The Cow Page--ITS NOT STUPID

This is the cow page-dahh. my favorite page. cows are the most kikass animals in the world! my room--if i ever get a scanner, ill show you, has cows all over it (spots and pictures-not reel cows dumbass!) so--i have links on cow-tipping, cow pictures and backgrounds so u can join in the pleasure of misshaped black and white spots just as i do (nm), harmful news about cows, ways to make a cow go insane, other cow tipper sites, and my favorite VIRTUAL COW TIPPING! HELLS YAH!

viewer discretion advised. note: there were no cows harmed during the creation of this page.

Courtesy of: Cassandra's Cows Co.®

UNCOOL BROWN COWS SUCK!

The 17 Ways to Make a Cow Go Insane-from Bob's Online

• Wear a baseball glove made out of cow hide on your head and run around naked in circles in front of it while screaming
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• Pretend that it's a horse and try to get the glue out of its feet.
• Put two firecrackers up its nose, light them, and the rest figures itself out.
• Tie it up in barbed wire and force it to watch a rodeo
• Have it neutered and glue
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• Tie its tail to a fence.
• Tie a rope around its tooth and tie the other end to a train.
• Feed it food that tastes really bad so when it gets it's cud it'll taste it over and over again.
• Pour nuclear waste in its eyes.
• Take it into your house and force it to eat at the table with a fork and knife while it can see you eating hay through the window.
• Paint it plaid.
• Convince it that it CAN jump over the moon.
• Make it watch every single episode of
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• Put tape players in all the cow's cool cow friends' mouths and whenver the
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• Sprinke a bit of ground beef over its food.
• Tape feathers to it, put it with some chickens, mad when it doesn't lay any eggs
• Milk it and pour the milk over its head.

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