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Beat Jabu Jabu in 38 easy steps!!!!!

Written by : Owner of Dave’s Zelda Site Created 6/21/01

1. Go past two octopuses and aim at the little white thing on the roof with the slingshot to open the webbed door.

2. Walk past the jellyfish and go to the door and open it. Warning: Don’t fall off the ledge.

3. You should find yourself in a large room with holes in it. Then, go to the right a little and you’ll see a body shaped figure standing there. That’s princess Ruto, Talk to her.

4. After talking to her, the stupid bitch fell into the hole. Go down too. Then talk to her. Talk to her again to convince her to come with you. Then you have to pick her up and then take her through the hallway, which is to your right. Warning: Don’t jump off the cliff.

5. After going to the hallway, you will find yourself in a room that has a small ditch that has some water in it. Go down into it. Then throw Ruto to the opposite side of the ditch. Then step on the switch. The water will rise. Climb to the side where you threw Ruto. Pick her up. Tip: The water doesn’t stay up to long so hurry up.

6. Head to the hallway with all of the bubbles in it.

7. Open the door by hitting the white thing on the ceiling with the slingshot.

8. You’ll find an octopus inn front of you and a lot of water. Dodge the octopus crap or kill it by bouncing its crap back at him. Wait till a small floating pad comes down. Go onto it with Ruto still on your head. While going up, you’ll see a ledge. Jump onto it. That’s the same ledge that was described in step 2. Go back to the big room.

9. Go to the other door on the other side of the room. Tip: Don’t fall back into the holes unless told to. It’s a pain in the ass to get back up.

10. You’ll find yourself in a hallway that goes three different ways. Shown below

11. Head towards room 1. The switch needs to be held by weight so put Ruto on it and head into the door.

12. You have to kill these things. Just Z-Target, and hit them with your slingshot twice. After defeating all of them, you’ll get the boomerang.

13. Go back to the big room, and you’ll find Ruto. Where you originally saw here, she’ll be there. “How inconsiderate! How could you leave me behind ?! If you’re a man, act like one! Take responsibility” says Ruto. Link to himself ”F*#k you, heavy bitch, you’re lucky enough I’m helping you. Go on a goddamn diet, stupid shit. You’re gonna hurt my damn back.”

14. Go back to the three-way hallway. Go left heading to doors 2 and 3.

15. You’ll see a spinning thing blocking door 3. Door 2 has a switch in front of it and webbing. Put Ruto on the switch and head into door 2.

16. And what’s behind door number 2. A “Parasitic Tentacle!” It’s your lucky day! Use your newly acquired boomerang and Z-Targeting to hit it. The first time, it just hangs there. The rest of the times, you have to lure it down by getting really close to it and throw the boomerang. Repeat this three more times. Watch out! This thing fights back. If you see it swing back, RUN

17. After beating it, you get a map.

18. Then get out, and you’ll see Ruto standing there. She complains again. Pick her up, and head to door 3. There used to be a spinning thing, but not anymore. Go into the room with Ruto.

19. Pop all of the bubbles. You only get 40 seconds Tip: Use your body for popping most of the bubbles. Then use your boomerang to destroy the last couple or just run into them. Whatever floats your boat.

20. You get the compass. Pick up Ruto and walk out of the room.

21. Head towards room 4.

22. Another “parasitic testicle” I mean “tentacle” Do the same thing described like in step 16.

23. “What, no treasure?!” you say. Nope. But head to room 5, isn’t there something missing, like a spinning thing. Go into room 5.

24. Yup. Another tentacle. But with jelly fish around it. Take out the jellyfish first. Then kill the tentacle, which is explained in step 16.

25. ”No treasure for you!”-Mr.Miyamoto. Actually go back to the big room. If you even noticed, there was once a green spinning thing. Go into that hole with Ruto on your head. If you don’t remember, it’s the first hole to the right. You’ll land on a ledge.

26. On the ledge, go into the small hallway. Do not fall off the ledge.

27. Listen to her. Throw her on the platform. Yes, I’ve already tried to many times. You can’t jump onto the platform. Even with the back flip. As soon as you throw her on the platform, GET READY!

28. Big Octopus- noun – 1. Pain in the ass 2. Stupid mini boss. 3. Easy to beat. ex.- Use your boomerang to stun the bastard. He’ll turn purple. Then he’ll spin around like a fool. Tip: USE Z-Targeting!!! If he starts charging at you, just stun him again with the boomerang. If he turns around stun him quick and stab him in the bright green spot. Repeat 3 more times and you’ll kill this guy. Don’t touch the spikes though!

29. After defeating him, go on the platform. It’ll go up. Then go into that hallway.

30. In the next room you’ll see two red things (they kind of look like tongues). They wiggle when you’re near them. Stun them by using the boomerang. They’re only stunned for 10 seconds each time you hit them. Stun the first one, jump on it, turn to the second one, stun it, jump on it, and jump to safety. You stun them with the boomerang. Tip: Kill the stupid octopus. It could knock you off.

31. In the new room, you’ll see a little walkway. Go to it. Then jump to the ledge on the side. It’ll go down. You probably ask, “where the hell am I?” You’re in the room that I explained about in step 2 and step 8.

32. The door that you want to go into has webbing on it and there’s a switch in front, but it needs weight. What to do, what to do. Oh YEAH!!!!! The wooden boxes. Put one wooden on the switch and throw the other one somewhere.

33. Enter the room. Kill all of the jellyfish. Then climb up the vines. You’ll see a white switch. However, there is some webbing in the way, and the webbing is rock solid. To hit the switch with the boomerang, be about 2-3 steps behind the webbing. And one step to the right or to the left. As long as you are not perpendicular to the switch, it’s all right. When you hit it, you’ll see the webbing come off a door. Go to that door.

34. Who’s this. The Boss. “Bioelectric Anemone Barinade” Remember seeing those three things attached to the ceiling, take ‘em out with your boomerang. Watch out for electric shocks.

35. After destroying those three things, run to the wall. Keep your Z-Target on Barinade. Watch out for those flying electric discs. When those discs stop rotating, use your boomerang a Z-Targeting and quickly destroy as many as you can. This might take more than one try.

36. After destroying those discs, he takes out a spare. Do the same thing. But be cautious because he still tries to zap you.

37. Destroying these pairs of discs will make him fly up in the air. Chase him, hit him with your boomerang. When he is down, chop and stab at him. When his body sinks into the ground, he’ll try to zap you. Just run around in circles around him and he won’t hit you. Then he’ll fly up into the air trying to zap you at the same time. Hit him with the boomerang and then chop him up. Use the Jumping sword attack, its much more powerful. Keep on doing this routine until he dies.

38. Go into the light thing and get your heart piece, you’ve just defeated one of the coolest bosses in the game.