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Just look at what some people have said about Moogleville!
"You have the most awsome non-porn site i have ever been to!" - Mr. Tracy
"Flynn does a damn good job of making his page not look boring. It rivals the Pimpshack itself in it's fancy shmancy applications of HTML and Javascripts. I mean seriously, Flynn is probably the only other person I know who actually puts in pictures and stuff besides Granger. Flynn's site was the first one to not look like shit, and has a nice little quote of the day thingy" - Matt
days left until Christmas!
days left until a year after Hanuka 2000!
days left until Kwanza!
days left until Festivus!
Days until I can drive my mom's car to the Met game and tailgate!
All the news you need care about:
Will's friend owes Will owes me owes Matt $5. I owe Matt $3 from myself, Mangan owes me $-1, and I owe Larry $1,
Mets now 22-2 when Jay goes to Met games since 1998
AOL really really dumb, continualy fuck sup
New Years Eve Party not exactly crap
Updating while surrounded by others....scary!
Vinny, backpack theif to be shot
FIRST SITE TO UPDATE IN THE NEW MILENIUM!
Orgasmus loses cage match to EDvan, masses mourn this loss
Links moves to bottom of page, masses rejoice need for less scrolling to reach actual page..or not, I don't really know
Sleeping is fun
CLEANERS LAUNDROMAT FOUND!
Father claims to have taught me how to juggle...pff, that's funny
Roger caught with maniquin
Hormone can be IMed at ZOG5555
Words from THE HORMONE:
You may e-mail THE HORMONE at DAHORMONE@hotmail.com
You may have an entirly confidential conversation with the hormone if you IM it.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!
APPLY TO COLLEGE!
YES, YOU! GO APPLY!
IT'S SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT!
GO!
So, I had this crazy dream on Wednesday night. I was walking around Stuy, which was an outdoor kinda park, but with walkways that were like narrow platforms from a video game or something instead of floors...yeah...and I was upset about a teacher giving me some kind of impossable assignment. I didn't know what at the time. So, I talked to some guy about it who was Mr. Stern in the dream (not Mike Stern, the dean/history teacher I had last year), but not looking like him at all, who led me into "some room in the corner of the second floor," which was really a warehouse on the ground at the corner of all those platforms.
So I went inside, and there was this giant head. It was a black person's head with the judge wig, only the hair for the wig was black. This guy said he would judge the case of my unfair assignment, and if I was right about it, I wouldn't have the assignment and would put a hex on the teacher to send the teacher (gender in the dream of teacher was undetermined) to hell when they died. But if it was deemed a worthy assignment, I would be sent to hell when I died. Then I was told it was being tried no matter what, and I was nervous.
So, then it was the next day (in the dream). For some reason there was no time spent away from Stuy in the dream. I was outside Mr. Donin's class, not going because I was thinking (kinda like Dr. Stern's class from last year...) about the "trial", and other stuff happened, and I never went to a class, just kept thinking about it, and I went back into the warehouse and nothing special was back there anymore, like the whole first half of the dream was a dream in the dream.
So, after thinking about it a little bit, I wonder if the judge guy in the dream was really supposed to be God or something...wierd...yeah...
I did come to the conclusion in the dream that the unfair assignment was my reading for the Christmas break, which lead to me relizing it wasn't, t ws just that I fell way behind and besides, I didn't want to send Miss Fletcher to hell.
Oh, and I know some of you are ready to do this. Don't send this to a psychiatrist.
THE CLEANERS...go bowling
On what is now yesterday, Shari, Roger, Wilson, Carfi, Jonathan, Crissy, Jessica and I went bowling. The Law and Action Jackson failed to show up.
Well, once we all found balls and got our (Cleaner) names in (although Carfi prooved himself to be an idiot by hitting start bowling before we were ready and we paid by the hour, plus nobody got warmup shots so we all sucked at first) the fun began. Wilson continually took HBK poses as he proceeded to be the worst bowler there, Shari had her backwards hand thing going, while me Carfi and Roger had a abd habit of knocking down 9 pins.
Sometime around the 4th frame Jonathan showed up, and proceeded to kick our asses for the 2 games he was there.
There was one point when I got a stike, then Jonathan got a strike later in that frame. I was the first bowler in every frame, so it was up to me to follow it up...gave my hat to Wilson...threw ball down...strike! Then Roger even got a strike. Stupid Carfi went and ruined the streak by knocking down a mere 7 pins. Carfi proved himself a bigger idiot when ruining ,my shot at a third strike by throwing a hat at me. Someone remind me to smack him upside the head.
Roger came in second in the first game, me in the second (those are the 2 Jonathan destroyed us all in). Shari beat Wilson in the second game by a good margin.
Cristina and Jessica showed up just in time to be a part of the 3rd game, although only Crissy bowled. Somehow Roger won that one, despite Wilson's 3 consecutive strikes in the 10th.
20 minutes later, we were 20 feet away from the bowling alley in an Applebees. Apparently, it was Wilson's fake birthday. Shari was dead tired and had to leave. For that, I blame that completely on Wilson!
We got the check at 7:40. Sometime around 9:30 we decided to drive to my house, where we sat in the car for a few minutes and then drove out to Jen Decks house.
The refridgerator was raided and the computer screwed with, and Wilson was yelled at for not being nice.
As we walked to the train station we saw some crazy Lock & Key place...which Roger said was closed on
Sunday
Sunday
SUNDAY!
That led to a lot of repetativeness repetativenessrepetativeness! You get the idea. It very annoying Annoying ANNOYING!
Anyway, we weventually got home, and now it's Thursday and I'm at my cousins house.
And so, I once again pose the question...WHAT THE F*** AM I DOING IN NEW JERSEY?!?!? Oh well.
VOTE ON THE POLL!
Oh, get this. In New Jersey, by my cousins house, tere is a sign that reads as follows:
CLEANERS LAUNDROMAT
LAUNDROMAT! WOOOO!
Stuff Roger left out
First of all, the store with the wierd shirts was in the Manhattan mall on Tuesday, not the World Trade Center on Wednesday. And some of the shirts he forgot said such things as:
"The Man" with an arrow pointing up, "The Legend" with an arrow pointing down
"For hand lubricant, pump here" with an arrow pointing down
"Blow here" with an arrow pointing down
This was really a hat..."Porn Star"
There was a lot of other stuff that I'm forgetting, other people should remember though.
Roger never explained the Sbaro incident, and why NONE OF YOU SHOULD GO THERE AGAIN! As many of you know, if I ate cheese I would probably die (dairy gives me hives). This Sbaro, which claimed to make pizzas fresh, refused to make one that only had cheese on half of it. As strange as this sounds to most of you, it is good, and I eat it and like it and don't curse my allergy (a lot). The point is, it's not very hard to make a pizza with cheese on only 4 slices, and this is the first place that refused to do it.
Roger forgot our trip to Funco Land on Tuesday.
Roger forgot that the jewlery store was also Stern's.
Roger forgets that on the list of things he would have missed: THE FUCKING BENNY!'s game winning Home Run in the 13th, and may not be a Martyr
I think that's it...Happy Holidays!
First, the bad news...Fonzy lost the HR derby in Venezuela.
The worse news, some guy by the name of MEL-VIN MO-RA won it
Monday, April 9, 2001, the Mets have their home opener. They will be playing....THE BRAVES (BATTERY DAY!)
I expect the folling people to be there in full force:
Myself
Shari
Caryn
Roger
Matt
Jackson
Gilliam
Mangan
My sister
Mike Stern
JOSE
Jay Cohen
John Rocker, to have batteries thrown at
Dan Dadap
Erica
Ana
Evan
Cristina
Jessica
Lauren
Granger
Carfi is NOT to come
Any and all friends of the cleaners (ie: you, the reader of this sentence)
Many more
Knicks win despite the ref's best efforts!
WANTED: VINNY TESTEVERDE
FOR KILLING JETS, EXTENSIVE TURNING OVER OF FOOTBALL, AND EXCESSIVE SUCKYNESS.
REWARD: $5 AND A COKE
Anyway....baseball's not too far away...
If you're reading this, you can highlight!
The head coach has resigned, which means its up to me to move in and take over. I'm looking for assistant coaches, so if you want the job, just give me a call.
note: 1 seeds will play lowest seed advancing, and 2 seed the other advancer, so 1 can play 6...you get it.
Jay's Predictions:
What I said:
The Colts, after paying off Vinny to get into the playoffs, will lose by 1 point in the last seconds of the game to Miami (or less than 5 points).
The Broncs will lose horribly in Baltimore.
The Eagles will pull something big out and injure Keyshawn, winning by 6ish
The defending Super Bowl Champion Rams will be victorious in New Orleans by a score of 56-47, or 23-14. How's that for unlikely???
What happened:
The Dolphins forced overtime (in the last minute of regulation), the Colts misses a field goal in OT, and the Dolphins won in sudden death with a TD.
The Rams, depite a last ditch effort, lost 31-28. Hazkin (or whatever), the PR, dropped a punt which was then recovered by the Saints, which was the final straw.
The Broncos lost horrably, 21-3, in Baltimore
Pick to win it all: Ravens, Rams, Titans, Giants.
Hope to win it all: Giants, Rams, Ravens, Saints.
Oh, yeah. Go Giants, as they have won their division and soon home field. I hope they win another 2 games after winning today...heh heh heh...maybe 3, if by some miracle the rets don't make it "there"
Someone shoot the man who let the Predators get a penalty shot.
THE CLEANERS!
The Cleaners continue to roam the halls of Stuy!
Still taking people for rides. Still inducting new members!
Mr. Cab will take you for a ride to the Laundromat, which resides imbetween the Law offices of The Law and the Muffin shop of The Muffin Man, and although you may experience the Traction of Action along the way, you'll be able to get some of Orgasmus' special Snapple or see the Multiple Orgasms, your clothes (or self) may be Permenantly Pressed by The Taylor, see the Spin Cycles of Washburn, see the Nylon Drop of the Culoman, and much much more.
ALL MUST FEAR US!
Another question: Should mangan and Granger form a tag team known as "THE TENOR TOWERS" (something like that, maybe with more "T" words), and together use the "PITCH DROP!" (pitch, like music notes have a pitch)?
Answer as a comment in the poll.
QUOTES OF THE DAY!
December 6. 2000: "Yeah, you know what else he was in? DIE HARD WITH A VENGENCE! Or, in spanish, Muerte Fuerte con la Vengenća!" - Bill, on Jeramy Irons.
December 7, 2000: "Yeah, woof to you too!" - Shari, slightly annoyed, to a dog that barked once, and quickly proceeded to whimper.
December 8, 2000: "Now Mabel, don't talk to me about Marx and Klein, I've been dealing with them for 30 years...Don't tell me about Marx and Klein, I've had to deal with them long enough....Don't...make me repeat my line." - Matt's line after Noah refuses to make his entrance and Matt's trying to stall.
Due to the severe crappyness of AOL of late, I have no idea when these quotes are from, other than imbetween the 8th and the 20th. Here they are though:
"Yeah, you know what else he was in? Die Hard with a Vengence! Or, in spanish, Muerta Fuerte con Vengencia!" - Bill MacKay, on Jeremy Irons
"What? You think that in the entire history of man, a guy never scrathced his balls and smelled his hand? I don't think 'Hmm, I wonder what my balls smell like?,' but it happens!" - Bill MacKay, on the scent of balls
"This can be quite annoying...like Naija!" - Mr. Platek, on Naija's book spinning
"Naija! STOP! FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT GAY! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO OUTSIDE OF CLASS, BUT I JUST DON'T THINK THAT'S APPROPREATE FOR A CLASSROOM ENVIORNMENT!" - Howard, on Naija's...well...guess.
"Quote of the day" (tm) is a copyrighted trademark of Moogleville, with a waiver granted to the Wilson Chronicles so they may have one, since 1998 when the official contest was first started. To enter, just say something stupid that somewhat relates to what's going on, or say that someone said it and lie to me. Moogleville reserves the right to disregard things said intentionally in an effort to win the award. Or in the Wilson Cronicle contest, anything said by Roger. Any violation of the rules and regulations of this contest and/or copyright will result in full prosecution under the law, followed by possible execution by The Law....bitch.
Oh yeah, actual legal stuff. This is just to make sure I don't get sued. Moogles, otherwise known as Mogs, were created by Squaresoft for the purposes of amusing people who play their fine video games. The above picture of Mog is a screenshot from FF6 (FF3 US) standing in front of an Inn.
Knicks win despite the ref's best efforts!
