There was a time in video game history when bad guys scared the crap out of you because you KNEW you were going to get an ass-kicking. That time was 1989 and that game was Megaman II and that bad guy was Metal Man. He could shoot metal blades! That attacks is a hell of a lot badder than the bosses you see in today's video games:
Fighting Games: Oops, the bad guy got to that mindless button sequence before you did...
Sports: They repackage the same game, update a few stats and call it a new game...
Newer Mega Man Games: All they do is shoot lasers. Big freakin whoop, so can Mega Man. Laser disintegrates, resulting in a quick and painless death. If you get cut with a chainsaw, it's slow and agoninzing.
That's the problem with Bad Guys today. They give the hero time to react. Like in James Bond, or Austin Powers, they could skip the sap story and nail 'em a well placed bullet. But apparently, the movie would be over to quickly, resulting in another 30 minutes of crap.
But I digress. Metal Man can kick anybody's ass. You name 'em, he'll beat 'em. Examples-
Goku (Dragon Ball Z): Easy, while he's charging up his dumbass Kamehahmeha Wave, Metal Man will be like all "Screw this you gay dumbass" and throw a nice, well placed saw right at his waist.
Majin Buu (DBZ): From what my little brother tells me, he's made of bubble gum and taffy. Metal Man, not being a flaming retard like Gokuy and the flaming homo Vegeta, He'd either eat him or throw a saw at him and Buu would get stuck in the blades.
Neo (The Matrix): Metal Man- "Show me any emotion or not act like a tree and I won't chop you in half"
Keanu Reeves- "Aw, crap. Ah well, I've had a good run. Chop away!"
In conclusion, Metal Man kicks ass. E-mail me at DtotheG88@netscape.net with people who you think can just try and beat Metal Man.
so-called bad guys went up against Metal Man and got OWNED!!!
