Why Christina Aguilera is better than Britney Spears

Inspired by the list at Piss On Bitchney One More Time. Enjoy!

**Note-some items may have been taken or altered from the above site. Items will have a star (*) next to them if taken. Don't sue!!**
Special thanks to Andromeda Princess for the graphic above!

Britney: Has a stage mother (When she was seven her mother tried too hard to stop her from quitting gymnastics but Brit-bit did anyway)
Christina: Doesn't have a stage mother
*Britney: Couldn't get popular without hanging around *NSYNC
*Christina: Didn't need a boy band to ensure her own popularity
Britney: Claimed to write her own songs but didn't (with the exception of the heinous lyrics to "Dear Diary" *Gags*)
Christina: Admitted she doesn't write her own songs but has said she would like to give it a try
Britney: Her parents, Jamie and Lynne, named Britshit's little sister Jamie Lynne (If that isn't completely off than I don't know what is!)
Christina: Her younger sister is named Rachel (Her mom's name is Shelly)
*Britney: Most of her videos have shit to do with her songs (esp. Baby 1 More Time and Oops I Did It Again)
*Christina: Her videos are related to her songs
*Britney: Brags about being a "virgin" (funny, she poses and dresses like a slut and then said she wants to stay pure until marriage-and said that after Jessica Simpson did)
*Christina: Has the good sense and common decency to keep her sex life to herself
Britney: Got her record deal by weaseling and her mom
Christina: Got her record deal by sending in a karaoke tape of herself (good idea!)
Britney: Could sing better at age 11 than at age 18
Christina: Voice got better with age
*Britney: Used her cousin in a video as a love interest (Can you say INCEST?)
*Christina: Hasn't used any family members in videos
Britney: Posed half nude in Rolling Stone in front of her horny older brother and slutty younger sister (there's a picture)
Christina: Doesn't want to subject her younger siblings to prospective negative labeling
Britney: Butchered two classic songs on her albums ("The Beat Goes On" and "[I Can't Get No] Satisfaction")
Christina: Covered the song "At Last" in concert and got rave reviews
Britney: Had the audacity to put out the song "Lucky". For crying out loud she really does have everything and we're supposed to feel sorry for her? It doesn't work that way!
Christina: Doesn't feel bad for herself and would never put out a song like that
Britney: Won't admit to dating Justin from NSYNC
Christina: Happily reports to dating one of her dancers
Britney: Has that Max Martin dude writing all her songs and they all sound alike
Christina: Doesn't have just one person collaborating on songs and they have variety

Any more? Let me know!