Things you will not find on this site

Rabid Monkeys (They bite and I don't feel like being sewed or arrested for someones death
Vitamins For Penis Shrinkage (Come on now who really want to shrink there penis, I know I would like to make mine grow)
Childrens Alchoholic Beverages (Hey I tried but the federal government would not allow it and threatened to have me arrested)
Donkeys (They smell bad)
My Naked Body (Believe me you don't want to see it)
Anything That May Make The Slightest Bit Of Sense (This site is all about things not making sense)
Limburger Cheese (Smells worse then donkeys and tastes it too)
Cat Vomit Or Any Vomit For That Matter (Messy real messy real real messy real real real messy okay Okay OKAY DAMNIT !!!!!!!!)
Weebles (They never fall down NEVER WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD)
Things I Don't Like (It's my bloody site why would have things on it that I wouldn't like)
You (Thats right you the person visiting this site you will not find yourself on it you don't even look)
Coloured Images (No I'm not racist I'm talking about pictures I like black and white)
The Winning Lotto Numbers (THEY'RE MINE ALL MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM AAAAAHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA)
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NAC
TON
KNIHT
FO
YNA
GNIHT
ESLE
TA
SIHT
TNEMOM