HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Okay...note to self....NEVER....play Etiernal Darkness at night. Oh man.....I just finished doing one thing in the game....(black on black for those who don't want to know anything about this game, highlight to read)

(you "read a chapter" meaning you play through a part of the "history" of the story and then end up in the same part of the main mansion every time), and I had just gotten the thing that let me fix the key to the second floor of the house. So I went looking around, and everything so far was okay in the game, and then I walk in....::shudder::...and the camera suddenly jumped five feet into the room...more....again....like a intentionally choppy zoom in.....and HOLY SHIT THAT'S MY CHARACTER DEAD IN A POOL OF BLOOD IN THE BATH TUB! complete with the piano "BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!" as it did it...and so fast you only saw it for a second and damn I still can't sleep because of that one. Even had a scream....fuck man, that wasn't cool cause I can't slep now. More revealing rant follows. That's what's weird....the "levels" are normal. Nothing horrible is going on in them. its standard "wander around, find a zombie, hack hack hack." It's only the mansion that's freakin me out. When the heck an I going to see a Zombie in it? I hear phones ringing, doors being knocked on, and it fucking driving me nuts here! GOOD WORK PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS GAME! :) Also, on another note....since crazy shit happens in this game as you lose sanity, one thing that can happen when it gets really low....a blue screen of death. good night everybody (cocks shot gun).

One Person Will Get This

And since I don't remember his email, this is the best way to get the message to him. ou'd think I'd know it by now too...

Dude! I was on Got Hunted today, and I say Distraction! That rocked!

Prez snipings, 1
Normal snipings, about 20 or 21
Crobaring the prez....priceless....or 8 times, whatever. The best part was when I did it to a new prez who thought he was all that cause theold prez sucked. "HOW DID YOU GET PAST MY MEN!?" Stupid bg roof campers :). EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM DID IT! Easy sewer/vent infiltration (and once mail road :) ).

Okay, I'm done posting to Mike about TFC.

20 Freshmen And They're All Mine!

I got my lab assignment, finally. Apparently I'm teaching secion 48 on Thursdays. This is bad in that I have to do it after taking 3 classes myself and I have no lunch break...but good in that I get $$$!

Of course, there's another assumption in there. The email claims my class is from 12AM to 1:50 AM. Not that I'd be asleep then, but ya know.

Like Oral Sex With Robin Williams' Arm, But Better!

Sunday was cool...even though I was 3 or 4 hours late. There was a gathering of Stuy folk I haven't seen the likes of since Thanksgiving! THere were also some ghetto card games being played there that were in French or something, and we all learned later that the French suck.

And by later, I mean when 12 of us crashed Riccio's place to watch some Robin Williams HBO special. The man was crazy and random, but one of the most notable things he said involved a Gorilla he said was "grabbing my tits. And then my balls drop down and say 'Oh, someone wants to play, shall we move on to phase 2?' and I said 'NO! DO NOT GO TO PHASE TWO!'" That of course ended with hot gorilla sex.

That, and when he said "Girls, when we do tht does it look like this?" and proceeded to perform oral sex on the inside of his elbow.

And on that note, I smell bad and must shower. Bye everybody!

(insert your favorite "What the fuck?" sound byte here)

And so the National League did not win...but neither did the American League. The people are pissed!

A short summary of my thoughts: I don't mind a tie all that much, I mean, now everyone on the field can go home and be like "We all rocked so much, they called it before the universe exploded or something." On the other hand, they could have finished!

People go on about putting people into the game like water, and you know, screw those guys. If you go to the All-Star game instead of spending the break at home and you don't get to play, that really really sucks. Another idea is unlimited subs. That's like saying "Let's have all defensive guys out there and all DHs batting." Some say expand the roster....they should do that too, but not for this.

All they need is one rule saying that every 9 innings, you get a fresh bench. I say every 9 just in case one day they actually play All-Star baseball and reach the 19th inning. But think. If they had that, Schilling could have come in for the 12th, or Bonds, or somebody. It would be cool if both sides had to resort to possition players to pitch.

Anyway, onto highlights...

In the first inning, something kind of like this happened, and by kinda, I mean don't think they actually said what I said they said.

Also getting a most pleasing hit was Mr. Soriano, the sole second baseman out of the AL. He had an error in the game besides the homer, proving everyone in the AL must really suck.

Also with an RBI ground out and a pass ball was Mike Piazza.

And so, the game ended in a tie. For the record, I have the game on tape, so if you want to watch it, I've got it.

Also to be said. Shari told me when I dropped her off and I told her not to say anything that Kim was pitching in the top of the 7th. Sounds innocent enough, right? Well, Kim didn't start the inning. Still, maybe he was put in later to get him into the game, right? Well, Remlinger pulled a hammy or something but stayed in. Nobody with a good pitcher ready leaves an injured man in. Thus, the suprise of the AL's rally was ruined.

Well, it's 4AM. Night/morning, whatever it is.

And so the Emperor said...

You May Be King, But First You Must Best Me In A Best Of Ten Competition

Above, Left to Right: King Sosa, Emperor Bonds, and Grand High King Gonzo The Great Amazing & All powerful

Just a reminder, Home Run Derby on ESPN at 8
"And don't forget to watch the ESPYs hosted by Samuel L Jackson on Wednesday! It's cool cause it's in Hollywood and Celebrities are involved! Watch them! If ESPN shows 500 commercials for it daily it can't be bad! Can't remember?! Don't worry! They'll be another 600 ads during the derby! WATCH THEM WATCH THEM WATCH THEM! JACKSON WILL BE WEARING A YELLOW SUIT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! YELLOW!"

Keep an eye open for an especially bad bootleg comic type thing to go up Tuesday.

Wait, Shari Has An Extended Family?

So on the fourth I finally met the majority of Shari's non-immediate family. After the weekend, a few thigns can be said about them...

Her cousin Doug can't hit shit! I was blowing it by him and I can't pitch. That game ended up 1-0, with me pitching the complete (6 innings) game shut out. Our only run came on a bases loaded walk.

They have ghetto stick ball strike zone rules. They have a box painted on the wall, which is standard and such, but man, you have to draw a line somewhere with the box...pun not intended. If the pitch is over your head, I don't care how many boxes it hits, its a ball. It got the the point where I ducked my head out of the way of a pitch, it curved into the box and a strike was called! Those were the easy ones to resolve though...a ball that hits your head when you're standing upright can't possibly be a strike.

Also of note...Friday the 5th (we stayed 3 days and 2 nights) we had leftover hot dogs. I think that sets a new low for dinners. Especially since only the people without cars had to eat that. Wow they suck there.

And oh yeah, they like beer and alchohol, but then again, who the heck doesn't!

All in all, it's good to be back. Now to convince my sister and mom Lauren can survive at this anime convention without me so that I can go to Boston to kick some ass in baseball.

Sigh

I hate it when parents leave you with no way of going anywhere dispite knowing you have places to go and people to see.

Things Heard On The Radio And In The News Are Not Always True

If you thought I had something deep and insightful to say after that, I mock you! HAH! Right Now maybe 2 people get that. Moving on...

So yeah. It's Wednesday. I should probably point out that I won't be home again until Sunday after tonight. I'm off to the wide world of upstate New York where most of Shari's family will be for the 4th of July. You know, I never met anyone outside her imidiate family except her grandmother once and a relative with a dog a couple of times....and both times involved the dog more than her. Fortunately, I hear there are guy cousins around the age of 19 who like baseball, so all should be well up there.

This all brings me to the topic of....

RECENT HAPPENINGS

Well, the most recent interesting day is....Saturday. So without further adou, and with even more bad spelling, I give you Saturday.

So yeah, the moral of the story is, people are dumb. Good night everybody!

Doesn't She Have Her Own Page?

Since Shari was too lazy to put it on her page, here is Shari's survey thing.

Also done at Shari's house last night, the watching of much skinemax. It was okay, there was this one hot chick, but there was this one not hot chick, so they kinda canceled each other out so it was meh.

And on that note, I wish you all a good day.

Crazy Survey Thing From Erica's Journal

Here

Thus the main page was not cluttered...

SPORTS REPORT Mets climb into 3rd place. w00t. Bonds watch: 26 Most pleasing hits ( +1 in All Star Game)