Here is the ENTIRE Classic Theme Song :

"Those Were The Days"
written by Lee Adams and Charles Strouse


Boy, the way Glen Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us, we had it made. Those were the days.
Didn't need no welfare state. Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days.
And you know who you were then, girls were girls and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
People seemed to be content. Fifty dollars paid the rent.
Freaks were in a circus tent. Those were the days.
Take a little Sunday spin, go to watch the Dodgers win.
Have yourself a dandy day that cost you under a fin.
Hair was short and skirts were long. Kate Smith really sold a song.
I don't know just what went wrong. Those Were The Days.

These are the not so known lyrics to the closing song

Remembering You
written by Roger Kellaway and Carroll O'Connor

Got a feelin' it's all over now - All over now, we're through.
And tomorrow I'll be lonesome, Remembering You.
Got a feelin' the sun will be gone - The day will be long and blue.
And tommorrow I'll be cryin', Remembering You.
There'a a far away look in your eye when you try to pretend to me,
That everything is the same as it used to be.
I see it's all over now - All over now, we're through.
And tomorrow I'll be startin' Remembering You.

Hilarious Quotes

Mike:"Let me tell you something Mr. Bunker..."
Archie (to Mike): "No, let me tell you something Mr. Stivic - You are a meathead!! A meathead, dead from head up, Meathead!!"

Archie (to Mike): "Stick and stones may brake my bones, but you are one dumb Polach."

Archie (to Edith): "Listen Edith, I know you're singing, you know you're singing, but the neighbors may think I'm torturing you."

Archie:"This country was ruined by Franklin Delano Roosevelt"
Maude (after pause):"You're fat"

Archie (to Mike):"You're the one who needs an American history lesson. You don't know anything about Lady Liberty, standing there in the harbor, with her torch out high, screaming out to all the nations of the world - Send me your poor, your deadbeats, your filthy..."

Archie: "There's about 14 million people in this country to every dingbat..."

Archie:"I don't wanna play with you no more. You wanna do something together, do something together by yourself..."

Archie:"I'm just trying to show you something..."

Gloria:"Did you know that 65% of the people murdered in the last 10 years were killed by handguns?"
Archie:"Would it make you feel any better little girl if they was pushed out windows?"

Gloria:"Well, that's convoluted logic"
Archie:"Yes, and that's the kinda straight thinking I'm trying to put across here."

Archie (to Edith):"Oh no Edith, if you're gonna have a change of life, you gotta do it right now!"

Edith:"Here we are"
Sammy Davis Jr.:"Oh thank you Mrs. Bunker."
Archie:"Thanks Edith, now that's all right, I can serve Mr. Davis, Edith get outta here. Now, Mr. Davis, do you take cream and sugar in your eye?"

Archie: I was talking about the Bible which has nothing to do with the Jews.

MAUDE (singing): "Good morning! Good morning! Rise and shine!
(Whips blanket from Archie on the couch)."
ARCHIE: I heard you! So did every moose in Canada!
MAUDE: It's not even 8:00 AM, and that foul mouth of yours is open for business! Now you can either get up and come to the dining table for breakfast,or you can stay there on the couch and feed off your own fat! If you choose the latter, you can lie there for months!