About Jo and Ofri

Ahhh, Jo and Ofri. Ofri and Jo. Where can one begin describing the underrated genius that lies in the minds of these two incredibly super frais young ladies. They are good pals, both attending Eastside High School (you know who yo daddy be) and they share a dream to one day co-own a strip club in New York city. Let's start with Ofri, she being the better half (oh you know i'm just playin'). She was born in Jerusalem, Israel and was involuntarily relocated in Gainesville, Florida. She has a lame-o brother, and bitchy sisters, and scary parents. Her mother is frighteningly manipulative and has vacillating moods. Being the persistent, strong-minded individual that she is, her mother refused to accept her three procreational failures, and was pleased with her fourth and final child. Even if she wasn't, she shoulda been. Anyway, Ofri loves her kitty cat, who doesn't have a name. She's barely passing school, but we all know she's the smartest person alive. Anyway, moving on. Katie Jo Tompkins, Esq. ITH was born in Gainesville and has never left. Poor kid. No, no. Seriously, she has a cool cat named Ebony, and a cool mom and a cool room. Uhhh, she loves Adrock of the Beastie Boys, not to mention a certain tv production sublebrity at our humble education center. Anyway she is very successful at school, because as opposed to some people, she puts in effort. There is no doubt in anyone's mind that she will make a wonderful bartendress and club co-owner. Ciao!

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