Special thanks to Mr. Powell for his graphic workshop stuff you see above
Just look at what some people have said about Moogleville!
"You have the most awsome non-porn site i have ever been to!" - Mr. Tracy
"Flynn does a damn good job of making his page not look boring. It rivals the Pimpshack itself in it's fancy shmancy applications of HTML and Javascripts. I mean seriously, Flynn is probably the only other person I know who actually puts in pictures and stuff besides Granger. Flynn's site was the first one to not look like shit, and has a nice little quote of the day thingy" - Matt
days left until CHANUKA
days left until Kwanza!
days left until Festivus!
Days until my I can drive my mom's car to the Met game and tailgate!
All the news you need care about:
Better Than The High!
Nintendorks: Currently Under Construction
Not Better than the High
Site of Benny, now with second ever update
HOUSE OF ACTION, IN DIRE NEED OF ACTION!
Where Roger spreads the gossip. THE HIGH
| Thing said by Julie | Number of times |
| I AM SO FUCKED UP! | at least 10 |
| I'm so drunk! | several |
| WHY are you going to Staten Island? | 4 |
| Jay's just really green tonight | thrice |
| You're just...Multi-colored! | yeah, that was only once but it was funny |
| I am completly sober | 4 or 5 |
| OH MY GOD! Jesse can't frown | about 7 |
| I AM SO FUCKED UP! | at least another 10 |
| My real name is Ann! See? | about thrice, possibly 4 times |
| GET AWAY FROM ME YOU TAMPON WEARING FREAK! | once, but to Roger |
There were probably other things she said that were funny I'm not remembering, ask Roger. Got home at 2:30, Roger found out he was...I can't remember, either 26% or 46% (probably 46%) slut, and will make his million by the age of 39. Roger will also only have sex with 2 people, as compared to my five.
If your name is Shari Abrams, you are to ignore the previous statement.
In other news, I am a mere 61% pure. That is all.
KEVIN APPIER BECOMES A MET!
Monday, April 9, 2001, the Mets have their home opener. They will be playing....THE BRAVES (BATTERY DAY!)
I expect the folling people to be there in full force:
Myself
Shari
Roger
Wilson
Matt
Jackson
Gilliam
Mangan
Danny Bloomfield
My sister
Mike the Stern man Stern
JOSE
Jay Cohen
John Rocker, to have batteries thrown at
Dan Dadap
Erica
Ana
Evan
Cristina
Jessica
Lauren
Many more
Knicks win despite the ref's best efforts!
WOOOOOOOO! JETS SMITE DA BEARS! GO JETS!
Jets defeat Colts in NJ. Won with great ease. Are currently the 6 seed. Hurray!
Rangers defeat the mighty Sabres 5-2, at least that's what Danny said.
There is now a new wrestling group. THE CLEANERS. It consists of Mr. Cab, Orgasmus, Action Jackson, Culoman, The Taylor, The Laundry Man, Washburn, The Muffin Man, and The Law. We will inform you of Culoness, and deliver the Nylon Drop, while Snapalizing you and delivering the Pastry, and then you'll feel the traction as you go for the ride....TO THE LAUNDROMAT, where you will be be put into legal trouble as you try to escape from the Permenant Press, and are evenutally thrown into the Spin Cycle!
ALL MUST FEAR US!
QUOTES OF THE DAY!
November 22, 2000: "I'm gonna see how much more wine I can get out of this deal" - Kristin, on Thanksgiving on LBI
November 23, 2000: "Oh, if we were friends and not cousins we'd all be naked by now" - Kristin in the early AM hours, after getting some more wine out of that deal
November 24, 2000: "No! No! You don't understand! I HAVE THE CASE!" - Lisa, while playing Perfect Dark.
November 27, 2000: "I’m a fish guy. I used to live in the Atlantic Ocean you know." - Action Jackson, on fish
November 28, 2000: "THAT'S IT, I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR CLASS!" - Will Prabuh, at Portabellos, to Mr. Mazetti
December 6. 2000: "Yeah, you know what else he was in? DIE HARD WITH A VENGENCE! Or, in spanish, Muerte Fuerte con la Vengencìa!" - Bill, on Jeramy Irons.
December 7, 2000: "Yeah, woof to you too!" - Shari, slightly annoyed, to a dog that barked once, and quickly proceeded to whimper.
December 8, 2000: "Now Mabel, don't talk to me about Marx and Klein, I've been dealing with them for 30 years...Don't tell me about Marx and Klein, I've had to deal with them long enough....Don't...make me repeat my line." - Matt's line after Noah refuses to make his entrance and Matt's trying to stall.
"Quote of the day" (tm) is a copyrighted trademark of Moogleville, with a waiver granted to the Wilson Chronicles so they may have one, since 1998 when the official contest was first started. To enter, just say something stupid that somewhat relates to what's going on, or say that someone said it and lie to me. Moogleville reserves the right to disregard things said intentionally in an effort to win the award. Or in the Wilson Cronicle contest, anything said by Roger. Any violation of the rules and regulations of this contest and/or copyright will result in full prosecution under the law, followed by possible execution by The Law....bitch.
Oh yeah, actual legal stuff. This is just to make sure I don't get sued. Moogles, otherwise known as Mogs, were created by Squaresoft for the purposes of amusing people who play their fine video games. The above picture of Mog is a screenshot from FF6 (FF3 US) standing in front of an Inn.
