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Stuff That's Going On:

  • Debt list: I owe the Government $20,000, TINO $10
  • Urge to kill...rising...falling
  • QUOTE OF THE DAY

    April 23, 2002: "That's a biiig man." - Jeramia, on MOOOOOOOO Vaugn.

    April 30, 2002: "Dude, you need to become an alchoholic" - Someone in the hall near the store to someone else in the hall near the whore...err, store

    May 4, 2002: "OH MY GOD, HE'S MASTURBATING!" - CrAzY Andrew, on someone else. I door slam was heard somewhere in there too.

    May 8, 2002: "The foundation of power was so lop-sided that all you really needed was a little guy with boots and a mustache to kick the door down and BOOM! the whole thing collapses." - My history teacher, in his ranting voice, on the atrociousness of the WW1 peace settlement.

    May 19, 2002: "Come on, hall wiffle ball is the greatest sport ever!" - Mitch. Gotta love the college drunks.

    May 20, 2002: "Well, I took care of 2 things at once. Took a piss, called my mom." - Mike, entering the room holding a phone. Note to self: Don't use that phone

    May 22, 2002: "Now it may look like a long shot, but Rey Ordonez is the tying run at the plate, and he has homered in this building" - Howie Rose, either becoming desparate or speaking of just how pitiful Ordonez is, I'm not sure.
    The Archives

    DAYS LEFT UNTIL X-MAS

    DAYS LEFT UNTIL IT'S 5 YEARS AFTER MY MOM SAID "IN 5 YEARS" IN RESPONSE TO "CAN I TAKE THE CAR TO THE GAME AND TAILGATE?" BE THERE!

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    Memorial Day...A Day To...Well...Remember

    Memorial Day was fun. It consisted mostly of attending a Met game. If anyone watchd the game and heard one lone idiot in the upper deck yelling like crazy for the entire bottom of the ninth, the only man in the stadium cheering on the mets vocally with the team down with 2 outs....that was me. Dispite

    MO POWER,

    they still lost though :(.

    After that game it was back to my house for food, and then giving Shari, the only other person to attend the game with me, a ride home. In conclusion, Mr. Cab is MO than MO PLEASED...I think...yeah, he is*...

    * This statement is only valid if such a thing as "MO than MO PLEASED" truly does exist.


    Finally, Mr. Cab, HAS COME BACK, To New...York...City

    Huzza! I'm back! Shit! Dialing up AOL is slow and AOL sucks! Damn it, my rooms a mess! Hey, my sister has Final Fantasy 10! ROCK! I'll definitely be at Shea Wednesday night! If I don't get to see anyone before then, see you there...or call me...or something! Yeah! Home!

    On another note, last night my mom wasn't feeling well, leaving myself and my father to go out and get dinner. Would you believe for the first time I can remember we went out and had a decent time and didn't once start yelling at eachother? Damn.


    Mr. Cab Takes Finals For A Ride

    I hope

    Comp Sci, as I may have written below on Monday (I forget), was a cake walk. Physics....it took the whole 2 hours. With 40 minutes left, I had done 4/5 problems, and looked at the 5th and said "Okay buddy....it's just you and me now for 40 minutes." It drove me to that point....but 30 minutes later, I was able to slam my pen down in triumph.

    Calculus had a different twist on the final. The questions were all reasonable, albiet tricky. The problem arose in the fact I had chills...real chills...running down my spine. "Okay, next problem....it's cold...natural log of....why is it so cold damn it!.." was a running theme of the test. After it was over I just came back here and colapsed for half of the remainder of the day.

    Well, that all leaves me with today to pack and tomorrow to leave. Hey, I GET TO EAT DECENT FOOD TONIGHT! Yay mom with a car and an appetite. Oh well. Soon I'll be gone from the hellish local known as Rochester, NY.

    There's a good chance I won't update until I get home (in 2 days), so oh well. Read people's journals, they have good things to say. Read Thwack, the final sprite-tastic episodes! Yeah...that all said, I need to take care of something...talk to you later guys!...(runs to bathroom).


    OUTSTANDING!!!

    I have an A in history and I got a 72 on my Comp Sci project, which I never got around to testing due to emotional distress. w00t!

    ALSO IN THE NEWS: Granger has remembered he has a live journal.

    THIS JUST IN: an email recently recieved starts:
    Congratulations, you have been hired as a Student Lab Instructor for Fall Quarter 20021, for the Computer Science Department.

    Huzza! More money than flipping burgers! And something that looks better on a resume or whatever you call those things! Today rocks.


    Jay Versus Comp Sci

    Final's today, May 20. What do I wear to the final? Well, better check the weather channel's web site...

    "A FROST ADVISORY IS IN EFFECT FOR HENRIETTA UNTIL 4:00PM MAY 20TH"

    WHAT THE FUCK?!?

    Just gotta make it to Saturday...not too long now...

    Schedule, as far as I can tell:
    Now: Comp Sci
    Tomorrow: Physics
    Wednesday: Craculus
    Thursday: Parents come up and I pack
    Friday: I officially move out
    Saturday: I get home 5ish
    Sunday/Monday/Tuesday: Maybe continue unpacking...but otherwise enjoy home.
    Wednesday: MET GAME!
    Thursday: Break down and seek employment


    The Summer Of Madness III: The Madness Strikes Back!

    That and I wanted to try this whole "make this part of the page black and leave the rest green" bit.

    No new news now. I was reminded of my old philosophy of "Things have a way of working out", which was good cause now I think I can finally start concentrating on work again...not that there's much work left...in fact, I was considering the idea of a serious effort to become intoxicated before the night was over. Might still be. Whatever the summer holds, I feel ready to just charge at it right now and see what happens. Who knows what will...besides, what happens in the fall is already know, no suprises. The summer's about having fun anyway.

    This is the part where half you say "Jay...", right? Whatever, I didn't mean to start ranting down that path...but you get my idea. ANyway, it's 1, I need food. GO PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY! Later.

    Star Wars Episode Two: YODA KICKS SOME ASS

    "From the moment I met you, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you makes me stomach turn over, my mouth go dry. I feel dizzy! can't breathe! I'm haunted by the kiss you should have never given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss does not become a scar."

    I think you all know what minor changes need to be made to what Anakin said to Padme, and you'll know what I'm talking about. It's close enough.

    Other than that, most of the movie is dull. It's a lot of transition. It's all quick paced this caused this caused this caused this, you can make a lot of connections between events here and events in the future, like at the one point near the begining in a night club kinda place where Obi wan says....well, you'll catch it when you see it. Not much happens.

    And then, in the middle of what appears to be just another action scene to hold you over, some shit goes down. And everything rocks. And then...a little later....my friends, I could have sworn Mike Piazza was anounced as batting with the bases loaded....ok, maybe not loaded, but something like that. Instead, a small green guy with a light saber walked in, and cool shit happened. THAT LAST SENTENCE ALONE IS REASON TO SEE THIS MOVIE. Now go! Watch!


    Fall Classes

    Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday
    9 Physics Physics Physics Physics
    10 Comp Sci Comp Sci Comp Sci
    11 "Professional Communications" "Professional Communications" "Professional Communications" "Professional Communications"
    12
    1
    2 --> 4 CS Lab
    4 --> 6 Discrete Math Physics Lab Discrete Math

    And thus my fall schedule is set...Whether or not the free Friday afternoons will be worthwhile is yet to be seen.


    SPORTS REPORT


    MASS RAPAGE

    Law Suits To Be Filed Tomorrow

    Well, the Mets were doing decently going into the 7th inning. Winning 5 to one and such. They were even having some defensive luck, activating MO DEFENSE for a

    5-5-4-3 TRIPLE PLAY!!!

    Well, then things got a touch better. Walk...steal...walk....walk....

    GRAND SLAM!!!


    Even Rey Ordonez doubled as the Mets scored 8 runs in the 7th. Mets rape the Padres 13-4.

    Charges of rape were subsequently files against the Mets in San Diego Civil Court. More on that case as it develops.

    Bonds watch: 18 Most pleasing hits