West: Heyas, me name's West *spitshake*. So, seems you's stumbled ya way inta the Midtown Lodging House 'ere.
Skye: You woulds think that, wouldn't ya?
West:*rolling her eyes* Dis is me twin sista, Skylar Xander Rawley.
Skye: Better known as Skye to everyone except me smart aleck sista'. She's somehow got da job a' bein da leader of the goil newsies of Midtown, so if you wanna be a newsie 'ere, you answa ta her.
West: Ms. McCain runs dis joint. She's a real nice lady, not strict at all. Jist pay 'er on time and don't burn da place down, and she won't yell at ya.
Skye: So's now I guess we should starts ta show you 'round dis *cough* beautiful Lodging House. Unless of coise, you wanna go check out Lower Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens or Harlem.
West: Judgin' by da fact you's still 'ere, I'm guessin you's stayin. So where to? We's got the goils bunkroom, da library, da hallway, da front desk, or's you cin take a short walk down da street to the Boys Midtown Lodging House.
By the way, this lovely, little page was created on February 2, 2000.
***It was last updated on July 19, 2000***