QUOTE OF THE DAY
September 14, 2002: "I know, that's why I added the ball" - Me, in the middle of the Hobo joke, after Ian said I was telling it too fast. As noted by the adding of the ball, the problem was quickly remidied.
September 22, 2002: Oh, it's not the same as jerking off in NYC." - Alex Brash, on jerking off in his single.
September 28, 2002: "There are girls in here, so don't come out!...unless you want too." - Two tipsy ladies, to the guy in the shower of the co-ed bathroom. They left the bathroom saying "We love you"....hmmm...
October 4, 2002: "I'm sorry, I'm an idiot." - Random Boston guy at the T (read: subway) stop.
October 5, 2002: "I have a funny image...George Steinbrenner crying tonight" - Shari...is it a funny sentence, no...is it a funny image, hellz yea.
October 11, 2002: "Remember what we learned today, super bunny monkeys will lose to ninjas." - Me, on Donkey Kong with bunny ears falling to Sheik.
October 25, 2002: "Because when you have deep conversations with people who do have dicks, the conversation inevitably revolves around the fact that, "HEY! i have a dick too!" - Shaggy Matt, on wanting female contact.
October 28, 2002: "Yes, because knowing how to play Smash Brothers is an important social skill" - Britanny, stating nothing less than the truth.
November 2, 2002: "CONSTIPATION!...Hey, that sounds like the name of a board game" - Shaggy Matt, while using Luigi's B and forward move. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you obviously didn't listen to Brittany.
The Archives
DAYS LEFT UNTIL X-MAS
DAYS LEFT UNTIL IT'S 5 YEARS AFTER MY MOM SAID "IN 5 YEARS" IN RESPONSE TO "CAN I TAKE THE CAR TO THE GAME AND TAILGATE?" BE THERE!
Finals.....on Saturday Morning........At 8AM......Suck.....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........ACK!
The Emperor Is THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS Close To Losing It
Above: The Emperor resist the urge to kill everyone withing 10 feet of him, causing a small vein to become visable on his fore head.
Siiiiiiigh
Some how I don't think it's normal for jealousy to consume people like this. Why does it agravate me to the point that there's nothing else but that? I should have been asleep 3 hours ago, but I decided to read the book some more. Some guy starts hitting on the hero's girl...I can't stop reading the damn thing until I know they're still cool with each other! Three hours and 12 chapters later (so I'm a slow reader, sue me), I'm here typing this bull shit up. Why does such a little thing bring out the absolute worst in me so fucking easily?
In other news, Wednesday is my last day of classes, and you should all read thwack.
BONDS-SAN IS STILL MOST DISPLEASED
How many of you even knew there was a series being played in Japan right now? I didn't either. Apparently, the Japanese-league all stars and the MLB all stars are tied at a game a piece. Game 3 is monday at 4:30AM EST, so by the time you all read this it probably won't be tied anymore. Is it just me, or is Selieg missing a grand oppurtunity to make a little more money by selling broadcasting rights to this thing? I didn't even know about them until I clicked on a wrong link. Why aren't they capitalizing on this?
Bonds-san has had 4 most pleasing hits
The Alomar has not been remembered, but is 2 for 6.
The Evil King Giambi has hit 2 homers, both right after Bonds (litterally)
The Hunter has scored once
Bernie Williams has done almost nothing.
For all of the official stats, visit MLB.com!!! Seeing as its the only site that seems to have much of ANY information on these games.
ACTUAL HEADLINE:
Barry Bonds had to be pleased after homering twice in the MLB All-Stars' 8-1 win over the Yomiuri Giants on Saturday.
Why Didn't Mr. Met Call In?
"The Phillie Phanatic called me first, then Raymond (of the Devil Rays) in Tampa. I got a call from the Pirate Parrot today and Lou Seal from San Francisco. It's all been very positive." - Billy The Marlin, on getting fired and suing the team.
Choices
So I'm definitely flying home Thursday evening 2 Thursdays from now...seeing as my Discrete final decided to be the evening before killing the chances of flying out that night. My plans for afterwards were to go up to Boston that Saturday, but now something's been brought to my attention. That means I see my parents for all of Friday after they work, Wednesday (MAYBE, after ye olde High School trip), Thanksgiving (everyone sees me), Friday (or not, due to the word after "Knock Knock, who's there), Saturday and Sunday...I think. So...wow. That's like nothing. Is it right to just run off like that? Do they get that first Saturday? Arg, stupid short breaks!
There Was An Election The Other Day
The Republicans are runnign the show now. I hoped you all weren't too attached to peace time.
An Important Note
I RARELY check my AOL mail anymore....so if you want to get email through to me, use my RIT mail. For evation of spammers, you get it in three parts!
"jmf6689"
then an "@"
then "rit.edu"
simple, eh?
A Few Last Random Thoughts
Urge to kill RISING....falling....falling.....gone....whew.
That's not the first quote of the day to involve constipation. The first time it happened, a stoner was also involved, go figure.
I am now 19...AND A HALF! Take that all you....not....yet....19.5 people.
Ness' Bat counts as a War Hammer in the hands of Vorlok the mighty War Priest!
Snow in November sucks
METROID PRIME COMES OUT ON THE 18th! HUZZA!
I downloaded Ride of the Valkyries and the Halelujia Chorus (yeah, that's probably mispelled horribly, but you know what I mean, right?). Ask me if you want them.
FF tactics is a rather fun game
Everyone yell at Gabe to get more sleep before you go to bed, that way he'll wake up to go to class....we hope.
I have gotten especially good at batting the juggling balls thrown my way by Gabe away. Why does he throw them? See above.
$4 pizza = good
MY FLOOR HAS A PING PONG TABLE!!!
There....I think that covers everything. GO READ THWACK! GO VISIT THE MESSAGE BOARD! TELL ME YOU WANT THE FAN PAGE UPDATED AND I'LL DO IT! Later.
Simpsons Halloween Special 13
Thirteen indeed IS an unlucky number. Wow that sucked. I mean, the cloning was okay, but it was all downhill from there. The middle one was a commentary of gun laws, which is ok, BUT NOT IN A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! And the animal thing...I mean, didn't we all expect a little more from all of that? It just ended! Nothing bad happened! I mean, Maggie should have eaten Bart should have been eaten by Lisa should have been eaten by Marge should have been crushed by Honer or something! But no, it just ended on "Hey Kodos, that island looks like our number 4!" Wow that sucked.
If Mr. Flynn Is 10 Minutes Late, Do We Have To Stay?
That hasn't happened yet, but it is an interesting thought...
Anyhoo, some of you may have wondered how my kids are doing. Destipe Mike's protests that I fail them all for using java, I think I'm going to let them all off. In fact, most got through the first 8 labs with damn good grades.
YES, I grade the labs honestly...although I don't pick on them for style very much. I figure rather than take off all 3 or 4 points, they'll benefit more from one bitch point. So when they get a 29/30 or they see "lost one point for style", it'll stick with them more. Seriously though, nobody in there looks like they're going to fail CS1...except maybe one, but he's the typical cocky guy every class has. He hasn't shown up to the last 2 classes...tsk tsk Mike D...I wonder if he'll come to the last one when he notices the lower grade he gets for not showing...(3 points of the grade ARE showing up).
Halloween
The night before halloween I decided I needed a mask. So off to Sol's I went (the local place of college ripping off) to buy my mask. Purchased was a sickly green looking thing, and many bags of candy. The candy was later given out to my lab class, and they were most grateful. I'll have to remind them when they fill out evaluations to not remember that I gave them candy when they fill it out, since if they remember that I gave them candy, it wouldn't be as fair an evaluation as someone who didn't give them candy.
Anyway, I wore said mask around...with a MO shirt. To top it all off, I carried a bat around all day...giving our campus ONE MO DEMON.
Wait, it gets worse.
In CS, our prof signs everyone in the room up for the CS department costume contest. I spend $12 on a mask, put a Mets shirt (figure $30?) and carry a bat around (also $30), and wouldn't you know it, I win a tote bag! It's red and says RIT and I love it ever so little...but hey, you can't beat free tote bags!* *Unless it's free T-shirts :)
Winter Schedule Problems
Well, I decided Money night to look and see if the classes I wanted were still available. To my great dismay, my stat class DIDN'T EVEN EXIST! As a result, there is no 6-8 class on Tues and Thurs in my schedule, but instead a mon wed one.
So here they are, the classes I get to fail in the Winter:
Upon looking at this, I realize something. I seem to have 2 classes on Wednesday from 4-6. SHIT! ::Runs off to log back in::
There Are No Words To Discribe The Displeased-ment He Feels Right Now...
Word
"Okay Mr.President, It's Time To Stop Playing Final Fantasy 10"
"But Tidus Must Survive!"
BEHOLD! The collection fund was raised, and Bush will now be presented with a gift. Will this be enough to prevent bad things? Just follow the link and find out what I'm talking about in the first place.
The Horrors Continue
With Kung Fu
Reiser says to me: Thwack needs a fan page, make it.
And so I said: It is done
FEAR IT!!!
The Horrors Of Professional Communications
Today my Pro Com (see above) teacher made a grievous error. He decided, just to show how hard it can be I guess, to have people in the class talk about whatever they wanted for as long as they could without saying um, uh, or any stalling word. Well, I sat there for a little bit and listened to the first few people speak:
"Today I got up and uh- damn."
Here was a long story about a lactose intolerant mouse. it was a touching story that ended with the mouse eating birdseed. Lasted about a minute.
Someone else was chosen here and simply said um.
Well, that brought the good professor Raj around to yours truly. The first 5 words out of my mouth were:
"So there was this hobo...."
Ten minutes later the entire class looked dead. Half of them didn't even get it for another minute. It was GLORIOUS! For my efforts, I recieved a java 1.2 book from 1998. All in a days work.
Shari's Life Posted On The Internet, Take 3
ADDED NOTE
OH MO
All hail the fourth coming of thwack!
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