Also, not only will I include wrestlers who we haven't seen in forever, but I will also include current wrestlers, and this will be more like a "personal information" page to share what everyone does outside of the EWA or wherever it is they wrtestle... so let's go...
EWA:
Psycohol- Psyco currently lives in Hawaii, working at a Jamba Juice located in the biggest Mall in the state in the heart of Waikiki, and also works at the busiest Movie Theatre in the state! After years, he finally moved out of Kalihi, the ghetto, to the nicer part of town with his girlfriend, and seems quite happy where he stays! He is now the Lead Singer to the fst-rising local Funcore Punk Band "False Crack" and has taken Kung Fu regularly since moving out to the Aloha State. He makes occasional visits home to NY to participate in a show or three each visit!
Wolfman X- After WMX's breakup and divorce with Shortcakes he moved to Florida briefly, then back to Norwich for a bit to live with his dad, then back to Oneonta where he still currently lives... he has one son, Austin, a.k.a. "Monster," from an ex-girlfriend Kailene and sees him often enough... WMX is working constantly as a GED Teacher for Drug Rehab! His GED program is rated in the Top 10 in the State, Impressive! WMX has tried persistantly to keep the EWA alive, despite the departure of most of it's legends and backbones... but recently, even he has called the EWA pretty much over until something major happens...
Natas-(retired) Natas had been living in Jacksonville, FL for years after the EWA: Renegade Shows ended, but finally returned to NY after like 3 years... he lived with WMX in Oneonta for a bit, but now lives happily with his girlfriend and his son in Norwich... he lost a retirement match to Wolfman X at EWA 100, so he is officially retired from the EWA! He thinks the talent level is at an all-time low and shows no interest of returning! He did however return for one last match against Psycohol, on one of Psyco's visits home... but other than that, he wants nothing to do with the EWA anymore...
Drakon-(retired) Drakon is happily married and living somewhere outside of Norwich in the country... he just had a daughter named Elora, so congrats to him! He makes occasional appearances on EWA shows, but he is retired, and hasn't wrestled a match in years! He's always good for commentary or on-camera comedy, but he's not too affiliated with the EWA anymore... I'm sure he's got a job somewhere that he's reportin' to everyday with his long-hair, bearded mangy-look, haha! And I'm sure he's gettin' drunk a lot!
"Notorious" Jevon Hill-(retired) Jevon had moved to Florida for a bunch of years... he came back up and fought a few matches, only to announce his retirement and go back to Florida... he would visit once in awhile and make appearances, and just recently was living in NY for a little while where he made a couple more EWA appearances... but he has stuck to his retirement and didn't jumped back on the active roster! Since then he went back to Florida yet again, maybe to box, because he has been boxing (wants to have 1st pro boxing match before age 30), maybe to hit all the strip clubs, cuz he has been using money on that, or maybe to party and get drunk... cuz he does that too! So Jevon's back in Miami now and who knows what kinda trouble he's gettin' into now!
Ground Zero-(retired) ever since the end of EWA1(1998), Ground Zero has been living in the Florida Keys (yes, another EWA Superstar living there, crazy huh?), with only rare visits to NY... he has been retired officially from wrestling for that long, always claiming he was too high-risk in his day, and still felt the injuries, and did not want to worsen them... so he's stayed away! But recently as a Birthday Present to WMX, while he was visiting Florida, Ground Zero gave him a match! GZ lost, but just the fact that he fought a good match with WMX after all these years of retirement shows that who knows.... maybe someday we'll see him fight more? But he is retired and having fun working in bars and as bouncers and picking up lots of hot women down in the Keys!
Drixon Webb-(retired) Drixon retired a ways back, due to illnesses and just to relax, while keeping a behind-the-scenes and on-screen non-wrestling role in the EWA! I wouldn't count him out from wrestling again briefly someday, but since he lives with his girlfriend now in Monticello NY, way downstate, it may be unlikely that we see him as much in the future...
Kamilian-(quit/fired) Kamilian (Micky Rourke-double)quit the EWA after losing the 1st 3-way match of his career! He was always undefeated in them until he decided not to break the pinfall that Priest was making on Face... so he lost, got pissed, and quit... Natas(the Commish then) also fired him the same show, to doubley keep him out of the EWA forever! Kammy has a deep underlying grudge for Wolfman X for all of this, since WMX paid Face the $ to lay down for Priest... but it was Kammy's fault, he could just as easily have taken the pin! Anyways, I think last time I was home, I saw him riding by on his bike in some fast-food uniform... so I assume Kamilian is still working fast-foods, riding bikes, and chasing underage girls around Norwich somewhere...
Disruptor- Disruptor broke his leg not too long ago, when Mr. Execution apparently targetted him and hit him with a car! Now this former World Champion's career seems to be over, or at least temporarily! It was a pretty bad injury, and full-recovery is going to be difficult... staying away from full-time wrestling is the only thing that can guarantee his leg will be safe... so I don't know if he can make a full return someday, or maybe onlya limited one, or just make appearances like he has lately... I don't even know if he's working, or still collecting money for the leg... as far as I know he's still living with his parents in his hometown, but I'm not positive on that...
X-Loco- X-Loco hasn't been heard of much lately, in fact we're pretty sure he moved to Connecticut... his last show attended, it was promised that there would be an X vs. X match with WMX before he left, but apparently it never happened and he has moved over tothe yuppy state!
The Ninja- Ninja(not Ninjarette) is of course, as has been revealed to be Norwich townie, Greg Brustowitz, and is still delivering the local newspaper, the Evening Sun every night, when not doing EWA Shows... you can always find him at the local festivals and town event hanging around and calling people "@$$holes!" Haha...
Face- Face hadn't been doing much until recently, during the filming of the new Friday the 13th remake, where he's been hanging around the set, trying to get cast as a stunt double... no luck yet though...
Mr. Execution- Mr. Ex had been living on the Norwich Railroad Tracks for years since he was fired a long time ago from the EWA, only to re-emerge, and then lost a Retirement Match to Kitty Valentine... since then he has made a couple special returns, and although he was officially "retired", I have a feeling everyone's forgotten about it..... but he continued to live on the railroad tracks and do nothing with his life, not attempting a return, taking the EWA rules too strictly... more recently Mr. Ex, using severl side-jobs to save up money, moved out to Hawaii with Psycohol! He's not living with Psyco, but is enjoying the sun and being homeless on the beaches! He is arrested occasionally, from what I'm told, but couldn't be happier!
Mr. Splooge- Mr. Splooge over the past few years has been continually going back to China and Japan to train more and become better for his EWA return... he actually came back all serious and awesome, only to be knocked silly and back to stupidity again... so he went on his way back to the Far East again, but only got to Nebraska until he ran out of money for his travels... and after saving money from working at a roadside gas station, took a flight bound for Japan, only to get lost at the Honolulu Airport halfway, and Psyco went to pick him up and has found him an apartment to stay at in Chinatown... So Splooge, Psycohol and Execution are all living in Hawaii right now!
Hack McNasty- still living in Norwich, and working with Handicap Cildren... robably getting drunk on weekends...
Putty Man-(retired) Putty Man is currently a homeless recluse in Sherburne, NY, living off of dimes and nickels so he can get a slice of pizza at Joe & Vinny's... he was retired from the EWA, and cannot show up unless he has permission, which he usually does not... he's a bum! Rumor is, he's going to start trying to street perform his old hobo clown routine again, like before his wrestling career... but I don't see this going over well in Sherburne...
Keven James- Living in Norwich now with his wife Maggi and their handful of kids! Lizzi, Teddy G., XXX, Austin, Courtney, and I think a new baby too! They got their hands full! And he's still firefighting too, so no time for wrestling!!!
Dr. Evil- lost all his masks and costumes, so looking like his twin Keven James, doesn't feel like wrestling too much or people would get confused...
Max Delirium & Vincent Demented- Psycho Dementia still lives together after all these years, down in Kingston, NY, working jobs most likely to make ends meat..... they haven't been thinking wrestling much these days though...
Bonez- not much news, but is apparently still hanging out in the Norwich local bar-scene(like many former wrestlers it seems)...
The Assassin- is a Mountain Bike Enthusiast now, living in Ithaca, NY... exciting!
Mad Dog- still lving in Norwich, still drinking at the Norwich Tavern... I know he's always approached about returning to EWA Shows, and always says yes, and always no-shows those shows! Haha, he never changes!
Shortcakes- Shortcakes, after leaving WMX, married a really fat slobby slimeball guy, and now has 2 or 3 kids with him! Great for her!
Frankenstein- Dead and Underground...
The Wolfman- Also Dead and Buried...
Psykadelik- Psyk is married to Blond Devil Girl and has a baby girl that he's currently watching over... he's workin' hard for the money and living down in the Binghamton hustle & bustle, away from smalltown Norwich! Will he ever return? Who knows, Psycohol and him have not had time in recent years to hang out for more than an evening, with the living situations, but if time ever allows, I know he'd be down for another show!
Blond Devil Girl- Same as Psykadelik... she's married and living with him, while watching after their cute little Caylene! She's either watchin' the kid, or at work most days, and she's not thinkin' 'bout wrestling anymore!
Lumberjack- Lumberjack just finished getting his Master's Degree at SUNY Cortland in some sort of teaching degree(phys. ed. I think), and is now still currently working at the CIT(cukoo prison for nutties) outside of Norwich, and living back at home... on weekends he goes out and chops trees to relive his pasttimes!
Psycometer- Nobody anywhere knows what happened to Psycometer after he won the PXW World Title a couple summers ago! Before that no one knew, and after that no one knew! His life is a mystery, and he only shows up when he wants to, or when his pride is on the line! If I were to guess what happened to him... I would say he went back home to the Pyrrynees Mtns. in the Andorrean highlands of Mediterranean Europe and is meditating or causing disruption for someone way out there! Maybe he has tons of kids to feed, I don't even know!
Psicon- married to the girl who banned Psycohol from their wedding... living the happy perfect life, last I knew in North Norwich... I'm pretty sure they have a kid too, maybe 2 by now? Doubtful we'll see him wrestle again, but who knows?
Robert Lane- PXW's favorite referee is now living happily down on Long Island with his English/Irish girlfriend Katie, and working hard for the money, just trying to get by in this ever-growing expensive world that we live in! He wants to move back upstate eventually, or maybe to England with his gal? I'll let you know...
The Janitor- Without the PXW, the Janitor has had to go back to full-time Custodial Duties at the NHS(Norwich High School), working the night-shift... kids view him as a weirdo, make fun of him behind his back, and run away from him when he approaches...