Lisa Sutherland's WebPage- PoemsPoems
This page contains a bunch of funny poems that I wrote. Well, most are funny anyway. I started writing them when I had to in English class. I made one that was funny and I decided that since people liked it, I'd make more. I'd like to thank some people for giving me ideas, "help", and actually liking my poems. They are Katelyn, Adam, Shaun, Brian, Matt A., Matt S., Shannon, Esteban, my friend Christina you don't know, and Dan H. There are probably more, but you came to this page to read poems, not thanks, right?
Funny Poems >>
The Evil Cow -A poem about this cow who does evil things to other farm animals.
The Evil Cow Part 2 -This poem is a touching story of love, hate, and farm animals.
The Graveyard -A poem about someone's grandma turning into a zombie.
The Granny Story -A poem about a loco granny and her 17 grandchildren who were savagely decapitated by a wolf.
Grandpa -A poem about this old, made-up guy named Fred.
Adamante -A poem about a big, gray dinosaur-looking monster that kept on destroying buildings in my dream.
The Evil Fart -A fictional poem (duh) about a fart that was evil and stuff.
Cid the Loser -A poem about this made-up, loser kid named Cid. I think this is my worst poem. You be the judge.
Not Funny Poems >>
Mrs. Yaker's Class -A poem about a few of the people in my old class. Not intended to be funny.
Summer -Another poem that's not really meant to be funny about how crappy my summer was.
Nick -A true poem about a bully I had in first grade and hated more than anything.
Those are all the poems I wrote so far. There will probably be more. If you didn't like them, get out of my site... or just check out the song lyrics page.
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