed for time, darlin'.

Giles: Because when the going gets tough---
Anya: The tough run like the dickens!
Giles: Brilliant plan!

(A cartoon scamper, bump into things, chase scene insues with appropriate slide-whistle laced music)

Spike: "Take me for a ride in your Mack Truck... Take me for a ride in your truck, Mack... take me for a ride, take me for a ride---"
Others: SHUT UP!

Ben: Female minions. This is new.
Scabby Girl Demon: And I might be slightly attracted, if you weren't, you know, wearing a dress.
Ben: Damn.

Buffy: Tell me something, Will!
Willow: The Renaissance Fair boys just arrived.
Buffy: I was hoping for some good news.
Willow: Hey! You asked for something didn't you?

Tara: "I am the Walrus... goo-goo-ge-joob..."

Buffy: This is pretty much going to be our last Slayer-Watcher conversation. Anything inspiring yet?
Giles: I think my spleen's about to explode.
Buffy: So, that would be a, "no" right?

Xander: We're gonna die!
Spike: Nah. Our contracts still have at least two more seasons on 'em.

Willow: I think they want us dead.
Xander: How could you tell?
Willow: Big banner they're holding that says, "Come Out and Die, Fools"?

Dawn: There's something wrong with Ben! He's...
Ben: Let me-- *morphs*
Buffy: What?
Glory: *morphs* -- OUT!
Dawn: He's a girl.
Buffy: Hmm. Weird.

Glory: (singing) "One little, two little, three little dead knights..."

Buffy: DAWN! NO! Give her back!
Glory: Meh.
Knight: You suck, Slayer.
Buffy: So very not looking for verification of that right now.

Buffy: My cue to go all space cadet...

(The little Grr! Argh! demon swings across the screen on a vine..)

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