Jess is starting a "Most Annoying Neomail Contest." Yeah. The name explains it all. It means exactly what you think it means. And it's the only time you don't have to worry about being annoying because thats why your here.:D All you have to do is send in the most annoying neomail possible to my side account so I won't get flooded on my main one:P
The rules are as follow:
- You have two weeks to send in your neomail here. Followed by a week for judging. This should be more than enough time.
- Only one mail per person please! Don't flood my inbox. Find a way of being annoying with out flooding, because we all hate that. If you do, you're kicked out of the contest, and I'll hate you forever, and thats the last thing you'll ever want.^^
- Make sure that you make the subject of your neomail "Most Annoying Neomail Contest," or else I wouldn't know what your talking about.
- No swearing, profanity or anything that'll get your account frozen. You know the chat rules. Remember, Theneopetsteam is always watching.
- You can go ahead and throw weird insults at me (with out swearing), if you want to. You needn't worry about me. I find this mail highly amusing, and quite entertaining to read. I won't be offended or upset. :D
- Up to three winners will be selected, each winning a different prize.
- You have 1200 characters to annoy me with, anything longer than that, neo won't allow you to send, alright?
- You have to be part of SOTS, simple eh?
- Follow all the rules, or I'll hunt you down and eat you.
Minor Note: You'll only get a reply from your mail if you won, telling you where to collect your prize. The winners will also be displayed here. Plus, Emmy and I will be da judge.
Ooooo prizes :D
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1st Place - A *WHITE* Gallion Petpet (worth 200k+)
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2nd Place - A Faerie/Codestone Combo & a BD item
- 3rd Place - Another Faerie/Codestone combo
Send your neomail to me here.
First place -- billypp12 who sent:
J00 D0N'T fRighT3N m3, $hoyRU P1G-DO95! 9o @Nd BO1L j00R b0t+0M, $0N5 0PH 4 5ilLy p3R50N. I BLOW MY N0$e @T Y0u, $o-c4LLed Je55I3ChEN6770, J00 anD 4LL J00r $1lLy 5o+$ k-nnnnn19ge+5. +hPPPPp+! +HpPt! thPpt! I DoN'+ W4NN4 t4LK T0 J00 nO m0rE, J00 EmPTY hE4DED @NIm4l Ph0Od +RoU9h wIp3R! 1 ph@r+ 1N j00r G3N3R4l D1R3cT10N! J00R MO+hER wa5 4 h@M$+eR aNd J00r pH@tHEr $M3L+ OF ELD3Rb3Rr13$! N0w, g0 4W4y, oR 1 SH@Ll +4unT J00 a $3C0Nd +Ime-@!
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Second Place -- braintreesplinter who sent:
Am i annoying
huh am i
U shorty ur so short look like a 1st grader
hahahahahaha shorty,shorty,shorty
different names 4 jessie
hessie,messie,lessie,ressie,gessie,fessie,dessie,
kessie,sessie,hessie,ressie,qessie, etc.
Why buy a Jessie anywhere else
Buying explosives: $0.50 + fake id= $50
Buying Strings:$1.00
Buying matches:$2.00
Tying Jessie up:Priceless
Attacting explosives to Jessie : Priceless
Lighting explosives attacted to Jessie:Priceless
Jessie Dead: Priceless
Bringing Jessie to hospital: no need, she's dead
:) :) :)
ur a nerd, nerdy,nerdy,nerdy a duhhhhhhhhhhhhh
7 days was up
ur a ghost or a robot or the computer itself
which 1 r u
huh tell me
tell me now
I want 2 know now
I going 2 call the cops
I know u live in West Seattle
SO Do I
This should be annoying enough
the end
wait
time 4 the death song
joy 2 death
Jessie is dead
She die from explosives
la la la
It so funny I can't stop laughing
I bought some stuff
Then I tied her up with an explosive
I lighted it up with a match
and boom
she goes
THE END
Brain, collect your prize here.
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Third Place -- darkdraconis who sent:
Please type your message in here
Omg omg omg! U r teh ult1m4t3 l33t m4st4 0f ub3r l33tn3ss sk1llz0rs!!!!11!1!1!!1!1!!!11!!!
u r teh suk! 1 0wnz j00! lololol!!!111!1!1!!!111!1!!1!!1!!!1!1!!
|_1k3 0||3 +1|/|3 4+ |34|||) C4|/|p 1 +0+4lly r0x0rd j00 |30x0rzz!!!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!11!!1!!!!
l1k3 t0t4lly s3nd th1s t0 20000000000000 uz0rz 4nd j00 g3tza b4by p41||tbrush!!!! omgomgomgomg!! t1hs r3ally w0rkz!11!11!!1!!!!1!!!!
S3nd m3 m0n3y n0w! Lololololol!!1!1!!1!1!1!!11!!
I >>>>>>> j00!!!1!111!1!!!111!!111111!
Dark, collect your prize here.
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Haha, congratulations!
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