Dear diary,
IT'S NOT FAIR! Why didn't Britney win the Grammy? I tried to be happy for the winner, but I couldn't! But Macy Gray didn't have to try and eat me at the ceremony!
Dear diary,
I tried to ask Harlan out again, but he turned me down uncerimoniously! How rude! Maybe he's just upset about that lipstick thing, what do you think diary?
Dear diary,
So much for the Passion Pink lipstick/engine fuel. I put it on and tried to make out with Harlan, and it exploded and turned black! I guess engine fuel and Passion Pink don't quite mix huh diary!
Dear diary,
Would you ever believe that there was a day when people bossed me around? Now that I can finally make my own rules, people start bossing me around again! How unfair! In other news, I was fiddling with the engines and I found some new crystal that could double as both engine fuel and Passion Pink Lipstick! Isn't this great? This will work great on Harlan! Bye for now!
Dear diary,
I wondered if it was possible that I could actually really do something bad. Well, I found out the answer is NO! I'm so perfect that I could fix everything and anything!! Ta-ta!
Dear diary,
I just went out and bought that new Britney Spears CD through the SpaceNet. Wow was it ever good! I want to be just like her-that boyfriend of hers, Justin from NSYNC, is soooooooo dreamy! I love being a teenybopper.
Dear diary,
I am so humiliated. We went out to Spaceport Charles, and I decided it would be fun to disguise myself as a human with the alias "Elizabeth Webber". I was in a store, acting like my normal self, superior, and that blond saleslady SLAPPED me! The worst part is it was captured on film.
Dear diary,
I return. Today I did some diagnostics on a malfunctioning enigne. I was so successful...then I got forced to class. Horrible tragedy! Why go to class when I can show off my skills day after day!
Dear diary,
Hi, it's me, Suzee. Remember? Smartest person in the whole galaxy? Well, today was fab. I alienated the whole crew because of my genius, I made Harlan crazy for me (again), and that Radu? Well, I saved the best for last. I went in his mind again, and saw all his feelings for me! Why did I do that? Because A)I can, B)He was asleep and vulnerable, and C)If I really know everything, then I should know what he thinks of me! Isn't that true? That's all for now!