Hard To Say|
Things that are QUITE difficult to say when you are drunk.
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:
Things that are downright IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
Nope, I've had enough to drink thank you.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
No thanks, kebab's are full of fat.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
You're right; I can't jump over that table.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.