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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
Starkle starkle little twink, BOONTON, NJ - From the bar where drinking is considered a sport, comes a
true
story from Johnny's Tavern at 300 Boonton Ave, Boonton, NJ....
Recently a routine Boonton police patrol parked outside the tavern at
1:00am
late on a Friday Night. The officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man tumbled around the parking
lot
for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed
an
eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his
car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of
other
patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine
dry
night), flicked the indicators on and off, tooted the horn and then
switched
on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a
little
and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left
in
their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive
slowly down the road.
The Boonton police officer, having patiently waited
all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask
you
to accompany me to the Police station, this breathalyzer equipment must be
broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy,
long
live the BOONTON DRINKERS!"
I can balance the checkbook,
Mrs Ferrara comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with a female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's
roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Momma. | |
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