Long Speeches that I usually FF thru

--Nothing really happens here, but watch Michael Maguire on FF, it's kinda funny.

Do You Hear the People Sing?

--Did Colm get cut off buy that no-name? Grrr... By the way, remember that guy? He was a prisoner in Act I.

--French guy is good, German guy's voice made me giggle, Japanese guy looks extremely confused.

--Canadian guy made me wanna throw up. How the heck did he get to be JVJ?

--I like the guy from Austria, but the guy from Australia sounded like he was talking to a little kid. He was probably intimidated by the other Australian singer...

--The Irish guy is definitely on crack. He was also a prisoner in Act I.

--The guy from the U.S. made me want to deport myself. I'm considering not celebrating the 4th of July this year. THIS guy was the best we could do?! Any given person from the Nightmare Cast could've done better than he.

Revamped One Day More

--The cast bumps into all the JVJs.

--Balloons and pyrotechnics galore!

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*: JVJ clips the end of a held note with a little ear-piercing shriek.

+: PQ moves the microphone or its stand for no apparent reason.

++: PQ makes a funny face when he says "Javert."

: Someone takes a swig from their Evian bottle.

: Someone does something gross (and it does happen).