I had a pretty good time so far, all things considering. I just had to wash my hands, run the wet fingers through my hair, and I'd be good. After wetting my hair down (and consequently drying my hands off), my nose started acting up again. I took the opportunity to blow my nose. I went into one of the stalls, pulled out about four squares of toilet paper, and let blow. I slowly brought the tissue away from my face, taking care not to leave any undesirables hanging around. I then quickly brought the tissue back under my nose, gasping in horror of my sudden epidemic. I ran back to the stall to pull out more toilet paper; some of it I used to replace the dying sheet already under my nose, the rest I dampened and used it to mop the blood off from my lower face.
The way I reacted, it was your classical "oh-God-why-now?" frantic-person. I took some more toilet paper and twisted it into a plug of sorts.
I'm sure you can guess where I put the plug, right? So yeah, I corkscrewed that wad of tissue into my nose and was relieved to notice that it was snug enough to stop any more blood-flow. And there you have it. My nosebleed remedy: shove tissue up your nose and leave it there for 2-3 minutes or so. I then stood there, staring into the mirror of the washroom, silently hoping to myself that no one else came in at this time (I mean, I know I'm male, but I'm sure no one wants to see a guy bleeding in the bathroom either, right?). I started playing some song in my head, trying to pass time. Well, I had time to, so I looked around a bit and soaked in the wonder that was the washroom; clean, well-kept, well-lit, and a nice colour-scheme. Yeah, this is a good washroom. Didn't smell bad either.
While looking around, I looked at the floor (carefully, since I still had this nose-thing to think about). I swore to myself, and got some paper towel out of the machine-thing. Another implementation of paper-hydration, and I started cleaning the drops of blood off the floor (no sense leaving my DNA everywhere . . .). After mopping up, I then noticed a couple drops on the bottom of my shirt. I swore to myself again, and tucked the end in as best I could to conceal the mess.
Oh well, blood doesn't really stain all that bad for the most part . . . so I took another look around; I cleaned my blood off the floor, the counter, and my face. I felt like I was in control of my life again. Then I remembered poor Gavin still sitting at that little table, all by himself . . . . .
I was feeling lucky, so I pulled out another thing of toilet paper, hung my head over the sink, took a deep breath through my mouth (obviously), and pulled . . . no red "drippage" whatsoever. I then braced myself for the most intense part of the remedy - you see, yes I stopped the bleeding, but all the blood that was in my nose is still there, all compounded into a big jellyish-thing of red stuff; I had to discharge this blob.
So I took the thing of toilet paper I tore out earlier, took another deep oral-breath, and
[WARNING!!! If you're squeamish, DON'T read the rest of this paragraph!!!] I blew slowly and steadily. The mound of blood came out with an audible pop, and threatened to tear a big dripping hole out of the tissue (it held). I wadded the dry ends of that thing together and chucked it into the garbage (as I did, I couldn't help but think that it really resembled a big red-and-white wonton!). I looked at my face again, and saw a fairly wide fan of blood around the bottom of my nostril.
Luvly, eh? I quickly cleaned myself off, made sure I looked respectable (as best I could), and left that incident for what I hoped would be a fair block of time.
When I got out of that washroom, I found Gavin standing by the door, holding the poster, bored to hell.
"Hey, what took you man?" he asks, handing me Natalie's poster. "Was that like, a
number 2.5 or something?"
"Uh, yeah, sure." He laughed (as he always does in such situations). "So whadayasay? We the hell outta here?"