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If you thought mattknaul.com wasn't going to get in on the action of Icy Hot Stuntaz, you are dead wrong. Links to their web page are floating around the world wide web and a strong anti-Icy Hot Stuntaz following is gathering more playa hata's by the minute. Either I am just old and don't realize that these three pre-pubescent Caucasian queers are taking the hip hop world to a whole new pathetic and gay level, or they just suck.
As of late, their web page has been unavailable. But, if you want the URL for future use, here it is: http://www.geocities.com/iceyhotstunnaz/index.html.
First of all, let's take a look at the boys. We have Blade, Freeze, and Da Flamer. All of which look like total hicks from the farmlands of Georgia. Notice the thick brush behind them, that is Da Flamer's front lawn. Blade needs acne medication and a hair cut that isn't out of style. Freeze looks like puberty is about ten years down the road, look at those rosy cheeks. Da Flamer, oh boy. Check out the tattoo on his left arm. If you browse around the website a little bit, you will notice in some other pictures that the tattoo isn't there. That tops it all off ladies and gentlemen, people are now drawing fake tattoos of their queer stage names on their bodies with magic markers. And I thought acting like a thug and trying to rap was bad enough.
For those of you who were skeptical about the whole thing, they are a real rap group. Click on the links to search for their music on Napster (Click "Yes" if a box appears on your screen asking if you would like to run these links on Napster). What what, Tru Pimpin', and Get Crunk are just a few examples of the pathetic, repetitive garbage the Stuntaz call rap.
Their phat rides that are rollin' on dubs. I'd say Blade's Mitubitchi Eclits is the queerest of them all. Those bargain bin rims just don't cut it, and I want to know who ever thought stickers on the windshield are cool. Next is Da Flamer's corny Firechicken. Most of us all know the difference between a Trans Am and a base model Firebird. Just because your mom's V6 Firebird has chrome rims and a dual tip resonator at the end of the single exhaust pipe doesn't make it a Trans Am. And now Freeze's Ford power Ranger. It sucks, end of story. C'mon, if these fags were as rich as they say they are and have a multi-platinum album they'd all be driving Benz E55 AMG's, not second hand crap from Billy Bob's Auto. Then again Billy Bob is probably their father.
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