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HEARTH TO HEARTH

by babsNH © 11-12-2002

In a cleanly swept fireplace, in a tin cup, a little mouse was fast asleep. Matty Mouse had crawled from the cold hole in the stonework when he heard the mistress of the house settle into her rocking chair after cleaning up her kitchen. The baby was well asleep and she could finally rest for a bit and soon was nodding away with her mending in her lap.

Even though she was thorough with her cleaning, before he curled up in the cup Matty had been able to find a few crumbs from the pastry that had cooked in the oven earlier. The tin cup still held heat from the supper fire. It was not hard to sleep with all of those comforts.

Sleep didn’t last long, as they were both awakened by the sound of the door latch and a sudden dark and damp wind that blew across the sod floor.

“Here I am, dear wife. I am sorry I did not return for dinner, but the meeting just now ended.” The young husband looked excited and anxious.

“ ‘Tis no bother, husband. I have kept it warm for you on the side of the oven.” She moved from her chair, setting aside her sewing, to retrieve the soup and meat pie from the warming shelf. She placed it on the rough table before him.

“Wife, I am afraid we are going to have to uproot our little family. The king has again declared that our church and its covenant are treasonous. They are calling us Separatists now and he has decreed we should all be imprisoned or executed. Another group such as ours was caught fleeing from Lincolnshire and are now all in prison. Tonight at the meeting, William Brewster, William Bradford and the others have decided that we must all leave here posthaste in the best way we can. They have said to go to Immingham on the Humber River to join them in an attempt to get to Holland. It is our only choice, other than going against our beliefs and pledging allegiance to the Crown and the Church of England.” He paused at the stricken look on the face of his dear beloved. Her eyes were glistening, ready to overflow.

“Come, my dear,” he continued, as he put his hands around her waist and pulled her to his lap. “I will help you to gather what we need for the journey and then we will sleep for a few hours. We must rise and leave before dawn breaks.”

Matty shivered in his cup. The heat had left the fireplace. He was in a panic. Matty was an orphan, and the only reason he had survived was because he had found this cozy cottage with its fine home cooking and warm fire. How best to hide away so that he could leave with his people? He could only hope that the tin cup was one of those things they would need.

The couple hurried to pack into blankets all the utensils and clothing they could carry in their small cart. Sure enough, the tin cup with Matty in it was packed along with other cooking implements.

The group was successful in reaching Holland, but life there was not what the religious people had hoped for. Although they were allowed to worship freely, as immigrants who did not speak the language, work was scarce and poorly paid. Their children were becoming part of the Dutch culture, losing their English heritage. Worse yet, Holland and Spain were on the verge of another war. The immigrants saw nothing in their future except poverty.

They did not have the option to return to England. They would still be imprisoned there. They considered South America, but feared the hot climate. Although they worried that their cherished freedom might be attacked in the new Virginia colony, they decided it was their only choice. They would try to make a new settlement north of the established Jamestown, on the mouth of the Hudson River.

Again, poor little Matty who was now feeling his age, was forced into hiding for another trip. Little did he know what sort of trip it would be.

The ship, MAYFLOWER, along with another ship, SPEEDWELL, set sail with the Pilgrims, as they were now called. Other emigrants who were not dissidents joined the cruise as equal partners in the colonizing venture. Once out to sea, the SPEEDWELL leaked badly, and twice the ships had to return to port. Finally, on September 6, 1620, the MAYFLOWER set sail alone.

Matty was sunning himself on the top deck, well out of sight of the bustling crew and passengers. He thought to himself, If this is what sailing is all about, I could get used to life on a ship. Plenty of food stores to steal into, and the people aren’t eating much of it; they are too busy heavin’ overboard. I don’t mind the rollin’ at all; it is downright gentle and soothing.

That pleasant beginning was soon a memory as fierce storms and brutal crosswinds caused much concern about the seaworthiness of the MAYFLOWER, and its ability to cross the dreaded North Atlantic in this season.

Amazingly enough, there were only two deaths on the crossing. There was also a birth that Matty got to witness. A lady named Elizabeth Hopkins gave birth to a son, Oceanus.

“Land, ho!” was the cry on November 9, 1620. Two days later, November 11, they anchored in what is now Provincetown Harbor on Cape Cod, considerably east of their original destination. They had suffered on the cramped little ship for 66 days.

Before they went ashore, the men wrote and signed a famous document, an agreement that we know now as the Mayflower Compact. Matty also watched this very historical moment from a hook on the main mast. By this time he knew and respected many of the men who signed that night, among them Miles Standish and John Alden.

As they rowed ashore in the breakdown boat they called a shallop, the settlers saw at a distance the Native Americans and found buried corn and weapons. They could not catch up to these people as they ran away. Matty had sneaked aboard the small shallop so that he could see for himself what this new world was all about.

On their third expedition they entered Plymouth Harbor where they determined to build their new settlement. By now it was December on the cold Atlantic coastline. They had experienced some skirmishes with the natives, and that along with the weather greatly hindered their construction. Lack of food, the weakening by the voyage, and extreme cold lay many in their graves that winter, but Matty and his small family were among the fortunate.

The family shared a hut with another young family and with much hard work was able to plant in the spring. It was a beautiful and bountiful spot with many fish and a lot of wild game. By the following autumn they had become on good terms with many of the Wampanoag tribesmen who taught them how to live on this new land.

These Pilgrims were simple working class people who in addition to having their own beliefs in Christianity were also still part of the medieval culture of witches, fairies, and folk festivals.

Thus, it came to pass that on one fine late autumn morning, our Matty now gone quite white, was peeking over the rim of the old tin cup. Through the open door of the cottage he watched as his many friends gathered around large tables outside. They were meeting for three days of fun, food, and games to celebrate the ancient Harvest Festival, that later would become the Puritan religious holiday, Thanksgiving.

Matty recognized his new friends, the people of the forest who had brought that delicious yellow corn that had made him as round as he was long. There was the Chief Massasoit, and he thought he saw Squanto, the brave who spoke English, as he had been in Virginia. There were also present more of the chief’s family. This celebration would help to shed the trials of the past year.

They were busy talking and consuming large quantities of Indian corn bread, roast fowl in sauce, boiled fish, onions, tarts, and many fermented drinks made from the fruits of the land.

Matty thought about dragging his feeble body outside to join them, but it was oh, so lovely there in the old, tin cup on the warm hearth. His eyes started to close and his body curled into the bottom of the cup. He smiled at his last thought, From hearth to hearth.


A GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE

LadyinRed, 11/09/2002

In the cleanly swept fireplace, curled up in a tin cup, the tiny mouse was fast asleep. For the past five days and nights, he had slept peacefully, ever since the homeowner had taken the cat to the vet clinic because it had been sneezing constantly.

I’d better sleep well while I can, the mouse thought, because one of these days the cat will come home and the chase will begin again.

Suddenly the front door burst open and in came the homeowner carrying the telltale cage with his nemesis pacing inside.

Damn, the mouse muttered. So much for my peace and quiet.

As quietly as he could, the mouse crawled out of the tin cup and made his way as fast as he could to his home in the wall. He made it just before the homeowner released the cat from his carrier.

“I’m home, sweetheart,” the homeowner called to his wife.

“What did the vet say about Fluffy?” she asked.

“He couldn’t come up with any reason for the sneezing fits. He ran a lot of tests and told me to watch Fluffy for a few days to be sure the fits didn’t return. He thinks perhaps Fluffy is allergic to something in the house.

From the safety of his home, the mouse chuckled to himself. Little do they know that I’m the reason for the sneezing fits, and the fits will begin again tonight as soon as they are asleep.”

Later, when all the lights were out and the family had settled down for the night, the mouse crept out of his hole, carrying a small round object. He looked all around to be sure Fluffy was nowhere in sight, then tiptoed to the cat’s food bowl. He removed the cap from the object he carried and shook a healthy dose of cayenne pepper over the cat food.

“Bon apetite, Fluffy,” the mouse said gleefully as he tiptoed back into his hole and waited for the sneezing fits to begin again.


Colonial Times
by
Gracie
The horses were able to get through the snow as Jan and Bill arrived at their farmhouse.

Jan got out of the wagon while Bill drove the team around to the stables. He unhitched the team and led the horses inside out of the bad weather.

Jan lit the fireplace and went to get a kettle for some hot tea. She came back with the kettle full of water and put the kettle over the fire.

She took off her coat and went to the cupboard for the tea and some tinned biscuits. She filled the tea strainer with tea and placed the strainer in Bill's cup.

Bill came in. He took off his gloves and warmed his hands by the fire. Then he removed his coat and put it on the peg.

“Bill, how about a cup of tea?” Jan asked.

“That would be great.”

By this time the water was hot. Jan got the kettle from the fire and reached for the tin cup. She started pouring the hot water, when suddenly she shrieked!

Hot water splashed and splattered all over the floor, over the cup and Jan dropped the kettle which fell, and made a bigger splash. She jumped and screamed as drops of hot water landed on her legs.

Bill was bewildered. “What in the world is the matter?” he asked.

Jan pointed with her finger, “A…a mouse! A mouse!”

“Where?”

“There in the cup!” she cried.

Bill looked at the cup, but there was nothing there.

The little mouse, who had been asleep, awoke with a start as the first drops of hot water hit him. He took a flying leap and landed on Jan’s shoe. Deciding he had best move, the mouse ran up Jan’s leg.

Suddenly, Jan felt the mouse and she shrieked louder and jumped up and down. She pulled up her long gingham dress, her petticoats and there was the mouse at her waist. She pointed to Bill, her face in total fright.

When Bill saw the mouse, he realized what had happened. As he reached toward the mouse, the mouse saw the hand, and he scurried into Jan’s bloomers.

At this point, Jan fainted. Bill had his hands full trying to get the mouse. Finally, he caught it. He opened the door and threw it out as far as he could into the snow.

Bill smiled as he saw his wife still unconscious. He went and got the ammonia for her. He also brought the bottle of brandy - - for him!


MOUSE IN THE HOUSE

© Ivy Carpenter 11/17/02

She watched patiently from her perch in the rafter. The humans were preparing to leave the cabin. Summer vacation at the lake was over. The whole family was busy; mother human was cleaning the cupboards and big white cold box, while father human boarded up the windows. Girl human swept the floor and boy human cleaned out the fireplace.

She just had to be patient and wait for the flurry of activity to stop. She scurried back to the small hole in the corner of the ceiling. It was cramped and she knew that cold air would start to blow soon. When the white stuff began to cover the ground, she would have to find another place to sleep. Eagerly she checked out her supply of food she had been storing away from her nightly forage to the kitchen. It included pieces of cereal, raisins and a pile of peanuts. It had taken her a whole night to remove the nuts from the dish on the table and carry them to her cache. Their aroma was inviting and tempted her to nibble while she waited. Instead she decided to scramble to the crack in the foundation that led outdoors. Perhaps she would find a tidbit outside to satisfy her hunger so she would not deplete the food bank.

Outdoors she discovered the leftover popcorn scattered in the grass. The family had discarded the tasty kernels after their camp fire last night. She feasted well and calculated there would be enough left to tote back when things settled down.

From her hiding place she watched as they packed up the motor thing, trudging in and out the door with boxes, suitcases and black shiny bags. She sensed that it would not be long before they left and she could return to the building to survey her territory without fear.

When the humans drove away she darted back to the opening and clambered up the log wall to her safe place by the rafter. The house was quiet and dark. Slowly she began to explore, crawling down the ragged stones of the chimney until she reached the opening of the fireplace. Sitting beside the cleaned surface was a tin cup that the boy human had left. Climbing over the rim of the cup she saw some colorful round stones at the bottom. Gingerly she sniffed them and was delighted to find they smelled sweet. Chewing at the hard surface, she finally bit into the most wonderful taste. This has to be CHOCOLATE she thought. She had heard the other mice talk about this wonderful treat. Slowly she gnawed at this amazing find until she was full. Then giving a contented sigh . . . she curled up for a much needed nap in her new sleeping place.


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Percy’s Big Adventure

November 17, 2002

Auntbea

"In a cleanly swept fireplace, in a tin cup, a little mouse was fast asleep." His tiny eyelids fluttered as the dream played inside his head. Like most of his dreams, this one involved Zeus, and it went like this.

Percy awoke, stretched, and smoothed his whiskers, sniffing the air for the scent of food. Always, food was uppermost in his mind, and it had been scarce of late, so much so that his little belly growled. He was reminded of how his dear mother had taken the rest of the little ones and gone to the city to live with her sister. After Father ventured outside in search of food for his family, and met with the chicken hawk, Mother hadn’t the heart to stay in the old family home.

“Percy, won’t you come with us?” Mother had asked, “I am forlorn at the thought of leaving you behind.”

“No Mother, I will stay here and keep the home. Who knows, someday you may return, and I will have kept things as they always were.” Percy had consoled his mother. “Now go with assurance that I am all grown up, and able to fend for myself. You have enough to contend with. Goodbye for now.”

I’m glad they’re safely away and well fed at Auntie’s place, Percy thought. He peered out the opening that separated his home in the wall from the front room of the old, creaky house. The way was clear, no sign of Zeus.

Percy scampered to the rocking chair by the fireplace, hiding beneath it for a moment, then on to the doorway that led to the kitchen. Sneaking a peek around the doorjamb, he spied several crumbs on the floor beneath the table. Quick as a wink, he flew across the smooth planks and out of sight. Ah, a huge piece of bread, some bacon, and if he waited until the old woman took the dishwater outside, he could scale the table leg and find more precious edibles on the cloth, which had not been shaken for the birds.

Mission accomplished, Percy whisked down the table leg. The old woman had returned to clear away the breakfast things. He would bide his time until he deemed it safe to head for his own place. Just then, the front door was flung open, and a wild man rushed in!

The old woman entered the front room hospitably, asking, “May I help you with something?” She scarcely knew how else to react. For her effort, she was repaid with a vicious glare, and a low growl.

“You kin set down and keep yer mouth shet. That’s what you kin do!” the wild man said gutterally. “I haf ta lay low fer awhile,n this is whare I’m stayin, so git used to awaitin on me, hear?”

The woman was not one to be meek. She said, “You will not stay here, and I will not wait on you, so go, NOW.” Whereupon he raised his hand and shoved her down onto the rocking chair.

Percy had no intention of being party to this ruckus. He didn’t notice Zeus standing near the hole that led to his home. As he raced across the floor, Zeus gave chase. Percy ran for all his worth, up the ladder leading to the loft, with Zeus right behind him.

Across the large beam of the front room skittered Percy, followed closely by Zeus, who was gaining on him by the moment. The old beam was worn smooth and quite slippery. About midway, the little mouse fell atop the wild man’s balding head. Unable to hold on, he hid in his beard.

Zeus, thinking to catch Percy, leaped down and grabbed the ears of the man, causing him to flail about with his hands, thereby dropping the gun, which landed right in front of the old woman’s rocking chair. She cupped it in her hand and lunged at him. Taken by surprise, he fell headlong into the fireplace, bonking his head on the andiron, and passing out.

Quickly retrieving twine and scissors from a shelf, the woman tied the wild man both hand and foot. As she went out the doorway to run for the sheriff, who should drive up but all the local law enforcement, and the FBI as well.

When the wild man fell into the fireplace, Percy landed in the tin cup with such force as to render him unconcious.

Percy felt what seemed a small earthquake. Hanging onto the edge of the cup, he looked over the rim into the eyes of Zeus. “C,mon stoopid, the sheriff brought the reward for catchin the bank robber, and she said she will fix the best feast we ever had. Then she will pay the taxes. So get movin, wil ya?” he spit out in a rush.

“So, it wasn’t just a dream?” asked Percy. He hopped out of the tin cup, ready for another day of adventure with his best friend.


Blessings
demy 11/11/02

Sitting at the kitchen table and watching the leaves glide gracefully to the ground, Miss Paddy knew it was time to make the call.

“Hello. Pop's Firewood. We deliver,” the voice said..

“Hello, this is Miss Paddy.”

“Miss Paddy, how are you doing? Will you be placing your order today?”

“Yes, and you better make it two cords this year. I heard the winter is going to be rough one. I’ll leave the garage door open for you.”

“Two it is. I’ll bill you as usual. Will have it there tomorrow.”

“Thank you. Good-bye.” She hung up the phone. "I'd better make sure the fireplace is ready," she mumbled to herself.

In a swept fireplace, in a tin cup, a little mouse was sound asleep. Miss Paddy exclaimed, “My goodness, what do we have here!” She reached down and carefully picked up the mouse. "You sure are a cutie."

The mouse woke. Stretching and rubbing his eyes, his wee voice said, “Hello.”

“And a hello to you,” she said. “What is your name little one?”

“My name is Chester.”

“Ok, Chester how is that?”

“Nice, warm and cozy, Chester replied.

“Here we go then up to the attic, I have just thing for you, I do hope you will like it.”

In the attic, Miss. Paddy muttered to herself, "I know I have it here somewhere. The daughter asked me to save for her. Ah, there it is," she said. Under a cloth the doll house with all the furniture still in it. The little bed would be just perfect for Chester to sleep in. Off they went back downstairs to clean it up. Finishing the job, she stepped back. "Well Chester," she remarked. "What do you think of your new home?"

Chester ran through all the rooms exclaiming, "Mine.... all mine! I love it!” He ran up Miss Paddy’s arm and kissed her cheek.

Miss Paddy and Chester became good friends and enjoyed each other’s company. Winter arrived all to soon. Miss Paddy had to bring logs in and get a fire started to take keep the house warm. “Now Chester, you be extra careful around the fireplace it can get pretty hot. I wouldn’t want you to get burned.”

“Yes, Miss Paddy I will be very careful.”

Late one night, something woke Chester up. Sniffing the air he wondered what it was. That’s an awful smell," he thought. I better check it out. Flames shot out onto the floor. “Oh no! I must wake Miss Paddy. Running up the stairs as fast as he could scurry, he ran into Miss Paddy’s room and up onto her bed. “Miss Paddy, Miss. Paddy please wake up, something bad is happening, Oh, Miss. Paddy please wake up!”

“Opening her eyes, she saw his eyes staring at her. “Why Chester, what ever is the matter with you?"

“Miss Paddy come down stairs quick! Flames are coming out of the fireplace.”

Grabbing her robe, she scooped Chester up, and put him in her pocket. “Oh, my goodness I better call the fire dept.”

When the fire department arrived they quickly got the fire out and told Miss Paddy how lucky she was to be alive. Miss. Paddy explained to them how Chester had come and got her. This amazed them. 'What a smart mouse," they commented.P> “Yes, Miss Patty replied, smart indeed. He is a little angel sent by GOD to watch over me. Angels come in all forms," she said. "How lucky I am that God loves me so very much."


“Ned”
by Mary Hartman 11/02

The fire, like his mother, had been extinguished.

The partially charred cupboards stood empty and dry of the meekest crumb. The hearth swept clean of soot gleamed with care as the little mouse snores echoed from the tin cup up the dust free chimney, and beyond. He had said his prayers and made his wish just like this beloved mother had taught him.

The time was now. Ned woke with a start and peered over the top of his cup. Just like mom said, there was a thump, a crust of chimney flaked to the hearth floor, and whoosh! He stood tiny with a furry face, cap, boots and huge belly. He touched his nose and poof! His reflection filled Ned’s eyes. “Hello young’en,” he bellowed. “Sorry I’m late. Where do you want your Christmas tree?”

Thank you… ver verrry much. “Ned stammered. “I…I….didn’t expect a tree.”

The jolly man looked perplexed. “It comes fully equipped.”

“I have no place to put it,” Ned answered. “There’s only a few walls left standing.”

“That is a problem,” he said, stroking his beard. “Then where do I put your toys?” “Then why am I here, little fella? Didn’t you write me a `want’ list?”

“I haven’t learned to write yet, sir. But….” His eyes widened. “Momma taught me how to make a Christmas wish.”

“Now, you’re talking,” he smiled. “Christmas wishes are right up my alley.” He snapped his fingers and poof! A scroll of paper spiraled down to the floor. “Hmmm…. Ned, Ned”… his finger scanned down the names. “There you are; Mouse Ned! Oh dear.” He frowned. “Son, that’s a tough wish.”

“Please Mr. Santa…,”.he said twisting his tail. “I want to with my mom.” Fresh tears filled his eyes, again.

The old man took a deep breath. He extended his arm. “Climb aboard son.” Ned was safely tucked in the palm of his hand, the old man wiggled his nose and whoosh! flakes of chimney sauntered to the hearth floor.

Up to the stars and beyond, the sleigh rode swiftly among shades of darkness, then through an explosion of colors. Suddenly, it halted, then flying backwards it gained speed and whipping itself round and round the planet, finally rested on the snow capped roof of a tiny winter chalet, its chimney puffing trails of thick white smoke. “Land sake, Ned. Stop that! Where are we going? Out on the roof! Into the snow! Son!” He pushed her. Ahhhhhhhhh. She landed in a puff of snow. He jumped after her.

“Fire, Mom,” he said brushing the peak of snow off her night cap.

“What fire?” She brushed the snow from his whiskers.

“That one!” He pointed to the flames lashing out of the chimney into the empty midnight sky. The sleigh was gone.

“Oh son… “she hugged him. “You saved us.”

That night Ned slept in the arms of his mom, safe in a tin cup, warmed by the charring fire. When he woke … It was Christmas morning. A few things remained; a patch of charred kitchen cupboards, a few walls, the stone hearth…. and his Christmas wish…his mom had survived the fire.


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Justified Anger

Nov. 4, 2002 Auntbea

A beautiful girl, Jenna. She watched as Eric flung a duffel bag into the rear of the van, then swung his lanky, yet well-muscled body into the front seat. She slurred, “Why’re you sa mad?”

Eric didn’t answer, but looked at Jenna with unreadable pain in his blue-grey eyes. She saw a tear splash onto his wrist as he gripped the steering wheel and drove away. In her fuzzy state of being, she was perplexed by his behavior. Turning toward the bungalow, she tried to think what she should do now. He’s never been so mad at me, she thought. Finally she ambled into the small house they had shared for the past year or so.

“Wonder if my stash is safe?” Jenna asked nobody in particular. Realizing she was completely alone, she wondered if she should call her supplier. As always, uppermost in her mind was the cocaine. Dialing the number, she waited anxiously until someone answered. “Your dime” said the voice of Fred, Grant’s father. “If you’re lookin fer Grant, he ain’t here. Call agin later.” The phone went dead, then the dial tone.

At this point Jenna became frantic. “Oh my God, he is leaving me too.” She wailed, beginning to throw sofa pillows left and right, heaving books from the bookcase, flinging open the closet door, and searching among the coats for her precious stash of drugs.

Eric drove onto I-75 with tears falling so profusely he could barely see. He brought to mind every moment he had spent with Jenna. From first grade till a few minutes ago when he left her standing alone by their bungalow. In his eyes, she was the most beautiful person he had ever known. They had been inseparable through high school. Since neither could afford college, they decided to take the money left him by his grandfather and move to the small village of Black Rock.

Life was a dream for the two as they renovated the little house. Eric worked in the Ford plant nearby while Jenna waited tables at the local restaurant. They spoke of children, but felt they weren’t ready-maybe in ten years, if all went well. Both had a happy childhood and knew how important it was to be settled before bringing kids into their relationship.

Many evenings and weekends were spent as volunteers for Habitat for Humanity, or other projects. They had a few couples with whom they enjoyed casual dates. Bliss seemed to be theirs. Then, Grant entered the scene. Handsome, debonair, intelligent Grant! He was a regular customer at the restaurant where Jenna worked, and always chose her table. He would linger after closing time, eventually asking her to join him at a local nightclub for one drink. Eric worked the night shift, so she saw no harm in what they were doing. There were usually others along in the beginning.

Grant played Jenna like a violin. He got to know her inside out, and used all that he learned. Each time she and Eric had a small tiff, Grant was there to lean on, all ready to comfort, always available. But, he was only a friend.

Once Jenna and Eric had a disagreement that seemed more horrid than any other had. She went straight to Grant for solace. He was SO ready. This time he brought out the cocaine. “No way!” she yelled. “I do NOT do drugs.”

Quietly Grant snorted his lines, and then he turned to her saying, “Did I ever ask you to?”

“No, but I assumed you wanted me to join you. I’m sorry. That wasn’t fair of me. Forgive me?” Jenna murmured.

“Of course. We’re friends, and friends are always there for each other, right?” said Grant smoothly.

The die was cast. Within two weeks, Jenna tried a line of cocaine. Afterwards, she was a regular user. She soon had her own stash, which she bought from Grant, of course.

The first cold day of autumn, Eric searched the closet for his parka and boots. A small package of some white substance fell from Jenna’s coat pocket. He called her from the bathroom and asked what it was.

Jenna tried to lie her way out of the fiasco, but Eric was no dummy. He tried to get her into rehab, worked with her for as long as he could stand it, but to no avail. She refused to admit there was a problem, other than one with him, as she perceived it.

So came the night Eric could no longer live the lie with Jenna. He took his few things, said goodbye and left her to whatever God wills.


A WIFE’S TALE

by babsNH © 11-4-2002

“What are you so mad about?” she asked.

He sat at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands. There was no room for his elbows, -all the dishes, dibs and dabs of food, and drink from three days filled all available space on the stained, checkered cloth.

“You got to go to the Super Bowl with you buds, your dream of a lifetime. I was happy for you; now you are mad at ME?” she continued, trying to get an answer.

“So, I had a few friends here to keep me from missing you. What was wrong with that?” she tried again. No answer came forth.

“Maybe we shouldn’t have borrowed your SUV to drive to the mall? Oh come on, after the $1000.00 deductible, the insurance will pay for the new tailgate, right? “Whoops, I just remembered. The insurance company called just before you left on your trip, and said your premium was overdue by two months, and they would be canceling within a week if they did not receive it. Damn, I was sure I mailed that for you. “O. K., I know you came home and found Sam sleeping in our bed, but believe me, nothing happened. I would have wakened long enough to know if it had! “You know what, I haven’t seen Charlie, your favorite cat in a while. There is no food or water in his bowl, so he must have eaten sometime. “Did those dumb neighbors across the street tell you they called the cops? Really, they scared us all to death with their lights and sirens at 4:30 in the morning. Geez, the music was not that loud. Don’t you believe me? “Aren’t you going to say anything? “Well, if you are going to just sit there and sulk, you can do it while you help clean up this joint, O. K.? I’m not going to say anymore until you decide to talk to me.” A prolonged moan came from the mouth hidden behind the hands of the poor man sitting at the table. Slowly, he leaned to the side and fell on the floor, head still clasped in hands.


A Typical Male

LadyinRed 11/10/2002

Karen hurried down the ramp from the plane to the main airport building. Once inside, she found the baggage carousel as quickly as possible and waited impatiently for her bag to come around so she could retrieve it. She dragged the heavy bag outside and hailed a cab. Giving the cabbie her address, she settled back in the fake leather seat and tried to relax.

The week away had been exhausting, with meetings from early morning to far into the night. She realized the importance of their discussions, yet she longed to be home. We could have accomplished the same thing in three days, she thought to herself. Oh, well, I’m almost home. She hated to admit it, but she had missed Bob more than she thought she would. When she left home a week ago, she was thoroughly pissed at him. He is so damned demanding, she complained to herself, thinking back to what triggered her anger at him. She knew, however, that he would not be loving and friendly when she came home. After one of these trips, he was always hostile and aloof.

Finally the cabbie pulled up in her driveway. She paid him, retrieved her bag from the trunk of his cab, and dragged it to the front porch. Unlocking the door, she pushed the bag in first and called out to Bob.

“I’m home, Bob. Where are you, sweetie?”

Bob sauntered into the room, yawning as if she had awakened him from a deep sleep. Unfriendly, as she had known he would be, he growled something unintelligible and glared at her.

“What are you so mad about?” Karen asked. “I wasn’t gone that long, and I told you I had to go away.

“Oh, you’re going to give me the silent treatment? Well, okay. You’ll come around. You never stay mad very long. Once I start fixing dinner, you’ll change your tune.”

Karen kicked off her shoes, stuck her toes into her comfortable slippers, tied an apron around her waist, and rummaged through the cupboards searching for something appetizing.

“Here you go, Bob,” she said, opening up a can. “It’s your favorite meal.”

She dished out a hefty helping of tuna with egg and placed it on the floor beside the cat’s water bowl.

“Bon apetite.”


Say What!

demy2 10/05/02

“Hey Elaine,” Judy said, “ I need to get out of this house to forget my troubles. How about going to the Ponderosa tonight with me? You know how I hate to go there alone.”

“Ok,” Elaine replied.

Arriving at the Ponderosa, the ladies paid their $4.00 entrance fee and continued inside. Looking around, Judy noticed their favorite table was empty, and the girls knew they would get asked to dance if they sat there.

“Hello ladies,” the cocktail waitress said. “What can I get for you tonight?”

“I’ll have a Colorado Bulldog,” Judy replied.

“Make mine plain 7up,” Elaine said.

They both agreed that the music was good.

“Excuse us ladies," two gentlemen said. "May we have this dance?’

Both girls stood up smiling, each taking the hand held out to them.

“My name is Jim.”

“Mine is Elaine.”

“Hi,” they both said, smiling.

Drawing her closer in his arms, Jim told her she was a wonderful dancer.

When the last note ended Jim escorted Elaine back to her table. Judy had already arrived there. Thanking her, he turned to Judy and held his hand out to her, then escorted her to the dance floor.

During the evening both girls danced with other men, and more with Jim. They were both having a good evening.

Jim started becoming very amorous towards the girls.

Returning to the table Elaine muttered to herself, “I wonder just what part of NO he doesn’t understand!”

On Judy’s return to the table she could see Elaine was fuming about something.

‘What are you so mad about?’ she asked.

The girls started talking about Jim and his sexual advances. What a jerk, they both agreed. They wondered why men thought you needed to go to bed with them. Just because you are single doesn’t mean you need a hop in bed! He had made advances to both of them. It’s about time a NO lesson was taught, and Elaine knew she would be the teacher.

Elaine told Judy she would think of something, and whatever she decided Judy should go along with it. Judy could hardly wait to see what would happen.

Just about this time Jim showed up and held his hand out to Elaine. Smiling, Elaine took it and danced once again with Jim.

While they were dancing Jim inquired if the girls would have breakfast with him. Elaine thought this was a great idea especially when he said they could have whatever they wanted on the menu. They agreed to meet ate the Steak and Eggs since they both came in their own cars. Elaine found Judy and told her what the plans were. Meeting at the Steak and Eggs, the three went inside and were seated. Judy on one side and Jim slide in, then Elaine sat beside him.

The waitress came and took their orders. All three ordered the steak breakfast. Waiting for their orders, they made small talk. When they were served, they all agreed the food looked wonderful. About half way through the meal, Jim moved closer toward Elaine and placed his arm around her shoulders. “Now, tell me why you won’t go to bed with me,” he inquired.

Looking him square in the eyes, she said, “I didn’t want to tell you the real reason because I wanted to avoid being embarrassed. I have VD."

Upon hearing this, Judy nearly choked on her mouthful of food. Jim acted like he had just been burned and slid back to his spot. They all finished their food in silence. While Jim paid the bill the girls went outside; then they burst out laughing, wondering if he finally learned what no meant.


MAD

by Gracie

Marilyn returned home and received a shock when she opened her door. There were wet, stinky clothes scattered all over. The followed the putrid trail which led to the bathroom.

Marilyn heard the water running as she opened the bathroom door.

Jim popped his head out of the shower. “Marilyn, I’m so mad, I could spit! I was nearly run down by a drunker driver, and I fell in a dirty, stinky, wet ditch just trying to get out of the way!”

“Oh my, how did it happen?” she asked.

“Well, my car stalled about 2 blocks from here. I started walking when suddenly I saw this car zig- zagging along the street. It was coming straight at me. I jumped to one side. My left foot slipped on the incline, and I slipped on the wet grass into the ditch. I fell as I tried to avoid some broken bottles. Marilyn, I fell flat on my face! I can still smell that putrid water!”

“Oh my."

"Hon, would you please put my clothes in a trash bag and I will take them out to the trash can as soon as I get out of this shower. Please?

"I wrote down the number of the license plate on the pad in the kitchen. That driver should have his license revoked. Marilyn, he almost killed me!”

“Well Jim, I’m glad you made it home safe and in one piece.”

"Just let me soap myself again. This is my fourth time….I can’t seem to get the smell off my body!”

“Jim, try this lotion soap. I think it will help you.”

“Thanks! I will try anything.”


The Real Savoy

Oct. 28,02

auntbea

Descending through thick cloud cover jangled Natalie's nerves, which already were raw from the turbulence and air pockets. At times the passengers were literally tossed about in their seats. The flight crew seemed grumpy, the food barely edible, now this awful landing. Things could only get better, she hoped.

After the plane taxied to the accordioned gate, Natalie hoisted her carry-on bag from the overhead compartment, flung the strap over her shoulder with her leather purse, and made her way to baggage claim. Happily, she found her wheeled suitcase immediately. "Now for a cab." she thought, "The tube is out of the question at this juncture."

As she raised her hand to flag a cab, someone called out, "Miss Danson?" A young man in chauffer uniform approached her. He wore a badge, and after she assured him that she was indeed Natalie Danson, he said, "Mrs. Holloway will see you tonight."

Natalie allowed the chauffer to take care of the baggage. She slipped into the rear seat, thinking, "Well, things are certainly looking up. This may be all that Ralph proclaimed . The transport is more to my taste than the previous employment afforded. Ah, I could become accustomed to luxury!" Little did she know how quickly that would change.

The sedan sped away through typically English fog. Natalie thought she would recognize the Savoy from seeing it on television. Before she had time to think twice, the car stopped, and she was hustled through a revolving door, into an elevator which whined its way to the third floor. As they stepped out into the corridor, she surmised this must be the service entrance. Certainly the Savoy wasn't this drab!

The young man whisked her along hastily to number 37, and rapped briskly on the door. Inside a raspy voice barked, "Who is it?" "Edmund," answered the chauffer. The door opened a crack, then fully. Edmund dragged Natalie inside, and left.

She had no more than set down her bags before she knew this was not where she wanted to be. The woman before her appeared to be elderly, well dressed in the fashion of English matrons. Natalie asked, "Mrs. Holloway, what is the meaning of this? You led me to believe your residence was in the countryside, and that I was to be secretary to your son. This s hardly what I was expecting."

"All in good time, Miss Danson." replied Mrs. Holloway, "You may hang your coat there, and then come into the sitting room to meet my son." At a loss as to what else to do, Natalie complied. Following the lady into a dimly lit room, she shook hands with the gentleman presented to her as Geoffrey Holloway. "Mother, please turn up the lamp. I would like to see Miss Danson, and to have her get a glimpse of me."

As the light grew stronger, Natalie gasped, "It's you! I saw your picture on the internet. You're accused of embezzling millions from the First Bank of England!" Turning around, she found herself face to face with Edmund. He barred her way to escape.

"Why did you mislead me? Mrs. Holloway, I cannot work for a criminal." Natalie exclaimed. "Oh, bloody hell Mother, what shall we do now?" said Geoffrey. Mrs. Holloway began to plead with her to reconsider. "I will pay you $1000.00 each week. I must continue to live a normal life, and that is impossible if I must be with Geoffrey. He is innocent, but he must be in hiding until our solicitor can prove it."

Natalie felt a small wave of sympathy for the elderly lady, but her instinct told her that this man was guilty. She had no desire to be caught up in a mess of this magnitude. "No, I'm sorry, but no amount of money is worth the risk, worth going against my conscience. I cannot. Please allow me to leave now," she pleaded.

Furtive glances between the three gave Natalie gooseflesh. What had Ralph gotten her into this time? After secretive consultation, Edmund said, "Come along then." Gathering her bags, he led her back to the sedan, and whisked her away into the English night.


Surprise

Gracie

"Wow!" What a trip!" Maxine declares as she struggled with her suitcase.

"They told me this suitcase had wheels, yet it keeps falling on its side." she grumbled.

Maxine and Julie had been stuck in traffic in Houston for over an hour. Then they had to walk to a different terminal in Dallas. Now they were in Denver and had to walk a long way to the shuttle.

"Just think," replied Julie, "we are closer to our destination. Think of it that way, and it won't seem so bad."

"Okay, I will try, but that doesn't make the going any better. This big suitcase is so full it topples over."

"Maxine, did you pack all of your clothes? We are only going for 3 days!"

"Well, I wasn't sure of the weather, and I brought summer and winter clothes."

"Winter?" exclaimed Julie. "Maxine, it is still early fall."

"Well, you know I can't stand the cold. I brought everything, including my winter undies!"

Julie shook her head. "Oh look, here is our shuttle."

The driver struggled with Maxine's suitcase, but got it on board. He loaded Julie's suitcase also.

The girls settled themselves in the van and prepared for the two hour drive.

"Does Jan and Mike know we are coming this weekend?" Julie asked.

Maxine answered, "Well, Jan said we were welcome at any time, but I forgot to call or send her an e-mail."

The driver lefts them at Jan and Mike's house.

They rang the doorbell, and heard, "Come in, it's open."

The minute Julie opened the door and dropped her bag, she knew she was not staying. She stood rooted to the floor. In shock, she turns to Maxine, "What is this?"

Maxine's face was red. "I didn't know! I didn't know!" she wailed, as she stamped her foot.

Just then Jan came forward. "Girls, I didn't expect you this weekend. We are having our nudist group meeting here this weekend!"

At that moment, another car drove up and a fellow stepped out. Jan called, "Bryan, could you drive these girls to the Holiday Inn please. They didn't know we were having our group meeting."

"Sure, I will be happy to take them."

Two red-faced girls followed Bryan. Maxine's suitcase seemed to develop wings as she wheeled it toward the car.


" Madam"
by Mary Hartman 11/02

Madam lay decrepit with age. Shallow breaths escaped her lips unnoticed as her lawyer sat at the desk re-writing her last will and testament.

In the library, Madam's doctor of 30 years ravished through her books. Ahhh....there it is." He smelled the book as if to capture its ancient text before stuffing it carefully in his valise.

Across the hall in the forbidden bedroom, Madam's maid clawed under the false bottom of the dresser. She purred with pleasure as her fingers touched the priceless string of black pearls.

In the dining room, the butler hurried to the Chinese tapestry and the hidden wall-safe. When he emerged, his vest bulged. Madam's money, no doubt.

The gardener, Joe, stood among the flowers, his eyes wet with fresh tears. They forbid him to see Madam, his secret love of thirty years, and confined him to tending the gardens until further notice. Cuffing away his tears, Joe tended the flower bed closest to Nick, the chauffeur, who buffed the red Corvette till it mirrored the sky. Nick would own the corvette soon. A gift for his silence.

Joe hollered out. "Hey Nick. How's the old lady? She croak yet?" It pained Joe to say such ugly words about his beloved, Lily. He had to pretend to mean mouth her or be discharged like the others when Madam lost consciousness. "Naaaa," he hollered back. "The witch ain't dead yet. Doc says maybe tonight. If I had my way," he said, unfolding his plan, " I'd kill her myself. Get me one of them big pickles, shove it down her throat until she croaked and then eat the evidence. Good idea, huh?" He looked for Joe's approval.

Joe nodded his head and turned away just as a scream emerged from the second floor of the estate. Nick held Joe at bay. "I'll see what's going on," he said rushing up the stairs. "Hope it's the ol' lady," trailed behind him as he entered the door.

Moments later Joe heard a woman cry out in agony. He felt a lump in his throat. Lily? The entrance was locked. "Lily! Lily! " He pounded his fists frantically against the door. Finally, the door opened, slowly. It was his beloved Lily. Folding her in his arms, he carried her to their garden. As he had done so many times before, he laid her on the soft grass; his tears and breath lingered on her cheek.

With her last breath she whispered, "I killed them all, Joe. It's yours now," she said as the bloody scissors dropped from her hand.


THE VIOLIN

LadyinRed 6/30/2002

He opened the worn black leather case tenderly, unsnapping each catch slowly. Ever so gently, he lifted the lid and peered inside.

There, nestled in midnight blue velvet, was the violin. Its warm, rich wood almost glowed in the dim room light. Carefully he untied the soft bands that encircled it and lifted it reverently from its molded nest.

He turned the violin over in his hands, caressing it and feeling its shape in his small fingers. He held it up to his chin and wrapped his fingers around its neck. It felt comfortable, natural. He looked at the inscription written in German on the top of the violin: In the forest I was silent. Now I sing.

He reached down to free the bow from its resting place in the lid of the case. Laying the violin carefully back in the case, he tightened the bow until the horsehair was taut. Removing the tiny block of resin from its box, he carefully ran the resin over the bow, watching the dust rise as he worked to prepare the bow. Then he picked up the violin again, adjusted the chin rest, and placed the bow on the strings.

Holding his breath, he drew the bow across the strings. The tone was rich and full. He released his breath and began to play, hesitantly at first. Soon the soaring notes of Vivaldi filled the room. He played faster now, his fingers sure on the fingerboard, his bow firm on the strings. The notes floated, danced. The boy’s face was a changing kaleidoscope of emotion as he became one with the instrument and the music.

That was 40 years ago. Through those years, the boy-turned-man had learned to tease the instrument to unlock its tone. He knew every quirk. His ear caught changes in tone when the weather was damp, and he adjusted his pressure on the strings to keep its tone sweet and pure.

Audiences gave him standing ovations, one after another, whenever he played. Reviews in the media heaped high praise upon his playing. His name was the first mentioned whenever the subject of violin virtuosos came up. He was the master, the epitome of what a violinist should be. Unassuming, he always gave credit to his violin. "Without it," he would say, "the violinist would just be another fiddler."

As the years went on, his fingers began to gnarl in painful arthritis and the artist was forced to give up playing. Although he taught others, younger musicians with dreams of glory, he was never enriched by it. He was a violinist, not a teacher.

One day, he tenderly replaced the violin in its tattered blue velvet nest and closed the lid on the worn leather case. When finished, he picked up the case and walked slowly out of the room. No one ever saw him again and his precious violin, which had sung for years under his fingers, was silent once more.


Death Dreams
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babsNH © 7/8/2002

“Dickie, hold on to my hand”, I said to my small son as we entered the grocery store.

“Lynn, you hold on the shopping cart,” I told my five-year-old daughter.

The store we had just entered was in a nearby town to ours and had not been a grocery store for twenty years or more since I was a child. It was at present a department store I visited often. Steps led down from the street level entrance to the grocery/now hardware department.

Suddenly, Richard (Dick) pulled away from me and bolted up the steps and through the open door that led to the busy street. There was the screech of brakes and even as I stood there I could see my beautiful blonde boy lifeless in the street.

I, of course, woke up then, jumped out of bed, and went to check on the children. They were both snoring gently, and I went back to bed with heart pounding.

Nearly every day the three of us walked about a mile or so into town to the post office, and late afternoons we walked in the opposite direction to meet “Daddy” as he was coming home from work. The road was a major state route and was not too wide near our house because of railroad tracks bordering it. After the dream, Richard had to walk with my vice-grip upon him. Every time a big truck whizzed by I had the feeling he was going to break loose.

Why the dream, why the fear? I never had such a dream about my other children. That dream is as vivid to me right now as the night it happened, over 40 years ago.

The calendar flicks by to the year 1977. My baby daughter, Annette, was now five years old. We had recently moved into a new split-level duplex that we were sharing with my dad. We had our master bedroom and bath on the lower level.

“Honey chile, let’s talk into the tape recorder so we can play it back and hear ourselves. Annette, stop giggling and talk to the machine. Wanna sing some songs? Come on now, calm down and stop wriggling on the bed. How about if I read you a story and then we can get ready for bed?”

This scene is imprinted on my mind like a photograph. I see my red and gold paisley bedspread and the white dotted curtains in the windows. The bedside lamp was casting a soft light and shadows in the room. Annette had her Dorothy Hamill haircut, was wearing a navy blue turtleneck with brown and blue print corduroy pants. She sat with me on my bed, smiling at the suggestion of a favorite story. As I opened the book and looked at her, her face took on a look of horror and she was looking above and beyond my head. The next sensation was just one of me being gone. Not there at all! I seemed to know that I was dead. I woke up. This dream like the other one was so defined and so real that I have never forgotten it or the feelings.

I self-analyzed this one. It was probably connected to a fear that I had that at the ripe old age of forty-three I might not be around to care for my later- in- life child before she was grown enough to care for herself. (Like there wasn’t another soul that could do that!) Nothing wrong with my ego, anyhow.

I am still here. Richard is forty-five and other than minor motorcycle, car, and bicycle accidents he is whole and in one piece. He has skied, ridden motorcross, and still likes to push the envelope a little.

These dreams were obviously not premonitions. Warnings, maybe? They certainly did affect my life. In the first case, I was much more aware of safety for the kids than I had been. In the second, I know now that unconsciously I started to take better care of myself from around that time.

I am not sure that I believe our dreams have any significance, but these two were too real to be forgotten.


Loss of Innocence

Gracie 7-14-02

As I sat drinking coffee gone cold, my eyes were riveted to the events unfolding on TV. I was stunned by the events taking place before my eyes on September 11.

The morning had been like any other morning, with people going to work, students to school, people traveling in planes all over the United States. All were innocent and unsuspecting of forthcoming events.

By mid morning we were shocked as we watched the drama play out on national television. We saw the collapse of the first building, and then we watched in horror as the plane hit the second tower.

Thousands suffered death or injuries, as my coffee got colder.

My grandchildren were playing outside, oblivious to all, while inside I wept for the many victims.

It was indeed a devastating tragedy and a very dark day in the history of the modern world. We were left with a vast feeling of vulnerability, of hopelessness in not being able to help the wounded so many miles away.

The response of Americans was overwhelming, as those closest to the scene offered their services, while others across the nation waited in long lines to donate blood.

As President Bush declared war on terrorist groups, the al Qaeda, and other groups around the world, the US became a world leader in the fight.

The effects of 9/11 are still being felt around the world. It united America, yet at the same time made us aware of terrorist groups operating within our borders.

America had to tighten its security all over, from the airports, to government offices and buildings to ports, plants, etc. America lost its innocence on 9/ll..


WHISTLER’S MOTHER

LadyinRed 07/07/2002

"Are you sure I have to wear this getup? It’s hot and scratchy, and I have a tennis date in less than an hour."

"Relax, Mom. This won’t take much time. A few strokes and you’ll be out of here."

"Well, okay, but watch the clock, James Abbot McNeill Whistler. I don’t know why I let you talk me into this ridiculous idea!"

"Mom, some day you’ll thank me. You’ll be famous. Your picture will be everywhere. People will appreciate what I’m doing for you. I’m making you immortal, you know."

"Immortal, my foot! Immoral is more like it."

"Hold still, Mom. No, no – fold your hands on your lap and keep your head still. You’re squirming too much. The way you keep moving, I’m going to be painting a blur instead of a portrait. Please, Mom, keep your feet on the box. You keep trying to cross your legs and it destroys the whole effect of the gentle woman."

"Gentle, I’ll show you gentle, my fine son. How long is this going to take? I need to scratch in a most non-gentlewoman fashion. Couldn’t you just paint an outline and fill it in later? I’m going to be late for the tennis game. Why couldn’t you have followed in your father’s footsteps and become a successful businessman? You’ll never get anywhere as an artist."

"I’m almost finished. Just a few more brush strokes and it will be over. There, it’s just right. This is a pretty good portrait, if I do say so myself. Wanna take a look?"

"My God, Jimmy. I look like an old lady. Is that the way you really see me? What will my bridge club say? My exercise group? It is awful. Whatever you do, please don’t put my name on it!"

"Don’t worry, Mom. I was going to call it "Whistler’s Mother," but for your sake I’ll just call it "Arrangement in Grey and Black: Portrait of the Painter’s Mother."


THE REST OF THE STORY
Shewho 7/07/02
‘" We are closing now. Everyone please leave. The museum is closing. " The guards' words were reverberating up and down the corridor as they ushered the public to the exits, everyone but me. I remained seated in front of the portrait I had been admiring.

"Thank goodness it is the end of another day. It is so difficult to have all sorts of people look, comment, or make faces at you, and all you can do is stare sweetly back at them." said the portrait of the lovely young woman. "A large portion of the visitors passing in front of me seem to feel I was born into wealth and never had to struggle for anything in my life. That is not exactly how my life unfolded.

"Since you have managed to stay in the museum, please stay and let me tell you the rest of the story," said the young woman.

This is the tale she then related to me.

" I was the fourth from the eldest child in a family of many children. My father worked the fields of the wealthy land owner, while mother worked in the great house in the kitchen.

Until I was about nine years old, I had lived a very carefree life. I did not have to do much except watch a couple of younger siblings. That allowed us to frolic in the fields and enjoy the outdoors in the summer. People did not refer to me as a beautiful child, but rather a happy, slightly flirtacious girl with a most beguiling smile.

When I was nine I was put to work in the kitchen of the main house. The work was hard and made me very tired, but I always tried to do my work well so my mother would be proud of me. It didn’t take long to for me to discover that a coy look or a secretive smile would get me a second glance from the young men who lived and worked in the house.

Over the years I tried to learn quickly and do expert work, so that I could move up to better jobs. I graduated from the kitchen to the general care of the upstairs sleeping quarters and from that position to an apprenticeship lady in waiting when I was in my early teen years. Now I discovered the beautiful fabrics that were used for the ladies' gowns, undergarments and even for the bedding and window coverings. Feeling those soft, thick fabrics made me determine that I would some day wear lovely garments and live graciously.

A wealthy man would be needed to provide for me. Now how would a low born person like me learn the ways of a true lady? I had been known as a mimic and I now used that skill to mimic the ladies I waited upon. At night I would practice using their phrases, their walk, their table manners so that one day I too would be considered a lady. Flirting came very naturally to me, and I soon perfected a half smile, one that made the observer wonder about my thoughts and wish to know me better.

I learned my lessons well and quickly. By the time I had a very womanly body, I was catching the interest of many of the young men who came to the great house on business or to visit. They often brought me gifts. Some were wonderful pieces of fabric. Now I had a high enough station within the house to wear nicer clothing, and I always made mine of the most luxurious fabric that came into my hands.

My many hours of practicing how to be a lady bore fruit one summer when I gained the attention of a young man who was visiting on business and stayed all summer at the main house. Our relationship began with quick smiles but soon changed to touching each other oh so slightly as we passed by. Within a month we were meeting each other outside and spending many delightful hours becoming physically acquainted during warm .moonlight nights. At the end of summer I was able to leave with the young man and go to Italy where I was unknown. I was immediately accepted as his mistress and he introduced me to the city and court society. That pampered life style quickly erased any signs of my former life.

Over the next few years I developed my courtesan skills and led a contented exsistence with each of the men who cared for me until the fateful day when the most wonderful man came into my life. He was very popular, a few years my senior, had a light hearted approach to life, and lived slightly above his means on his inherited income. This was the man I had hoped to meet my entire life and best of all he came to truly love and adore me.

My mentor liked to paint just for the pure enjoyment of painting. On day he chose me to pose for him. We were at home so I was wearing a rather plain colored gown and I really wanted to change into something brightly colored and dramatic ,however the light was just right and my lover wanted to paint me immediately in the clothing I was wearing. There were several sittings before the portrait was completed and sometimes the posing was very tedious. I would cheer myself up by thinking of all the other artistic skills of this man that I would be enjoying later in the evening. Those were the thoughts which created that special secretive smile that he captured in the portrait."

The hour was late and I had enjoyed talking to this enchanting women. I knew that I would not soon again be able to visit the museum after it closed when the magic happened and the pictures were able to talk. As I started to leave, I told her that when I came in the day time to visit, I would wink broadly at her and smile myself because now I knew the rest of the story.


L’OMBRE IN THE PAINTING

babs68©7/1/2002

I am the little fou-fou dog in the picture. My name is Ombre, but my beautiful mistress, who is Aline, calls me Cheri. She loves me so much and treats me like a prince, as I deserve to be treated. I am, after all, a most special little pooch.

Today we are at Le Maison Fournaise for luncheon. We have all just returned from a morning of rowing on the Seine. It is such a lovely summer day, with gentle breezes and a bright, blue sky. The breeze lifts my long hair, and cools me so nicely.

We come here on many a Saturday now. My mistress Aline, who is a seamstress by trade, could never have come to this very nice town of Chatou a few years ago. When the revolution happened, they promised the working people liberte, egalite, fraternite. It has come to pass that workers like my mistress do not have to work on Saturdays anymore, and because of the many new railroad lines surrounding our city of Paris, all kinds of people can now travel to places previously only used by the blue bloods.

In the town of Chatou, Le Maison Fournaise sits on a small island in the river. All classes of people are here, artists, actresses, society people, writers such as de Maupassant, critics, and shopkeepers. Also here are shop girls and seamstresses

Admiring, famous people who are paying court to the good life surround me, Ombre. There in a tall hat is a famous editor and art historian and his secretary. A famous actress is sitting at our table and is being greatly admired by the party. The son and daughter of the proprietor are here also. He is very handsome in his canotier (straw boating hat) and his sleeveless shirt. A baron is entertaining her, no less. There are artists and journalists here. It is indeed a fete galante. I could only wish for a small white poodle named FiFi for me to flirt with.

Flirting of course is much enhanced by the presence of so many wine bottles. SO MANY wine bottles! There is also cheese and much wonderful fresh fruit which people drop now and then and which my mistress hand feeds to me. As I have said, I am one special little dog, and I deserve this treatment. A young man sitting across from us is gazing with much interest at my mistress, but I have a feeling that it is another artist who is stealing her heart.

I can only hope that we will have many more days such as this. Food, wine, and love in the plain air, what more could a very special dog ask for?


The Painting

by Shirley Fetters (searcher13) 7-2-2002

I first saw the painting when I was around twelve years old. We had gone to visit my father's elderly Aunt Emily. Every time they looked for me I was in my grandfather's study sitting in his overstuffed old chair looking at the picture. It just seamed to be calling to me whenever I was not busy elsewhere. Dad said," That child seems to be mesmerized by that old painting!"

It was just a painting of several mountains, a lake , and a lot of trees. Yet if you studied it closely you could just make out the ruins of a gold mine. I think that is what stirred my curiosity. There had to be a story behind that old abandoned mine!

I asked Aunt Emily about it, because she had seen it as well but did not remember much of anything about it this late at night. She said ,"Martha, let me sleep on it and I might remember something, alright?">P> I could hardly wait for morning to see if she'd remembered anything. When breakfast over, I offered to clean up the dishes since she had made such a great breakfast for us. She smiled and said,"Why thank you, Martha, you are such a dear niece. When you are finished come out to the front porch; that's where I'll be."

When we were settled on the front porch, Aunt Emily began the story.

"All I can remember is that your grandfather told me that the gold mine was his. That is why he bought this ranch. His older brother died in it when the timbers gave way. There was no one to help get him out, so it is hallowed ground now . His brother's grave!

"They dug a lot of gold out from there all by themselves and were considered very rich men. They had to keep the location a secret for fear of claim jumpers !

"Jim, the foreman's father, could tell you more about it. He worked as foreman here on the ranch until his son took over his job. We are going to town tomorrow. Would you like to go visit with him while we are in town?"

" Oh, Aunt Emily, could I please?"

"I'll give him a call this evening to see if he will be at home."

Old Jim welcomed all of us when we stopped by for my visit. "Sure nice to see all of you and is this Miss Martha? Don't get much company these days, except when young Jim comes by once a week with supplies for me. He usually stays for supper and fills me in on how things are at the ranch."

He asked me why I wanted to visit with him, so I told him of the painting in Grandfather's study and how mysterious it was to me. Old Jim laughed and said, "Child, there is a mystery about it. Would you like to hear the story?"

"Oh yes, please tell me, Jim. I just knew there was a story about it and someone still knew it!"

"Your grandfather and his brother were so worried about claim jumpers that they made a plan. They rode all over the area and decided to buy the land in order to resolve that problem, once and for all. They hid most of the gold and went into town to see if the property was for sale. It was and the realtor said that there had been a few inquires on purchasing it years ago, but no one came back to buy it. He asked them what they were going to do with the property and they replied either raise cattle or horses. There was plenty of grazing areas and lots of natural water springs, even a few ponds and one really nice lake near the mountains.

"The asking price for the land was $3.00 an acre,and the realtor wanted to know how much land they wanted. They went to the local saloon for a quick lunch and decided to buy 800 acres with the lake right in the center. That would include 200 acres of the mountains. Now back in the 1800s , $2,400.00 was a lot of money. The clerk asked when they would be back with the money. They gave the clerk $400.00 as a down payment and promised to be back in a one week or so with the rest.

"They went home , dug the gold out of its hiding place, then shoved boulders over the opening to disguise it as well as the opening to the mine, just in case anyone came snooping around. They took the sacks of gold hidden in secret flooring of the wagon. Two horses tagged along and outfitted the wagon like they were sightseers. They got to the city in three days, exchanged the gold nuggets and dust for cash, and stopped for a good meal before the return trip.

"That's where they met up with me. I told them I had been a foreman for an old friend for many years before he got waylaid and shot to death. His son took over the ranch and hated me, so I left looking for another job.

"They decided I would be the best judge of which to raise ,horses or cattle so they asked me to go to the new ranch and work for them. They rode back into town three days later and bought , with cash, the new ranch! They rode all over their new property, decided where to build a house, barns etc. and asked me which kind of animal would do best there. I felt that cattle would be best, so they sent me into town to hire on some men to drive the cattle up from Texas.

"While I was gone the brothers decided to take the gold out of the mine and hide it all around the ranch. They marked each spot and made a map of where each stash of gold was buried, it was their secret. The map was secure in the town safe along with their wills. Each brother would take a few days off every month and return to the gold mine for more gold when it was needed. They left the buried gold alone.

"One morning the bank was robbed and set on fire. Contents of the safe were never seen again, so they lost the map of their buried gold! A year after that your grandfather's brother was killed in the mine collapse. They had that painting done soon after the house was completed and each spot where they had buried gold was marked. They dug all that up and invested in more cattle and land.

"I'm sure that they remembered some of the other places that gold was buried and dug some of it up. There is still a lot of it buried out there if one cared to look for it. Not me though, I like my comforts of home. They paid me very well and I've plenty to live on for the rest of my days.

"Now when your daddy passes and you inherit this ranch, you're welcome to look for the buried gold if you like, child. It will be yours to do with as you please."


WILD STRAWBERRY MEMORIES

Diamondlady1941 07/03/02

If you’ve always been a "city mouse", it may be a bit difficult for you to relate to what I am about to say; however, you may just find yourself transported. That is the intent of this writing.

When I was a child, we lived on a hill overlooking Johnson’s Bay and Quoddy Bay. It was a 180-degree view of the ocean. Grand Manan and Campobello Islands, Canada, were visible except in exteme fog conditions. On our property, which consisted of approximately 10 acres, we had the pleasure of a shorefront of nearly a quarter mile. The tides in the Quoddy Bay area are the highest in the country. They reach an astounding 25 feet on extremes of the full moon.

The fields and forests along this part of eastern coastal Maine are where I grew up. Cool breezes from the ocean and dense fog during the summer months allowed wild and commercial strawberries to flourish under God’s care. The warmth of the northwest winds gently ripened these delicacies to perfection. My mother, bless her, was the "harvester in residence", scouting out wild berry patches and secretly staking them out as her very own cache. She spent hours in the summer months of June and July wandering through the nearby fields in search of those small gems, which she would lovingly hull and stew down to make wild strawberry jam for the winter months. She would return each day with her fingertips and the knees of her pants stained red. She said it was her chance to unwind and enjoy the blessings summer had to offer. On occasion, as I grew older, I would accompany her—but my child’s patience was short and I fear I ate more than I picked. I was admonished one day when she found me picking for my own pleasures. She quietly reminded me that those berries would not be available for toast during the winter if I continued eating. I got the message plain and clear and allowed her to continue to hold her unchallenged ownership of that patch.

It was the smell and taste of the berries, freshly picked, that I remember. It was also the smell of the salt ocean air, the tall Timothy grass waving gently in the breezes, the sight of cow vetch twining through the fields, the furtive call of seagulls gliding overhead, the warmth of much-appreciated sunshine on the back of my neck that are the memories of a lifetime.

It gives me great joy now to be able to leave part of my front lawn not mowed until after berry season. Three years ago I discovered wild strawberries growing there. Now daisies, too, have appeared. My mother used to say, "Find me a daisy and I’ll find you a strawberry".

It is my turn now to pick berries for my mother. There is only a handful at each picking, but I stew them down with a bit of water and sugar and present them to her for her morning toast. I believe it brings her happiness. I know it does me.


Night Stars

Gracie
“Oh, look at that beautiful sky!” exclaimed Jan. “Aren’t the stars bright tonight?”

Harold answered, “Yes, it is beautiful with all those stars. Let’s go for a walk. Grab a sweater in case it gets cold.”

“What a great idea!”

With her hand on his arm, they walked toward the beach. From the distance they could see the lights from the nearby resort. The lights were reflected over the span of water. A soft melody resonated gently to their shore..

“You know what this reminds me of?” asked Jan.

“I don’t know. I just know it is so peaceful. I’m in awe of the many outstanding sights God provides for us.”

“Well,” added Jan, “this reminds me of Van Gogh’s Night Stars. You know the painting that is in the office. Every time I look at it, it brings me peace.”

Harold said, “Here in the U.S., we represent 6% of the world’s population, yet we take 90% of the world’s tranquilizers. We are a stressed-out people.”

“I bet a lot of them would benefit by just enjoying the simple joys of life.” added Jan. “Harold, in Night Stars, there is a couple out for a walk.”

“Yeah, that Van Gogh guy knew how to paint the simple things in life,” agreed Harold.

“Jan, if it wasn’t so cold, we could go skinny dipping.”

“Harold!”

“Well, hon, we could. There is no one around. Let’s do that in a couple of weeks when it is warmer. You know, I owe this Van Gogh guy thanks for giving me that idea. Now we have something to look forward to.”

“Harold!”

Just then Harold gathered Jan in his arms and kissed her. Her protests were swallowed up in the kiss.


Reminiscing
Gracie (6/ 02)
I’m one of the new kids on the block. When I joined on April 25, 2002, Annie Oakley was one of the first ones to welcome me. Ivyvine gave me the assignments, and then I was on my way.

My first obstacle was trying to get into the chat room. I tried several times until I got in after I was given my password.

Second obstacle came the following week, when it took me a good 45 minutes to get inside. That little computer had a “Senior Moment” as it kept rejecting my password. I did all the caps, all the numbers and little letters over and over – until finally it let me pass.

On arrival, I announced that it was easier to get into the Pentagon than it was to get into that room.

As of this writing, I am now on my THIRD password! After so many tries, I finally succumbed and requested a new password so I could get in. One of these days I am going to cause that computer to run out of numbers!

The people I have met in this community have been a tremendous help to me. I am retired, and I want to fulfill a lifelong dream of writing. I was told I had to write and write, so I am dedicating most of my time to writing.

I am in awe at the tremendous talent I see before me. I recently asked Marysongs how I could acquire that “polish” that is so evident, even I can see it. She said several had been educators, some had taught English and now were writing.

This brought an incident to mind when I was a teenager. I had a cousin who could go anything. Each of you have known such a person. Mary, my cousin, could whip up a gourmet meal within minutes of unexpected company. You needed a new dress? Just show her a picture and bring the material. She didn’t need a pattern.

One day I asked my aunt, “How did Mary get to be so good at everything she does?” My aunt smiled and answered, ”No one is born knowing everything. They all have to learn. I remember most of the mistakes Mary made when she was just learning. You can learn too.”

That is basically what Marysongs told me. So, you see, I’m on my way! Other young writers have their lifetime, but I have a lifetime dream to fulfill.

God has been guiding me. He led me to this community, and for that I am very grateful.

Each and everyone is helping me either directly or indirectly and molding me into becoming a good writer. One day soon I will become an exceptional writer. Then I can say on some interview, “Yes, I owe a lot to a writing community known as ‘The Senior PrimeTime Writers’.”


Prime Time Writers

Shewho - 6/30/02

I pride myself on remembering the beginnings of milestone happenings in my life, but the exact month and person who encouraged me to come to Prime Time Writers eludes me. I know that I was in the Senior. Com chat room, a room which I didn’t visit on a regular basis, when I learned about the writers club.. There were only about three people who chatted with me in that room and I know one of them was Demy and another Marysongs. Therefore it must have been one of them who brought up the PTW meetings on Sunday.

Writing stories for pleasure or to be published was not on my priority list approximately a year and a half ago when I joined the group. but my curiosity was aroused wondering whether I could write an official story.

Friends and family had told me many times how much they enjoyed my letters and that I should write stories.

My first year of college English was a real ordeal for me. I had done well in the subject during high school and felt that the college course would be one of my easier subjects. The first semester there was an emphasis on grammar and complete sentences. Every one of my papers was returned with so many red corrections it was difficult to read what I had attempted to write. This got to be such a problem that I started writing all sentences like a young child. They started with the word The or I exclusively in an attempt to reduce the red glare of corrections. My strategy worked as far as reducing correction markings, but the content was about as plain and uninteresting as it could get.

When the invitation to write stories came along, instantly my fear for red markings emerged. I told myself it was time to grow up and whether or not my grammar was F or A quality that I should at least try writing one story. With great reluctance I sat down to my computer wrote and submitted my story. I had not read any other stories written by this group the first Sunday meeting I joined in so I did not know what to expect.>p> Everyone’s story seemed so very professional against my first attempt. My story was an obvious first attempt. What encouraged me though were the comments from the other writers of how much they could relate to my topic. Big sigh of relief for me, I at least had something in common with the group. That first meeting Ivy was commended on the improvement of her stories and she said she had only written 20 or so stories for the group. Well, I thought, twenty is a small number so perhaps there is hope for me.

My improvement has come from the trust I feel for the group in their critiquing . It is honest and straight forward and given with love and caring, so I feel safe no matter how many verbal red marks are given.

Acutally there has been much less grammatical correction than I had expected. Nancy is a very well qualified editor, helping me to learn each time I submit a story. I learn something important with each red mark and I no longer fear seeing them.

An unexpected perk which has come with being a part of this amazing group of talented and loving people is just how much I've come to learn about and understand each of the authors through their story telling. Everyone’s own special personality shines through.

Some of you readers know that at the writers retreat last year I was ill. That is an understatement. I was in the hospital in critical condition for a day or so. My illness really rained on the retreat schedule, but those attending showered me with love and caring and took me into their homes until I was able to travel back to Oregon. It took very special people to be so gracious and helpful to a stranger in their midst. Stranger is not exactly correct, because as we all met face to face there was a feeling that we already knew each other and were true friends.

I have enjoyed the fact that PTW has contributions from both sexes. Men have a special way of story telling which has informed and delighted me. Their life experiences with the military and jobs is a new and interesting area for me. Everyone has such a different approach to the subject of the week. I look forward to Friday or Saturday when the stories are published so I can discover several view points on the same subject.

Thank you in particular to Nancy for her editing and Marysongs for keeping getting new writers to enhance our group. To all the other authors, reading your stories has truly enriched my life and I look forward to many more Sunday night critique sessions, sprinkled with lots of laughter and strong friendship..


REMINISCING

LadyinRed 6/30/2002

Her screen name was Marysongs and, amid the roster of names from Alphababy to Zircon, hers seemed a friendly beacon in Senior.com. She was recruiting for Prime Time Writers, and it was my luck to have logged in during one of her infrequent visits.

I asked her about Prime Time Writers and she told me. The first thing I knew, I had written a short essay about my first-night jitters hosting a local TV show. The next thing I knew, I was hooked! I came to PTW with a background in both journalism and English, skills I had put away on a shelf nearly 20 years ago. Like a rusty pump, newly oiled, my writing skills once again slowly began to emerge. That was nearly two years ago, and my passion for the group has only grown.

The writers are the brightest, most articulate women (and men) I have ever met. They have challenged me to do my best, to spread my wings, to experiment. More than that, they have become my sisters, my brothers. When I was in trouble, they rallied around me and encouraged me. When any one of them is in trouble, all she or he has to do is call and I will respond in whatever way I can.

For me, Prime Time Writers was an outlet first for my anger and pain over a divorce, now for the chance just to keep my writing skills sharp and my mind challenged. I do not write for publication, other than on Angelfire and 39andover. I eagerly await the next story assignment so that I can respond to that assignment in some way, even if I am not particularly inspired. It is the task of writing which is important.

To be a member of PTW is to be a person who loves…words, people, situations, scenes, events. Writing itself is a lonely discipline, but PTW gives each of us an opportunity to share our work, to hear the compliments, to accept the criticism. Writers is more than just that, however. It is a group of seniors dedicated not only to writing but to loving one another and sharing in that special talent which sets us apart from others. We are family.


REMINISCING

©Ivy Carpenter 6/30/02

I first met the Prime Time Writers in August 2000. I enjoyed the time spent in the chat room because of the group’s camaraderie and pleasant bantering. At the close of the session they invited me to join and send a story the following week.

At first I was unsure I wanted to take this request. Writing my reflections for people to read was a bit invasive. For years I had kept a journal and found those recorded thoughts was an objective way to analyzing problems. Hard copy gave me solid proof that I had survived. It also served to amuse me when I read of my past concerns, it cheered me when I recognized how much I had matured. Was I ready to share some of my insights with others?

Then I recalled the phrase: "When the student is ready, the teacher will appear." Was this writers group the teacher I was looking for? Definitely I was in need of a new challenge, retirement from work had become mundane, I was vegetating. However, I still was unsure of my capability to write a story.

When I asked my son about trying this venture he said, "You’ve been relating family stories since I can remember; now is the time to transcribe them for posterity." His confidence in my ability gave me the incentive and an idea how to begin.

I submitted a small story, only two paragraphs to be exact, titled "Embarrassing Moment." It was well received by the class. I delighted in their responses. They definitely had me hooked. Two years later I am still hooked and challenged to create.

Joining the Prime Time Writers group was one of the best choices I ever made. With the support and encouragement I received from them . . . I found an outlet, a new family and caring friendships that have continued to grow with each new year.

I’m one lucky lady!


MEMORIES OF PRIME TIME WRITERS

Babs NH 6-26-2002

In March of 1999, I used an insurance check that was supposed to belong to my husband to purchase my first computer. He still doesn’t know about it, the check that is. After a few weeks of panic-stricken self-teaching, I started searching for chat rooms. Well, that was a shock. I cannot remember how I found out about Senior.com, I think it was a pop-up ad or something, but boy was I happy to find people my own age to talk with via cyberspace.

The people I remember from the beginning as being very friendly were Mary Hartman, Judy Sza, Willow, and Gypsylady. It wasn’t long before I found out about Mary’s bio and her interest in writing. Judy invited me to visit her in Arizona almost on the first meeting. I asked her how she knew I wasn’t an axe murderer, but she didn’t care. I haven’t got there yet. I visited Arizona once about 8 years ago and would love to return. Digressing again, aren’t I?

My memory has faded about a lot of the details, but it was Willow and Mary who set up the Prime Time Writer’s room, and Jann set up a separate room for Poets. At one time I did both, but a poet I am not. (No comments about the writing, either!)

Mary asks how in the world have we all stayed together this long? I have no answer except that we seem to have found real friends with similar backgrounds and interests who don’t want to give it up even when the cyber-gods pull the rug from under us. Some left and did not return with the breakup of Senior.com, but we have somehow managed to stay together.

Many of you are much better than I about keeping in touch personally with those who cannot, for different reasons, be with us every Sunday night. I applaud you for that.

This is the only chat room I visit anymore, although I miss the old days. I just haven’t found another group that has as much fun as we do and did then. I would sure love to have another site that has the forums and chat that we had back when.

This has sure been fun, and I hope writing about it now doesn’t spoil the charm, I would feel lost without all of you to reach out and touch (on the keyboard, silly) regularly.

Long live Prime Time Writers!!!!!!!


Prime Time Writers
by Mary Hartman

The wind swirled in the trees, bending branch against branch, unhooking the baby chestnuts from their mom's bough, tossing them from her reach.

Branches fell inches from my feet. Chestnuts bombarded the grass, the earth and me.. I didn't take notice, eyed it dreamy. The wind swirled again, raining more chestnuts down on me. A branch rolled into my leg and I just sat there, in oblivion. The incident was unnatural. I should have flinched or felt a sudden surge of fear, but I didn't. I just sat there oblivious to the world until a tiny voice crept into my head.

f "How sad," it whispered. "Such a sad girl... no wakie, wakie... Are you happy in there? Safe?",p. "I'm tired," I defended.,p. "You've been tired a long time," it argued. "Are you finished living?"

"Just tired."

"Well, lets get un-tired. Come on--get up."

Oh dear, it's so hard to get up. I must weigh 200 #.

Don't be kidding yourself, honey....You weigh over two-hundred pounds.

"Please...don't pick," I argued. "I've been sick a long time. It's not easy to move quickly when you're on ....." I hesitated to say the word.

'When you're on... what? Say it. Admit it! "

"Drugs!"

The voice hushed....

That night, as I began my prayers, my mind darkened.. "Our Father who art in heaven." So difficult to concentrate. Where was I? " Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name... "What's the next line??? Aw come on I've said it a million times.... "Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name...?????" Dear God help me! What's wrong with me? I tried again, slowly. "Our Father who art in heaven. " I failed... "Lord," I sobbed into the blankets. "Help me."

In the morning, when my prescribed narcotic fell out of my hands and spit on the floor, I swallowed the half that had survived. Later in the day, for some mysterious reason, I slept through the second dose, through the night, into the next morning. When I woke I felt alert. It felt good to think and reason clearly. I never took the pills, that kept me in limbo of my life, again.

That evening.... I truly took my life in my hands and, for the first time, ravished the computer that had lain dormant in my attic. I felt starved for knowledge. How did this thing work? Oops! Oh my! Shut it off! How? Oh dear!

Later that evening.... What the heck is a search engine? Yahoo? That sounds like fun. I've heard of chat rooms. Let's do older people's chat rooms.

Senior.com sounds good. They want a name? Password... Forget it... hang up... Changed my mind. Let's venture.. Mary is my name.. What do you mean `the name is used?' This is frustrating... The names are all used.

Is marysongs and hummmmm used? It worked!

Holy cow there's a bunch of people in here. Is gypsylady taking to me?

This is scary. Oh my... what am I to do.. they're all talking to me. "Hello marysongs Welcome, marysongs. Are you new, marysongs? marysongs, where do you hail from?"

I typed in my first greeting. "Hello." Of course, my sisters/brothers from our Prime Time Writers will tell you that it was natural that I had misspelled the word Hello. The sweethearts have grown accustomed to that tiny handicap in my otherwise perfect makeup (teehee).

Shortly after my sign in with Senior.com, I suggested they have a room for writers. They suggested I host one. "I'll help you get started," Willow said. "Not to worry."

I was terrified that first Sunday afternoon. When 6 PM rolled around I typed in Senior.com and headed for the classroom lounge. It was empty. Oh dear. `Is anybody home,' I typed.

Willow popped in. `Marysongs,' she wrote, `you're too early.'

`It's 6 PM,' I wrote back.

'I know..but the writers chat starts at 6 PM Pacific Time. That would be 9 PM your time."

"Sorry," I said, "I'll just shrivel away."

'LOL," she wrote.

Willow wrote a lot of LOLs. I finally figured out that LOL was her first name. Lol Willow. In time, all my correspondence to Willow ended with LOL. For example: Thanks, LOL. You're an angel, LOL Thanks for the help, LOL. Sorry to hear your hubby is sick, LOL. Truely, God must have given Willow Meranda a sense of humor knowing she'd meet me one day.

There were many that gathered that first Sunday night, the next week and so on. When the last of the curiosity seekers had lost interest, the writers who had planted their seeds grew roots. We named ourselves, "The Prime Time Writers."

Many senior writers have enlightened our doors through the years. Some have rooted in, others have disappeared within the hearts of their families, and only one has returned to God. During our time together, we have shared dreams, happiness, sickness, hurt, marriage, divorce and the burial of loved ones. We pray as if we are one breath.

The Prime Time Writers had met once... and when it happend, it was if I had known each of them since childhood. Perhaps I had known them since childhood. Could they have been my make-believe playmates who kept me company when I was abused, hungry, alone, or afraid?

Many have asked me what holds the writers so close to each other. `I can't speak for all, 'I explained. `For me, the writers are gifts from God. I was lost and "I thank God," they found me.


THE TWENTIETH KNIFE

Chapter 2

LadyinRed 6/16/2002

It was one hour until circus time. A still teary-eyed Maria was in the cramped trailer getting dressed for the matinee performance. She had brought Hilda with her from the dining room to make any last-minute adjustments.

Igor stood with Bruno at the back door, the performers’ entrance to the Big Top, watching the crowd file in and take their seats. Between puffs of his pipe, Bruno commented on the audience. It was a perfect afternoon, not too hot, not too cold. The temperature would be comfortable for the audience, ensuring that the focus would be on the acts, not on any discomfort in the huge canvas tent. The waterwagon had circled outside the rings, the spray from its gleaming tanks knocking down the dust. Now and then, Bruno would check his watch. The circus was a small operation, so Bruno was not only the owner, but the bookkeeper and ringmaster as well. He would need to dress soon

Bruno had grown up in the circus, learning the business from the time he was old enough to understand what his father was telling him. "Son, always keep your dreams big, but be willing to settle for less. Even a big circus can fail. We have enjoyed a good living with Circus Grande all these years by running an efficient operation. Some day, this will all be yours, and I will place it in your hands when you are ready."

Although Bruno would have preferred the lights of the theatre to a life on the road, he felt it owed it to his father to carry on the tradition of the elder Caravelli’s beloved Circus Grande. He had paid attention to his lessons and had kept the circus a manageable size. While Bruno projected a positive attitude publicly, reassuring his performers they had nothing to worry about, inside he had a gnawing feeling that Circus Grande might soon suffer the fate of the other small circus that had just folded. Circuses around the world were finding fewer audiences, as television and computers were a constant competitor for people’s attention and money.

The small circus band, augmented by recorded tapes, would be assembling soon in their usual place beside the performer entrance. Because of the limited budget for music, the circus band always played the traditional "Entry of the Gladiators" as its opening fanfare. Larger circuses had music written especially for them, but Circus Grande could not afford that luxury. Several of the band members were already in their seats, tuning and warming up. Roustabouts were checking the guy ropes for the aerial acts. The animal trainers were checking the cages, making certain that the locks were secure until ready to be released. The Big Top was a cacophony of sounds – growling animals, neighing ponies, muffled footsteps on the sawdust. Vendors hawked their wares in loud voices, barely heard over the excited voices of the audiences.

Outside the Big Top, the clowns, or joeys as circus folk called them, were assembling their props. Stallings had revved up the motor to the trick car which would transport 12 joeys into the ring, spilling them one by one along the way. That was always a crowd pleaser. On the sawdust beside the car were the popular water buckets, actually full of confetti to be showered over the crowd, and the blank pistols to be used in the "Keystone Cops" routine. With help from Bobo and Marcello, Stallings satisfied himself that all equipment was present and in good working order before he left a roustabout to guard it all so the master clown could dress in his baggy costume. He whistled a nameless tune as he left the tent. He walked casually, but his eyes were hard and narrow.

In less than twenty minutes, the performers would begin to line up for the grand parade signaling the beginning of the almost-four thousandth show since Circus Grande began operation under Bruno’s direction some 20 years ago. Most of the crew had been with Bruno since the beginning and some had even worked for Bruno’s father. They knew their jobs well and performed them flawlessly. Circus Grande had the enviable record of no accidents, no deaths in its 20-year history. Bruno smiled in pride as he watched the crew, his crew, make the last-minute checks.

"Well, Bruno, I had better attend to my knives. Maria was not herself earlier today. The little horn charm she wears around her neck was missing from her makeup table, and she grew quite agitated. She seemed to relax during lunch, however, so I believe she will be fine once the act begins. I must make sure that everything is in order so that she will remain calm."

"Go, Igor. If you are not in the grand parade, I will understand. Good luck out there today, my friend." Unlike many of his competitors and even his own performers, Bruno was not superstitious. He knew there were some who would never wish a performer good luck, but Bruno was not one of them.

Bruno remained at the tent entrance, reminiscing about the growth of his enterprise and dreaming of the day when he might have seven elephants and 150 performers. Secretly he knew he could never rise to the level of a Barnum and Bailey, although through his eyes, he believed his circus to be just as grand. His thoughts were interrupted by a tug at his elbow. Turning, he faced a worried Maria, resplendent in her shimmering new pink costume.

"Bruno, please do not tell Igor I have talked to you," she pleaded. "But I must tell you what has happened."

"If it is about your necklace, cara mia, Igor told me that it is missing. I will start a search after the matinee. I know how important the cornecelli is to you."

"No, Bruno," she shook her head. "It is something else. Now my elephant hair ring is missing, too, and both Igor and I saw it on my makeup table before we went to eat. What could be happening? Igor is not taking any of this seriously. I know he does not share my superstitions, but he usually doesn’t brush off any concerns that I have."

Bruno remembered Igor’s words of concern for Maria’s state of mind, but he had promised Igor he would not alarm Maria. He scrambled to think of something that would reassure her.

"It’s probably just a prank, Maria, someone’s idea of a joke. Surely your trailer was locked when you went to lunch? Maybe the window was open a crack and one of Giego’s monkeys got loose and climbed in through the opening." With a sweep of his arm, Bruno dismissed any thought of evildoing. His face reflected only his friendship for Maria, none of his nagging anxiety.

"I don’t remember. I left the trailer ahead of Igor, and he usually locks it when we leave, since his knife cases are always there before he arranges them for the performance. I cannot imagine that he would be careless enough to leave the door unlocked. Oh, Bruno, I am so afraid. Someone has been in our trailer."Maria’s eyes filled with tears.

Bruno put a comforting arm around Maria’s shoulders and brushed her tears. "Do not worry, my friend. We will find the missing charms and we will all have a good laugh about what happened to them. Just concentrate on entertaining the crowd, and I personally will lead the search this evening. Now, go. You need to line up for the grand parade."

Bruno watched Maria walk away. Inside he lacked the calm that he had displayed to her. If someone had entered their trailer, who was it and why? Did it signal other incidents to come? The circus could not afford worried performers. They were like children, needing the reassurance of a parent in order to perform without mistakes. Nor could the circus withstand any sabotage. If something was going on, it had to be coming from one of the family because the "townies" didn’t have access to the circus grounds. He knocked the dead ashes from his pipe and walked briskly to his trailer to finish dressing before the grand parade. He no longer thought of success or growth. His mind was on his conversation with Maria.


The Computer
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Gracie, June 16, 2002

"Ouch! Watch it Buster! Dang!"

"PC! PC!" cries Mac. "Wake Up! Wake UP!"

"Huh? What is it Mac? What's the problem?" asks PC as he struggles to wake up.

"PC, I don't know. Can you look? I feel exposed My whole backside feels a draft"

PC laughingly says, "Yes, you would feel a draft. He has removed your back cover!"

Mac inquires, "Who is He? Why should He be removing my back cover? I really feel a draft!"

PC smiles and says, "Mac, I believe he is adding more memory."

"More memory? Who needs more memory? I have memory."

PC, grinning, says, "Mac, the technician is adding more memory so you won't be having so many 'Senior Moments'."

"PC, now I know you are teasing me! I don't have any 'senior moments' - at least none that I know of."

"Yes, you do Mac - you have them all the time. Also you are quite slow. You were getting decrepit, so Bill, the owner, had more memory added. Now you can speed up some more."

"Oh, but he didn't tell me." squeals Mac.

Suddenly, Mac feels a hard jerk and feels like his insides are wrenched out of him."

"PC, PC," he cries frantically," What is happening? I feel like this tech tore out my heart."

PC smiles and says, "Well, in a way, he did. He just replaced your hard drive with a better and faster hard drive.I guess you could say it is like replacing your heart with a new one."

Mac cries, "Oh, what is he doing now? I feel violated!"

"Relax Mac, the tech is just replacing your CD Rom."

Mac squirms, twitches, and contorts.…"Oh my….this is kind of funny - I feel air going through me…what is he doing PC?"

"Well Mac, he is dusting and airing out your insides with his little air thingy, you know, that thing-um-a-jig…"

"PC, he is not going to 'air' my private parts is he?"

"Mac, I don't know, I can't see from here, but he might."

"Oh No! I have nothing to cover myself with…what shall I do?"

PC grins and says, "Enjoy, Mac, enjoy!"

Mac is next dusted, wiped all over and now feels quite refreshed.

"Look PC, how do I look?"

"Mac, you look great. You have had what I would call a 'face lift."

"A face lift? Like those women get all the time when they get old?"

"Yes Mac, the same concept." "Now, you won't have any senior moments…"

"Oh, PC, did I have them often? I don't recall."

"Yes, you did, Mac, quite often in fact."

"Wow, I guess I should be glad I had a 'lift' like you said."

"Mac, I wasn't going to tell you, but I don't think your system could handle it if it came as a complete surprise….."

"What, PC?"

"Well, I heard Bill ordering a new IMac G4- that is the kind with flat panel display and speeds up to 800 MHz! Mac, you are going to get a girl friend."

"Girlfriend? Me?"

"Yes, Mac - you!" "You should be glad. Bill could have tossed you away, but he is going to keep you and also get this new model."

"Wow, a girl friend! PC, I have never had a girl friend before. What do I do?"

PC smiles and says, "Don't worry, things will come naturally. Besides, she will probably be the one making the suggestions.Now let me go back to sleep. Bill had me up most of the night as he was in some chat room and then played games. I'm tired.. yawn and….so long."

To himself, Mac says, "Wow, a girlfriend. Now I'm glad I was aired out - I will smell nice and new! I hope she comes today while I still smell fresh!"


Chapter 6

© Aussie Gypsy – 23rd June 2002

(for the MokMok story up until now click here)

Booby-Trap

Bob walked back along the underground tunnel toward the cave opening. He was nearly back to the cave mouth, when the flash of his torch highlighted another passageway leading off from the darkest spot in the cave. Although there were many paths going off the main one, this one tweaked his curiosity.

"Just a quick look," Bob reassured himself. "I won’t go far in, but this one seems a bit different somehow. I wonder why?"

Shining his torch ahead of him, Bob saw the sandy floor of the passageway sloped downwards. It was easy to walk upright, with enough room either side of him to be comfortable. Now and then, shining his torch up, Bob glimpsed ghost bats here and there, hanging suspended from the upper parts of the tunnel. In one nook, above the walkway, the torchlight caught the distinctive curled up shape of a large snake.

"I sure hope that’s only a python, and not a more venomous snake," thought Bob as he looked up. "He must be on a good meal plan with all these bats around here. Hey there buddy, humans are nowhere near as tasty," he advised the slumbering reptile.

Carefully examining his surroundings, Bob noticed the jagged limestone walls revealed what looked like another cave opening just a little further down the pathway. "Whew this humidity is getting higher as I go down more. Amazing how draining it is. I’ll just rest here for a minute, and then take a quick look into this next area." Suddenly recalling his father’s warning phone call, Bob chuckled as he addressed the empty space around him, "It’s OK old man, I’m about to get out of here like you told me to – just in case you are there somewhere, tapping your feet impatiently at me."

Bob dropped his backpack to the floor of the passageway, and took out his water bottle for a refreshing drink. He lowered himself down onto his haunches, and leaned back against the wall of the passageway to have a rest.

The instant his body touched the rocks, a spine chilling image filled his view. Bob jerked upright to his feet as he looked. His ‘second sight’ showed him glimpses from the past – from these rocks. He saw two burly men working on this part of the tunnel – working with murderous intent. They had a jackhammer, and a plug of dynamite they were putting into the rock wall. Right where Bob was standing, he saw them set a trip wire across the floor of the passageway. They meant no-one to stumble on this area, and then leave it alive.

Fear raced through Bob’s body. Grabbing his backpack, he quickly turned to flee. As he did so, he tripped. "Oh no," he groaned in alarm, as trickles of ice seemed to flow through his veins. "That’s got to be the trip wire. God help me!"

Scrambling frantically to regain his footing, terror added speed to his flight. Bob raced back up the side tunnel towards the cave entrance. His body bounced off jagged outcrops of rock. He held his torch in a death-defying grip. "Don’t fall – whatever you do - don’t fall!" he warned himself anxiously, knowing his only chance to survive meant getting back out of the cave mouth, before the explosion brought down a massive deadly rock fall.

With his heart feeling ready to burst from his body, Bob finally reached the cave entrance. One last spurt of energy to reach freedom. In that instant, he heard a massive roar behind him. A wall of air, dirt and horrendous noise surged toward him from deep within the cave system. He flew out of the cave, like a cork out of a wine bottle, and lay in a crumpled exhausted heap, sore but so glad to have escaped his intended fate within the tunnel.

Later, Bob sat quietly on the riverbank with Old Billy. His body ached all over. He needed to think and work out what happened, by discussing the events from the cave with his friend.

"I need to talk Old Man, but before I tell you about the rest, I need to ask you something. What did you and my Dad call me when I was a baby?" asked Bob.

Old Billy replied, with a faraway look in his eye, "We callim you Wombi – jes like dat ol man of yours bin tellim you eh! Back in dem good days."

Bob nodded, and a big smile lit his face. "So it really was my Dad who talked to me in that cave. Well that’s one mystery solved - now, onto the next one."

Patiently listening as Bob retold the afternoon’s events, Old Billy’s first comment was, "Dem proppa bad ‘uns - sure shoulda lissen to dat ol’ man of yours straight away up eh!"

"Fair enough," agreed Bob. "Looking back, I made one helluva big mistake there! Do you know Old Man, I had another of those incredible visions from the past. This time I saw two thugs booby-trapping one of the tunnels in the cave. If it hadn’t been for that forewarning, I’d have been dead meat in there today."

"Dem MokMok spirits, dey lookim out – keepim you safe. You bin lissen to that ol’ man of yours too eh ‘nother time," Old Billy warned seriously. "Dere’s bad tings in dat place - proppa bad stuff."

Sweating again, at the thought of what may have been, Bob reached in his pocket to pull out a handkerchief. As he did so, a couple of distinctive red and black bean-like seeds dropped onto the ground.

"I’d forgotten about these. What are they Old Man?" he asked, curiously fingering the hard shiny objects.

"Dat dem giddy-giddy seeds – lookim jes like dat crab eye. Takeim care – dat lil seed - im powerful medsin. Crushim up – put im in drink – finishim up," Old Billy replied solemnly.

"You mean if I crushed this and put it in a drink, it could kill someone?" asked Bob, staring at the seeds with new respect.

"Yep – dat lil seed packs proppa big punch – finishim up or proppa bad belly-ache," said Old Billy as he rolled around the ground screaming in mock pain to demonstrate the powerful and agonising effect the seeds could have.

"They’d be a great weapon," joked Bob.

"No laughim – dem seeds bin lookim after you." The old man took a string of these seeds from around his neck, and placed it carefully over Bob’s head. "Dat hard outside skin – im keepim medsin in – when you needim – you crushim up eh."

Looking at the old man, Bob saw he was deadly serious. With this gift, Bob now possessed a form of protection against some evil forces. "Thank you my friend," Bob said, warmly embracing the old man. "I just hope I never have reason to use them." Goosebumps shivered over Bob’s body as he spoke. Was this an omen of things to come?


THE PFISTERS

Shewho 6/16/02

Pam and Charlie Pfister, Mr and Mrs. Pfister to me, were my favorite California neighbors. Pam’s mother, Mrs. Bell, lived with them. My house and theirs had adjoining backyards. We met in 1943 during the war when everyone was trying to have a victory garden. The Pfisters had very green thumbs, but my family did not do well in raising flowers or vegetables so they often shared their bounty of tomatoes and green beans with us. The Pfisters transformed their raw backyard into a productive food area with several fruit trees and a variety of vegetables. All the produce I had ever seen or tasted up to this time had been purchased at the grocery store so seeing things growing was most educational.

Many pleasant and unforgettable hours were spent with Charlie and Pam when they hung over the wooden back fence and chatted with us about everything for long periods of time. I loved those sessions because this couple really intrigued me with their accents. Pam had a wonderful lilting Australian accent, and Charlie had a European, perhaps French, accent. They were in their forties at the time which seemed ancient to a ten year old girl. Charlie was a bit on the heavy set side, quiet, but very kind. Pam was vivacious, nicely rounded, and she most always had a very cheery attitude.

I know that Pam worked as a secretary in a hospital, but I have no idea what Charlie’s job was during those war years.

When my tenth birthday was approaching, my mother told me that Charlie would like to make and decorate my birthday cake. She said, "Charlie knows a special technique of working with spun sugar and he wants to do your cake. " This offer didn’t particularly impress or delight me, but I agreed to it. Little did I know what a work of art my cake would become.

My neighbor had been a special kind of baker in his homeland. He made beautiful, edible objects in spun sugar. I saw photos of his wonderful work and each object looked so realistic. The spun sugar vases were decorated with three dimensional objects like birds and flowers, all were in various colors, and just looking at them you would have thought they were ceramic. Evidently Charlie was a master artist at this spun sugar decorating, and my cake was the first thing he had created in many years. He was saddened that he had been driven from his homeland where this craft was greatly admired and appreciated, and he also wished he had children or an apprentice to learn and carry on this wonderful art.

After I saw the pictures of Charlie’s work, I was very eager to have my birthday arrive and receive my custom made cake. I was so excited inside about being chosen to receive this special gift.

My self image was very poor at that time in my life. My younger brother was very charismatic and I was the quiet, gawky girl. When I was with my brother, the whole world seemed to look past me and only see him; that is, everyone but Mr. and Mrs. Pfister, who were genuinely interested in things I did and talked about. Both of them were patient about answering my many questions about their homelands as we conversed leaning on the fence. Our conversations were filled with laughter and good hearted teasing as well as very informative about life’s challenges.

Finally, it was my tenth birthday. Charlie came over carrying the cake in a pastry box. He seemed very nervous, now that I look back on it, about my reaction. I nearly ripped the box apart trying to open it. My mother cautioned me to go more slowly so as not to harm the cake.

The box top flipped back and there was the most beautiful birthday cake a person could receive. Around the base was a green and white striped ribbon whose ends were tied in a bow. On the top of the cake was a large rose that looked as though it had just been picked from the garden. Rose buds were strategically placed around the top edge of the cake. My name completed the decoration. This was a cake that I felt should never be destroyed by serving. Everyone who was standing about at that moment were taken aback by Charlie’s wonderful artistry. It looked so very real.

That was the only spun glass piece that Charlie ever made during the time we were friends.

We kept in touch with the Pfisters over the years even though in 1945 we moved about 40 miles away from them. They were a couple who endured life’s hard blows and never lost their gentleness or sense of humor. Pam’s mother was the first senior that I ever knew who suffered from mental problems. Dear Mrs. Bell would dress up in her finest blue flowered hat and matching blue suit, with her immaculate white gloves and purse, and go to houses in the neighborhood complaining about how mean and abusive Charlie was to her. This went on for quite a time before Pam and Charlie learned Mrs. Bell was doing this during their work hours. Charlie, the gentle soul, was so embarrassed to think he was being portrayed to people who didn’t know him as a very mean man. The situation kept getting worse and finally Mrs. Bell was placed in a local mental hospital. When she went there, Pam and Charlie took on a sadness that never left.

The final challenge was Pam having cancer in her sinuses for about 10 years. Treatment for that was very primitive in the fifties and mostly experimental surgery. Charlie had some health problems develop, so the couple were separated because of illness the last year or so before Pam’s death.

Charlie went to a care facility and Pam went for one final operation which she knew she would not survive. We asked her why was she doing that and she said her condition was terminal anyway and perhaps this surgery would enable the doctors to learn and help another person later. She even donated her body to science.

For a long time I felt sad when I thought of the Pfisters. They had no family here or abroad, only each other. Yet they had a strong love which never flagged, great courage and a wonderful sense of humor. Most importantly Charlie made my tenth birthday a beautiful milestone with his artistry, and both of them gave a young girl lots of encouragement and interest which helped me to overcome my feelings of inferiority and realize my own potential.

One of my fantasies is that one day I shall met Pam and Charlie in heaven and we will once again laugh and chat as we hang over a fence.


Dusty Window/Faded Rose<\center>

Gracie, June 23, 2002<\center>

Bright sunlight streamed in through the dusty window, highlighting the faded rose and long out-of-date invitation.

Russ and Bill peered through the window.

"Who lives here?" asked Bill.

Russ answered, "It belongs to the family. It used to be grandma's place."

"What happened?"

"She died while on a trip in Rome. Somehow no one has come up to clean up the house."

Bill pointed to the invitation. "Look at that! Do you think it was her invitation to go to Europe?"

Russ peered again. "Wow, look at that old rose! Since no one came in, the rose did not fall apart."

Bill inquired, "Do you think your grandmother had a boy friend?"

Russ replied with irony,"Naw, grandma was old, old --I think she was 61. I'm sure she was too old for sex or boyfriends."

His friend looked at him. "Russ, James' grandmother just re- married, and she is 70."

With eyebrows raised, Russ asked, "Really?"

"Yes, Russ, so you see 61 is not old. It is old to us because we are only 15."

Russ grins, "Bill, wouldn't it be something if grandma had a last fling before she died?"

Bill nods, "Yea, maybe that is what killed her."


'KITTY"
by Mary Hartman (c) 2002

He was a sweet little puff of fur when I first saw him... "Yes, yes, I want him,' I said, frivolously. I had never seen a long-haired light gray kitten. Problem is... I can't take him now... I'm going south for the winter...

Did I hear right? You said you'd keep him `''til I get back. Thank you... That's very nice.

The beach was wonderful... Is my kitty ready to come home with me? Where is he? In his box in the kitchen?

You've got to be kidding! That ain't my kitty. He's puny, skinny, dark gray and has short hair.

Litter trained... oh, that's good.

Down you go kitty... this is your new home. This is your litter box, food water and bed.

No no, Kitty you can't go out... The neighbors' dogs will eat you. Kitty! Come back.... Oh dear... he's gone.

It's getting dark.... Here kitty kitty.

Kitty, are you out here? It's getting late.

Where the hell are you? I can't stay up all night.

Damn, stupid cat... Where are you? I've got to go to bed.

Hope he's out there this morning.

.. oh no.... he's in bad shape. He's looks chewed on....

How many bites, doc? Over a hundred? Holy cow! Are you going to send him to cat heaven? Your not You're going to try and save him, keep him in the clinic until he's healed?

Hi Doc, just calling about my kitty. Is he alive? Sore and isn't eating. Surgery and antibiotics.

Calling again about my Kitty... It's been a week. You did what? Rabies? Ok... and what else? I didn't know cats got venereal diseases. But I'm having his goochies cut off. He won't want sex! Precautionary? How much did `precautionary' cost? Pick him up tomorrow? Good!

That is the ugliest hole I had ever seen. Is that his shoulder bone? You want me to do what? Clean it! Everyday! Pick the scabs off to keep the scabs from forming? Ok, let's get this straight, the red stuff is for the wound, and the pills are for the infection?

Four hundred dollars!!!! Did that include his goochies? Goochies.... next month.

Working on that wound was an awful job, doc. You were right he did heal fast. More shots? And how much to snip snip his goochies? How much? Do it... do it... Lets get it over with. How long does it take? What do you mean overnight? They didn't keep my brother-in law overnight when they cut his goochies.

Two hundred dollars!!!! A hundred each goochie? He needed more meds!

We're home kitty... Here's your litter box...food, water, and bed. Rest. It's night, night time.

What was that? Get off my bed. Ok, just a few strokes. Yuck! fur balls, spit spit. How come you don't purr? Did those nasty dogs break your motor? You like to be scratched under that ear. How about the other one? Ouch! Damn you! That hurt! What is the matter with you? Look at the bites! Damn! Maybe I touched an ouchy. I sorry kitty I'll be more careful next time.

My how time flies...a year... his leukemia shot? I didn't know cats got leukemia. While he's there, Doc, can you give him something to un-nasty him? He's bitten me twice. No, nobody is teasing him. He bites when we pet him. It's an awful thing. He'll nest on your lap or chest, and after his loving, he bites.... hard. He got my face, once. I'm afraid for the children.

Hello.... Carol? This is Mary... I called about my cat a few months ago, about you taking him. I know I changed my mind, but I mean it this time. Yes, he's still a good mouser and snak'r. You'll pick him up next week? Thanks... I owe you one.

Here kitty, kitty... Mommy wants to catch you.. You're going bye bye. Where the hell are ya?

Oh, no! There's Carol Sorry Carol, I can't find him anywhere. Thanks anyway.

Sure, now that the Carol is gone, you appear. Don't be making up to me. Well, aren't you the sweetheart. Come up here. Such a nice kitty... Purr purr. You got your motor going. Damn you! Scat! Damn... That hurts... Look at the bites. Get outside. Bad cat! You're staying outside for the night... I hope the dogs eat ya!

Here kitty kitty. Changed my mind. Can't keep you outside. You bit me and you could have rabies. I'll need to check with the vet before the dogs eat you.

Good morning, Doc. Question. My cat bit me... twice. Does he have all his shots, including rabies? What do you mean he needs a booster? Does that mean I can get rabid if he doesn't have a booster? You say he can't be rabid because he had his baby shots. Thank goodness. No, I'm not bringing him in for his booster shot. Kitty is going bye bye.

Hello Carol.... I'm bringing my cat up... You're going out. Ok, I'll have him there by noon.

Here Kitty... Her Kitty.. Cat, where are you? Too late...It's past noon and Carol's gone.

I'm tired... just a little nappy poo. Where you been? Get off my chest, cat No... I'm not petting you. Shoo! Ouch! Damn you! Damn you! Now, that hurt! That's the last time you're biting me.

Hello. Animal control.... I've got a stray cat here. Come and get him.


A MAGICAL NIGHT

Shewho 5/19/02

A warm breeze carried the sound of coyotes yipping and an owl's hooting to Ryder as he strode quickly towards the corral. As Ryder approached the corral he whistled softly. Steed nickered when he heard the familiar whistle, turned and trotted to the gate to meet him.

Ryder stepped through the gate to exchange his special greeting with Steed. Steed stood with his head lowered so his friend could gently scratch around his ears and blow a gentle, warm breath on Steed's muzzle. The horse responded by ever so gently nipping Ryder's cheek with his soft lips.

Ryder leapt on to the back of the magnificent horse. This man and horse had a unique relationship, of love, trust and understanding. They communicated telepathically; therefore no saddle or bridle or halter was required. Steed's bay coat glistened and showed off his long, flowing flaxen mane and tail. The horse held his head high, flicked his ears, and almost pranced as he left the corral. He was proud to carry the young and muscular Ryder on his back.

Steed seemed to be prancing, yet his gait was most unusual. Horse and rider appeared to be moving across the ground at a leisurely, smooth pace; however, in a moment the corral had disappeared from sight.

Suddenly the moon's face was covered by the silhouettes of five horses as they passed in front of it at a dead run. Ryder and Steed sent a thought message to each other to join the five horses. Instantly they joined the other horses frolicking among the stars and racing across the moonlit sky.

This was the first time Ryder and Steed had encountered ghost horses and so there was a lively telepathic conversation between Ryder and the five horses. Leading the group was a large sorrel, who was definitely a thoroughbred. He introduced himself as Rocket. Ryder asked Rocket to share a bit of his history, and Rocket was very willing to do that, as were the other horses when asked. Rocket had been a polo pony for many years and the speed and competition of the game suited him well. When the polo team disbanded, Rocket lived with an average family and was the calm dependable horse for any fearful rider. Now and then the children would race Rocket against their friends horses and, though much older than the other horses, Rocket still could outrun them.

Moxie, a strawberry roan, and Linda, a Palamino, were not physically outstanding but they had a very gentle and enduring nature. They were the horses entrusted to carry many young children over the years. Moxie had stiff shoulders for many years because a youngster had ridden him hard on pavement not knowing that would cause permanent pain and damage.

Duchess and Beauty were mother and daughter, a matching pair of blacks. They had been owned by a family for several years. Duchess developed kidney problems, which caused her to become rank because of the pain. Instead of treating her ailments, the family did as so many horse owners did and traded her off. She continued to suffer

. Beauty was very intelligent. She would get bored just standing around the corral, so she would find clever ways to entertain herself. The horse would stand on her hind feet and walk around the apricot tree in the corral eating the fruit. An observer would wonder where the pits were as she ate and ate. Then, almost with a grin, Beauty would spit out a shower of pits onto any unfortunate person standing close to her. Eventually Beauty was sold to a horse rental place which killed the spirit in this smart, humorous horse.

Now that Rocket, Moxie, Linda, Duchess and Beauty were ghost horses, all their ailments and troubles were gone, and they frolicked and romped across the sky with youthful vitality.

The moon began to wan and the ghost horses said it was time for them to leave. They vanished, and Ryder and Steed found themselves back at their familiar corral.

A rooster crowed a morning greeting, as the sun came up and heat waves began to dance across the ground. Slam went the door of the house. Old Man came down the path hobbling stiffly and slowly towards the corral. Old Man called out, " Morning Old Fella. Are you ready for the day?" The horse moved slowly toward Old Man.

Old Fella wasn't much to look at swayed back, graying around the muzzle, and he too seemed stiff with old age. It was evident that this old pair had spent many mornings together preparing for the day of work in the field. The horse waited patiently while Old Man, whose hands were gnarled from hard work and age, harnessed him to the plow. Finally Old Fella was harnessed and they began their slow trek to the field.

Midway a smile came over Old Man's face. "Don't worry, Old Fella," he said, " there will be more magical nights."hr>

OCEAN BORN MARY PART 2
Crazyfox60 (Tom)
The Derfield Ledger May 1814. (Normally this paper doesn’t write stories about people going the poorhouse; however this is a person who saved a ship from pirates.)

This is about a lady often referred to as Ocean Born Mary the lady as a new born baby saved the ship, crew, other passengers and the cargo. Since her mother had not named her, the pirate captain named her and let everyone go unharmed.

Mary married a nice man who was a little older then she and had 2 sons. Just recently her husband passed away and after all his debts were settled Mary was left penniless with no home to live in. There were still a couple of unsettled debts which she is unable to pay. So Mary and her sons were headed to the Rockingham county poor house.

However a gentleman offered to pay her unsettled debts and give her the job of housekeeper. Her sons could also move in with her and help out around outside. Now it is rumored that this gentleman is the pirate captain who named her. Mary accepted the job and shw and her sons moved into his house in Henniker, New Hampshire to start a new life.

The legend of the haunted house begins at that time. The old captain and his first mate lived the life of bachelors. Mary was the first and only woman to ever enter the house. Her sons did the work outside that they were told to do. They grew up and went out on their own.

One night the captain and his first mate left the house carrying a large sea chest between them. The captain wore a brace of pistols. After a few hours, only the captain returned to the house. It has been said that the chest contained a treasure from the captain’s pirate days.

Sometime later the captain passed away. He had stipulated that Mary was to live in his house until her death, at which time the property could be sold. Mary passed away a few years later, and she is buried a half mile east of the old railroad station.

According to the legend a few people have searched for the treasure and they have disappeared. As for the house, it has been sold three times. The first two families just moved out, saying the house was haunted. The first couple did not say what happened in the house to make them believe the house was haunted. The second couple said they were entertaining some friends and were in the living room when every one of the guests’ hats and coats floated in and dropped to the floor in front of the people who owned them They all left the house that night never to return.

The house remained empty and the lawn was never mowed, as no one would set foot on the land. The current owner has lived there for over 30 years now, however, and has had no problem with ghosts.

Every year on Halloween evening, though, and sometimes on other nights, a coach and eight comes down the road, turns in the drive, goes to the kitchen entrance and stops under the portico.

There a lady dressed in clothing from the 1800s gets out and walks toward the door. The coach and eight drive toward the stable and they all disappear.


THE ANCIENT

Crazyfox (Tom)

Hi I’m the Ancient or the Old One as everyone calls me today. I have been called that for so long I can’t remember my real name. My family has lived here a short distance from the salt marshes of Port Aransas bay for many generations.

Some members of my family had lived here before the explorers came. This was our land and we had a good life here undisturbed by the French and the Spanish explorers. Oh those were the days of good times and everything was plentiful.

From the time I was small it was known that I was a little deformed - not only the trunk of my body but my limbs as well. As I grew older and taller my deformities showed even more and the taller I grew the worse my deformities got.

Time went on and members of my family all grow straight and tall as did my friends. This was hard for me especially when the Spaniards came and took them away from our homeland to be used on their ships. That made me very sad and useless knowing I would always stay here in this land.

One day I was feeling really bad because the Spanish sailors had made fun of me and joked about the twisted and crooked one that was good for nothing. A wise old owl came and told me not to feel sad for that one day I would see my true worth, as I was destined to be of great value one day and would be of great comfort to the many settlers that would be coming.

I have grown to a height of 44 feet with a trunk that is 35 feet in circumference and a crown of 90 feet.

In case you haven’t figured it out by now, I am a Live Oak Tree. In nineteen sixty-six a group of scientists dated me as being over 1000 years of age. The statement of the old owl has come true. I have provided shade for many people through out the years.

Through the years the scientists have done surgery on me to remove damaged or infected areas and fill the holes with cement. People kept taking pieces of me and causing damage, so the state put up a fence around me to protect me. I reside today in the Goose Island State Park. The State of Texas has real pride in me for being the oldest tree in the state.

Even though I was deformed I provide a good and much longer service to man then those who were taken to be used as masts or planks on the ships at sea. So that will show you that just because one is deformed in some manner doesn’t mean they’re of no use. All things, no matter how they look, serve a very useful place in life.


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Taboo (MokMok part 4)/center>

© Aussie Gypsy – 27th May 2002

(for the MokMok story up until now click here)

Old Billy and Bob sat talking for hours after the corroboree, about the extended family that Bob never knew he had, and his Aboriginal connections.

Bob thought back to the amazing visions he’d seen during the corroboree when he’d touched some of the ‘stone people’.

"How come I could see those things Old Man?" he asked Old Billy. "That was like looking into their pasts. I saw things they had done in their pasts. It was eerie."

"Dat’s de magic of the MokMok – but im only for dat Keeper of the MokMok – dat you, young fella – dem stones, dey choosim you," Old Billy replied.

"Will it be the same when I go back into that place? Will I really see things from the past?" Bob queried.

"De MokMok spirits, de’ll tell you eberyting you need to know. Dem spirits, dey’ll work wid you – help you," Old Billy promised him.

Bob pondered this point. There were forces beyond his comprehension at work. Thank heavens Old Billy was here to talk to about it all. He made it all seem quite normal, or at least explainable. Eventually talk turned to Bob’s vision of his father, during the corroboree. He’d been waving to his family just before entering the cave at the base of the old fig tree near the MokMok area.

"I have to go there and explore that area – find that cave and see what is down there," decided Bob. "I need to find out where my father went. I wonder what could have happened that he didn’t come back. Will you come down there with me Old Man, while I have a quick look?"

Shaking his head emphatically, Old Billy left no doubt in Bob’s mind when he replied, "Dat place – im bad fella country – dem old people – dey bin tellim us mob nebber to go in dere – strange tings go on about dat place – middle of de night – dem dancim Min Min lights dere and dem debil noises – dem mob bin havim corroborees. Dem spirits makim you MokMok keeper – dat area bin OK you bin lookim round – not dis old man – no way!"

Bob remembered stories about the Min Min lights. In the dark of night, in open outback places, unexplained lights, often like torch lights, appeared and raced across the country. The stories about the lights were from across the border usually, not in this part of Australia’s north.

"Sounds like another weird thing going on about here Old Man," Billy said shaking his head. "If this keeps up it’s going to be darn hard to tell me anything that surprises me any more."

Old Billy smiled to himself. There were many surprises yet in store.


The Phone Call (MokMok part 5)

© Aussie Gypsy – 27th May 2002

The tropical sun shone down oppressively, as Bob parked his vehicle near the edge of the black limestone MokMok area. He walked from there towards the overhanging branches of the huge native fig tree. It wasn’t far, but the thick spear grass, taller than him, and the humidity of the tropical Wet season, made the short walk almost claustrophobic. Heat also reflected back off the flat limestone rocks he walked over.

"I must remember never to do this without a decent amount of water with me," he thought as he tapped the water bottle in his backpack for reassurance.

Larger rocks formed a rough circle around the edge of the old fig tree. The arching branches from above drooped down to the rocks. Finding a gap between several large rocks, Bob ducked between the branches and found himself in a place hidden from the view of the outside world. It was huge, like a sunken garden. A naturally formed "path" led downwards, past several small cleared areas, and around clumps of rocky boulders.

As he reached the area at the base of the fig tree, the shade now offered welcome relief. Right at the base of the tree was another natural flat area. The large exposed fig roots spread against a rocky edge like high thin bony fingers of a giant hand.

Yes this is the place he saw in his mind at the corroboree. This is where his father stood at the mouth of the cave, waving to his family. The cave mouth should be here but it wasn’t immediately obvious.

Bob walked all around the base of the tree then started looking a little further away. Bright red and black bean-like seeds caught his eye on a straggly vine. He peered closer at them, popping several in his pocket to check out later. Just as he went to straighten up, he glimpsed it, a small opening behind the tangled vine.

He shone his torch into the darkness. He saw that this was in fact the cave mouth he’d been looking for. Several larger rocks had partially covered the entrance. He cleared them to give a hole large enough to stand in to enter the cave. Taking a deep breath, Bob turned on his torch again, secured one end of the thin rope to a large rock outside the cave entrance, and stepped into the cave itself.

It was absolutely black inside – no natural light at all. Bob shone his torch around. The inside was surprisingly large. It was much bigger than a normal room, with a ceiling gradually sloping down on the far side to about three feet high. Here he saw a tunnel heading off around a bend into the distance.

"Lucky I’m not claustrophobic," Bob thought to himself as he looked around. It was impressive, yet a little bit eerie.

As he explored the underground tunnel, Bob realized it was in fact one of many tunnels. They came in, and went off the main tunnel at frequent intervals. It was just like an underground version of the ancient pathways above in the MokMok area - a very quiet version.

Suddenly the stillness was shattered with the shrill ringing of his mobile phone. Bob shook his head in disbelief.

"I don’t believe it," he muttered to himself. "I tried it just before I came into the cave and there was no signal. I thought I turned it off. In fact I know I did. What’s going on here?"

The phone ignored him, and kept on ringing. The shrill noise disturbed several large bats that Bob hadn’t seen until then. They flapped agitatedly by him, woken from their slumber by this unexpected intrusion of man and his noisy machine.

"G’day there Bob," said a cheerful older guy’s voice. "Glad I caught up with you."

"Hey who on earth am I talking to? How did you get through on this? I’m down a cave right now," said Bob in a confused voice.

"Yeah I know Bob. You’re down in the MokMok cave aren’t you," continued his jovial caller.

"Yes I am, but how did you know. Old Billy was the only one I told. You been talking to him?" questioned Bob. "And you still haven’t told me who you are yet either."

"Old Billy didn’t need to tell me. I called to warn you. Some of these tunnels lead to caves that drug runners use. You are in danger if you don’t go back right now." Bob’s caller sounded more serious now.

"Drug runners – down here? You gotta be joking!" exclaimed Bob in amazement.

"I’m dead serious. In fact more dead than I’d prefer. I stumbled on that drug mob down there years ago and they killed me. You are standing right on top of where they buried me. So yes, I know what I’m talking about," explained his mysterious caller.

"Killed - what do you mean killed?" yelped Bob, almost dropping the phone in fright. He shone his torch down with the other hand, just to make sure no bones were there looking at him. "How can you be dead when you are talking to me? What the hell is going on here?"

The older guy continued, "Well, remember that corroboroee. You found you’ve got new powers now to see things from the past. This is an extension of that power my son. This way was the best way for me to contact you as you are so used to phones."

Bob shook his head in bewilderment. Before he had a chance to reply, his caller continued.

"I couldn’t wait and just hope you found the right clues." With a chuckle, he went on, "I had to wait for the right time to call you. Just imagine the panic if I called you in peak hour traffic when you were in a city somewhere - great setting for a pileup. Try explaining that one to the cops. Guess I could have appeared, hovering over the foot of your bed, as this white see through traditional ghost. At least this way you can scream and no-one hears, hopefully." The grin in his voice betrayed a cheeky sense of humour lurking behind his words.

"Strewth!" Bob exclaimed. "So I’m talking to a dead man in the middle of an underground cave eh. I wonder when they’ll bring the white jackets for me! Hey, wait a minute, you called me son. Was that just a figure of speech, or are you telling me I am talking to my father?"

"Gosh boy, you’re a bit slow, but you get there finally," laughed his caller. "Yep, I’m your Dad. Glad to meet you. Can’t shake hands, but sure is nice to make contact. You’ve turned out into a fine man."

"How do I know this isn’t somebody pulling the wool over my eyes big time," asked Bob quite reasonably.

"Fair enough lad," the older man replied. "When you get back you ask Old Billy what name he and I used to call you when you were first born. I bet he tells you it was Wombi – for little wombat. You used to burrow into your Mum all the time when you were first born. He’s the only one now who’d know that."

Bob felt confused. Here he was having a conversation with his father who’d been dead many years, on a phone that he knew he’d turned off. This was one story no-one but Old Billy was going to hear, or they’d send him off to a padded cell very fast.

"This may take a while to soak in Bob," his dad explained. "Not every day you get calls from the other side. I want you to take this seriously though. You really are in danger down here. They killed me, and they are still operating down here. Not all the same people, but the same mob. Their operation is deeper in the tunnels, but get out now, in case one of them comes this way by accident. Get going. I’ll call again when you need me."

Bob found the phone now dead in his hand. Going on trust, with the warning clear in his mind, Bob turned and retraced his steps. "Gosh I really need to run this one by Old Billy," Bob thought to himself. "The way things have been going round here, I guess it’s possible I’m having a yarn with my long dead father."

Talking it over later, Bob asked, "Old Man, what did you and my Dad call me when I was a baby?"

Chuckling Old Billy replied, "We callim you Wombi – jes like dat ol man of yours bin tellim you eh!"

Bob shook his head. Why should he be surprised at Old Billy’s knowledge?


I AM A COMPUTER

By babsNH © 5-19-2002

Let me introduce myself to you, dear readers. My name is Lled, a PC (personal computer to the uninformed) I question how my inventors came up with the acronym PC? What is so darn personal about having multiple users pecking away at your keyboard and trying as hard as they can to scramble your brain every single day?

Over two years ago, I recall sleeping nicely, snug in Styrofoam, in a large, dark, airy box. There were thousands of us in a huge warehouse.One day I was abruptly picked up with a forklift and moved into a big, brown delivery truck. For a few days I traveled across the country from truck to truck. Finally we stopped. The brown driver of the brown truck jumped out, knocked on a door and asked the lady to sign for me. Hence, I became someone's PC. My life of idleness was finished.

Now, this lady had hardly laid hands on a PC before. Although she followed directions fairly well and got me hooked up okay; we had some hairy moments at the start. She read the books over and over, scratched her head, stayed up long nights and did a large amount of cursing.

In her effort to learn more about me, she did a lot of exploring and clicking on everything. This would get me so confused that sometimes I just shut down - froze, in layman's terms. She couldn't get me to respond to her frustration at all, so she would just unplug me for the night and go to bed. Too soon, morning would arrive. My owner had lain awake all night thinking she had ruined me, and very upset because I wasn't cheap at all. She plugged me back to life, and lo and behold, I came back working just fine. After a few such incidents, she began to relax with me, but I continued to be worked very hard because she wanted to learn more. It was nice when she discovered the senior chat room. We sat and talked in one place for an evening instead of jumping all over the world. Wow, those seniors are fun to listen to; they sure know how to crack those risqué jokes!

After a while we met all new friendsand kept Outlook Express busier than ever. Everytime she walked into our room, she had to check her mail. Sigh. A computer guru told her it was easier on my hard drive to be left on allthe time, (except for storms). So now I am only half asleep every night, being on standby. It makes me feel like a palace guard or something! Very tiring!

My owner went away for a whole month and I had my first vacation in two years.

I have become fairly used to her clumsy fingers and forgetfulness; but it can get sort of boring. Same old day in and day out. I mean there is so much more (that) I could amaze her with. She hasn't begun to touch my genius yet. Thankfully, she has grandchildren who visit just to use me; they get a bit more creative. I think they appreciate my intelligence more. However, when they come, settings get changed and not returned and we get into trouble again. At least she doesn't curse anymore. She just slugs her way though until the problem is solved, hit or miss.

I forgot to mention that one of the things I help her do is write stories for this writing group she visits online Sunday night. These people have become her good friends and I also get to read all their great stories. This is a real upside of my job. I also enjoy seeing her delight in finding so many wonderful sites with great information when she is making me wander and roam around cyberspace. I also like seeing her face light up when she receives email from some of the great people she has met.

Even though we both know that I came into her life as an obsolete machine, (we are all obsolete as soon as purchased), I for my part hope to continue to work hard for a long time yet. I hope she will be happy with me for as long, unless she gets really savvy. I really doubt that will happen, though. At least for now she has another life away from my desk and being on stand-by is better than being discarded into an attic.


THE EMAIL FROM THE OTHER SIDE

by Tom (Crazyfox)

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"I was a bright moonlit evening when I went to bed."

Six days had past nice we laid my mother in her final resting place. That night I was real tired having work all day at my oldest daughters day care. For some reason the kids were very active and at times fussing with each other. Though the day was a busy one I had some time to think of my mother, and all the things I had wanted to ask her about. These were about me and my childhood and things she had said about my real dad and grandmother.

I had worked out with my grandsons before supper on their karate moves, and I went to bed after the news and weather report’s I remember looking out and feeling amazed at the beauty of moon shining on the grass in the vacant lot next to my daughters house.

I don’t know how long I had been asleep when I began dreaming about checking my email. Sudden there was an email addressed to me with mom's maiden name. Mom didn’t have computer access at the nursing home she had spent the last few years of her life.

When I opened the letter and started to read, I found answers to all the things I wanted to ask mom but never did. Like how I had come to live with her after my real mom past away, and how come her husband, who I called dad, showed me so much love and yet was kind of strict. I knew I was dreaming when I got up and visited the rest room.

Usually, when a person is awakened from a dream, the dream disappears when you go back to sleep. This wasn’t the case. As returned to sleep the dream I had continued. In my dream, Mom answered a question as to the `why' she hadn’t let my dad take me to live with him when he had to get my kid brother and sister. It was really a surprise at what the letter said. Mom said that she talk with my dad and they both agreed that I would be far better of staying with mom.

Mom explained that reason she was so mean; telling me she’d send me to live with Dad, and that my grandmother would put me in a home, was to keep me from getting into trouble. It seemed that all my growing years mom tried to make me into the person she wanted me to be. Mom said she loved me and wanted me to be the best that I could be. She was right as I look back on things with my independent attitude I would never have finished High School much less I would never have gone to college.

After reading this and getting some questions answered I’m glad she was the way she was. Because of her motherly care and her husbands guidance I am the person that she said she was proud off.

She also said that if I had any more questions to send an email at the address she had on the letter.


DISASTER!

LadyinRed, 05/28/02

The knife thrower pulled back his arm, judged the path of the blade and, with a deft flick of his wrist, let the knife fly through the air. A shrill whooshing sound came from the knife as it sailed unerringly to its target. The audience gasped appreciatively as the blade pierced the wooden backboard close to the assistant’s head. Only one knife to go to complete her outline on the board.

Then it happened. The unexpected. The unthinkable. The one mistake a knife thrower dreads. He can practice for hours, throw the knives so precisely that they don’t even waver in the air. If the thrower’s arm is off even one-thousandth of an inch, the result is disaster. The audience, which had been vocal in its excited fearfulness, screamed with a single voice. The assistant slumped, then slowly slid down the board onto the ground, bright red blood making irregular patterns in her pink sequined costume. Her body lay motionless on the sawdust-covered ground.

The scene was a frozen moment. Then the circus crew, which had been watching the performance with an air of boredom, began running toward the assistant. The knife thrower shrugged off his flowing black cape and sprinted to her side. It was too late. His assistant and wife of 20 years lay on her back, unseeing eyes staring upward, features stopped forever in a mixture of shock and surprise.

* * * *

Bruno Caravelli, owner and manager of the Circus Grande, sat in his cramped office, head in hand. Going through his mind was a calliope of thought – Igor the Magnificent, the knife thrower, prostrate over his wife’s body sobbing uncontrollably. The beautiful Maria, Igor’s wife, who had been a part of the act since before they married. The screaming crowd with parents trying to shield their children’s eyes from the horror that had played out in front of them. The circus performers, distraught, trying to pry Igor loose from his wife so the emergency team could take her body away. The police, who tried to control the hastily existing customers and even now were outside his door waiting to interview him. The circus attorney, briefcase in one hand, cellphone in the other. The pictures all merged and Bruno Caravelli wept. He was ruined. A disaster of this magnitude had not struck a circus since a rogue elephant tramped 13 people to death in the United States.

"Pull yourself together, old man," Bruno muttered to himself, wiping his swollen eyes. "Those policemen will not go away until you have talked to them. And then there’s the matter of the British press. Like vultures, they are trying to get ‘the real story’ from anyone who will talk to them." Bruno sighed, rose from his swivel chair, and walked slowly to the door to admit the law.

* * * *

No one in the circus, least of all the owner who managed the payroll and kept the attraction running smoothly, was happy when the circus was dark. But, things being what they were, Bruno could scarcely afford to practice "business as usual." A suitable time for mourning was necessary before the circus could resume its busy winter schedule. Igor insisted that he wanted to continue his act, that he was spending his time looking for a suitable replacement for the woman he loved. With his own money, Igor placed an ad in the London Times:

The Circus Grande has begun auditioning applicants for a job at the sharp end of showbusiness - nervous candidates need not apply. The right applicant must have confidence and of course a certain amount of courage. The knife thrower is very experienced but obviously there is an element of danger and as with most things in the theatre there are accidents from time to time.

If Igor was surprised at the response, Bruno was aghast. Seventeen young woman, aged 19-25, had lined up at the circus gate, all clutching the newspaper ad and chatting nervously with each other.

"Why in the name of God," Bruno said to himself as he peered out of the ticket booth that served as his office, "would anyone knowingly want to pursue a career that could mean sudden death at any moment? There is just no accounting for it." Shaking his head, he shut and locked his office door and strolled over to the main tent where Igor was conducting the auditions.

Each candidate was required to stand motionless in front of the newly-painted backboard while Igor threw his knives – first a safe distance away, then next to the head – the final test. If a candidate flinched, she was immediately dismissed. When all seventeen had been auditioned, only two remained. Igor spoke briefly with both of them, then strode briskly to his trailer. The two young women were escorted to the food tent and offered tea and scones to await Igor’s decision.

Seconds turned into minutes, then into hours – one, two, three. Finally Igor emerged from his trailer and made his way slowly to the tent where the young women were waiting expectantly. Anyone who knew him could see a drastic change in this man who only hours before had projected his old arrogance, the confidence which had earned him the reputation of the most daring knife thrower in circus history. Now his walk was slow, halting. His face had aged years in those three hours. His shoulders slumped, his eyes dull, focused on the sawdust beneath his feet. Igor the Magnificent had become Igor the Elderly. If one were observant, he would see that Igor’s hands were no longer steel-steady. In short, Igor looked like a man who had just been handed his own sentence of death.

* * * *

Bruno looked up from his paperwork when he heard the office door open.

"Igor, my good friend. You look terrible. What is troubling you?"

"I am finished, Bruno. I cannot continue. Each time I threw a knife out there today, I saw only my beloved Maria’s face as the knife, MY knife, pierced her brain. How can I run the risk of doing that to another young woman? Maria was my partner, my life.

"Please convey my apologies to the two young women who passed the audition. I hope they will understand. They are so young, so beautiful, and my hand is no longer steady. Igor the Magnificent has put away his knives for good."

Without giving Bruno a chance to speak, Igor turned and walked out of the office. Bruno stood at the door, watching this now bent old man walk slowly out of the circus grounds. Forever.


The Birthday Presents

By Rolin (Roy Shorb)

" What did you get Dad for his birthday? Gary asked. "It’s in four days and I haven’ t gotten him anything. Seems like we always get him fishing gear. I would like to get him something different this year."

"You’re the one who buys him fishing gear every year," TL answered. I got him a flannel jacket last year and a watch this year. It’s a pocket watch with a gold chain on it. I know he’s been looking for one. A man came by the hardware store this morning and wanted to sell it to me. He assured me that it was his watch and that the watch is brand new. It’s still in the case. He said he needed the money. I checked with Compton Jewelers and they assured me it was worth well over what I paid for it."

The next morning, as Gary opened the hardware store, he was approached by a tall mature man who wanted to sell him a membership to the local Fin and Feather club. Gary knew his father had been on the waiting list for over a year and would most likely have to wait for another year or two to get in. He couldn’t believe his good luck, especially when the man offered the membership for $50, a mere nothing compared to the actual cost of a membership.

That afternoon Gary saw the same man talking to his mother across the street. At the time he was busy and didn’t have time to tell her about buying a Fin and Feather membership from the same man. He had checked with the membership committee, who assured him that it was good and had been registered in his father’s name. So the man had been good to his word and registered the membership.

That evening Gary told his mother that he had seen her with the tall stranger. She told him that the man had approached her and wanted to sell her a brand new shotgun still in the box. "It’s the same shotgun that your father has been trying to find," she explained. "The stranger assured me the gun was his and I could check the serial numbers with the police; in fact I met him at the police station at three and bought the shotgun from him. The police assured me that the shotgun was not stolen. One officer offered the man three times as much as I paid for it, but the man said he wasn’t interested and that the gun belonged to me as if we had already made the deal."

When T.L. came home from the hardware store his mother and Gary followed him into the kitchen.

"What did the man who sold you the watch look like?" His mother questioned. "And what did you pay for the watch?

"Don’t know," T.L answered. ‘He was a tall man, well-dressed, and about 45 or 50 years old. Why? What’s the matter? He wanted $50 for it and wouldn’t take a penny less."

"The same man approached Gary and me," his mother said. " I bought a shotgun from him and Gary bought a membership to the Fin and Feather club your father’s been trying to join. The thing of it is that we all paid fifty dollars for our gifts and we all bought them from the same person. Go get your watch; I’ve got the shotgun right here."

Gary was looking at the shotgun when T.L. came back. "Is that the shotgun?" he asked. "That gun has been out of stock for years. That’s why Dad can’t find one. They are collectors’ items, and worth about $1,000. Look at the plate on the stock. How did that get on there when Mom just bought it?

The inscription read:

David Scott Nichols

Husband, Father and best friend.

"Look here- in the watch inside the back cover," Gary said, "This watch has been inscribed too.

David Scott Nichols

On your fiftieth birthday

Gary was filled with curiosity. "When did you have this done T.L.? You know this watch is worth about $1500 dollars, and I know that you couldn’t buy that shotgun for less than a $1000. And this membership is a gold membership. You can’t even buy one like this until you’ve been a member for three years. I called the club office and was assured the membership was genuine, and registered to David Scott Nichols."

"I didn’t have it engraved," TL answered. "It had to be done before I bought it, but how?"

"We need to hunt that man down and find out what he’s up too. Something fishy going on around here, and I don’t think I like it."

The next day all three of them started looking for the tall stranger, but he was nowhere to be found. In a small town with only two motels, it would be hard to disappear but he had. The tall man had disappeared. The next morning the grass had been groomed and the gazebo decorated for their father’s surprise birthday party. This was one year that they were sure he didn’t know anything about it. Friends had come over while they were at church and did the decorations. And it all had worked as planned.

As the party progressed the time came for his father to open his presents. Gary noticed the stranger standing across the lawn. He turned to tell T.L. about seeing him and they both started over to where the man had been standing, but he had disappeared, again. On their way back they saw him embracing their father and knew he couldn’t be a stranger.

"Boys, this is Andy Detrich, my oldest and dearest friend," he said. "You’ve heard me talk about him. Haven’t seen him since I was in the Air Force. Andy’s been in town for three days giving you three gifts. He knew I always wanted that shotgun and watch, and the Fin and Feather club has been a life long desire for both of us. Couldn’t afford it when I could get a membership and now that I can afford it, I can’t get a membership. Andy found them and sold them to you for presents. He has retired and wants to buy into our hardware store. That will give us the chance to expand like we want, and we can tell those big chains that we don’t want to merge and to move over because we’re coming through."


THE BOSTON HERALD JUNE 1780

THE LEGEND OF OCEAN BORN MARY

"The ship and crew saved by a little newborn baby girl only 24 hours old.

written by Crazyfox (Tom) 5/2001

This is the story as related to us by the ships Captain E.L Quinn after the late arrival of H.M.S.Derry after it’s arrival 20 days later then expected. The ship was traveling from Londonderry Ireland with passengers of Irish and Scottish decent to Boston these immigrants planned on settling in Londonderry New Hampshire. The ship also carried a cargo of things to sell in Boston and the other settlements.

" We had a good trip the sea was calm and we had a good wind. We were taken over by a Pirate ship 20 days out of Boston, they captured my vessel and bound myself and crew members as well as all the passengers and transferred all our supplies and cargo to their ship, The pirate captain went below to the passengers cabins. He was checking for anything of value and also to make sure all the passengers were on deck and bound. When he came across a young woman in her bunk, he asked her what she was doing in her bunk. The young woman explain how she had give birth the evening before, and she uncover the little baby laying wit her in the bunk. The pirate asked her what the baby was she told him it was a little girl, he then asked her if she had named the baby she answered no as she hadn’t at this time named the baby. He said that he would make a deal with her, that if she would let him name the baby he would bring everything back to the ship, and untie everyone an let the ship go on it’s way unharmed. She agreed to this, and the captain that had name the baby Mary.

The pirate captain came topside and issued orders for his crew to bring every thing back aboard my ship and untied the crew so the could work on storing the cargo again.

We got underway just as soon as we could. About 7 days out of Boston we were once again over taken by the pirate ship, only this time they lowered along boat and came along side the Pirate Captain was alone and carried a large bolt of silk. He asked to speak to the new mother and he gave her the bolt of silk telling her it was to be used for Mary’s wedding dress. He then left wishing us a safe journey and trip into Boston.

The family continued on their journey to Londonderry New Hampshire and settled on a large farm a half mile from the old stage coach road that ran from Boston to Concord at a place called Wilson’s Crossing. The last I knew the old barn was still there although Ocean Born Mary’s house was sold and is now in Ford’s Village.


One Winter Day in Michigan

Auntbea> May 5,2001

It isn’t often that we get away in winter, but we were so tired of the blahs, the grey of January days, we did the unusual. Joseph and I packed our jeans, extra thermal underwear, blankets, anything we could imagine needing in the boonies, and headed north.

The hunters were home, the tourists had flown south, and nobody wants to go up north in mid-winter. It was just the right time for us to have solitude and peace. Provided we could find a spot to rent on short notice.

As we passed through Saginaw, we chatted happily in anticipation of the walks we would take in the woods, the strolls along the beach of Lake Michigan, the stillness of the nights. We needed some time alone together, away from the maddening crowds of suburbia.

Our plan was to get a cabin, if possible, with a kitchen. We figured we would cook most of our meals, venturing into town only when necessary. Of course, renting a cabin in winter wasn’t as easy as one would think. Most of the motels and cottages are closed in cold weather due to the sparseness of tourists.

Joseph tuned the radio to the station that played smooth jazz, and drove quietly with an almost smile playing at the corners of his mouth. It was only too obvious that he was really into the week ahead. I put my seat in the lean-back position, and fell asleep. Not a great companion I admit, but he didn’t mind that I was totally relaxed.

Soon we were crossing the Mackinaw Bridge into the Upper Peninsula. On the left Lake Michigan spread out for miles, a gentle, peaceful lake. Joseph had nudged me awake as we began the drive across. No matter how many times I cross the bridge; it’s still thrilling for me. Joseph was tired and asked if I wanted the wheel for the remainder of the trip. He pulled off at the lookout, and I stretched my legs as I walked around the SUV.

I headed west on highway 2 below the speed limit. I needed to keep an eye out for a vacancy because Joseph was so road weary, he would fall asleep in moments.I was aware of the gentle breathing beside me, the sameness of the road ahead, the occasional unlit motel; my eyelids began to droop. Dark was waiting ahead, just around the next bend. I must have dozed off when I felt what seemed to be a tug that jolted me to sudden awareness. My first impulse was to brake; yet the vehicle kept moving. The tarmac, which had been snaking into a curve moments ago, was now straight as an arrow! What was going on here?

"Joseph, wake up!" I cried.

He woke with a start. "I get settled into a nice nap, and you go berserk," he said.

"I can’t stop the car," I told him near hysteria. What ‘s going on with this blasted thing!"

He suggested I apply the brakes, bringing me near to releasing the wheel so I could throttle him. Being typical male, he reached over to take control, naturally assuming if he was in charge, all would go smoothly. Was he in for a surprise!

It struck me that we didn’t seem to be in danger. I put the vehicle in park and turned off the ignition. We were still moving along, or so it seemed. At last Joseph could fathom what I had been trying to tell him. Something strange was afoot.

The car and we stopped suddenly, but without a jolt. Just a nice, easy stop, in front of a group of cabins with a vacancy sign all light up. I restarted the engine, pulled into the parking area, turned the key to off, and we jumped out as if the thing was afire.

As we walked toward the office, we both looked around. The absolutely most unbelievable object met our eyes. If Joseph hadn’t seen it, I would have been convinced I was hallucinating!

A quarter of a mile further down the road stood the tallest man I have ever seen, but that’s not the topper! He must have stood 20 feet tall. Beside him was, I kid you not, a huge, blue ox! This giant man was unhitching the big, blue ox from the biggest singletree I have ever heard tell of. The thing was attached to the pavement at one end and the ox at the other.

I didn’t wet my pants, I flooded them! I am quite sure Joseph wasn’t dry either. We rushed into that office faster than Secretariat rounded the track in the Preakness. We gasped to the desk clerk that something phenomenal was out there, to which she replied, "Oh, I reckon you never heard of the local legendary lumberman. That’s just Paul Bunyan and Babe, his blue ox."


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THE PHONE CALL
By babsNH © 5-5-2002

Mary Bonhart stretched out in her blue velvet recliner, propping up her injured ankle. Some idiot at the airport had left his luggage in the middle of the floor and she had fallen over it. The joint she badly needed to walk on had been severely damaged. She had been returning from a visit to her editor’s place.

As she relaxed in her chair, she sighed a huge sigh of relief. She had just mailed off her latest novel to the publisher, and had nearly made the deadline, too. Would have made it if not for the pit stop at the ER.

Beside her on a small table was the portable phone. Who knows, someone might call to find out how she was managing with one foot. Her trip home had been terribly tiring and right then she just wanted to shut her eyes for a bit, or so she told herself. Truth was, she was utterly exhausted and had taken a pain med to boot.

As always happens, she awoke to the chirping of the blasted phone just as she had drifted off, so she thought. Actually it had been more like a half hour.

"Hello”, answered Mary in that foggy kind of way we do when we have been abruptly awakened, wondering if she had actually spoken out loud or not!

“Hello, am I speaking to Mary Bonhart?” the woman on the line asked.

“This is she”, she replied, “May I ask who wants to know?”

“Well, Ms. Bonhart, this is Oprah Winfrey calling.”

“Who?” Mary asked. (She was definitely not a TV viewer.)

“Oprah Winfrey from the Oprah Winfrey Show? Surely you have heard about our book club?”

“Oh sure, now I know who you are. NOW, who is this, really?”

“Sincerely, Ms. Bonhart, I can assure you I am the real Oprah Winfrey. Please let me tell you why I am calling.”

“Okay, go ahead.” Mary, still groggy, was unable to generate much enthusiasm.

“Perhaps you have heard that I have given up doing our book club because it became too difficult to decide on a book for the whole world to read every month or so. It always had to be a book that I myself had loved. There has also been some criticism about the fact that I have promoted some authors over others, you know?”

“Hmmm”, said Mary.

“Well, Ms.---- may I call you Mary? That was before I was handed your manuscript by a publishing friend. I must tell you that I was not able to put it down until I finished it. It is unlike anything I have ever read before.”

"Hmmm”, said Mary.

“As a matter of fact, Mary, I was wondering if you would let me help to get this book published in a expeditious manner? I would also like to tell my viewing public that I have one last treat for them to read and discuss with us. You and me, that is, on my show! Just the fact that I tell them to read it will sell millions of copies. What do you think of my proposition?”

“Hmmm”, said Mary, as the phone dropped into her lap and the lights went out again.


Squeaky Calls
by Gracie

The Manchester twins, known for their pranks, decided to pick out a name from the phone book and play a prank on that person.

The phone rang and Joanie slowly got up from her chair, and walked toward the living room to pick up the phone.

“Hello…wheeze….heavy breathing..Squeak, Croak, He llo!” She answered. She was just recovering from laryngitis, and everything she said was squeaky…”

The twins, on the other hand, couldn’t believe who they had reached…”Who is this?” they asked themselves. But, undaunted, they proceeded with the call.

“Is Prince Albert there?” one of the twins asked.

“Squeak, wheeze….No…”

Just then two familiar spirits were cruising around the neighborhood, and had come to Joanie’s house. They heard the twins, and decided to have some fun of their own.

Joanie put the phone down, but before it would cut off, one of the spirits held it aloft, and the connection remained intact.

"Yes, this is Prince Albert!” he thundered into the phone. “What do you want with me?”

The Manchester twins were taken aback. What were they to do? But, they were resourceful, and decided to plunge right in. “Who let you out of the can?”

“I let myself out! What do you think? That I am a weakling?”

“Oh, no sir! Not at all sir!”, the twins answered as they looked in confusion at each other.

Meanwhile, the first familiar spirit, Jon, looked at his companion who held a laptop in his hands. Jon raised his eyebrows in question.

Frank, the other familiar spirit, answered: “228 Whispering Circle.”

So Jon said, “I know where you live! I am coming to see you. You are at 228 Whispering Circle, right?”

The twins by this time were terrified! Here was someone on the other line who knew exactly where they lived! What were they to do? The 14 year old twins were alone in the house. Their mother had gone next door to help a neighbor put up the curtains in the kitchen. One twin looked at the other, and with her hand over the mouthpiece, said, “Jane, go and lock the front door, and make sure the back door is locked also.”

“I will certainly do that,” said Jane, as she left the room hurriedly.

“Jane, look around in the kitchen and see if you see Mom’s cell phone…If so, use it to call her and tell her to come home right away.”

“Okay,” Jane answers, as she skips from the room.

Meanwhile, Jon, the ministering spirit, says, “Janice, why did you call on this lady who is sick? Why did you call her?”

Janice gulps, and says, “How was I to know she was sick?”

Jon says, “That’s a good point, but why did you make the call in the first place?

“Well, we only meant to have a little fun, we didn’t mean anything by it.”

“So now, you have upset one nice lady. Do you think that is right?”

Janice, now very contrite, says, “I am terribly sorry!”

Jon says,” Now, you will have to make it up…perhaps you could volunteer at some Senior Citizens Home and help out about twice a week.”

Janice gulps and says, “Yes sir!”

Just then, Jane bursts into the oom. “Mom is on her way over right now!”

Janice quickly puts the phone down.

Jon hands the phone to Frank, and Frank dials the twins.

"Hello” answers a shaken Janice.

Frank asks, “Is Jim Wall there?”

“No, “ answers Janice and hangs up.

Ring…Ring…

”Hello” answers Janice.

“Is Tom wall there?

“No.” Janice says, as she slams down the phone.

Ring, ring.

“Hello” answers Janice.

“Are there any walls there?”

"No!” shouts Janice. “ I told you!”

”Well, you had better get out of there right now. With no walls, the house is going to fall down!” exclaims Frank.

“GR-r-r” shouts Janice as she slams the phone down.

Mrs. Manchester returns, knocks on the back door, and Jane hurries down to open the door. Well, what is the trouble?” She asks.

“Mom, we were only playing a joke on someone, but someone else came on the line, and said he was Prince Albert and he knows where we live. What are we to do?"

”Well, the first thing is be sure the receiver is down,” the mother says, as she checks to be sure the receiver is in its Cradle. "What did this person say to you?” she asks." "He told us it was not nice to call people like that. He says we have to make it up. He suggested we help out at a Senior Citizens Home at least twice a week.”

“Well, girls that is not a bad idea. Besides, you have gotten away with your pranks for a long time. Maybe, now that the shoe is on the other foot, you will be more careful.”

“Mom, we faithfully promise – no more prank calls!”, the twins proclaimed in unison.

The familiar spirits smiled to themselves, as they left the house. “Let’s go see what other mischief we can correct!” Jon tells Frank.

The mother smiled as she held out her arms to her twins. They both rushed into her arms for a hug. Mrs. Manchester smiles, as she says a silent prayer: “Thank you God for helping my girls quit making those prank calls.”


MARTHA

PART 4

April 8, 2002

Carrying the stewpot with heavy potholders, her purse slung over one arm and a loaf of French bread tucked under the other arm, Martha arrived at Elisabeth’s door at 7 p.m. Always resourceful, she turned sideways and pushed the doorbell with her elbow.

"I’m getting more interested in this puzzle all the time," Elisabeth greeted her. "Let us eat first and then we can get down to work."

The two made fast work of the stew, cleared the table, and spread out their information. Martha pieced together the scraps of the letter and laid the envelope beside it. "Obviously," she said, "whoever this Mrs. Evans is, she knows Arthur and she knows where he lives. The letter seems to be trying to scare him or threaten him. Look at these words," she pointed out, "’police, ‘‘b…." and ‘faking….’ "

"There were no more scraps?" Elisabeth asked.

"No, I looked all over the yard. I even looked over into Arthur’s yard, but these are the only pieces I could find. I know it’s not much to go on, but at least we have a name. I wonder if we should try to contact Mrs. Evans first?"

Elisabeth weighed the idea, then shook her head. "I don’t think so, not yet anyway. We need to find out what Arthur is up to without making him suspicious. The more people we contact, the more chance of Arthur finding out. Maybe we should work on the information I have first."

Elisabeth had a printed copy of the Arthur Stegman biography she had found on the computer, and she passed it to Martha to read. She waited silently until Martha had finished reading, then said, "Doesn’t it seem strange to find a man with the same name in the same area of the country? Stegman is not that common a name. The most curious thing, though, is his age."

"I have an idea, Elisabeth. Can you get on the computer and find out if the Boston newspaper has a – whatever you call it…"

"A website. That’s a good idea. Our local newspaper has a website which changes daily. What am I looking for?"

"The obituaries. Since this Arthur Stegman gives his age as 96, perhaps he is no longer alive. That may be why I couldn’t find his name in the Boston city directory."

The two women moved to the family room where Elisabeth had her computer and desk set up in one corner. In a few minutes, she had turned on the computer and was typing in a blank area.

"I’ll use one of the search engines to see if I can locate newspapers in Boston. If so, then I will find that website and look for the obituaries," Elisabeth explained.

Moments later, Elisabeth turned to Martha. "We’re in luck. The Boston Globe does have a website, and it does have an online obituary section. Let me get into the site and I’ll look for any information I can find on Arthur Stegman. Each newspaper has a "library" – it used to be called a morgue – and I should be able to search through the old library files for Mr. Stegman."

Information came and went on the computer screen. While Elisabeth was navigating the website, Martha was petting Nikki, who had jumped into her lap. At her feet, Elisabeth’s cats were meowing loudly at one another. "You never have to worry about being lonely with these animals around," Martha laughed. "They all demand attention."

"Yes, they do," Elisabeth said absently, intent on reading what was in front of her.

"I found it, Martha. Here is an obituary for Arthur Stegman, dated a little over a year ago. She read the information aloud:

Stegman, Arthur, aged 97, retired stockbroker and investment counselor, died Sunday, February 7, 2001. Private service and burial. Mr. Stegman left no survivors.

"That’s all there is, and that is not much to go on. No relatives, no burial service."

"That may be important, Elisabeth. He must have had money. A stockbroker and investment counselor. I wonder what happened to his estate?"

The women sat quietly, each with her own thoughts. Instead of becoming clearer, the mystery of the two Arthur Stegmans seemed to be getting deeper.

"Martha, what if we start making a list of what we know?" Elisabeth suggested. "I can type it into the computer so that we have a copy of it. Let me get a blank page and we’ll give it a heading so we can find it again easily."

Elisabeth opened to a blank page and began to type

THE ARTHUR STEGMAN MYSTERY
"Let’s give them each a number – like Arthur 1 and Arthur 2 – to keep them straight," Martha said. "Arthur 1 could be my neighbor. Let’s see…first, we know that Arthur 1 was talking to an unknown man on the phone the night of the storm. We know that he was talking about getting rid of some nosy woman who has a pet. We know that he showed up at my door not 15 minutes later, and that someone else was with him."

"How would it be if I put those in a category called "The Night of the Storm"? That is when all of this started."

"Good idea, Elisabeth. Wait. You just reminded me of something. Remember the weather last February – the big snowstorm? Wasn’t that about the middle of the month? It was about that time that Arthur moved in next door. The Jamisons, who owned the house, had gone to a retirement home in January, and their children didn’t have the heart to sell the family home. So they listed it for rent furnished."

"I’ll put that at the front of the list with all the other Arthur 1 information. Keep thinking, Martha. Maybe something else will come to mind."

For the next hour, the women worked to construct a list of all the information they had collected so far. When they had exhausted all their ideas, Elisabeth saved the list and printed out a copy for each of them. They agreed to keep working on the list and adding any information they remembered.

"Where do we go from here?" Elisabeth asked, handing Martha her copy.

"I have an idea. When my dear departed husband died, his will was filed with the county clerk, along with his estate papers. Let me do some research tomorrow into Massachusetts laws. If the laws are similar, we should be able to gain access to county files, since county records are public records. I’ll call you tomorrow, and we can go from there."

With that, Martha hugged Elisabeth, gave Nikki one more scratch behind her ears, picked up her stewpot and purse, and left for her house.

During the drive home, Martha kept thinking about something that was nagging at her, but she couldn’t get it to come to the front of her mind. "Damn," she said, pounding her fist on the steering wheel. "Why can’t I remember? It was something Arthur said to me in the yard the day he was so angry about Bobby coming over the fence. Or was it something I overheard him say in that phone conversation? Oh, well, maybe it will come to me tomorrow. I’ll sleep on it."

Being the organized creature that she was, Martha carefully put away her purse, placed the stewpot in the sink to soak overnight, and laid out her dishes for breakfast.

"I remember," she said suddenly, startling Bobby. "It was the day that Arthur spoke to me across the fence. I’d better write it down so I can call Elisabeth tomorrow and have her add it to her list, too."

I just had another idea, Martha mused. Tomorrow I shall call upon the Jamisons. A visit to them is long overdue, and they may know something about Arthur. Surely he had to fill out a contract or something like that before he could rent the house.

Writing fast, she finished recording the information, turned out the kitchen light and retired for the night.


The Sound

SandMan 04/14/02

Late afternoon, the sun was still bright in the sky and I was at peace with the world. A cold beer sitting on the patio deck beside me. Stretched out on my favorite lounge chair, I am about as happy as any man can be. I’m practicing a skill known only to a few of us men dedicated enough to put in serious time perfecting the art of daydreaming. An observer would believe I’m deep in thought, but I’m busy daydreaming.

My reverie was broken by a high pitched shriek and splashing sound. The shrieking sound wasn’t unique, but it was loud. Was there a splash? or was that my imagination? Snapping back to reality I looked to my left, right and then upwards. Nothing !! not a clue, no indication of the source of the sounds. Nothing fell on me and I’m no Sherlock Holmes so that was enough investigation.

Drifting back to my daydream I was content thinking I had investigated the sounds. The same sounds broke my tranquillity again. This time more defined. An excited shriek or actually a combination of shrieks it seemed. And a set of splashes this time. Much more concerned this time I sat upright while looking left, right, and upwards. My curiosity was really aroused, but no sense in panicking, a sip of beer would soothe this tense time.

Seeing nothing; I relaxed to my original point of inactivity except for sipping my beer. Skillfully I might add getting back to the interrupted point in my daydream. The sounds this time accompanied by more splashing; broke whatever piece I had going. This time I would really investigate.

Getting up from my chair, I looked in every direction, saw nothing. Not unusual because there are back yard privacy walls between homes. Super sleuth that I am; I was sure the sounds came from behind the wall, that was behind me That would explain why I didn’t see anything the first few times it happened. I remained standing, beer in hand watching like an eagle for something, anything.

Just as I was about to give up my vigil, two naked female bodies seemed to fly up behind the wall. Curious about flying naked women I went to a lower point in the wall. My neighbor an exotic dancer had put a huge trampoline in her back yard. Not particularly modest my neighbor and her friends were nude, taking turns bouncing on the trampoline then into her pool. I made a mental note that as they jumped and just before hitting the water, they made that shrieking sound. I attributed that not to seeing me but, to their excitement at being airborne and headed cannonball style for the pool. The splashing sound I had heard came from them landing in the water. I solved the mystery of both sounds. Beer does not dull the senses, bravery however is heightened. I waved to my neighbor. I was hoping for an invitation over so I could demonstrate my impressive ability on the trampoline. Or barring that at least offer my services as a safety man at the edge of the trampoline. She waved back but gave no indication of inviting me over. I returned to my chair feeling exceptionally good about my investigative skills.

This account of happenings is 100% fiction. There was no sound, no trampoline, no nude women. Daydreaming is a serious activity and takes years to refine the technique. Adding characters, sound and movement proportionately in a daydream requires an infinite amount of patience. Prerequisites of daydreaming, are a keen mind and being ever alert for new opportunities. Luckily I possess one of those skills.


"dilemma"

by Diamondlady

..and would that I should perish, hence to leave my gardens be-- I would not rest, although I could, the summer I must see.


DiamondLady April 2, 2002

My Turn

© Aussie Gypsy – 9th April 2002

The arrogant voice bellowed out from the comfort of his armchair, towards his kitchen bound wife. "Get another beer now, and something to eat. A man could starve here for all you care!" Jeeringly he continued, "You’re a worthless bit of dirt –never done nothing worthwhile in your whole life apart from marry me – still dunno why I ever bothered to make it legal. You fixed up that leaking tap in the bathroom yet? Run me a bath while you’re there, then you can come and scrub me all over – a man like me deserves to be waited on you know!"

Keeping her eyes down, and her thoughts to herself, Bonnie dutifully flipped the lid on yet another bottle of beer, filling a large bowl with peanuts for He Who Thinks He Is God.

"Just as well he can’t read my mind," she thought. "Arrogant bloated cattle tick of an animal he is. One of these days maybe he’ll get out of sync with his guzzling and gutsing food, gulp a handful of peanuts down the wrong way, and then choke in the bath." Smiling at this mental picture, Bonnie let the constant barrage of words run off her, like water off a duck’s back. "Not for much longer," she dreamed. "Oh what a glorious thought - freedom."

"This beer’s too damned warm – I said a cold beer – get me another one. NOW! Not in half an hour," interrupted his snarling voice from the armchair.

Bonnie carefully opened another beer, taking it to His High and Mighty Nastiness. She was about to retreat to the kitchen when the TV show caught her eye. The background set was exotic, just like an Eastern palace, with music to match in the background. The announcer began introducing the star, a sexy belly dancer. "Oh," sighed Bonnie to herself. "What a fantastic feeling of freedom it must be to do that. I wish I …"

Bonnie had no time to finish her thoughts. A crack of thunder, and a feeling of being caught in a hurricane enveloped her. She only had time to gasp in horror before all was still again. "Where on earth am I," she wondered. "This looks just like that gorgeous palace I was just watching." She felt different somehow, and looking down she realised why. She was clad now in exotic brief pieces of floating sexy red material, with sequins, jewels and tassels highlighting her shape. She was in the set she’d been watching – she was the exotic dancer!

Realising that something magical has taken place, Bonnie took a deep breath, instantly deciding, "I’m not sure how this happened, but I am going to make the most of it."

Gazing around, she saw a huge window in front of her. Looking out of it, she saw the weirdest sight. He Who Had His Mouth Gaping was angrily glaring back at her. Finally finding his voice, he roared, "Get out of there. What the hell do you think you are doing? You’re just making a fool of yourself again! GET BACK HERE!"

Bonnie was in another world now. Nothing, and no one was going to interrupt her as a deeply buried instinct surfaced. She gracefully swayed in the age old alluring tradition Eastern women had practised for centuries. She was confident, in charge, and gorgeously sexy. A brief beaded top shimmered in the spotlight, the shapely bared skin below it seductively responding to the spell of the music. The jewelled belt, low on her shimmying hips, held wisps of sheer red cobweb material that swirled around and between her long tanned legs. Whirling, twirling, passionate – unleashing her long repressed sexual nature in a fiery, pulsating display. The music possessed her as she swayed and swirled. Slowly the tempo mounted – her body responding sensuously. One last shake rippled through her soft curves, as she flung her head back, arms stretched high in a personal display of her power.

It was an impressive finale. Bonnie then stepped gracefully from her stage back into the lounge room of He Who Was Aroused’s house. "Now if you reckon that was some performance," she thought as she looked him, "You just wait for the next act."

He was sitting there, flushed and breathing heavily. "Well get over here, and make yourself useful while you’ve got that outfit on – do that dancing again. This time right up against me – you might even get lucky if I feel that generous," He Who Thought He Was Sexy sneered.

"Get lucky? You mean I have to have sex with a bloated pig like you? Not this time – never again!" The words spilled out before Bonnie had a chance to think twice. Giving him no time to speak she continued, "The only sort of getting lucky I’m doing tonight is getting out of here." A bare leg flashed between the red floating veils as Bonnie sped up the hallway to the spare room. She returned quickly, with a small case in her hand. "This is what I came into this marriage with – and it’s what I’m leaving it with. Walking fast, she pulled open the front door, before he could stop her.

He Who Must Be Obeyed jumped to his feet, roaring angrily, "Get yourself back here this instant – where the hell do you think you’re going – you’ve gone stark raving mad! You’ve forgotten – I’m your husband, and you will obey me - now!"

"Oh yes, I did forget something," she said, pausing in the doorway. Retracing her steps, she demurely emerged from the kitchen vigorously shaking a bottle of beer. Just as he opened his mouth to bellow again, she flipped the lid, aimed the contents at He Who Needs A Lesson, sprayed him thoroughly, and then gently placed the empty bottle on the table beside him.

He Who Was Gobsmacked stood there – frozen in shock, beer slipping and sliding all over, and down, his mighty paunch, words failing to emerge from his open mouth.

Laughing out loud now, she flew to the open front door in a wave of floating gossamer harem clothes. Outside a stretch limo waited, with the smartly suited driver holding the door open. "Ah right on time – I ordered it for 9pm," said Bonnie gleefully to no-one in particular. "That’s it – from now you are on your own," she flung over her shoulder at the silhouette of He Who Was Shocked Out Of His Brain, standing in the open doorway.

With a skip and a flip of her shimmering outfit, she was down the path and sliding into the luxurious backseat of the limo. Taking a deep sigh of pure delight, Bonnie snuggled deep into the pure leather seat. She opened her purse, looking dreamily at the winning lottery ticket that had given her back her freedom. "Yes, now it’s my turn!"


WAS IT A DREAM?

LadyinRed, April 14, 2002

"Let’s play The Weakest Link."

With that, the game began and Martha settled in her oversized recliner, cat and remote control in her lap.

"Good, Bobby, tonight it’s with the Playboy Bunnies. That sounds like fun. I’m sure they are not very bright, so let’s see what kind of pithy remarks the hostess has for them."

I could have answered all the questions that round. They only banked $2,000. If I were there, I could show them a thing or two.

Martha had hardly finished her thought when a booming sound rocked the house. Startled, she looked around to see if she could detect the source of the noise. But she was no longer in the recliner. She was standing in Spot #3, where the weakest Bunny had just been. No longer was she dressed in her comfortable blue fleece robe. She was wearing a low-cut red halter top and low-rider red jeans. Unlike the other Bunnies, her boobs hung down almost to her waist and her stomach slopped over the jeans. A red cowboy hat caused her graying hair to stick out to the sides like a garden scarecrow.

"Oh, my God," she said aloud. "How in hell did this happen?"

The other Bunnies were staring at her as if she had suddenly dropped in from some alien planet. The audience was roaring with laughter and applauding loudly. Someone from the audience yelled, "Go, Martha, go."

"Bunny Martha," said the hostess. "It’s your question."

"Sorry," Martha stuttered. "Could you repeat the question?"

"What substance fills the center of golf balls?"

"I know that one. It’s honey," Martha said confidently.

"Correct."

When her turn came next, the hostess asked, "What was your charity again, Martha?"

"Uh……," Martha thought quickly. "The Greater Chicago Home for Unwed Mothers."

After the next round, Martha was voted off unanimously by the other Bunnies. When asked their reasons, the Bunnies said, "We have an image to maintain. We don’t want to be reminded of what we’ll look like when we get to be her age."

In the background, the announcer said, "In the last three rounds, Martha has been the strongest link and Kristen the weakest. But we shall see how the votes go." When all the votes were in, the Bunnies had voted Martha the weakest link.

"Martha, you ARE the weakest link. Goodbye."

Martha woke with a start. Bobby had jumped into her lap and was clawing at her face. She was back in the recliner, the Weakest Link still playing on the TV. "Oh, Thank God," she said. "It was just a dream." She was once again dressed in her blue fleece robe, and nothing else had changed…except for the red cowboy hat still on her head.


SOMEONE IS WATCHING

© Ivy Carpenter 4/14/02

Why am I so uneasy? I can’t shake that uncomfortable sensation that someone is watching me. This creepy movie is making me paranoid. I only turned it on so I could forget how dissed I was with him and the way he acted before he left for the fishing trip two hours ago. Same old distrust, but it was more evident tonight. The suspicious attitude and jeering tone when he asked, "What will you do with yourself all weekend? Ain't you scared to stay here with no neighbors near by? Suppose you’ll be on the damn phone the minute I leave." Why is it always the same rhetoric? I have given him no reason to doubt me. I just want a quiet weekend alone.

I’ve got to turn off this inner dialogue. Change my mood, make myself a snack; that will help take off the edginess. I have to learn to relax and enjoy the quiet. Tough day at work, and the concern over my mother’s health has me all unraveled.

Ice cream, the comfort food, that was what I needed. Now, wash the dish and spoon then go indulge myself with a long shower, snuggle down in bed and read until I get dozy.

The warm water running over my body usually soothes and calms me. So why do I have thoughts of Janet Leigh and Psycho? This is ridiculous. Put your overactive imagination on hold, silly girl. Think comforting thoughts, plan for tomorrow.

Ok, powdered and pampered, the doors locked, windows secured, the kitchen and living room lights off. Check, check and double check. Listen to me, I’m talking to myself, and no one telling me I’m bonkers. Can I help it if I think loudly? Now turn down the bedcovers, adjust the lamp for reading, find my glasses, book and . . . get a drink of juice. Don’t need the lights on, know my way to the refrigerator.

What’s that small orange glow outside? Something is out there, a dark shape near the big oak tree. A deer, bear? Not unless wildlife has taken up smoking; that’s a cigarette burning. Stay calm. This is not a time to panic. Call the neighbor. He’s only a mile down the road. Use the kitchen phone, keep an eye on the prowler. It’s late but if I explain . . .

No dial tone, the phone is dead. Now I can panic!

You’re on your own lady, get a plan. Ok, turn on the lights. No! He can see you, see what you're doing. Dark is to my advantage. What if he breaks in the house? Go to the back of the house, to the bedroom and barricade the door. Dammit legs, don’t fail me now.

Wait, I’ll need a weapon; get a gun from the rack in the hall. Six guns, which ones do I want. What am I, Annie Oakley? I only have two hands, take a rifle and the shot gun. Bullets, I'll need bullets, where are the bloody bullets? Top shelf of the book case, five boxes, take them all back to the bedroom so I can see to load.

These big ones are shot gun shells, have to break open the barrel to put them in. How do I do that? Try the rifle, pull back the bolt, these shells are too small they slide right down the barrel. Wonderful, freaking wonderful! Ok, try the shotgun again, this little thingy should make it open. Yessss! It takes two shells, do I use the red or green ones? Does it really matter? Hey, you in the shadows, you want red or green to get shot with. Quiet, he’ll hear you yelling. Where the hell is the safety catch, keep it on, could shoot myself instead. Please God, keep me from having to use this gun.

Clothes, I need better clothes, take off my nighty. What will I wear? Jeeeeze Louise, this is not a fashion show. Put on my sweats and sneaks. Now, turn off the light, get my eyes accustomed to the dark. Take a deep breath. I’m in control. Yeah sure!

Go look out the kitchen window again. Scan the bushes and tree line, nothing. Wait, wait, yes, someone on the side of the wood pile, near the shed, bulky shape, definitely a man. Steady myself against the counter. The gun is heavy, I’m shivering, should have gone to the bathroom. Stop it! Keep focusing on the shed, be alert.

How long have I stood here? Microwave says 10:00, must be about a half hour. I am, repeat am, in control. So convince myself, take an inventory: the heart rate is back to normal, hands not shaking, palms still sweaty, legs are steady, and I'd kill for a cigarette. NO! I take that back. I don’t want to kill anyone.

Flash of light behind the shed, is he lighting another cigarette or setting fire to something? Movement, he’s walking away from the house. Follow the glow of the cigarette. He’s headed into the woods toward the road. Crank the window open and listen, sound of twigs breaking underfoot, another twig cracking, this time farther away. Motor starting, heavy truck sound. No lights, but it's driving away, the sound of the motor is fading. How long should I stand here and listen? Wait a half an hour in the dark and keep a vigil.

Ok. I’m outta here, going to my parent’s house. I’ve had time to think, I know it was you yahoo. Are you satisfied I was alone? Do you think I’ve gone to bed? When do you plan to fix the phone? Bet you get a jolt when you come back Sunday and find the loaded gun on the table. You are such a jerk!

It’s time to move, grab my purse and car keys. Ok self, here’s the plan, unlock the house door, inspect the surroundings and dash for the driveway. Opening the car up will be a delay, I won’t feel safe until I'm locked inside. It’s a good thing I did lock it, at least he couldn’t pop the hood, and remove the spark plugs again.

Hands stop shaking! I can’t get the key in the ignition. This is like a scene from a "B" grade horror movie. Helpless female, stranded, can’t get the car started, the monsters will jump on the car and . . . I need some help here Lord, are you there?

Thank you God! Could you stick around a little longer and get me safely home?


Rich without money

© Aussie Gypsy - 30th March 2002

It was still early. Cathy had been walking round for hours trying to work out what on earth to do next. All she had left in her purse was a five dollar note. Where ever would the next meals come from? Normally an optimistic person - so many job rejections lately had put even Cathy’s sunny disposition into a decline. No money in the bank, no prospects on the horizon - so many miles walked as she went from door to door canvassing for a job. Right now anything would be a bonus. Glumly she continued - trudging, thinking, worrying.

As she walked, Cathy’s attention was caught by a muffled sobbing noise. Glancing around she noticed a girl, possibly seven or eight by the size of her, cuddled against the trunk of an old pine tree, crying as if her heart was about to break. Without a second thought, Cathy moved quickly over to the girl, dropped on one knee beside her and quietly spoke. “Hi there sweetie - what on earth’s the matter?” The sobbing continued without pause. Gently touching the little girl’s arm, Cathy continued in a soothing voice, “What ever is it? You’re not alone - I’m here - I’ll help you.”

A small sad voice found it’s way out of the head and arms still buried tightly against the tree, “No-one … nothing … no-body can help.”

Cathy’s heart went out to this poor bedraggled moppet. “Do you know,” she quietly coaxed, hoping somehow to get the girl’s attention, “that everyone has someone sent to them when things go badly wrong. You just have to look to find them - this time it’s me who’s here for you.”

A few minutes of silence followed. Slowly, the body that had seemed melded to the tree, began to unwind itself. Swollen green eyes looked up - looked up, and through tear soaked lashes, saw a beautiful gentle face above her. The sun shone brightly through the light curly hair of this lady, lighting it up like a halo - a halo of an angel, just like those pictures on the walls at Sunday School. “Maybe,” she thought to herself, “just maybe there is really a god after all - maybe this angel lady might be able to help.”

Cathy sensed a slight change as the tear stained little face peeped up at her. The tiniest flicker of hope flew from the little girl’s eyes directly into hers, touching Cathy’s heart in the most extraordinary way. “You’re an angel - you’ll be able to help?” her trembling little voice said.

How on earth was she going to honour the trust put in her by this child?

Between small shuddering breaths, the little one seemed to be calming down. They walked over to a nearby seat. Once she began, the girl’s story emerged in such a rush - as if the words had been dammed up tightly inside her, and the dam wall had just burst.

She had a brand new baby brother. She’d desperately wanted a brother for so long - she’d waited and waited for forever before he was finally born. But now Mom and Dad were both crying when they looked at him. Others in the family came, and they all talked in quiet voices.

“I know everyone’s supposed to be happy when a baby is born. I love my brother so much but I’m scared - so scared that he is going to die - everyone has long faces. I just want desperately to hold him. No-one has let me hold him yet. I know if I can just hold him and let him feel all my love - that he won’t die - everything will be alright. I just don’t know what to do.” Looking up at Cathy the little face implored her, “They keep talking about sin so it must be something bad - but how can a baby be bad?”

“Sin?” Cathy queried “What do you mean sin?”

“They keep talking about Down’s sin, but his name is David,” came the girl’s confused reply.

Cathy gave her a started look, took a deep breath, and asked, “Do you mean Downs Syndrome?” A nod of the head from her young companion confirmed Cathy’s guess. Quickly flipping open her purse, she took out a picture. “Look, this is my sister Anna. She’s wonderful, and very very special. Do you know another surprise? She is just like David - she has Downs Syndrome too.”

Amazed small green eyes went from the photo, to Cathy and back again. “She is so beautiful - just like you.”

Looking around, Cathy noticed they were sitting near a flower stand. In the morning light, the fresh flowers were a glowing rainbow of colour. Suddenly a flash of inspiration came to Cathy. “Wait here for a minute. I’ll be right back,” she said as she rose, hurrying to the flower stand. Delving into her purse, Cathy pulled out her last five dollar note without a second thought.

Sitting back beside her new young friend, Cathy opened the wrapping around the flowers. “This a bunch of all sorts of coloured roses that have a special meaning. They say ‘you mean everything to me’. Am I right? Is that how you feel about your new baby brother?”

A little dimple appeared as a glow lit the little girl’s face. “Oh yes - I’d love you to see him - he is so beautiful. I love him so much my heart just feels like it’s nearly ready to burst when I look at him. I can’t wait to hold him.”

“How about I take you home, and you give these to your Mom and Dad? I’m sure that will give them a surprise and put a smile on their faces.”

As they neared the front door, it flew open to reveal a very worried young woman. “Oh Sarah, you frightened the life out of me, the young woman said hurrying towards them. “Have you been out hugging and talking to your tree again?” Holding one arm tightly now around the young girl, the woman paused, then offered her other hand to Cathy. “It looks as if you’ve been rescuing Sarah. She sometimes just has to come and talk to ‘her’ tree - no matter how often we scold her for being out here alone. Thank you so much.”

“Sarah’s just been telling me about her new baby brother,” said Cathy. “We brought some flowers to celebrate. I hope you don‘t mind.”

Beside the two of them, Sarah was beginning to jig up and down. “They’re special flowers Mom that say you and Dad and David are everything to me. “ Turning she continued, “Tell her Cathy, tell her about your sister.” Above Sarah’s head the two women looked at each other.

“Sarah told me about David being a Downs baby,” said Cathy, “and I showed her a photo of my sister Anna, who’s the same. She’s great company, and so much fun to be with.” Once again Cathy pulled the photo from her purse to pass across to Sarah’s Mom, watching as the young mother looked at the picture. A teenager in her hiking boots and backpack, with mountains in the background, grinned broadly for the camera.

They talked more. Cathy explaining some of Anna’s history, and the things she did now.

“I had no idea,” said Sarah’s Mom. “We didn’t know what to expect. I just felt as if I was in an empty black vacuum. The future just looked so bleak.”

Cathy looked her in the eye, smiling as she said, “There may be all sorts of things in store, but one thing I will promise you, David will teach you and all those he comes in contact with, far more than you will ever teach him. Cuddle him, hug him, enjoy him, and your lives will be incredibly rich."

With unshed tears welling in her eyes, the young woman said, “You’ve no idea what you have done for me today - for all our family - with your story and your open heart. I’m going to press some of these flowers. They’ll always remind me someone very special gave them to us.” Holding Sarah’s hand, her mother softly said, “Come on poppet - time for you to do some very special cuddling and hugging I how rich her life really was. Rich with things money couldn’t buy.


A STRANGE DISCOVERY

PART 3

LadyinRed, 03/31/02

Martha parked her car in the handicapped space at the public library, hung the handicap tag over her rearview mirror, and slowly climbed out of the front seat. She locked the car and pulled her coat about her tightly to block out the chill wind left over from last night’s storm. Muttering to herself about the long walk and many steps from parking lot to library door, she nearly collided with a teenager carrying a stack of books.

Oh, lordie, she said to herself, I forgot it is spring break. The library will be crawling with students trying to get their term papers started.

Sure enough, all the tables on the first floor were occupied by teens with note cards, paper and books strewn everywhere. In the reading lounge near the front windows, a dozen street people were camped out for the day to avoid the cold weather.

"Thank the Lord I don’t have to deal with all of that," she said somewhat sourly to an elderly gentleman also waiting for the elevator. He stared at her without answering, as the "ding" of the elevator bell sounded. Rudely, he stepped in front of her and pushed the button for the second floor. The door almost caught Martha midway into the elevator, but she managed to squeeze in just in time.

"Damn," she muttered to herself. "The nerve of some people," she added unkindly as she reached around him to push the M button.

Pushing her way out of the elevator, Martha headed straight for the reference desk, where she saw one of her favorite former English students. "Susan," she beamed. "So good to see you again."

Susan Richardson came around the desk and gave her old teacher a big hug. "It’s good to see you, too, Miss Martha. What are you doing here? Can I help you with something."

"I have a rather strange request, Susan. I am trying to get some information on my new next-door neighbor. He has lived here less than a year, and I suspect he came from the East. Boston, perhaps."

"Why don’t we start with city directories, then?" Susan suggested, leading Martha to a shelf with city directories from many major cities.

"Let’s start with Boston and maybe New York City before we take too many books at once," Martha replied.

Settled in a comfortable chair in the reading area, Martha began to thumb through the Boston City Directory. Nothing. Next she tried New York City. Still nothing. She replaced those books and chose Philadelphia and Hartford, Connecticut. Those were not helpful either. Martha sighed and replaced the books on the shelf.

"Thanks, Susan. It was just a thought. I will try something else. It was nice to see you again, dear."

"You, too, Miss Martha. Take care."

Martha left the library and returned to her car. She thought of stopping by Elisabeth’s home but decided to return home and call her friend. She was a bit hungry, having taken time only for coffee and toast earlier in the day.

"I guess I shouldn’t expect miracles the first time," she said to herself. "Maybe Elisabeth will have had some luck."

Placing her car in the garage, Martha walked around the house to the front door. She wanted to pick up her mail before she started fixing lunch. As she glanced toward the street, she noticed scraps of paper littering her lawn. "The trash men have been careless again," she said crossly, heading for the papers to pick them up before they blew all over the neighborhood.

As she bent to pick up the scraps, she saw a crumpled envelope next to her right foot. Smoothing it out, she looked idly at the address. Mr. Arthur Stegman, 2211 Bonnie Pines Drive, Bel Aire, Kansas.. There was also a return address in the upper left: Mrs. Phillip Evans, 44789 Country Road #7, Amherst, Mass. 02045.

"How interesting," Martha exclaimed as she hastened to retrieve the other scraps. Maybe there would be more clues. She hurried into the house, almost too excited to eat. She had never been a detective, but she had read enough murder mysteries over her lifetime to have gained some knowledge of what a detective would do. Her adrenalin pumping, she put all the scraps on the kitchen table and took time to make a sandwich and pour a cup of coffee. Then she spread out the scraps.

"This looks like a letter," she said to herself, trying to arrange the scraps into some kind of order. Too many pieces were missing to re-construct the entire letter, but surely she could get some information.

Dear Ph…………………You b…………..Faking your …..…………ning out on me… thought you were…………won’t work……….police…

"Hmmmmmmm," Martha said. "This isn’t much to go on. I wonder what Koko and Yum Yum* would have to say about this."

Her thoughts were interrupted by the telephone. "Hello," she said, tucking the receiver under her chin while she continued to re-arrange the scraps.

"Oh, Elisabeth. Wait until you see what I found on my lawn. It must have come from Arthur’s barrel when the trash men came today. It’s our first break in the case," she said, adopting the language of her favorite detective, Aunt Dimity.*

"Wait until you hear what I found, Martha," Elisabeth interrupted. "It’s very strange, though, and I don’t know what to make of it. I found biographical information for an Arthur Stegman online today. There is a Boston address for him, but it shows his age as 96. It can’t possibly be your Arthur, but the coincidence is almost too much."

"That is great news, Elisabeth. Let’s get together this evening to go over everything we have so far. I fixed a pot of stew, and I’ll bring that and some French bread. I think we’re on to something."

*Koko and Yum Yum are Siamese cats who help their owner, James Qwilleran, solve mysteries in Lilian Jackson Braun’s "Cat" mystery series.

*Aunt Dimity is a ghost, who helps her live friend, Lori Shepherd, solve mysteries by writing secret messages to Lori in a diary in the series by Nancy Atherton.


THE SWING

Robert Louis Steveson

How do you like to go up in a swing,

Up in the air so blue?

Oh, I do think it the pleasantest thing

Ever a child can do!

Up in the air and over the wall,

Till I can see so wide,

Rivers and trees and cattle and all

Over the countryside–

Till I look down on the garden green,

Down on the roof so brown–

Up in the air I go flying again,

Up in the air and down.


MY SWING

© Ivy Carpenter 4/7/2002

My favorite haunt was the apple tree,

A pleasant spot that let me be free.

Perched on a swing with a wooden seat,

I’d push with my legs and pick up my feet.

Arching my back to pump up the pace,

I would finally reach a wonderful place.

I’d pretend I was soaring, just like a bird,

Making warbles and twitters that I often heard

Or glance at the flowers in the garden below,

Elated by colors spaced in a row.

Warm summer days, the blue sky above

Carefree and happy, encircled by love.

A make-believe world simple and pure,

Of childhood fantasies that will always endure.

I think of that time, reading Stevenson’s poem,

And fondly remember the tree, swing and home.


"Run Before Dawn"
by William Stafford

Most mornings I get away, slip outthe door before light,

set forth on the dim, gray road,

letting my feet find a cadence that softley carries me on.

Nobody is up -- all alone my journey begins.

Mary's Run Before Dawn

My neighbor was a pretty gal whose husband was always accusing her of infidelity. No matter how the poor thing tried to convince her hubby that she loved him, he continued to badger her for years. One morning, at the break of dawn, I saw my neighbor leave the house in her running attire. She returned an hour later. At the time I considered her new habit as a health issue, though I never thought of her too chubby or thin, just right for a woman in her thirties with 2 children. The running continued throughout the warm summer and brisk autumn mornings, before her husband left for work.

As winter approached, my neighbor continued to run. I remember seeing puff after puff of steam exhale from her mouth. Finally, when her sneakers made tracks in the heavy snow, I asked her why she didn't use an indoor bike or that running thing in her basement. She explained, "I've been foolin around," she said, bluntley.

"When?" I asked. "You're always home at night. You never go out, not even with the girls. Your husband's a mean one when it comes to doing things without him," I emphasized.

"I fool around in the mornings," she answered.

"The mornings? After your husband leaves for work?"

"No." She shook her head. "Before my husband leaves.. "The damn fool been accusing me of foolin' around for twenty years. I had enough," she said. "He gave me the name, now I play the game."

"How?" I was enthralled. This woman didn't have time for sex. She was never out of her husband's sight or phone range.

"When I jog in the morning," she confessed. "While my husband gets ready for work and takes care of the kids, I jog to my boyfriend's car parked behind the golf range. After sex, I jog back."

"Oh boy! I hope he never catches you," I said, knowing the man's raging jealousy.

"Catch me!" She laughed. ...and what is he going to say? 'I know you've been cheating on me.' I've heard that accusation for twenty years. Now, for the first time, he'll be right."

In time, my neighbor divorced her husband, who never did know about her jogging extra activities. She was the insperation for this Country song I wrote and published.

The Sixth Commandment (Thy Shalt Not Commit Adultery.)
by Mary Hartman

For the first time, to him I lied,

Said I'd spend the night, with a friend of mine;

He'd never let me go, if he had only known,

That my special friend was another man;

and that I had planned to spend the night with him.

Gonna break the Sixth Commandment for the first time,

Gonna prove you right, though you've been wrong all those other times

Darlin' now you'll have your way, now I'm gonna pay,

So you can have it right for the first time.

Honey I can't go on. Accusing me was all wrong,

You curse and you shout, every time we've been out;

Your jealousy is mean, you had no faith in me,

Saying dirty things about me and men,

Now I'm gonna make you right for the first time.


Gonna break the Sixth Commandment for the first time,
Gonna prove you right, though you've been wrong all those other times
Darlin' now you'll have your way, now I'm gonna pay,
So you can have it right for the first time.



OH NO, NOT AGAIN

LadyinRed 03/31/02

I seem to have a thing for new cars. Not mine, but the ones that I attract like a magnet.

There was the dark, stormy night that I "ate" the hood of a brand new black BMW as I backed into it with my 4WD Blazer. The spare tire on the back of my "Sherman tank" settled itself on top of the BMW hood, requiring the services of three burly men bouncing up and down on the BMW to extract my car. Thank God it was on private property and we both had the same insurance company.

Several years later, I bought the car of my dreams: a 1976 4-door Pontiac Bonneville with leather seats, a leather hardtop and every gadget known to man at that time. I loved that car. It was the first one I had ever bought all by myself, and it was heavy enough I always felt safe in it.

That is, until the day of the head-on crash.

I was driving in my neighborhood, enjoying the purr of the engine, the breeze drifting softly through the open window, the stereo playing my favorite music. Then I saw it – a blue Camero heading straight for me on my side of the street. The driver was waving at a family in their front yard, and he was not paying any attention to me. I slammed on my brakes and hit the horn. Only then did he look up – but it was too late. He hit my car head-on. I heard the sickening thud.

My car stood its ground. His car, however, bounced back at least three feet, its right front fender crumpled. The sticker in the window indicated the car was so new it still didn’t have tags. Oh well, at least this time it wasn’t my fault and there were witnesses.

We both jumped out of our cars to inspect the damage. Because of the heavy rubber crash bumpers on the Pontiac, my car had no dents, no damage – only a little blue paint. He looked at his car, then came running over to mine. As he neared me, I could see he was Oriental, well-dressed, with a watch that had to be a Piaget. I expected him to ask if I were hurt. Instead, he patted the hood of my car and said, "That’s one tough car you got there, lady." With that he jumped in his car and drove off, leaving my "Don’t you want to exchange insurance information?" still hanging in the air.

Not more than a week later, I had finished filling my gasoline tank at my neighborhood station and was inside paying the attendant. Idly I looked out the window and, to my shock, saw his blue car driving up to the pump, heading straight for my car. Grabbing my change, I loudly cried, "Oh, no, not again" and ran to protect my car. This time, thank God, he had missed.

I’ve always considered myself a careful driver. Although I admit the BMW accident was my fault, the night was dark, the parking lot was not lighted, and, besides, anybody who buys something small enough to wear should park in the bicycle zone. But these days I try to avoid BMWs and Cameros. I don’t want another "Oh, no, not again" episode!


"Oh, no, not again!"
© Aussie Gypsy - 24th March 2002
Lori slept soundly. She was dreaming of a wonderfully quiet tranquil place - just the spot to rest and renew her energy. It was a grassy clearing within a forest - green, peaceful, birds singing and a soft breeze gently blowing. Nearby a small stream trickled and bubbled, adding even more to the calming effect. Suddenly a piercing noise shattered the peace. Lori woke, shaking and in a lather of sweat, realising the shocking noise of her dream was reality.

“Oh no, not again - not another day of terror!” Lori thought in panic as she realised where she was and what was happening here in the real world.

That person had returned, with a plan as effective as any plotted within an overseas terrorist camp. The viciousness of it was extreme. Such an effective way to keep Lori an unchained prisoner within her own house. Too terrified to move beyond the room she woke in. Too traumatised to do anything but lie there, huddled in the bed. She shivered in dread, listening to the cacophony of sounds coming from outside the safety of her locked bedroom door.

A ferocious storm of noise continued outside her door. Turbulent roaring sounds neared - the pitch changed - now a different volley of sounds erupted. Lori’s imagination was going berserk with possibilities of what was to come next. The callousness of this torment was terrible. There’s singing - singing - while planning the next terrible torture. What sort of sadist was out there?

Catching a glimpse of herself in the mirror opposite her bed, Lori saw a wild panic-stricken-eyed image, white as a sheet, almost paralysed with fear. What on earth next?

Then a sudden stillness - an eerie quiet pervaded every corner of the house. Was this a plot to lure Lori to venture forth and be caught outside of her safe haven? After what seemed like hours, with no more sounds outside her bedroom, Lori finally gathered enough courage to open the door. Not looking right or left, she made a wild dash for the front door. Heart pounding and hand shaking terribly, she somehow managed to open it. Clad only in her nightie, and terrorised beyond reason, Lori took off down the street, screaming at the top of her lungs.

Those who took her in were very kind. Lori realised though that she would need expert help to overcome this trauma. The counsellors worked hard with her. Finally however, they all agreed that the only effective treatment was to return to the place it all happened - to relive it - to handle the objects used in that terror campaign.

Lori was petrified. How on earth would she ever be able to pick up one of those demonic vacuum cleaners, let alone talk to the cleaning lady her husband employed? Being domestic always had frightened the life out of her!


A NEW VIEW OF HYACINTHS

auntbea 3/31/02

HYACINTHS TO FEED THE SOUL

If of thy mortal goods thou art bereft

And from thy slender store two loves alone to thee are left,

Sell one, and with the dole

Buy hyacinths to feed thy soul.

Saadi, a Persian poet, 1184-129

________________________________ (Rewritten by auntbea 3/31/02)

If you should find yourself of mortal goods bereft

And if there's not a can of food upon the shelf

If you can find nary a stitch to put upon your back

If the necessary things of life you lack

Be bold

Go out and steal some cakes, some wine

And some fillet of sole

But do not be a stingy, greedy gluttonous sort

Do the right thing, by the wayside exhort

To one and all who pass upon the road

Invite them to the feast prepared at your abode

When all is said and done, you will be glad

You'll have more friends than you have ever had

The moral of the tale is plain to see

Share with thy friends, and they will share with thee


SandMan, 03/24/02

Todd sat at his desk, staring out the window hoping a story line would magically appear. His mind drifted to last night when he and his wife Ann were relaxing poolside. He couldn't help smiling to himself as he remembered her shock when he pulled the strings loose on her bikini. No one was there but she was embarrased just the same.

THAT'S IT! I'll write about last night only, add a little spice to it and change the names.

The Story

Bart sat at the edge of the pool dangling his feet in the water. Marilyn, the new girl at the pool, watched him for a little while, then decided to go talk to him. She got out of her lounge chair, feigned stretching, tugged the bottom of her bikini to smooth it, and went over and sat beside Bart. Physically attractive, and well tanned, she knew she looked good in her mustard-colored string bikini. Bart watched her as she walked towards him, even looking sideways at her as she sat next to him. As suave as he normally was, Bart had no success at trying to appear disinterested.

Not usually intimidated by a female's dazzling good looks, Bart mumbled a faint recognition of her presence. A dead giveaway though, his feet started swirling the water ever so slightly. Marilyn knew the effect she was having on him; without saying a word she reached over and touched his stomach.

Bart's stomach muscles tightened a little in a reflex reaction. Used to teasing, Marilyn spider-walked her fingers up Bart's stomach and chest to just under his chin. Bart looked at her and started to speak, but as he did she turned slightly, put her left hand high up on his leg and leaned forward pretending to be looking at the pool bottom. Bart toyed with the idea of untying her top but didn't, waiting to see what she would do next. She turned her head sideways, and smiled. One of those "what are you going to do?" kind of smiles

Fully aware of the effect she was having on Bart and before he could say anything, she stood up very close to Bart. Her thighs were only inches from his face. Her tanned legs twitching ever so slightly, the strings on her bikini bottom showing signs of coming loose.

"Damn," !!!! Todd mumbled to himself, as the phone rang. He knew it would be his producers calling from the Coast and he needed to talk to them.

"Hello." No, this isn't Sara's Boutique. You have the wrong number.

Todd set the phone down. Just as he did, it rang again

"Oh No, Not Again". It wasn't another wrong number; it was the call he was expecting from the show's producers.

Todd knew the completion of the story of Bart & Marilyn would have to wait. Actually an inspiration hit as he was talking. He could use the phone interruptions for the story ending. He could show a frustrated writer backing away from his computer, answering the telephone.

The "show" and Todd's story was really for advertising, using lifelike computer-generated images. The producers wanted something for advertising that was short, but with high impact. Todd's story, simple and compact with a quick ending, had the possibility of attracting advertising for swimming pools, nail polish, swimwear, computers, and telephones. He got the go-ahead to submit it for production.


Oh No, Not Again!
mhartman (marysongs) (c) 2002
The move was sudden. My mister allowed only one suitcase apiece. In the dark of winter, amidst a howling storm, he and I, each with a child in tow, board the train. Destination, Los Angeles, California.

After we took up housekeeping in a furnished apartment on Sunset Strip in Hollywood, I set out outfitting the family with essentials, like dishes and pots, blankets and pillows; two pillows to be precise. One for the girls to share and the other for us, I thought. That evening, after tucking the kids in bed, I found our pillow securely tucked under my mister's head. Oh well, he works hard, I thought to myself and without complaint, slept... pillow free.

A few days and restless nights later, I bought me a pillow. However, that evening I found my new pillow under my four year-old daughter's head. She was just "borrowing" it until I went to bed, you understand. I didn't complain. After all, each of my darlings should have their own pillow.

When money became tight, owning my own pillow became the least of my worries. For a long spell, I used my wool coat rolled up and slipped into a pillow case. Having no bounce to the ounce, to speak of, I often woke up with a stiff neck. Still I didn't complain.

When finances could manage another pillow, I went to town and brought home a identical pillow to match all the other pillows. I figured it would eliminate disagreements, save on fights etc. Now, we all had a pillow and they were all the same. That evening each of my children had their curly heads on their own pillows. It made me feel good. Then snuggling down in my own bed...I lay flat. Where's my pillow? Dang! My mister had both of the pillows propping up his head. What the ....? Jeez! We'll talk about this tomorrow, I vowed.

"I need two pillows," he defended himself. " I can't sleep with just one."

"Ya been sleeping with just one," I said.

"And I've have a lousy sleep," he complained. "Buy a another damn pillow!" he snapped. "What's the problem?"

"I've bought four pillows," I shouted, "And I still don't have a pillow! That's the problem!"

"Then buy one," he answered, hunching his shoulders as much to say, `What's the big deal.'

That morning, I caught the mid-town bus, and heading directly to the department store, bought me a pillow of an unbelievable size. It was 3 pillows thick and 2 pillows long. It was so big it needed its own seat in the bus and didn't fit on my side of the bed, either. It flowed onto my mister's side of the bed, which he used to his advantage. Now, he could roll from pillow to pillow, leaving me on the edge of both bed and pillow. I felt frustrated inside. Would this pillow envy never end?

Next morning, more determined than ever, I bought another huge pillow which made our bed look ridiculous. That night, my mister never uttered a word about the unusual pillow supply. We each had one huge and one small pillow to rest upon. I felt wonderful. This was worth it. There I lay all propped up...propped up so high I could see my toes wiggle, so high that I couldn't breathe with my chin resting on my chest. I didn't care. This was my moment of glory.

Unfortunately, the time came when we on the run again. This time we'd travel by car. Oh good, I thought, I can bring the pillows. Sure enough, using our car, we packed it all in, including our new baby and our 100# German Shepherd. That evening at a rest stop, I used a bunch of pillows to level the back seat for the girls to bed down on. Then, comforting my husband and baby son, in the front seat, I placed a mat on the ground for our dog outside the car. I felt pleased with myself.

Everyone was comfy cozy... except me. Where was I to sleep? The back seat and front seat were stuffed with loved ones. All that was available was a spot alongside our dog with no fineries at all, and then he had the nerve to use my lap for his pillow.

The desert was cool, and as the black sky filled with diamonds, I felt sorry for myself. Nobody seemed to miss me and my arse was sore from the pebbled ground beneath the mat. I was cold and unhappy and wishing morning would rise sooner than usual when I heard a tap on the car window. It was my mister. "What the hell you doing out there?" he asked.

"Sunbathing," I answered. Stupid questions need stupid answers.

"Get in here," he demanded.

"Where? There's no room."

"We'll make room," he said, lifting the baby off the seat. "He can sleep between us." Then, laying the baby on the pillow between us, he stuffed his pillow against the windowpane and closed his eyes. All was at peace.

Except me. I was in the car, leaning against the window pane, crying.

"Now what?" he said.

"Oh no, not again," I sobbed loudly. "I don't have a pillow."


Mary, If you'd like I can post this to the writer's, cuz I know I am terribly late with it. Forgive me? Annie

Oh, Noooooo, Not Again

By Susieq March 31, 2002

It was one of those nights that often comes with spring; rain softly falling on the roof, thunder rumbling in the distance, a good book and a warm fire. I love watching nature awakening from her long winter nap. The first signs of life emerge from the soil. It's wonderful!Damn, my brain has frozen. I can't think what I was going to write…. Maybe a cup of coffee would help.

Going into the kitchen, I stand there. Now what was it I came for….was it to put something away (that I probably have left in the other room) or was I just going to turn out the light? Can't remember….oh, yeah a cup of coffee.

Back at my computer….oops, left coffee in the other room

Each year I wait with anticipation the coming of the first robin of spring. Today, I was treated to the sight of a pair of cardinals making their nest outside my window. Soon, the birdhouses in the backyard will be filled with young hatchlings.

"Ms. Albright, you missed your appointment with Dr. Baker yesterday. Would you like to make another?" It was the receptionist at my dentist's office. I went to the doctor's office yesterday at the appointed time, what is she talking about? My dentist appointment isn't until next week.

Checking my calendar, I realize that the puzzled look on the nurse's face yesterday was because I was a week early for my appointment. Why didn't she tell me? Oh, well, all's well that ends well. The doctor saw me.

Back at my computer, now where was I?

Last year I planted a new bed of tulips by the drive. They are starting to emerge. Time for my luncheon date.

My friend must think I am a complete idiot. Not only do I not know how I got to the restaurant, but I left my lights on AGAIN and she had to help jump start the car.

Back home, I wonder what I was doing before I went to lunch. All the lights are out, everything seems to be in its place, coffee is brewing…….oh yes, I was going to pay bills; no, that's not it.

Now I remember,It was a dark and stormy night……

Oh, No not again!

FAIRY TALES FOR THE YOUNG AT HEART

Jack and Jill, went up the hill. To fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper. Went to