Celebrity Strippers/ Performers

• Teck Money
• Spider One
• Matthew Lillard
• The Beastie Boys (minus Adrock, he will be upstairs with the co-owner *wink, wink*)
• John Henson (yes SKUNK BOY!)
• Seth Green
• Elijah Wood
• Chuckie Finster
• Kermit D. Frog (Kremit to us)
• Jello Biafra
• Johnny Rotten
• Malcolm McDowell
• Cary Elwes <--- Hottest Man Alive
• Jim Carrey
• Flat Eric
• Chester Cheeta
• Popeye
• Da Sock Puppet from Pets.com
• Keith Flint
• Gaberiel Byrne
• Michael Legge
• Daniel Day Lewis

These are the very famous and talented people who are going to be visiting the club to do the voodoo that they do so well. Once the club gets started, we'll post who'll be visitng when. For now, you guys can sit and dream how great it will be to witness all those dudes doing their thing. And don't forget Bill Haverchuck! He's Jo's man!!! He'll be making MORE than a few guest appearances!!