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| General Information What is the Anti Banana Society? What exactly do you do? Who is in this 'society'? Is it legal? Can I become a member? Does this have anything to do with Linux? WTF is a Hirogen? So, the Hirogen are evil? Do you like the hirogen? How can we learn from the Hirogen? Other Information Links Knowledge Supporting The ABS Misc
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The Anti-Banana Society (ABS) is a new subdivision of the United Nations, designed to 'purify' the world of all Bananas. It combines all the world's resources, outstanding technological superiority, and military forces to rid the world of what has become a very serious threat to the survival of humanity and our freedom. The ABS is a completely new Society, send by the United Nations, to rid the world of the bananas - forever. And when I say bananas, I don't mean B1 and B2 - I mean the real things. Those yellow slimy thingys you pay for... yes PAY for, and then take home. People don't realize how serious this problem is. Sure, bananas LOOK and SOUND nice - but they're not. The situation is getting out of hand. It's a problem just waiting to happen. We would like to invite you to learn more about the
ABS.. Updates (25 April):Story of how the banana became the enemy.Updates (12 January):Banana militia leaders announced.Updates (8 January):Geoff Number 1, Patron Saint.Updates (14 December):Activities to woo kids over
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