days left until a year after Hanuka 2000!
days left until Kwanza!
days left until Festivus!
Days until I can drive my mom's car to the Met game and tailgate!
All the news you need care about:
QUOTES OF THE DAY!
January 3, 2001: "Why, because of his mom?" - Shari, on why the House of Action has so much action.
January 10, 2001: "God is a walrus...Coo-coo-ca-choo, bitch." - Granger, on "walrus" knows what
Yes, many of you thought it to be imposible, but I am on the verge of pulling this amazing feat off. It is currently 10AM on concert day, and I have a soar throat. A bad one. Unless I have a lolipop or something, I can't even talk without pain.
So, as I sit here typing this, Wheeler is probably wondering where the hell the trumpeter who plays the fourth solo is, and who will play it. Leiberman is wondering who the hell will play the trumpet part with the orchestra. Schimel and Platek will wonder where the hell I am and why I'm not taking tests. Oh well.
In other news, I got to watch sports center...and update! Wooo- *cough*cough* DAMN IT!
Well, Jeoperdy was on, and I was reading The House of Action. I got to the point where he said his mom said Roger was cute, and I thought about it for a second.
I turned to mother and asked if she thought Roger was cute. She said yes. Well, I think that makes 4...
It's still the offseason.....
The Mets have recieved a nomonation for an ESPY! The come from behind win against the Braves on June 30th (Dude, I was there!), when the Mets were losing 801 going into the bottom of the 8th and scored 10 runs in a single inning. THE BENNY was walked around the bases. Piazza hit a 3 run shot. Ventura grounded out twice, and Rocker, unfortunatly, could not pitch because of a blister(and it was battery night too...).
Knicks lose by 1, masses annoyed, Spreewell disliked for lack of points!
The Jets have an ESPY nomination! Best come from behind victory, for the Monday night win over the Dolphins. The Jets were losing (I think) 30-7 at the end of 3, and won 40-37 in OT.
For this week...I don't know about Oakland and Baltimore...I just don't trust the Baltimore offence...Baltimore by 1 though.
Giants by 5 is my guess
Pick to win it all: Ravens, Hope to win it all: Giants,
Jay's Predictions:
Rams, Titans, Giants.
Rams, Ravens, Saints.
Someone shoot the man who let the Predators get a penalty shot.
THE CLEANERS!
The Cleaners continue to roam the halls of Stuy!
Still taking people for rides. Still inducting new members!
Mr. Cab will take you for a ride to the Laundromat, which resides in between the law offices of The Law and the muffin shop of The Muffin Man, and although you may experience the Traction of Action along the way, you'll be able to get some of Orgasmus' special Snapple or see the Multiple Orgasms, witness the Shafting action of The Big Black, have your clothes (or self) Permanently Pressed by The Taylor, see the Spin Cycles of Washburn, see the Nylon Drop of the Culoman, and much much more.
ALL MUST FEAR US!
Archives
GO PLAY QUOF!....batch
Shari's nameless page
The new and not so improved High.
Mangan: LAUNDROMAT!
Erica: The All POWERFUL treefort
Granger: Daaaaaaaaaaamn that's a big sanctuary
Dano: The Hideaway
Jackson: THE HOUSE OF ACTION, NOW WITH 100% MORE ACTION!
Matt: The Pimp Shack! Formerly home to a lot of cool graphics
Wilson: The Wilson Chronicles. Updated.....once recently
Jason Cohen: What the hell is a wonderwakko?
Site of Benny, why do I even have this link?
Rebecca: Zen room, WITHOUT A LINK HERE! PUT UP A LINK!
Other not as esteemed sites
Nintendorks: No Longer Under Construction
Go look at RPGs
ESPN. Just go
The official QBasic page
The Onion: Slightly better than the Broken Escalator
The Spark, home of such tests as the Purity test
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