My Haikus
"Shut up," says Bill O'
My article crit-
I'm Muslim. I love
I'm an atheist.
"Drug users should be
Oh Canada. Land
Ten democratic
"Are you, or have you
House committee on
Howard Dean hitches
I would kick the a-
Yankees lose world
You can't argue with
World series: Mar-
In the batters box
Reilly. I hate that. It harms
my freedom of speech.
icized Bush. It's hot here in
Guantanamo Bay.
being profiled. Inter-
ogation is fun
Please stop trying to convert
me. Leave me alone.
jailed," said Rush Limbaugh. Talk a-
bout hypocricy.
of snow and healthcare. What a
paradise you are.
presidential candidates.
All better than Bush.
been a member of the com-
munist party?
unamerican acti-
vities. Bunch of assholes
ride on back of moving truck.
Stupid, or funny?
sses of racists, but they pro-
bably have shotguns.
series. Its a stick in the
eye of Stienbrenner.
a haiku. It's the best form
of poetry, eh?
lins and Yankees. It could have
been Red sox and Cubs.
Joe McEwing hops. So won-
derfully annoying.
