Top Ten Funniest Things Heard At A SW Tourney

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Top Ten Things Heard at a Tourney

• "You actually Bounty Hunt?"
• If you look close at Desijiliac Tatoo you'll see that it resembles a woman's genitalia. (Ray in the Regional final.)
• Whoa...you just got everyone to stand up on the table. (after Ray played a Griimtaash in the final)
• "Luke's Bag?" "Yeah, backpack." "Oh sorry, I think of Bag as my mom."
• STAR DESTROYER!? "Okay I'll grab that with TBHTP" D'OH!
• You can't penetrate my forest!
• Most anything Juz says, that accent just screams comedy.
• Now pick your teeth up off the floor. (After a player who carried his removed wisdom teeth in a case
• Not only shouldn't you use that card, you should be taken out and shot for it.
• There's an errata on Droid Merchant!? (after game 1 of BoM and a kid realizes his Maelstrom deck may not do so well...)