Dis is where ya fill out information 'bout yourself. Assumin' ya still wanna live in da Lodgin' House, a' coise. Just copy and paste da questions, stick 'em on a e-mail ta me and send away. Oh yeah, don't forget ta answer da questions! I knew I forgot somethin'. Details, details.

• Ya got a name or should we just cawl ya whatevah we want?
• Ya got a REAL name now?
• So, ya got a story 'bout how ya got da name you wasn't born wid?
• And how many years do ya got?
• So, whaddya look like so we'se can fill out a Wanted poster if we need ta. Just kiddin'.
• So, do we get ta hear your life-long tale a' woe or what?
• Ya got any relatives? Still alive, dat is.
• Any "significant other"? (I love it when dey cawl boyfriends dat. I get a kick outta it!)
• Anythin' else we absolutely gotta know about ya, cuz, well, we gotta? Like, say, a prison record?
• Oh, yeah, almost forgot! Gimme your e-mail, would ya?
• Don't forget ta join da eGroup for dis Lodgin' House! Da subscription box is at da top, under my yadda yadda blah blah introduction.