The Ultimate Nerd Lines Page

If You're a Nerd And You Can't Get Any Girls.....Try These...

Nerd Pick-Up Lines!!!

• Hey Baby...Wanna Integrate?
• You're One Quadratic Equation I'd Love To Factor!
• You Turn My Floppy Disk Into a Hard Drive!
• If You Were Code, I'd Be The One To Compile You!
• You Have Better Curves Than y = cos(x)!
• You Turn Me On Faster Than A 2.4 Ghz With 1 Gig of DDRAM Running Linux!
• You're As Fine As My TI-89 (Rhymes!!!)
• Will you Push() and Pop() my Stack?**
• Will you traverse my doubly linked list?
• You know, people say my int is more like a long!
• If I could program a girl, they would be exactly like you!***
• Without you, I'm equivalent to the empty set! *****

And If Someone Tries To Get In Your Way.....Use One Of These...

Nerd Threats!!!

• I'll Pop() you like a stack and Push() you right back!
• You better backup!!....your hard drive.
• I'm gonna concatenate/integrate/differentiate/iterate/hack/decompile/dereference your ass!!
• I'm gonna set you equal to NULL!
• I'll splice you like a linked list!
• You're about as useful as a dangling pointer!*

And The Newest Addition To The Page...

• Your mom's so fat, she caused a stack overflow!
• Your mom's so stupid, she has a memory leak! *
• Your mom's like a college network, everyone's on her! ***
• Your mom's fatter than a 250 GB harddrive! ****
• Your mom's like Kazaa, everyone connects to her! ****

*Submitted By Emil

**Submitted By Devika

***Submitted By Adam

****Submitted By Batman

*****Submitted By Sofia

What Movie Are These Lines From???

"Only The True Nerd Gets The Girl"

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