days left until a year after Hanuka 2000!
days left until Kwanza!
days left until Festivus!
Days until I can drive my mom's car to the Met game and tailgate!
All the news you need care about:
QUOTES OF THE DAY!
January 3, 2001: "Why, because of his mom?" - Shari, on why the House of Action has so much action.
January 10, 2001: "God is a walrus...Coo-coo-ca-choo, bitch." - Granger, on "walrus" knows what
January 12, 2001: "WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS SO TALL???" - Laurren (little Flynn), on being surrounded by me, Roger, Voltron (the man), the Tenor Towers, Wilson, and Jose.
Runner up for January 12, 2001: "MR. CAB!!!" - Matt and Roger from the balcony as I walked out on stage DURING the concert.
January 20, 2001: "Hey, you two! This isn't The Hop!" - My mom, on me and Shari (trying to be) dancing at the Spaghetti Dinner
January 21, 2001: "Don't worry; The streets are safe when Jonathan roams them." - My dad, on Jonathan, who then told me about the Police men they just fled from.
I've noticed something while going through the family pages. Everyone seems wo think, as they type in their links, that Action Jackson's web page is in the /ny4 directory. It is not.
His adress is at "https://www.angelfire.com/ROCK/houseofaction". Please fix your links accordingly.
Yeah...go look and think about a certain High...
Yes, I do have some classes. Some people want to know about them, so...
So, that's what I have. I may have a couple of things near the end mixed up though. By May I expect have a Wilson schedule (6-8).
Finals were this past week.
First came the so-called AB Calculus test. Several Multiple Choice questions...yeah, those were pretty easy. Nice. Maybe one or two problems, but they were solved. Then came part 2. Had to do 3 out of 4.
Part 2, #1...easy
Part 2, #2...easy
Question 3...I don't recall learning this with Cones...okay, 4....2 curves! What the ^%$@#???
So eventually I did 3 as if it was a cylender. I'll probably get an 85 or so (everything minus one part 2 right).
SO I got by that. Then came the Comp Sci final on Monday. It was A LOT harder than the average comp sci test.
Then again, the average comp sci test is amazingly easy...making this a fair test. Part 2 actually required some thinking, but it wasn't TOO hard.
So that was done.
Yet there's still one thing left...
On Thursday, Donin says he'll be in until noon on Friday.
On Friday, upon seeing him at 11:45, he says he can't take the paper at that time.
On Monday, he's busy protoring a final and I never get the chance to get it to him. I hear later that Shari told him I was looking for him and he called me a punk. That Bastard! I'll get that Donin yet...
It's still the offseason...but it's almost over now...almost...
Knicks, I hear, win!
New coaches, nothing else doin...maybe I'll just take down the pic until July...
Well, it's down to the Giants and the Ravens...it's all up to Collins. If he has even half as good a game as he did this week, the Giants win. Otherwise, the running game won't get by the Ravens. So, I'll assume Collins has that half as good a game and say Giants by 10.
Pick to win it all (begining of Playoffs): Ravens
Hope to win it all: Giants
Rangers win! Only a few points away from the 8 seed.
THE CLEANERS!
The Cleaners continue to roam the halls of Stuy!
Still taking people for rides. Still inducting new members!
Mr. Cab will take you for a ride to the Laundromat, which resides in between the law offices of The Law and the muffin shop of The Muffin Man, and although you may experience the Traction of Action along the way, you'll be able to get some of Orgasmus' special Snapple or see the Multiple Orgasms, witness the Shafting action of The Big Black, have your clothes (or self) Permanently Pressed by The Taylor, see the Spin Cycles of Washburn, see the Nylon Drop of the Culoman, and much much more.
ALL MUST FEAR US!
"Quote of the day" (tm) is a copyrighted trademark of Moogleville, since 1998 when the official contest was first started. To enter, just say something stupid that somewhat relates to what's going on, or say that someone said it and lie to me. Moogleville reserves the right to disregard things said intentionally in an effort to win the award. Or in the Wilson Cronicle contest, anything said by Roger. Any violation of the rules and regulations of this contest and/or copyright will result in full prosecution under the law, followed by possible execution by The Law.
Come on, the counter never worked anyway
