"Elementary my deer wapson..."
"Si...tuation"
"Mat...ematics"
"I have a cozin dat is king of mayorka"
"Try...Yangle"
"ALL gebra"
"Sadistics"
"Johnmetry"
"estrategy"
"Lawers are important in a society"
"You are all now Mr. and Mrs. Wapson"
"I am planning to buy an apartment in de north pole"
"We must intake dem"
"Dat bell was wrong"
"De sign of vader!" (The sine of theta)
"De year in France there were mouseketeers" (Musketeers)
"lets play gay here" (lets play game here)
"Mr. Cello Homes" (Sherlock Holmes)
"The problems you are going to get...some of dem are orangutans!" (Horrendous)
"I am giving you sure cocks to be fast!" (Shortcuts)
"Another beer message"
"Denomi...nader"
"Dere is no bafroom in MY...classssssss"
"I am like a gypsy"
"I am like a human radar"
"Make sure you sign your name...Otherise they think you are POACHER, and you hunt elephant for der EYEvory"
"You are legally able to use de CO...funption relationship"
"We are in Germany in de 20's, you get 2000 points for hyperinflation"
"We cannot forget BARBERISM"
"Come aboard de maff train" (The math train)
"Pro-What?.....Blem"
"If you pluck in"
"I say Bow tow dem!"
"If you dont learn doze values by tomorrow, we going to spend de whole class singing dem!"
"If you goto my country, my cozin is president of museum there"
"I am work alcoholic"
"For de one who like to sit in Siberia"
"Someties you are in Siberia"
"You remind me of being a chimpanee in Paris"
"But if you don't respont, I am hell...HELL!"
"I did work in de fall time in vankerset, off"
"I was never...ever...absent for 17 years in college. Dat is telling you dat whoever doesnt come to class is getting hell out of me...HELL!"
"In Spain we have dat spirit, we despise those who fail"
"Go before we have to call doctor barksroh from French literature"
"Vest service in town"
"Nume....rator"
"Orisontal line"
"I love (problem number)21 because airplanes are on de news"
"I love (#)33 for historical purposes"
"I take a picture of you, you are all mummies, I take picture of you and I sell you to my friend in de museum or art, I say I have 20 mummies and I sell you all for 2 million dollars"
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