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The Treefort

Upcoming (cool) Events

Staff Development Day (Dec. 7th)
The Pajama Game (Dec. 8th, 9th)*
Erica's Birthday (Dec. 16th)
Chanukah (Dec. 21st)
Christmas (If you don't know, you deserve to be e-slapped)
Treefort Updates! (pff...right...)

*WARNING: may not be cool

Well, Flynn has been kind enough to remind me it's time for an update. Apparently, this site will be categorized as "worse than the high" if it is not updated every few days. I have to wonder at Flynn's sanity...I mean, I know what kind of crap I put on this page. Why he would want to propegate the creation of more random crap on the internet is beyond me...but all hail the wishes of King Mog55.

And now that yearbook quotes are already in:

It has come to my attention that Roger has issues with The Treefort, which he has addressed on his own (gay) site. While these issues don't even come close to the severity of Stu's "problems," they will be addressed anyway:

Erica's site is "The Treefort", which is really dangerous..you can like, fall and really hurt yourself, ironically from a fort, a place known for protection. Anyway, here are some problems with the site:

1. Giving "us" Canadians a bad name. Pff, she makes it sound like it's a bad thing.

ok, 1st off, I never made any negative connotation about Canadians. I'm the Jewish Irish Canadian*, and my favorite band is Barenaked Ladies. Why would I diss Canada? If anyone's dissing Canada, it's TheSpark.com:

"Names are important; they help distinguish people like Jesus and Santa from people like Hitler and Canadians."

That's from their new Christmas Test. Click the link and figure out the perfect cheap-o gift for your friend, sibling, other.

2ndly, let me give a language lesson: "treefort" is Candadian for "treehouse." So had I named this site "The Treehouse" or something dorky like that, Roger would not have made an issue of it. Obviously Roger is prejudiced against Canadian speech (you're Canadian, you sick bastard! How dare you!)

2.Improper grammar, just utter utter confusion..in just one line! Wait..ok, it's not bad grammar when seeing the context it was in..but i still don't get it. A 2? A 2! That's unpossible. A zero is a zero. And nobody gets the joke..although sometimes jokes that only one person gets are the funniest ones. Some of my headlines are designed so one or two people get it...although sometimes it's so much of an iside joke, I'm the only one that gets it.

yes, Roger, we know. I'll admit I do include some private jokes on this page (Jewish Irish Canadian, 2am), but those who get them laugh, and those who don't...are Roger. Anyway, apparently nobody that actually read what I wrote had a problem with my grammar, so the complaint will be overruled. See, this is why some people aren't retaking the SATII writing test today :)

3.The disclaimer. Now, there has to be astory behind that...yet, pff, there isn't. And I had the "opportunity" to IM with Erica after 2 (hey, there's that number/letter again), and she didn't seem that hammered, er, out of it. I dunno.

Dude, what was I just saying about private jokes? For your information, there happens to be some very incriminating evidence that I am a completely different person after 2am. Overtired = complete inhibition.NOTE TO SELF: Destroy incriminating evidence

4. Being an asshole to the winter. That is no way to treat the person that brings us snow.

Roger, which "person" brings you snow? You know you're not supposed to accept anything from strangers...especially snow. Now go to Guam and sit snowless until you learn.

*I'm not Irish or Canadian. I'm just pale-skinned and talk funny...and whistle through my teeth and scrunch my nose...wow, I'm an international freakshow...

Shari is thinking of giving up her website. I guess all the competition from legible, Shack-linking sites has gotten to her. DON'T BE A WIMP! Keep the site up! It has coolness potential :)

For Shakespearean Lit, Ms. Danaher divided us into groups and expects each group to re-create an assigned act of Richard II, which is what we have been reading for some ungodly long period of time. I'm in the group doing Act I, along with five other pple, and after careful, five-minute long diliberation, Wendy Lew and I have decided to take charge of the group and turn the act into a musical. It'll be brilliant. Our act has the makings of a classic: accusations, alterior motives, theft, banishment, revenge, dueling...everything near, and dear, to our hearts. And now, thanks to me and Wendy, music! Quick, somebody teach me how to play the guitar that's been sitting in my room...

Older Stuff That I'm Unable To Archive Due To The Fact That I Have Yet To Figure Out How To Use Angelfire...

Ok, now Shari has a website too. It's official...we're all pathetic web geeks :oP Shari's site, however, will not earn a link on The Treefort until she puts a link to The Shack on her site. And her site doesn't even have a real name...I guess that's another thing to add, eh Shari? (Yes, I'm being Canadian...)

SOON TO COME (but don't hold your breath):

Teacher quotes*
Updates

*would come faster if teachers were funnier, less intelligent

All-state is the most wonderful event on the planet. Not only does it allow NY's finest musicians and vocalists a chance to showcase their talents to an audience, but it also allows Dr. Wheeler to be absent for three days. This would have been an even happier occurance if Frankenstein (aka Mr. Tomasaitis), Wheeler's boring, wimpy assistant weren't left in charge of leading the band. Luckily, I was able to fake a guidance meeting 2 days in a row and completely skip band altogether. So what did I do w/ my free pd? ORNA'S CLASS! Yes, I went to class, if you can even call it that...Orna is a very interesting phenomenon. While in his class I witnessed the following:

Danny Jaye the plastic figurine subject to repeated death by bungee jump
Orna accept bribes of candy, gum in exchange for higher grades
Matt's grade become a 2
Chickens become the topic of conversation. (This is supposed to be oceanography)

The result of my findings: More goes on in Orna's "class" than in band. It's scary, really. I'd rather go to Orna than band every day, but then I'd never finish my crosswords...oh yeah, and I'd fail band.

Facts about Charley Feng:

he does not have a band
he does not have a website for his nonexistent band
everyone wants to play ping-pong w/ him...because he always loses
he's now "Mr. Yoon," object of English teacher Ms. Yoon's affection (my condolences, Charley)

See, this is what they want me to write: "Thank you for visiting my page at Angelfire. Please come back and visit again!"

So right off the bat that's crap. Here's the real deal: "Whatever person, demon, entity, deity, mistaken link, lapse of sanity brought you to this site...I'm sorry."

*DISCLAIMER* This site was constructed at 1:41am. Erica is not responsible for anything she says after 2am, as some of you may already know. In the event that any material on this site is written after said hour...run. Just run.

IS MY MENTAL HEALTH SOME SICK GAME TO YOU?!

"Park enforcer"..."Noncompliance w/ the sign" my arse. How about "Inability to see sign due to poor lighting and lack of intelligent sign size and placement."
Puerto Rican girl w/ the weird ugly shirt: stop taking your 15 illegitimate children to public parks if you don't like what the public is doing.
Program office: 1st you say a course is open next term, then you say it isn't. Can you plese make up you mind before I spend 10 mins on the Stuy site trying to register for a course I can't take? And stop scheduling me for 2 french classes! I'm not even happy about taking the one I have!
Georgetown application: What it's basically saying is, "We're the dream school you only wish you could get into. What the hell makes you so special?" and then I have to write 2 essays and 2 short answers that make me look like an egotistical freak. (usually i'm just a freak)
Winter: STOP BEING SO FRIGGIN COLD ALREADY! WE GET THE POINT! Either bring on the snow, or get out.

Ok, that's all I can think of to put up here right now. Maybe when I can once again fit two coherent sentences together I'll add more...(maybe I will, and maybe I WILL)(ok, I promise I won't use that anymore. Really.)

NOTE: This webpage has capital letters thanks to Matt Waldron*

*e.e. cummings has just been spotted rampaging towards Matt's apartment.

Sites People Have Spent Much More Time On (And It Shows)

The High...Roger's personal journal
The Shack...now pimp-free
Moogleville...where it's Flynnsgiving every day
Brian Mangan 2000 headquarters...even though Stuy Survivor is, like, so 10 minutes ago
Must...plug...favorite...band!
Angelfire - the place where crap like this is allowed on the web

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