special k

*growls, incoherent ramblings,love handles(there's just more of me to love, baby) mediator, (translation: to the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal, light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle)*


*hobbies: rocking out, jerkin off, sleeping, complaining, wallowing in the shallow end of the dating pool, trying to make this fucking joke of a site work, failing life*


*pick up line: you know what....a pick up line won't help me any..i give up on this mating and dating game...*
*favorite atari games: Mrs. Pacman, Q-bert, Pole Position*


motto: *i live to rock, i rock to live*

"shakin booty makin sweet love all the night, it's time i got back to the good life"
*turn ons: Chokehold's version of "We're not gonna take it", anything vegan, piebald, Christian Slater(circa Gleaming the Cube), spandex, nintendo(old school only), Gummo and anything else from Harmony Korine, guns n roses, Kids in the Hall, Orchid, the A Team, vegan club sandwiches,acrid, vegan joe(because he's a pussy and when we go punch for punch i like to watch him cry), Nuprin(little, yellow,different), my Pentax zx-50 camera, and last but not least oh my god becky look at her butt, it is SO big, she looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends....i like big butts and i cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG* -joe asked me to make this personal..is that personal enough for ya?
Looks like Special K finally got some competition!!

Looks like K isn't the only one after some nutz!!
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this is when augie rocks out too hard!!