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Just look at what some people have said about Moogleville!
"You have the most awsome non-porn site i have ever been to!" - Mr. Tracy
"Flynn does a damn good job of making his page not look boring. It rivals the Pimpshack itself in it's fancy shmancy applications of HTML and Javascripts. I mean seriously, Flynn is probably the only other person I know who actually puts in pictures and stuff besides Granger. Flynn's site was the first one to not look like shit, and has a nice little quote of the day thingy" - Matt
days left until Christmas!
days left until a year after Hanuka 2000!
days left until Kwanza!
days left until Festivus!
Days until I can drive my mom's car to the Met game and tailgate!
All the news you need care about:
While the high is down....
Asshole of the day, January 3, 2001: Whatever asshole made the High be taken down.
Diffy: Roger, for obvious reasons
Will's friend owes Will owes me owes Matt $5. I owe Matt $3 from myself, Mangan owes me $-1, and I owe Larry $1,
Mets now 22-2 when Jay goes to Met games since 1998
Site deletes self, saved due to recently created archives
The High is gone
Angelfire to be shot for excessive stupidity
Possibility of Cleaner jerseys realized
NINTENDORKS BACK UP! GO VISIT!
First, the bad news...Fonzie lost the HR derby in Venezuela.
The worse news, some guy by the name of MEL-VIN MO-RA won it
Monday, April 9, 2001, the Mets have their home opener. They will be playing....THE BRAVES (BATTERY DAY!)
I expect the following people to be there in full force:
Myself
Shari
Caryn
Roger
Matt
Jackson
Gilliam
Mangan
My sister
Mike Stern
JOSE
Jay Cohen
John Rocker, to have batteries thrown at
Dan Dadap
Erica
Ana
Evan
Cristina
Jessica
Lauren
Granger
Carfi is NOT to come
Any and all friends of the cleaners (ie: you, the reader of this sentence)
Many more
Knicks win despite the ref's best efforts!
WANTED: VINNY TESTAVERDE
FOR KILLING JETS, EXTENSIVE TURNING OVER OF FOOTBALL, AND EXCESSIVE SUCKINESS.
REWARD: $5 AND A COKE
Anyway....baseball's not too far away...
If you're reading this, you can highlight!
The head coach has resigned, which means its up to me to move in and take over. I'm looking for assistant coaches, so if you want the job, just give me a call.
note: 1 seeds will play lowest seed advancing, and 2 seed the other advancer, so 1 can play 6...you get it.
Jay's Predictions:
Well, Oakland is devestating Miami, and the Saints sucked in Minisota. Anyway...
I say the Ravens and Titans is...too close to call. The winner will win by no more than 8 points, and the team that loses will have the ball at some point pass the 2 minute warning, even if only to lose it again. If I had to choose...I'd say Ravens.
Giants...by a lot.
Giants won by 10, Ravens by more than expected.
For this week...I don't know about Oakland and Baltimore...I just don't trust the Baltimore offence...Baltimore by 1 though.
Giants by 5 is my guess
Pick to win it all: Ravens, Rams, Titans, Giants.
Hope to win it all: Giants, Rams, Ravens, Saints.
Someone shoot the man who let the Predators get a penalty shot.
THE CLEANERS!
The Cleaners continue to roam the halls of Stuy!
Still taking people for rides. Still inducting new members!
Mr. Cab will take you for a ride to the Laundromat, which resides in between the law offices of The Law and the muffin shop of The Muffin Man, and although you may experience the Traction of Action along the way, you'll be able to get some of Orgasmus' special Snapple or see the Multiple Orgasms, witness the Shafting action of The Big Black, have your clothes (or self) Permanently Pressed by The Taylor, see the Spin Cycles of Washburn, see the Nylon Drop of the Culoman, and much much more.
ALL MUST FEAR US!
Another question: Should mangan and Granger form a tag team known as "THE TENOR TOWERS" (something like that, maybe with more "T" words), and together use the "PITCH DROP!" (pitch, like music notes have a pitch)?
Answer as a comment in the poll.
QUOTES OF THE DAY!
December 6. 2000: "Yeah, you know what else he was in? DIE HARD WITH A VENGENCE! Or, in Spanish, Muerte Fuerte con la Vengenća!" - Bill, on Jeremy Irons.
December 7, 2000: "Yeah, woof to you too!" - Shari, slightly annoyed, to a dog that barked once, and quickly proceeded to whimper.
December 8, 2000: "Now Mabel, don't talk to me about Marx and Klein, I've been dealing with them for 30 years...Don't tell me about Marx and Klein, I've had to deal with them long enough....Don't...make me repeat my line." - Matt's line after Noah refuses to make his entrance and Matt's trying to stall.
Due to the severe crappyness of AOL of late, I have no idea when these quotes are from, other than imbetween the 8th and the 20th. Here they are though:
"Yeah, you know what else he was in? Die Hard with a Vengence! Or, in spanish, Muerta Fuerte con Vengencia!" - Bill MacKay, on Jeremy Irons
"What? You think that in the entire history of man, a guy never scratched his balls and smelled his hand? I don't think 'Hmm, I wonder what my balls smell like?,' but it happens!" - Bill MacKay, on the scent of balls
"This can be quite annoying...like Naija!" - Mr. Platek, on Naija's book spinning
"Naija! STOP! FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT GAY! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO OUTSIDE OF CLASS, BUT I JUST DON'T THINK THAT'S APPROPRIATE FOR A CLASSROOM ENVIRONMENT!" - Howard, on Naija's...well...guess.
December 31, 2000: "Is he bringing beer?" - MY DAD on me going to Erica's. Not mad, like he would kill me if I was, but asking if I was supposed to bring it like you'd bring a gift to a party.
January 3, 2001: "Why, because of his mom?" - Shari, on why the House of Action has so much action.
"Quote of the day" (tm) is a copyrighted trademark of Moogleville, with a waiver granted to the Wilson Chronicles so they may have one, since 1998 when the official contest was first started. To enter, just say something stupid that somewhat relates to what's going on, or say that someone said it and lie to me. Moogleville reserves the right to disregard things said intentionally in an effort to win the award. Or in the Wilson Cronicle contest, anything said by Roger. Any violation of the rules and regulations of this contest and/or copyright will result in full prosecution under the law, followed by possible execution by The Law....bitch.
Oh yeah, actual legal stuff. This is just to make sure I don't get sued. Moogles, otherwise known as Mogs, were created by Squaresoft for the purposes of amusing people who play their fine video games. The above picture of Mog is a screenshot from FF6 (FF3 US) standing in front of an Inn.
Knicks win despite the ref's best efforts!
