PURPLE MONKEY

PURPLE MONKEY "IA"
Oh bananaful,
for monkey skies,
for all the bananas to gain,
for purple monkey majesties,
above the fruited terrain.
Purple Monkey "ia"
Purple Monkey "ia"
May the sunshine light on thee,
through the thickest of wood,
with monkeyshiphood,
from tree to swinging tree...

CIRCLE SPHERE
(chorus)Round and round,
through and through,
over and over.--
Once upon a time,
this world was my ball's and mine,
my faithful ball ruled my world,
until I saw a girl with hair curled,
my ball sat alone,
all on its own. (chorus)
Looking at the sunset,
I remember the friend I will never forget,
years scatter and time is thrown about,
I grew to a man strong and stout,
but memories of my ball remind me,
how lonely I can be. (chorus)
Memories of my ball remind me,
how lonely I can be...

DON'T BUY OLD HOTDOG BUNS
Don't buy old hotdog buns,
don't buy old hotdog buns,
you buy old hotdog buns,
and you fry.
You bought old hotdog buns,
you bought old hotdog buns,
I told you not to buy old hotdog buns,
but you did,
so eat 'em yourself...

I'LL CUT YOUR GRASS FOR FREE
I'll cut your grass for free, g d c 
give you whatever you want from me, g d c 
however you want me I'll be, am c g
I'll satisfy you, em d 
you'll see, c
I'll cut your grass for free. g d c 
(chorus)Oh Mary, Mary, g d 
how does your garden grow? em c 
Oh Mary, Mary, g d 
how does your garden grow? em c
Oh Mary, Mary, g d 
how does your garden grow?-- c b c g
 So long, so long, g d g d
what makes it so long, g d c 
so long, so long, gd gd 
what makes it so wrong. (chorus) g d c
I'll cut your grass for free, g d c 
your grass for free, g d 
however you want me, am c 
I'll be... g


A NEW OCEAN VIEW
Grodybogs,
Walltallzoo,
we created all this,
for someone like you.
Cheese mutants of the blackhole seas,
fly around doing whatever they please,
never caring what they eat,
as long as it's good old American meat.
You know you got the world on it's knees,
begging and pleading for,
a new ocean view.
Grodybogs,
Walltallzoo,
you're mother of us all,
whatever you say has to be true,
of course it's true,
it's coming from you.
The crystal thimble still loves you,
still loves you and your silly ways,
although the old house is chilly,
you know you've got the world on it's knees,
begging and pleading for,
a new ocean view.
Grodybogs,
Walltallzoo,
you need a rest,
you need a rest in your new ocean view...

I AM THE TORTOISE
I was you as you was you as that guy over there was my brother.
See how we walk not stopping to talk,
see how we try,
I'm sighing.
Resting on a muffin,
watching for the car to come.
Holiday sweater,
Stupid bloody Wednesday, 
girl, you been a naughty girl,
you let your face grow long.
(chorus)I am the cheeseman,
they are the cheeseman,
I am the tortoise, blah blah blah blob.
Standing by a water fountain waiting for a drink,
if the drink don't come we can dry out standing in the sunny rain.--
Hey you Sammy sitting pretty,
sitting by the phone,
see how you try, 
stop and wonder why?
see how you walk,
I'm sighing.
Green goopy glistening glop dripping from a dead cat's nose,
snail-a-truck porpoise-wife telegraphic tele,
girl, you been a naughty girl,
you let your window up. (chorus)
Nitting knitting hoking stokers,
don't you think the Jester laughs at you?
See how they frown like a bleeding clown,
see how they cried,
I'm sighing.
Spindolina Milkerds racing down the great pyramids,
secondary monkeys chanting Hari Kari,
Girl, you should have seen them kneeing my good friend Joe... (chorus)

FAT LIP
Polly is the cutest girl I have ever seen,
It's too bad she's going with big mean Stan,
he'll chew you up and spit you out,
but when I look at Polly it really doesn't matter,
I'll take on thousands of Stans,
I know I'm the right man for Polly.
(chorus)The fat lip will go away,
but the fact she dumped me will always stay,
Oh Polly,
I need you to say you love me,
if only for today.--
It's 8am and my back still hurts,
I'll never be the same after being,
drag through the dirt by Stan,
you know I don't mind the fact that he almost killed me,
it's Polly, Polly,
Polly's what's killin' me. (chorus)
Polly give me a chance,
Polly one more dance,
even if the world you look upon turns grey,
I'll be here to brighten your day,
Oh girl, I need you to say you love me,
you love me,
if only for today...

EL BORRIO
The donkey sits,
Come on it's time to go,
the donkey sits,
donkey, you're lazy you know,
the donkey sits,
donkey, git off your ass,
the donkey sits,
two weeks have already passed,
the donkey sits,
I'm tired of this,
the donkey sits,
It's time to kiss,
the donkey sits,
your ass,
the donkey sits,
goodbye.
the donkey sits,
BAMMMMM!!!!
the donkey's dead...






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