or, Why I Hate Exeggcutes
Once, I was idealistic. I said to myself, "Oh, boy! For only a small fee I can catch lots of great pokemon!"
Yeah, right. So far, I have caught(and this is multiple visits. If I caught all this in one trip, I'd be happier):
Notice how I don't have anything really cool and great? Now I know why I identify so much with Jesse and James...they couldn't catch a dratini either. Also, after a negative Safari Zone experience where the cheerful man says, "Get a good haul?" with a silent, "Ha, ha, you're out $500!"(or however much it is)I have wanted nothing more than to go to the warden's house, shotgun in hand, and scream, "You won't need any teeth where you're going!!" He'd probably just stare at me since in my first game I've gotten his teeth and Surf(that's the one where I said, "Ha, ha! My water pokemon just trounced Blaine! I think I'll get that dratini before Giovanni beats me silly!" Yeah, right. At least Giovanni went down easily...)and I've also given into that little bastards demands in my second game too. But still...
At least the Safari Zone isn't that addictive...it has led to violent behavior. Sometimes I throw rocks at the weaker pokemon. Just because I don't need any freaking nidorans. I don't care if they're level 20. I've already got a level 22 nidorino and nidorina for one thing. I also only need one exeggcute to sit rotting in Bill's PC. Now, I've played really violent video games like Mortal Kombat and Killer Instinct, and I have yet to rip out someone's spine! I have however started throwing little pixel rocks at defenseless little computer graphic bunny-things.